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1132827 Views is the best you can do here?

Pathetic!

I got more negative criticism from Bev.
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Say, have you flukkers seen this shite?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NzA4XLjRaM&t=3s


We're trying to find out...
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It's obviously not hard to learn guitar and drums, then find junk in the garage to make costumes and do that.
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It's NOT Rock and Roll anymore.

It's now junk as you want to know it.

Or have serious reservations against it.

Duzzint matter.

Our opinions don't measure up to ego-drivven projects.

Watch the next Super Bowl Half-Time Show.

Yule see....
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dErP!

derp
[d?rp]
EXCLAMATION
used as a substitute for speech regarded as meaningless or stupid, or to comment on a foolish or stupid action.
"Lower tax rates and far lower job creation. Derp" · [more]
NOUN
foolishness or stupidity.
"the derp heard outside apparently was only the tip of the icederpberg"
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Everytime I watch TV, I think of you.

A bunch of characters.
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Oh, here's my latest Revelation: I can't care for those who care not about themselves.
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You can still rent that on Amazon....
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Ladies, sell me your Mule.
I'm always in the market for ass.


Shipping will be brutal....
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If Roo should show up, I'd be all "What up Grrlfrenn?"

Remember we had a Kitchen Date?

I'm still hungry.

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This is Internet Media,
not a human function.
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That explains sock puppets, trolls and smee.

LOL


And who is Brum6y and his crew?

Prolly a bunch of civilians with an OZ Card.

My YANK Card has Juice....Nowhere to redeem it you thick FvCKS!
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A "Good Deal" duzzint include YOU!

So Hustle on, Niggahs!

Yard Sale season is here!
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How did this happen? 1132937 Views! Huh?
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1132950 Views, is this OK?
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You know, I can lay down some El Monte Stories here guaranteed to knock you out.

I won't do that.

I value my LURKERS.

Members, not so much and they don't know it.

Hush.

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Go ahead. google El Monte.

Do NOT report back.

I heard it all before, and I was there
so FELAFEL U.


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1133000 Views
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If you go El Monte on us  ...I will retaliate with El Chapo

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Fine. I shall curtail my activities to the Peanut Gallery in smeetown.

Never a dull moment, but there is a lapse of reason.
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Its Smeeville not Smeetown ...do try and keep up pet

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smeeville. Population 1133100 Views

If I'm your Pet,
you are my dreaded Master of Disaster, and I will kill you.
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What did a nasty, self-serving, incendiary post ever do to you?

Get over it.
Move along.
Get revenge.
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It's Spring Time...A Lotion Preview!!!  :lepink:
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Goddamm if you think I believe any of this then yer outta yer flocking mind. I don't care about anything except entertaining, eating and shopping.

Are we not Men?
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And if YOU believe any of this....well, you can move in with smee and live with all the other pussies. They are Weakness in person.
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Yeah, I agree.. maybe it's a good thing that Yibs
sit this one out.
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And smee is all.......
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AND TESSA IS ALL......
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AND BRUM6Y IS ALL....
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AND THERE'S OUR BELOVED DUCK......

:duckling:
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Who is the castello person? Hi!
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I don't profess to know anything.

Does it show?
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AND I'M ALL.......
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Sure, that was a crime scene,
why not?


Go find a gun while yer at it...
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And still.... smee has NO face.

Pretty sad.

I'd loan him one but they're all rented out now.

It's Face Season.

Brown paper bags are still trending!
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Yep, those were the days in Ogden 2012 when I was loaded on Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms.
The skin was a perc.
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Jeff Anderson
"NOT GUILTY!"

Can you picture what's going to happen NEXT if the jury in the Derek Chauvin trial comes back with this verdict in the charges against the officer in the death of George Floyd?

You and I both know that there will be a literal "war" in the streets - perhaps all across the country!

But here's what I think most people AREN'T considering...

The riots might STILL happen even if he IS convicted, because the mob wants a "first degree murder" guilty verdict - a crime Chauvin isn't even charged with - and you and I both know that "opportunists" are looking for any chance they can get to lash out and cause chaos in the streets!

In other words, it isn't about the "law" for them...

... it's about their OWN perception of "justice" and "payback"!

If the riots do happen, there won't be anyone to help you and me unless WE defend our families ourselves.

The ONLY thing you can do is make a riot and mob defense plan now... and the free "fast class" I'm holding this Wednesday @ 6pm EST will get you there.

The fast class won't cost you a thing to attend.

If you can't make it live, there WILL be a replay available, BUT...

...if you DO attend during the broadcast, I'll be giving away a free book that can really help you.

As we count down to another "WROL Summer," now is the time to make plans to protect the people you love!

Prepare. Train. Survive.

Jeff Anderson
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Live Like A Warrior!


https://access.warriorlife.com/fc-confirmation-thank-you/
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Personally, I think a riot in my street would liven things up around here.
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There's nothing like a riot to make new friends, and kill them.
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Rioting is for people who like your stuff more than you.
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Oh, Hell NO!

Oregon Considers Permanent Face Masks, Social Distancing Rules

As mask mandates loosen up, one state is looking into making mask-wearing permanent and more strict social distancing rules.

Oregon is considered to have some of the strictest COVID-19 regulations in America, and they are reportedly about to ramp things up even more.


https://resistthemainstream.org/state-looking-into-making-masks-permanent/?utm_source=rtmn2&utm_medium=rtmn2&utm_campaign=rtmn2
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What is the oldest surviving tree species?
Elm
Ginkgo
43%
Correct
Oak
Silver Birch

Called “a living fossil” by some botanists, the ginkgo tree has been around – and more or less unchanged – for over 200 million years. That puts it alive and kicking when the dinosaurs roamed the Earth. The oldest tree species on Earth is the only known species without any living relatives. There are five living groups of seed plants, one of them being ginkgo, and it’s the only one with a single species. Archeologists and botanists know that the ginkgo has remained fairly unchanged, due to those 200-million-year-old fossils, whose leaves look surprisingly similar to contemporary ginkgo fan-shaped leaves.

Source: The New York Times | Date Updated: April 13, 2021


https://www.arborday.org/trees/treeguide/TreeDetail.cfm?ItemID=1092
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Chauvin Trial Judge: Maxine Waters ‘Confrontation’ Comments Could Get Entire Trial Overturned


Judge Peter Cahill opined on Democrat Representative Maxine Waters for her ‘confrontation’ remarks during the trial of Derek Chauvin and advised her words could give the defense could lead to the “whole trial being overturned.”

Cahill, who is presiding over the tension-riddled trial, was responding to arguments by Chauvin defense attorney Eric Nelson, who said her comments could prejudice the jury and were grounds for a mistrial.

“We have U.S. representatives threatening acts of violence in relation to this specific case,” Nelson said. “It’s mind-boggling.”


https://thepoliticalinsider.com/chauvin-trial-judge-maxine-waters-confrontation-comments-could-get-entire-trial-overturned/?utm_campaign=TPI04202021AMWUC&utm_source=criticalimpact&utm_medium=email&utm_content=92c64eb985bc01c2a6473c7b9fa19141&source=TPICI
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