Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2623124 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #15700 on:** June 19, 2021, 02:44:27 PM »

I'm looking for mercenary ideas.

You are NO help.

Biz as usual, eh?

I got your PIN.

315 "This is only supposed to happen if I did this.
I know my irresponsibilities....."

tellomon · « **Reply #15701 on:** June 19, 2021, 03:02:01 PM »

Smells like tobacco.
Burns like wildfire.

The new day around here is suss.

tellomon · « **Reply #15702 on:** June 19, 2021, 03:08:18 PM »

Everybody knows except me why my Ratings are excessive.

Trade ya!

You send me 50 bucks extortion fees and I won't rat you out
for that shite last month at the Loft.

Deal?

Ratings are standing by.....

Drink * Post * No Adult Supervision

tellomon · « **Reply #15703 on:** June 19, 2021, 03:19:57 PM »

There's no surprise here, just the usual punishment unbefitting of the crime.

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What is a "Dream Come True"?

Who gets that?
How?
Why?

Face it: Sometimes, maybe, True is a Dream.

That's when I call the Cops!

tellomon · « **Reply #15704 on:** June 19, 2021, 04:17:05 PM »

Of all the stupid things I googled,
I went here....

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Smee

And here:

https://www.google.com/search?q=Ingrid+Heyn&source=hp&ei=oovNYIKfAanN0PEPkIWK2AI&iflsig=AINFCbYAAAAAYM2ZsuoqyG_Qw3Wa8EfeaZPxa6uvF6fe&oq=Ingrid+Heyn&gs_lcp=Cgdnd3Mtd2l6EAMyAggAMgIIADIGCAAQFhAeMgYIABAWEB4yBggAEBYQHjIGCAAQFhAeMgYIABAWEB46CAguEJECEJMCOgUIABCRAjoICAAQsQMQgwE6BQgAELEDOgsILhCxAxDHARCjAjoICC4QsQMQgwE6CAguEMcBEKMCOgoIABCxAxCDARBDOgUILhCxAzoOCC4QxwEQrwEQkQIQkwI6AgguOgsILhCxAxCDARCTAjoFCC4QkwI6CAguEMcBEK8BUJsaWIw-YNNDaABwAHgAgAFsiAH6B5IBAzguM5gBAKABAaoBB2d3cy13aXo&sclient=gws-wiz&ved=0ahUKEwiC-IP_haPxAhWpJjQIHZCCAisQ4dUDCAo&uact=5

tellomon · « **Reply #15705 on:** June 19, 2021, 04:21:09 PM »

This is not her.
Look how smug she looks.

Not the grrl I know.

What is the Truth?

And who cares?

This is NOT Blonde!

tellomon · « **Reply #15706 on:** June 19, 2021, 04:29:44 PM »

You know, for an Aussie, she's not half bad.

I think she'll do.

Just don't let her be talking that Strine
when I can't figure out Yank.

I'm older now.

And if I was driving it would be on
the American side of the road.

There's still something fishy about Steve Irwin.

tellomon · « **Reply #15707 on:** June 19, 2021, 04:43:55 PM »

If there was a war right now,
OZ would be serving Barbie and Grog.

I want to fly their Flag!
And chow down on the exotic Jerky...

tellomon · « **Reply #15708 on:** June 19, 2021, 04:54:40 PM »

Right, the worst thing about the Internet is it has your face on it.

Except smee.

He duzzint play well with others.

Hat's off!

Face the Future.
Eat your past.

tellomon · « **Reply #15709 on:** June 19, 2021, 05:33:22 PM »

I made a deal with the Devil and got my money back.

How do you fancy that?

tellomon · « **Reply #15710 on:** June 19, 2021, 05:34:40 PM »

If the Future is Now,
what was all that other stuff that went before?

A herd of Blondes and Ingrid was nowhere to be found.

And smee is hiding from his failed career and
all the other 2 are out to pasture.

This is no longer an Online Community.

It is Ruins.

And I like it!

Low rent, good time, good people covered in ashes.

tellomon · « **Reply #15711 on:** June 19, 2021, 05:44:31 PM »

HEY!
DON'T YOU TALK TO ME ABOUT ASHES
UNTIL YOU RUN YOUR OWN BURN BARREL!!!

Experience before wishes.

tellomon · « **Reply #15712 on:** June 19, 2021, 05:50:57 PM »

Geez, this Horsey chick flick Lotus has on is a major distraction here.

Who knew there would be wild teen age Vixens running rampant in the storyline?

I'd rather be watching The X-Files.

I can handle Scully.

Ain't nothing like a Chick/Sheila with a gun!

tellomon · « **Reply #15713 on:** June 19, 2021, 05:56:33 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #15714 on:** June 19, 2021, 06:00:57 PM »

So...the Last Beer is like...
"I won't be pissing myself anymore tonight".
or,
"I can crash out on the plastic sheeting now."

What are your ailments, Gents?

All info strictly confidential or not.

tellomon · « **Reply #15715 on:** June 19, 2021, 06:24:21 PM »

[EDITORIAL] The best part of this is....it's the only artistic outlet I have left.

The worst part of this is.... it won't MONETIZE!

And I hate you guys, Amen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kus7v4qlWe0

"Come on, you guys know the words."

tellomon · « **Reply #15716 on:** June 19, 2021, 06:39:16 PM »

Happy Ending vs. Everybody Dies

I choose B.
Much more realistic.

tellomon · « **Reply #15717 on:** June 19, 2021, 06:40:11 PM »

pls stop me

tellomon · « **Reply #15718 on:** June 19, 2021, 06:44:00 PM »

No!
Not a cry for help....

IT'S FUNDRAISING TIME!

Pay or Die.

New rules, heard about them?
Oh yeah, pay here or quit your job.

5 Bucks USD out the door.

Whadda ya say?

m86thecat@yahoo.com

I heard I take PayPal!
Listen: I want CASH!

Sorry, I'm not currently Trading in Pelts, Virgins or California Wine.
Firewood, Firearms and Fire Hoses are Trending.

tellomon · « **Reply #15719 on:** June 19, 2021, 07:21:11 PM »

If you want news,
go dig up something in your backyard and call the cops.

You ARE news.

Go!

tellomon · « **Reply #15720 on:** June 19, 2021, 07:33:23 PM »

8 Foolproof Ways To Protect Yourself From Being Canceled By An Angry Mob

Canceling people for having wrong opinions has overtaken baseball as America's national pastime. The cancel mob is always out there looking for its next victim! How will you survive? Here are 8 ways to ensure you won't be next:

1. Buy Twitter: You're also gonna want to buy Facebook too. And the rest of the internet as well. Then you call the shots! Simple!

2. Cancel everyone else first: If you're quick, you can destroy everyone else's lives before they destroy yours! Better hurry!

3. Disown your conservative Uncle Bill, your entire family, and everyone else who may hold right-leaning views: The last thing you want is for people online to discover you're Nazi adjacent! Don't worry, they won't really miss you that much.

4. Live in an undersea lair with no address so people can't dox you: This is important, and relatively easy to do. If Captain Nemo and Jeff Bezos can do it, so can you!

5. Staple your mouth shut and surgically remove your texting thumbs: avoid temptation at all costs.

6. Be perfectly sinless from birth until your death: No sins, no cancellation, right? Jesus was able to do it, and-- no, wait-- he still got canceled. Nevermind.

7. Hang a BLM flag, pride flag, and trans flag outside your house: Hang up all the flags. Be sure to update your pride flag every time they add a new color or you're a bigot.

8. Make a deal with the Devil to never be canceled for the low price of your soul: What good is a soul anyway if you've been canceled? Last we checked, deals with the devil are currently available in Washington D.C. and most Disney retail stores.

If these 8 tips don't work for you, get help from People United For Privacy Foundation!

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-ways-to-protect-yourself-from-being-canceled-by-an-angry-mob

tellomon · « **Reply #15721 on:** June 20, 2021, 02:56:25 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #15722 on:** June 20, 2021, 02:57:28 AM »

"Not all those who wander are lost."
-J.R.R. Tolkien

This snippet of lyrical verse is the second line in a poem included in J.R.R. Tolkien’s “The Fellowship of the Ring.” The line has been adopted by adventurous travelers the world over who have perhaps never read the poem in its entirety: “All that is gold does not glitter / Not all those who wander are lost / The old that is strong does not wither / Deep roots are not reached by the frost.” Taken as a whole, the poem suggests that there is great value in nurturing “deep roots,” that those who understand their origins will be more likely to persevere through adversity. This is certainly a theme that echoes throughout Tolkien’s stories, as his characters suffer their trials and burdens. It suggests that the interesting question is not whether we wander, but how.

tellomon · « **Reply #15723 on:** June 20, 2021, 03:17:26 AM »

https://www.triviagenius.com/why-does-swiss-cheese-have-holes-plus-other-amazing-cheese-facts/YLFQZO6XZgAG9EDa?utm_source=blog&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=1297705597

tellomon · « **Reply #15724 on:** June 20, 2021, 06:10:10 AM »

tellomon · « **Reply #15725 on:** June 20, 2021, 06:17:56 AM »

https://www.survivopedia.com/how-to-survive-stupid-people/?utm_source=newsletter&utm_campaign=2021-06-19-Survive-Stupid-People&utm_medium=email&utm_content=linktext

tellomon · « **Reply #15726 on:** June 20, 2021, 06:23:56 AM »

Devin Bynum
If your looking for recognition from anyone but yourself, your only hurting yourself, recognize yourself without needing other people to see what you see or you may be forever let down, it doesnt need to be on a billboard for it to be true, you just need to figure out how to convince yourself you know who you are, once you can do this without seeking recognition, you may find true happiness, I'm still learning myself so this is all just in theory 😛.

Ron Tello Culley
Well said!

tellomon · « **Reply #15727 on:** June 20, 2021, 08:16:09 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #15728 on:** June 20, 2021, 09:13:22 AM »

https://www.gunpowdermagazine.com/are-gun-controllers-in-california-facing-new-roadblocks/

tellomon · « **Reply #15729 on:** June 20, 2021, 09:47:51 AM »

Sniff The Food Chain for Spoilage
The Great Depression 2.0 Is About To Hit America

Hand-picked obama agents passed a sneaky 'money distribution' law that will bring the country to its knees.
In just a manner of weeks, America's economic legacy will be destroyed.
The stakes could not be higher for the wealth of you and your family.
We need to act now to protect our families and freedom.
Join us patriot - And save yourself from Democrat tyranny.

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tellomon · « **Reply #15730 on:** June 20, 2021, 09:58:32 AM »

New Poll Shows 68 Percent of American Blacks Support Anti-White Critical Race Theory

A new poll has shown that the anti-white marxist poison known as critical race theory is vehemently unpopular with every group in America, except for Democrats and blacks.

https://bigleaguepolitics.com/new-poll-shows-68-percent-of-american-blacks-support-anti-white-critical-race-theory/

tellomon · « **Reply #15731 on:** June 20, 2021, 10:18:06 AM »

https://republicanpost.net/watch-creepy-joe-get-touchy-in-geneva-after-no-one-is-seen-wearing-masks-or-social-distancing/

tellomon · « **Reply #15732 on:** June 20, 2021, 11:28:31 AM »

Diane Franssen added 2 photos and 2 videos to the album: Summer 2021 in Cali — with Nicole Ward and
2 others
at Adventure Playground.
5h · Irvine, CA ·
They never get tired....

Tammy Dennis Malimban
Where is Adventure Playground?

Diane Franssen
Tammy. Irvine. They used to have a stream to play in but it was closed.

Ron Tello Culley
Tobey is UNstoppable. I give up following. Just send a postcard addressed to anybody. I'll get it.

Diane Franssen
Ron lol me too! Good thing I have a driver. The smog down here is a killer. Stay up there!

Ron Tello Culley
OK but we're running out of supplies. Send a rescue party and bring beer!

Diane Franssen
We're? You have a mouse in your pocket?

Ron Tello Culley
I'm married, too...

Diane Franssen
Ron I thought that ended?

Ron Tello Culley
I question your thinking.
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=8265.0
"It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show"
OZROUNDTABLE.COM

Diane Franssen
Ron Tello Culley then it's the old ladies job to shop

Ron Tello Culley
With my Money!

Diane Franssen
Ron. Wait!! You have money?? Let me reconsider the shopping trip

Ron Tello Culley
Keep packing. It's a long way home.

tellomon · « **Reply #15733 on:** June 20, 2021, 11:32:10 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #15734 on:** June 20, 2021, 12:00:23 PM »

I'm waxing nostalgic again.

I remember the old good days when I
volunteered to speak with Shrinks.

I ran circles around them.

Never heard from them again.

I guess I made them kill themselves.

A proud moment in my life.

*smee* · « **Reply #15735 on:** June 20, 2021, 12:07:12 PM »

I've heard that's not all you wax

tellomon · « **Reply #15736 on:** June 20, 2021, 12:14:19 PM »

Pump Up The Verbatim
Top Obama Ethics Official Rages: Biden’s Actions ‘a Real F*** You’ to U.S., He’s a ‘F***ing Failure’

https://resistthemainstream.org/top-obama-ethics-official-rages-against-biden-hes-a-fing-failure/?utm_source=rtmn1&utm_medium=rtmn1&utm_campaign=rtmn1

tellomon · « **Reply #15737 on:** June 20, 2021, 12:32:08 PM »

Quote from: *smee* on June 20, 2021, 12:07:12 PM

I've heard that's not all you wax

Not being here has tarnished your perspective.

I see that Dead Shrinks don't interest you.

You sick, twisted Freak!

tellomon · « **Reply #15738 on:** June 20, 2021, 01:23:03 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #15739 on:** June 20, 2021, 01:40:00 PM »

One time I had a car, and lost it.

Then I had a truck and lost that.

And since then I have had and lost motor vehicles.

I don't wanna drive anymore.

I'm not responsible.
I don't wanna lose my Gun Rights.

Or pay full price at the Pub.

tellomon · « **Reply #15740 on:** June 20, 2021, 02:00:57 PM »

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1,073 source material eMails on deck

right now.

Flip or punt?

tellomon · « **Reply #15741 on:** June 20, 2021, 02:21:27 PM »

The smoke alarm sounded.
There was no smoking.

The Perils of Demo.

tellomon · « **Reply #15742 on:** June 20, 2021, 03:08:29 PM »

Videos forthcoming.

Louie Farfan
Louie sent Today at 7:49 AM
Hey Ron were you guys able to get the visqueen or do I need to get some now?

You sent Today at 10:09 PM
Hey Louie! I need links to the vids, thx!

tellomon · « **Reply #15743 on:** June 20, 2021, 03:38:39 PM »

https://teapartyusa.org/everyone-noticed-what-was-in-bidens-hand-while-meeting-with-putin-and-realized-we-are-doomed/

tellomon · « **Reply #15744 on:** June 20, 2021, 03:43:05 PM »

https://pantsonfirenews.com/the-media-is-getting-away-with-a-disturbing-lie-about-election-laws/?utm_source=pofnl&utm_medium=ong&utm_campaign=1299539722

tellomon · « **Reply #15745 on:** June 20, 2021, 04:10:28 PM »

https://thecongressionalinsider.com/watch-biden-use-juneteenth-as-leverage-to-push-this-blatant-lie-about-our-country/

tellomon · « **Reply #15746 on:** June 20, 2021, 04:11:57 PM »

https://politicalanimalnews.com/laura-ingrahams-viewers-were-shocked-when-a-key-senator-exposed-how-the-military-is-indoctrinating-soldiers-with-critical-race-theory/?utm_source=pannl&utm_medium=ong&utm_campaign=1299567262

tellomon · « **Reply #15747 on:** June 20, 2021, 04:19:27 PM »

Given certain considerations with Staff and Management,
further discussions of forbidden topics will be
allowed to roam free.

tellomon · « **Reply #15748 on:** June 20, 2021, 04:31:20 PM »

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*CountessA* · « **Reply #15749 on:** June 20, 2021, 09:52:32 PM »

You've posted a snippet from Tolkien.

That gets you a free pass to the Good Boys' Thread, plus lifetime right to play the drums on any kitchen counter to which you have right of access.

News:

Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2623124 times)