*rolls eyes at the "advancing years" comment*
And you lot...! My iPhone is a virgin, I'll have you know. It's a pure, beautiful, lovely thing, and we're just good friends.
But I do have some more apps for your interest, everyone... The major problem I've found just yesterday is that the App Miner has been putting forward screen after screen of iPad apps. What good are iPad apps? I don't have an iPad! I don't WANT an iPad. I have my iPhone and I'm very happy with it.
I'm still taking applications from intelligent, charming, witty, ethical, opera-loving single men. My iPhone will never come between us. I promise.