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The Round Table / Re: >**** ELKO SMASH ****<
« Last post by tellomon on January 29, 2023, 03:21:27 PM »
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Smee laffs at his own life,
I laff at my own jokes.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/n_6wBGLjL6Q


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The Round Table / Re: DYLAN ROUNDS: A Tello Files Special Edition
« Last post by tellomon on January 29, 2023, 02:19:56 PM »
:tello: "Heh-heh....let's mix it up just for shitz and controversy...

What say you that Ron Tello says he has secreted videos of MILF Action in Montello?

Featuring Tello, in his Gallant Days.

Imagine the DAMAGE that rumor can do!

Dylan ain't coming back.

Where are we?"


:troll2: :smee!: :mummy:
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The Round Table / Re: DYLAN ROUNDS: A Tello Files Special Edition
« Last post by tellomon on January 29, 2023, 01:52:09 PM »
Again: So, how did I get involved?

I'm Ron Tello.

"Being" can be more important than being there.

Looks that way.
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What I think did it for me was that I was wearing clean clothes.
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The Round Table / Re: DYLAN ROUNDS: A Tello Files Special Edition
« Last post by tellomon on January 29, 2023, 01:09:13 PM »
:tello: "All these shows mention my name, but none of it is monetized".
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The Round Table / Re: DYLAN ROUNDS: A Tello Files Special Edition
« Last post by tellomon on January 29, 2023, 01:07:14 PM »
Jim Terry Confronts (IN PERSON)! Something you never seen before - Jim Terry TV - Live Call In!!!

Jim Terry TV - Live Call In !!

3,251 views  Streamed live on Jan 24, 2023

This might be a one time only type show.  We will have something on tonight's show that you have never seen before.

Jim has been on the road.  Call outs have been made.  People are leaving their home states.  Hiding.  Who will show up?  Where at?  Lets have some fun tonight on Jim Terry TV.

NOTE:  We may come on earlier or later depending on schedules.  Stay Tuned!
Oh, and we'll mention Ron Tello cuz he's a good fellow.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8xU_4Ij9DY
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Bleeding Heart-Felt Action Story. Right here. The "Latest".

By Ronald L. Culley
(That's what it says on my bus pass)

Chapter One

I don't make appointments any more.

Now, I go there and bust in.
No, not the Doctor Shack.

I had to go to the UPS Store, in The Village, Big Bear California
at PEAK SKIING SEASON.

I forgive the bus running late.
I got on and saw it myself.

The bus goes to Avalanche Mountain on it's way to The Village, see?

I get unloaded at the bus stop, 5 blocks away from my destination.
Skinny sidewalks.
50 warm bodys per second.
It reminded me of Disneyland in the 1970's.
I navigated with my cane.

UPS, deal is done.
I go away to see my old pal Murray.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/murrays-saloon-and-eatery-big-bear-lake

He has a smokers bench out front.
I'm there.
A young woman gets chatty with me, after I offered to sit with me, refused and she gave me a light.

Names exchange. I forget hers.
I made sure she remembers mine.
It worked.

She said she is a Shoppekeeper in the 'Hood.
I was said to be a Tello. (It's all I got right now)

We go into the Pub together, then separate.
3 open tables, I take the 2-seater next to the front door.
She takes the Bar where a fresh one awaited her.

I order, then down a mug o' Mystery Beer.

Step out to the bench. Smoke a smoke and wait to pee, cuz
a piss attack on a public bus is not cool.

I had time.
Like the time I was still on the bench, the GrrL steps out to leave
but first:

She smiled at me, shook my good hand and issued a kiss.
The cheeky one.

I'm all.....

And then her parting words: "I'll see you soon".

Theories:

1) It's happened before. At Murray's.
I met a chick, say my name and BLAM my drumset is on her phone.
So, maybe it happened again?
ABSOLUTELY!
I do the research first, then get involved.
She did. Did I mention I forget her name?

2) Cop

3) Fake

4) smee

Later, on the bus home, I got home.

Maybe I should print business cards again.


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The Round Table / Re: DYLAN ROUNDS: A Tello Files Special Edition
« Last post by tellomon on January 29, 2023, 12:00:30 PM »
Jim Terry I am Pissed OFF at what I just heard about the Dylan Rounds TV SPECIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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