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Title: Free-Range Whinging: The truth of persuit.
Post by: tellomon on May 15, 2016, 01:25:50 PM
Wifey accepted a friend's party invite at the local Pub on Friday night.

I went willingly, in full casual attire and an aching old carpenter's back.

It was her shout on my pints.

(Because I had money for the first time in several months thru low fault of my own,) I bought myself a shot of Gold, with "salad".
And played billiards with herself and a pair of local good ol' young men. [ Yes, I did humour them. ]

I ate and drank freely as I have on the open Nevada range.

The next day...now, I have a Free Range Hangover.

Consequently, I'm on the Disabled List of today's domestic chores and industrial events.

Today is my Sunday; tomorrow will be my Saturday.

Be there or beware.

Oh, SNAP!

When I buckle-up my nailbags, nothing on campus is exempt from my power to repair, construct, demolish or dispatch.
[Only] I can change my world....because you won't.

Sure, I'm slow, but I'm competent.

OH! my aching back, head and heart...
  :tanty:

Sample Whinge Completed.


Professional Poster. Do not attempt.
Title: Re: Free-Range Whinging: The truth of persuit.
Post by: callostemma on May 19, 2016, 06:18:55 PM
there there :console:
Title: Re: Free-Range Whinging: The truth of persuit.
Post by: callostemma on May 19, 2016, 06:20:07 PM
I feel your pain
I have been stripping and plastering walls    :clean:
Title: Re: Free-Range Whinging: The truth of persuit.
Post by: *smee* on May 19, 2016, 11:53:57 PM
I wish someone else felt my pain
Title: Re: Free-Range Whinging: The truth of persuit.
Post by: callostemma on May 20, 2016, 07:03:22 AM
You have to share on this board
Title: Re: Free-Range Whinging: The truth of persuit.
Post by: tellomon on July 03, 2016, 09:44:07 AM
Another Dead Zone on the web...   :wtf:
Title: Re: Free-Range Whinging: The truth of persuit.
Post by: *CountessA* on July 04, 2016, 12:46:02 AM
Billiards?

Hmm.

I would like to play billiards with Maltesers.
Title: Re: Free-Range Whinging: The truth of persuit.
Post by: tellomon on August 11, 2016, 11:05:51 AM
if i told u, u wont believe me.
Title: Re: Free-Range Whinging: The truth of persuit.
Post by: *smee* on August 11, 2016, 01:20:22 PM
Billiards?

Hmm.

I would like to play billiards with Maltesers.

Ronnie loves his pocket billiards
Title: Re: Free-Range Whinging: The truth of persuit.
Post by: *CountessA* on August 11, 2016, 01:49:00 PM
Chalk! Stick! Clear the area! Shoot for the pocket! (NO NO NO, not SHOOT as in with a gun!)
Title: Re: Free-Range Whinging: The truth of persuit.
Post by: tellomon on August 22, 2016, 11:31:05 AM
This thread "delivers".

Not always what I want, but I fancy sorting out my evidence and suspects.
   :troll2:   :deadhorse:   

:mobbing:
Title: Re: Free-Range Whinging: The truth of persuit.
Post by: tellomon on December 02, 2016, 03:56:45 PM
On the first day of December
my true love gave to me...
A rubber chicken in a whinge tree.


:duckling: :xmastree:   :nhj:
Title: Re: Free-Range Whinging: The truth of persuit.
Post by: callostemma on April 05, 2017, 12:49:07 PM
New whinge direction
I put a $5.00 bid on an   article which  has now reached $533.00 and there are still days to go :shakehead:
Title: Re: Free-Range Whinging: The truth of persuit.
Post by: *smee* on April 05, 2017, 02:04:13 PM
Youve been shilled .... Well if Cohen still posted here , that would be his explanation

Maybe you will get it on " second chance" :lol:
Title: Re: Free-Range Whinging: The truth of persuit.
Post by: tellomon on March 02, 2019, 08:22:10 AM
ATTN: Sheilas and Blokes: Older and Wiser...the Tello saga continues. I trust that you won't think this is easy, cuz it ain't.


:tello:  "word"
Title: Re: Free-Range Whinging: The truth of persuit.
Post by: tellomon on August 25, 2020, 01:35:18 PM
bump....