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How can you be so sure?
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She whispers it in my ear

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Yeah, and IF I believe that....I'm ok with the Rumour Principle.
I am Not Ok widdit....

Say, can you take your sun-scorched carcass to the Lotus Thread.....flocking PLEASE?

You don't have to, you won't and who are you?

And remember, in The US, the Statute of Limitations does not apply to LOITERING.
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Why do I have to go thru life fielding Mental Illness Issues of other people
while ignoring my own Mud?

A: Cuz they are Certified and I am presumed.

                                                                            (Escape hatch goes here)
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Fvcking Derp, alright???
Get on, over or out.

OPTIONS!

Take it to your next "Meeting".
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"MUD" is code.

You are dirt if ya can't figure it out, oh waterless one!

I'm gardening this summer.

You too can be compost, but shipping IS an issue, I know.
How much mulch are you worth? + Shipping?
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In my experience:

If and when ya want something for free* and want to avoid shipping costs...

Put it on *credit and GO drive it home yourself!
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I like the Internet.

How ya doin' ya LURKERS???


Home is where the Trailer Park is.
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Joe Biden is Hitler.2

Some fun! Wish you were here, ya Limeys!


Bring a gun, see what happens.....

Bring Snacks and you are IN!
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Oh, give me a home where the buffalo roam
and I'll show you a home full of Buffalo sh!t

Give me a home where the lurkers roam ...

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Umm...derp?
How come smee gets to talk all the time?

3 Amigos Remorse:smee!: :tello:  :eranium: <---- This guy sucks!
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And in other news: Your life sucks too.

Playing field: LEVEL AND SUSPECT.
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BOO!
Scared now??????????????????????????????????????????
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GAME OFF!

Back to The Newsroom.
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In 2021, why is Recycling so fVcking important now and not in 1966?

Take a seat Children and let Uncle Ronnie tell you all about it!
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No. Children are HATERS too, so I'm out of this one.

No kids, no kidding.

Seriously. Change their nappys and move on....
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I promise, when I sober up I will do important things....

Paperwork.

Dirtwork.

Workie-work.

Do it or else...
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Do it or else...

I said do it right or get out. smee won't listen.

He is a Mouth on Wheels.
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I was looking for a Date or 2 and there are these:
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I think the only difference between The US and OZ is...

The Equator.

Who let him in here?
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I'm sorry about the Oz Fires.

They weren't as big of news as ours.

Oz is not a Third World Activity.

It's a FIRST WORLD FOWL UP. And they hate knowing it.


How do those Blighters sleep?

:tello: " Face down, dirtward..."

Ashes, ashes, all fall DOWN UNDER.
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Oz is a big Island. Experts say it's a Continent.

I say it's a Big Island.

Duzzint matter.


Drop Bears will revolt and take back their backyard.

Take yer Barbie on your way out.


Get on a boat, drift, and crash into Britain, where you CAN belong with that cute Strine Accent.

If Monty Python gave 5% to Oz, the World View could have been changed & corrupted to new levels of global comedy.

Instead, Oz is the toilet paper of the First World and I need to rescue Roo!

Or maybe not. She don't move so well, just like me!
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And smee, a self-imposed sock puppet still refused to post a face.
Any face, duzzint even have to be his own (but it couldn't hurt), that simple sort of posting does not happen here...and prolly for good reason.

Genetic Mutation at Birth.

Not having seen that, I offer no sympathy, pity or Pot Luck Salad.

I have nothing to do and I'm NOT, in good bad or indifferent conscious doing this.

Get your sick social dysfunction drama stories somewhere else.

worD
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Two AborigaWallaRoofucks walk into smee's Bar.....

There was no video, so it dint happen.
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I am not an animal

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That's right.

You are a sock by proxy
and that's only when you attend these festivities.


Can we reasonably expect to see a Fake Face by July? I know yer slow.
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Mate, take my advice: Post ANY face and get away with the fraud.

Conversely, Jokers as I post the Real Deal
and I'm on the Government Peek List.

Nice.

Good to know that George Orwell was thinking about me.


I don't care about what you regurgitate outta yer brain....
I'm telling YOU, smee...it's High Time that it is YOUR Shout.


You can believe that the "Shame and Guilt Club" is knocking on yer short door.
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So hey smee: with Ratings like this, I can own your Cave.

Start packing.


No, I don't want your Cat, but I'll take the Kitty Litter.

It works great in me Loo.
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Disclosed Secret Documents Reveal that Ron Tello is not a smee.
Mothers are concerned.
Admin refuses to comment.
Inspectors are lost.
Part-Time Actors need not apply.


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Can you believe that all this WORK is done from home?

Now consider that home is an RV.


*HomeBeaters!*
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Not only is that home an RV
That RV is an asylum

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Facebook is doing BETA TASTING again.

Don't go to your wall. It won't be there.
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This is stupid rich at Tax Time:

The murderer wrote off the murder weapon.

Now that Science is God...check it out!
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Not a Long Hair, a Whore or a Gun in the equation... seems legit.


I still like the Carnival Attractions!
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Not only is that home an RV
That RV is an asylum


smee's posts are ok too....
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I do not comprehend how the world is spelled out in numbers.

I figured it out by the way it looks, acts and smells.

The world. Pffftttt....

Take it. Have it. Get it outta here.
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Underneath every gun free zone sign they should put "This is a gun free zone. This is where most mass shootings occur. You will NOT be protected. Enter at your own risk." Because that's how it always seems to work out.
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Climate Activists Dump Cow Manure Outside White House To Protest Biden’s Climate Plan

A group of so-called “climate activists” brought over a dozen wheelbarrows filled with cow manure and dumped them in front of the White House, protesting what they view as an inadequate climate plan from President Joe Biden.

The group defines Biden’s plan as “bulls***,” hence the, well … you know.

The activists showed off signs they likely made in their parent’s basement, some of which read: “Stop the bulls***,” and “Declare climate emergency now!”

Jane Recker, a staff writer at the Washingtonian, described the scene, noting that the cow manure was very real.


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I got drunk, went to bed, woke up, began drinking and posting again and I feel fine
except for the retro-hangover of yesterday.

It's how I roll, dog.

Let's see you live like me.

Pix or it dint happen.
Celebrity post impersonated.
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I love my LURKERS.

I deal with a faceless smee daily, so I figure I can tolerate them.

For how much longer I cannot say....


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He who has peace of mind disturbs neither himself nor another.
Epicurus

The ancient Greek philosopher Epicurus posited happiness as life’s ultimate goal. But he also believed that our human fears often stop us from reaching that goal, and that only in freeing the mind from anxiety and worry can we experience freedom and peace. In fact, the lifestyle we now call “Epicurean” refers to one that focuses on the most basic joys of life: things like friendship, knowledge, virtue, and sense-based comforts such as food and good health. When we simplify life in that way, we can be at peace not only with ourselves but also with the people around us. Across millennia, Epicurus reminds us that the simplest pleasures, enjoyed in good company, are often the best.
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Vaccine Tipping Point

The US passed more than 200 million vaccine doses this week, meeting President Joe Biden's pledge to reach the goal within his first 100 days in office. As of this morning, more than 52% of US adults have been vaccinated (along with 80% of seniors), with the country averaging 3 million shots administered per day. See how your state is doing here.

Despite the progress, experts worry the US may be close to a tipping point where vaccine supply outpaces demand. Recent surveys suggest 62% of Americans have either gotten or plan to get vaccinated, with another 17% planning to "wait and see." At the current pace of vaccinations, the primary demand for vaccines may be satisfied by mid to late May. See an in-depth breakdown of vaccine intention by various demographics here.

New daily cases have dropped by about 10% over the past week (see data), but have averaged above 60,000 per day for the past month. Despite elevated cases, deaths continued to decrease slightly over the same timeframe, now averaging just under 700 deaths per day. Experts say this decoupling of deaths from case rates is due to vaccine uptake and the high rate of inoculation among seniors, the most vulnerable demographic. 

Separately, read why health officials believe herd immunity in the US is increasingly unlikely.

 
Oxygen on Mars
NASA's Perseverance rover notched another Martian milestone this week, successfully producing oxygen from the planet's atmosphere. The feat marks a necessary first step toward the human exploration of Mars, with the goal of avoiding having to transport sufficient oxygen from Earth for astronauts to breathe while carrying out an extended mission. Oxygen is also a key component of rocket fuel, raising the possibility of future refueling stations on the planet.

The atmosphere on Mars is almost entirely carbon dioxide (95%), with trace amounts of oxygen and other gases. Perseverance's toaster-sized unit separates oxygen atoms from the carbon dioxide, while releasing carbon monoxide (technical overview). Roughly 5 grams of the gas were produced during the demonstration, about enough for an astronaut to breathe for 10 minutes. 

The achievement also suggests the future possibility of long-term human settlement on the planet—something at least one group has already produced designs for.

 
Subway Bomber Sentenced
A man convicted of attempting a suicide bombing in one of New York City's busiest subway complexes was sentenced to life in prison yesterday. Akayed Ullah, 31,  detonated a pipe bomb in the tunnel running from the city's Port Authority terminal to Times Square during morning rush hour in December 2017.

Only four people were injured in the attack after the homemade device malfunctioned, badly burning Ullah but failing to produce shrapnel, typically the deadliest component of such bombs. Officials later determined Ullah had been radicalized online, pledging the lone wolf attack to ISIS. Federal Judge Richard Sullivan said despite Ullah's failure in the attack he was not less culpable.  And he lost his Amazon Prime account.

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Meanwhile in Perth, A Day At The Beach:

Sucks to be an Aussie!
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Things are not any better in Los Angeles........

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The worst of it all: smee poop!
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