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End of The World Dating Service
« on: January 17, 2010, 03:37:32 PM »
SWM, 50-ish, loaded with limited resources, seeks doom-loving SW Furniture under 30, Tags & Registration + Health Certif for short-term goodtime relationship.

Blondes in Turtleneck Sweaters preferred.

Share MRE's, hard rations and batteries.
Farm in the ashes.
Frequent supplies raids in outlying regions required.
Weapons and explosives training a plus.

Must have reliable armored transport vehicle.

No reasonable offer refused.

I Haggle!



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Re: End of The World Dating Service
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2010, 05:04:50 PM »
Love it  :goodluck:
great ad
good luck man
might do better advertising in a defence newsletter?
or post up on the 'wanted board' down at the army surplus store?
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Re: End of The World Dating Service
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2010, 07:26:29 PM »
My Target Audience is Militia Trade Rags...lol.

Did ya "Pick Up" on the Soylent Green/Furniture riff?
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Re: End of The World Dating Service
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2010, 07:40:16 PM »
do now
was a brain teaser 'cause I know nussing about soyabean green

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Re: End of The World Dating Service
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2010, 10:03:08 PM »
U R A wonk!

Nuthin' personal online....
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Re: End of The World Dating Service
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2010, 10:07:03 PM »
Were you planning on listing this on eBay?
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Re: End of The World Dating Service
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2010, 10:26:55 PM »
I'm not, nor ever have been, a Seller.
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Re: End of The World Dating Service
« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2010, 10:38:41 PM »
But you're not selling
you are sort of .... buying
well, at least,
go for 'try'
before you buy

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Re: End of The World Dating Service
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2010, 10:47:50 PM »
Pfft!  Male menopause...... :rolleyes: