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Re: Coinees need another home - can we post here?
« Reply #200 on: October 14, 2009, 09:24:50 PM »
Lacy.......Thats the Tello code...takes months to learn...in time you will understand the power of the dark side.............

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Re: Coinees need another home - can we post here?
« Reply #201 on: October 15, 2009, 09:47:01 AM »


Allo, I'm-a Giuseppe, I got-a something special for yous, ready? Uno, duo, tre, quatro

When I was a boy, just about the eighth-a grade,
Mama used to say, don't stay out-a late
with the bad-a boys, always shoot-a pool,
Giuseppe gonna flunk-a school.

Boy, it make-a me sick, all the t'ings I gotta do
I can't-a get-a no kicks, always gotta follow rules.
Boy, it make-a me sick, just to make-a lousy bucks.
Got to feel-a like a fool


and-a mama used to say all-a time.

What's-a matter you? Hey! Gotta no respect.
What-a you t'ink you do? Why you look-a so sad?
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place.
Ah, shaddap-a you face!

That's-a my mama,

Soon-a come-a day, gonna be a big-a star.
make-a TV shows and-a movies. Get-a myself a new car,
but still-a be myself I'm-a never change a t'ing
always dance and sing.


I t'ink about-a mama, she used to say:

What's-a matter you? Hey! Gotta no respect.
What-a you t'ink you do? Why you look-a so sad?
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place.
Ah, shaddap-a you face

Mama, she said it all-a da time.

What's-a matter you? Hey! Gotta no respect.
What-a you t'ink you do? Why you look-a so sad?
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place.
Ah, shaddap-a you face

That's-a my mama!

Hello, everybody! 'At's out-a dere in-a radio and-a TV land. Did you know I had a big-a hit-a song in-a Italy with-a disc Shaddap-a you face? I sing-a dis-a song, all-a my fans applaud. Dey clap-a da hands, dat-a make me feel-a so good..

Tello......You should-a learn-a dis-a song, it's-a real-a simple.


See, I sing: "what's-a matter you?" You sing: "Hey!"  Den I sing-a da rest and den at de end, we can both-a sing: "Ah, Shaddap-a you face!"

O.k., let's-a try it, really big! Uno, duo, tre, quatro

What's-a matter you? Hey! Gotta no respect. Hey!
What-a you t'ink you do? Hey! Why you look-a so sad? Hey!
It's-a not so bad. Hey! It's-a nice-a place.
Ah, shaddap-a you face!!!!

OK one-a more time for mama!.....................

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Re: Coinees need another home - can we post here?
« Reply #202 on: October 19, 2009, 07:29:13 AM »
Can't you bag on America better than that?????

I CAN !    too easy   :pmsl:

Ever heard of Midnight Oil ?

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Re: Coinees need another home - can we post here?
« Reply #203 on: October 24, 2009, 04:47:12 AM »
Yes!

http://www.midnightoil.com/



I also know "Men At Work".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men_at_Work

It was in the late 1980's, Topanga Canyon, California. I was "The Canyon's Reputable Hired-Hand Since 1984".
I advertised in the local Rag (http://www.topangamessenger.com/).

I got a call; go there. It's the guy who owns the only large timbers and GLASS house & he wants his 80'+ tall trees trimmed.

I told him to send in the Professionals, and invited him to catch my Stand-Up Comedy act at the Topanga Bar and Grill every Wednesday night.

He did.
He was Colin Hay, (http://www.colinhay.com/), my #1 fan; was there every week to to see me.

So...that happened.
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