Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2626961 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #13300 on:** May 01, 2021, 08:07:12 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #13301 on:** May 01, 2021, 09:12:50 AM »

10 Vegetable & Herb Scraps to Regrow in Water

https://www.ehow.com/13727984/vegetable-herb-scraps-to-regrow-in-water?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=043021&z=e4a4812231d872a7e2c7ea84cad06266d2824230

tellomon · « **Reply #13302 on:** May 01, 2021, 09:30:21 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #13303 on:** May 01, 2021, 10:15:52 AM »

Crisis Continues: Arizona Senators Speak up on President Biden’s Border Failures

Two border-state Senate Democrats spoke out about how President Biden’s administration is not doing enough to address the ongoing border crisis.

Two Senate Democrats from border states have claimed that President Joe Biden has not done en

On Wednesday, Arizona Sen. Mark Kelly released a statement regarding the matter. In it, he lamented Biden’s lack of attention to the issue when the president made his speech to congress.

In his statement, Kelly said that he does share Biden’s sense of urgency with regards to the immigration system. However, he pointed out that he didn’t hear anything about the president’s plan to try and solve the crisis. He also said that he will keep the administration accountable in delivering the resources and manpower needed to improve the situation at the border.

https://snip.ly/64o691#https://breakingnewsalerts.com/crisis-continues-arizona-senators-speak-up-on-president-bidens-border-failures/

tellomon · « **Reply #13304 on:** May 01, 2021, 10:31:36 AM »

Donald Trump Jr. EXPOSES left’s hypocrisy: ‘AMAZING’ what Democrats get away with

New allegations accuse U.S. Special Presidential Envoy for Climate, John Kerry, of LEAKING Israeli military information to one of its biggest foes: Iran. So, where is the media outcry? Because if an official within the Trump administration was accused of doing anything remotely similar, the left and the media would go NUTS. Donald Trump Jr. joins Glenn, and he exposes that blatant hypocrisy: ‘It’s amazing what you can get away with when you’re a Democrat.’

https://conservativeheadlinenews.com/donald-trump-jr-exposes-lefts-hypocrisy-amazing-what-democrats-get-away-with/

tellomon · « **Reply #13305 on:** May 01, 2021, 10:38:35 AM »

Gateway to Socialism: It beats working for a living
Texas restaurant owner: Service industry ‘in competition’ with unemployment benefits

Doc’s Backyard Bar and Grill owner Charles Milligan on struggling to hire employees, arguing that many people are making more money staying at home than working.

https://conservativeheadlinenews.com/texas-restaurant-owner-service-industry-in-competition-with-unemployment-benefits/

tellomon · « **Reply #13306 on:** May 01, 2021, 11:01:06 AM »

"If I have anything to say about any of it
you would ALL be on fire, and face down in
The Sin Bin."

tellomon · « **Reply #13307 on:** May 01, 2021, 11:10:00 AM »

AGAIN? Leftists? I thot they like Biden....
CRAPPY SITUATION at the White House as Leftists Dump Piles of Manure to Protest Biden’s Climate Plan

Celine Castronunovo from The Hill reports, Climate activists gathered in Washington, D.C., on Thursday to dump wheelbarrows full of cow poop near the White House in protest of Joe Biden’s climate plan, which they say is “BS” and does not go far enough to protect the environment.

https://republicanpost.net/crappy-situation-at-the-white-house-as-leftists-dump-piles-of-manure-to-protest-bidens-climate-plan/

tellomon · « **Reply #13308 on:** May 01, 2021, 11:30:36 AM »

Now that I think about it..
Dorothy is neurotic, and the
cows offer peace and tranquility.
And Dairy products.

What's Dorothy ever done for us?

tellomon · « **Reply #13309 on:** May 01, 2021, 11:35:07 AM »

Liza Minnelli.
Minnelli was born on March 12, 1946, at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center on Beverly Boulevard in Los Angeles. She is the daughter of Judy Garland and Vincente Minnelli.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liza_Minnelli#Early_life

tellomon · « **Reply #13310 on:** May 01, 2021, 11:50:58 AM »

Meanwhile, in the dark part of Hollywood.....

tellomon · « **Reply #13311 on:** May 01, 2021, 11:55:04 AM »

Did you know that Elvira --Cassandra Peterson--is a Redhead?

Playboy Magazine Alumni will attest.

"The carpet matches the drapes, and both of them are on fire".

google that shite yourself. I got enuff Admin Spirit riding my ass for previous
minor infractions and transgressions beyond the scope of common understanding.

Tessa is The Man.
And she fights dirty.

tellomon · « **Reply #13312 on:** May 01, 2021, 12:17:40 PM »

My new chainsaw is electric.

Maximum portable carnage.

Low carbon footprint.

Not as noisy as gas engines. Stealth, actually.....

If you got a problem with that,
why not outlaw duct tape in your whinge!

BTW: I have a gang of ClawHammers bucking for some skulls to crush.

tellomon · « **Reply #13313 on:** May 01, 2021, 12:19:43 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #13314 on:** May 01, 2021, 12:26:04 PM »

If that was a ter or ish tic remark,
you can bet this cop will respond!

tellomon · « **Reply #13315 on:** May 01, 2021, 12:30:49 PM »

THE RATS ARE JUMPING SHIP
Illinois Democratic Rep. Cheri Bustos Announces Retirement

Illinois Democratic Rep. Cheri Bustos announced Friday she would retire from Congress after this term.

“As I turn every corner on each decade of life, I take time to reflect and evaluate what my next chapter might bring,” she said in a statement. “That’s how, 10 years ago, I decided to run for Congress. And it’s why, today, I am announcing I will not seek reelection after completing this term.”

https://resistthemainstream.org/democrat-announces-retirement/?utm_source=rtmn1&utm_medium=rtmn1&utm_campaign=rtmn1

tellomon · « **Reply #13316 on:** May 01, 2021, 12:44:58 PM »

YOU CAN'T WIN IF YOU DON'T PLAY

This BLM Chant Caught on Tape Will Send Chills Down Your Spine

https://teapartyusa.org/this-blm-chant-caught-on-tape-will-send-chills-down-your-spine/

tellomon · « **Reply #13317 on:** May 01, 2021, 01:13:23 PM »

Bones heal.
Brains don't.

tellomon · « **Reply #13318 on:** May 01, 2021, 02:41:22 PM »

Jessica Lattimore asked a question .
Can anyone recommend good swim lessons for my two children, on or off the mountain?

Steve Ferrera
YMCA Pool by St. Bernardines Waterman/21st

Grace Murphy
Victory aquatics in San Bernardino off of waterman excellent coaches and teachers

Dawn Diggle
Ymca is affordable and they work their way through several levels towards mastery

Ron Tello Culley
YMCA all the way! I donated...they BETTER be open. 😏

tellomon · « **Reply #13319 on:** May 01, 2021, 02:51:39 PM »

1142500 Views without admitting guilt

tellomon · « **Reply #13320 on:** May 01, 2021, 03:31:06 PM »

Attention Ron Tello Fans!

Wanna get the Celebrity Scoop on this Mook?

Take it in 2 easy steps:

I'm this.(google me)

It's Ok, and who are you?

Wait...was that 3?

tellomon · « **Reply #13321 on:** May 01, 2021, 03:46:22 PM »

NOT SO FAST SWIFTY!
Dirt is where we post it.

There are no privileges here, Sam!

Get in line. Have a seat. Come back tomorrow.

Have A Nice Day, ya Mug. And take that Plow with you!

(I don't make the Rules. I share them, suckers!)

tellomon · « **Reply #13322 on:** May 01, 2021, 04:00:56 PM »

Oh, sorry.

Now I know:

MORE RANDOM PIX
to cover for the fact that we are running out of Material
or something....

Right?

No??????

One pic for you and buggah orf!

(REMEMBER: I got Admin up me bum, smee under my skin and you Lurkers are under my Spell.
Or something.

It's cool.

I'm a BOT!!!

LOL....)

ONE SELECT RANDOM PIC ONLY CUZ YOU SUCK TODAY.

tellomon · « **Reply #13323 on:** May 01, 2021, 04:06:46 PM »

1142539 Views and thank you again, Lurker Dicks! eMail me @ Tello.FELAFEL U

tellomon · « **Reply #13324 on:** May 01, 2021, 04:21:08 PM »

Yes, no but seriously...I've been working hard to keep my head together
and I have a report:

The Key Word is "Sanity".

It is in short supply. (You dint know that? What an idiot!! * GET OFF MY PLATFORM!!!)))

Good thing I'm Ron Tello or we would all be flocked!

Follow me. I'll be right behind you!

We'll take Tessa's Carriage (REPORTED STOLEN HOURS EARLIER) for a Gothic Get Away Act....
and later we can meet up at Stonehenge for Trading and BBQ!

*CountessA* · « **Reply #13325 on:** May 01, 2021, 10:59:04 PM »

... Beware the pineapple.

tellomon · « **Reply #13326 on:** May 02, 2021, 03:49:26 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #13327 on:** May 02, 2021, 04:35:44 AM »

Joe Biden Defies Science Again

President Joe Biden told NBC’s “Today” show on Friday that it is a “patriotic duty” for Americans to wear a mask, even if they are outdoors and have already been fully vaccinated for the coronavirus.

With a few sentences, Biden rewrote the course material for basic civics classes, assuming those classes are still being taught to kids, while he also contributed to many Americans’ hesitancy to getting vaccinated.

In an interview with co-anchor Craig Melvin on NBC’s “Today” show, Biden flouted science and asked Americans to engage in what is essentially political theatre — rebranding it as a selfless and patriotic sacrifice.

https://patriotpowernews.com/2021/05/01/joe-biden-defies-science-again/

tellomon · « **Reply #13328 on:** May 02, 2021, 04:37:47 AM »

https://www.triviagenius.com/philosophical-ideas-explained/YC7N_aMOfwAHy2me?utm_source=blog&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=1270175932

tellomon · « **Reply #13329 on:** May 02, 2021, 05:07:15 AM »

Whoopi Goldberg Outrageously Claims Republicans Are ‘Inviting People To Test The Waters Of Fascism’

Things got weird on the ABC talk show “The View” this week when cohost Whoopi Goldberg outrageously claimed that Republicans are “inviting people to test the waters of fascism.”

This segment kicked off with Goldberg’s cohost Joy Behar ranting against Republicans in the bizarre way that is typical of her.

https://thepoliticalinsider.com/whoopi-goldberg-outrageously-claims-republicans-are-inviting-people-to-test-the-waters-of-fascism/?utm_campaign=TPI05012021SAT&utm_source=criticalimpact&utm_medium=email&utm_content=92c64eb985bc01c2a6473c7b9fa19141&source=TPICI

tellomon · « **Reply #13330 on:** May 02, 2021, 05:48:02 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #13331 on:** May 02, 2021, 06:58:04 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #13332 on:** May 02, 2021, 07:02:18 AM »

Which was the largest of the carnivorous dinosaurs?

Tyrannosaurus
Spinosaurus
9%
Correct
Allosaurus
Gigantosaurus

Spinosaurus is believed to have been the largest of the carnivorous dinosaurs. The fearsome creatures may have reached lengths of nearly 60 feet — 20 feet longer than the largest known specimens of Tyrannosaurus rex. Their name means “spine lizard,” a reference to the long spines growing out of their back vertebrae, which form what’s called a “sail.” Spinosaurus is thought to have been largely aquatic, and some researchers consider it the first known swimming dinosaur. It feasted on prey in the swamps of North Africa during the Cretaceous period, about 112 million to 97 million years ago. The first Spinosaurus specimen was discovered in Egypt in 1912, although more recent finds have been located in Morocco.

Source: Livescience | Date Updated: April 21, 2021

https://www.triviagenius.com/answer/which-was-the-largest-of-the-carnivorous-dinosaurs/YIB5OV_cZz5TTB1e

tellomon · « **Reply #13333 on:** May 02, 2021, 07:43:44 AM »

Katherine L. Carroll asked a question .
ANYONE KNOW WHATS UP WITH THE HELICOPTER OVER TOP TOWN?

Skaught Boyer
yes, It's flying.

Malia Dietz
Admin
It has left we are looking to see what the call was

Julie Greenwood Ray
Good I was wondering the same thing I kept hearing it and hearing it

Doral Cardwell
Julie Greenwood Ray me too

Stephen Nicolaus
An LA transplant scoping properties?

Brian Harding
Just there to flock with tweekers.

Steve Ferrera
Brian Harding They saw your deal

Ron Tello Culley
Recon

tellomon · « **Reply #13334 on:** May 02, 2021, 08:21:57 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #13335 on:** May 02, 2021, 08:39:43 AM »

Stories of Stupid

Here on the Ranch, the L3sbos locked themselves out of the house.
Left their keys inside.
They dint do a Hide A Key.

They dint want the Property Manager hold a copy.

I'm the Manager.

They are afraid of me, for no apparent reason
except mindless fear.
And the horrible lies they were told by a crazy b*tch previous tenant
Who had accused me of pissing in her car.
No evidence, no case. She is DangerCrazy, and the Twins believed her
but they don't know my name or the shameful life I lead.

Look what it got them: A Locksmith on scene
for a cost.

Stupid.

I'm loving it!!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #13336 on:** May 02, 2021, 08:57:52 AM »

How crazy is she?

Tell has it she had demanded that the kitchen door lock be changed
to keep me out.

I get kitchen, laundry and wifi access
at all times.

Who or what is THIS to lock me out?

See? Sick!

It's EVERYWHERE and breeding!

Are you entertained now?

I'm cool.
They haven't found the body yet.

tellomon · « **Reply #13337 on:** May 02, 2021, 09:22:37 AM »

Prolly, if I say anymore, I will

1) get in more trouble with Big Brother

B) jack up my Ratings

It dont matter to me.
It's all the same day
in the Tello Studios.

But you know that.

Whatever, but don't F* orf. I need you.

tellomon · « **Reply #13338 on:** May 02, 2021, 09:27:01 AM »

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis continues to make a case for himself as not only the best governor in America but also a strong 2024 presidential contender. He recently took part in a town hall hosted by Laura Ingraham on Fox News that covered a range of topics.
When asked about systemic racism, DeSantis did not mince words.

Ron DeSantis Doesn’t Mince Words, Sweeps the Leg of Systemic Racism Claims

https://thecongressionalinsider.com/ron-desantis-doesnt-mince-words-sweeps-the-leg-of-systemic-racism-claims/

tellomon · « **Reply #13339 on:** May 02, 2021, 09:38:37 AM »

It's not impossible to be extinct
if you come back.
It's just that...you will need to be briefed
on modern society and
Animal Control Laws.

tellomon · « **Reply #13340 on:** May 02, 2021, 09:44:10 AM »

That includes Potty Training.

tellomon · « **Reply #13341 on:** May 02, 2021, 09:48:35 AM »

www.ron_tello_studios.ron/too_much_science/store

tellomon · « **Reply #13342 on:** May 02, 2021, 09:53:24 AM »

Thermalite.

Dynamite.

Kryptonite.

Twenty a Night.

GET YOUR GAS ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #13343 on:** May 02, 2021, 10:02:10 AM »

FROM THE EDITOR'S DESK:
Attention Tello Fan Club Members and Lurkers....

Recent reports indicate that there's nothing worth reporting or living for anymore.

Stay tuned for further nihilism and festivities.

tellomon · « **Reply #13344 on:** May 02, 2021, 10:06:11 AM »

Oh, LOOK! More stupid !!!

http://patriotpowerednews.com/months-after-antifa-took-over-portland-the-mayor-is-just-now-wanting-to-take-action/

tellomon · « **Reply #13345 on:** May 02, 2021, 10:12:25 AM »

" If I was in charge, I'd put a stop to this. Everybody, BACK ON THE BOATS. Head East! "

Africa, England, France...all those Lame tourist hot spots....LOL

tellomon · « **Reply #13346 on:** May 02, 2021, 10:25:56 AM »

"Don't go to Oz. They have Drop Bears and Steve Irwin Re-Runs."

tellomon · « **Reply #13347 on:** May 02, 2021, 10:29:23 AM »

I'm still waiting to take delivery on my Online Order of
Native 12-year-aged Cheerily Jumping Jerky.

What's up with that?

Don't make me call the Bank!!

I will get a refund and Neg you!

tellomon · « **Reply #13348 on:** May 02, 2021, 10:44:42 AM »

Look what I found!
My collection of Paisley Neckties.

Cool.
All tied up and nowhere to go.

tellomon · « **Reply #13349 on:** May 02, 2021, 10:47:31 AM »

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