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Title: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: tellomon on June 07, 2009, 03:50:15 PM
Spam thread.

Ignore, or suffer.....
...suffering is my profession.

Spoof & goof. Dont make the mistake of being sincere......

Sincerity has its penalties...especially if U are a seasoned poster.

This is the posting DRAG STRIP.

I gotta go now & play drums.

Lord have mercy.....

(The geetar player is pretty good!)

Dog!

(I couldda went to Collage, and I did.)

I took a shower. Grabbed some lunch, and did what Frank Zappa did: Get some 'Leg" and get out of town.)))))))

I'm not bragging. I did that earliier with the big Nevada Hype. 

[Big FAT unknown alieannnn smiley goes here...]
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *wheels* on June 07, 2009, 03:52:14 PM
Not sure if he's broken but I think he needs help  :pmsl:
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: imperfect on June 07, 2009, 03:53:55 PM
That's why all the skid marks!!
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *Brum6y* on June 07, 2009, 04:11:28 PM
Maybe he saw something up there...?

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v702/brumbymg/photoShoot2074a.jpg)
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: tellomon on June 07, 2009, 04:12:50 PM
That's why all the skid marks!!

If I never had any net-sharks...I'd NEVER be as popular as I unrealistically am.

I created myself. NOBODY is allowed to destroy me.

Mainly cuz :

1) I carry a loaded gun, 'justin case'...
2) You don't pack, and yer big mouth don't do much except but EAT CROW, DOG & SMALL CHILDREN!!! (-->LOSE ONE, MAKE MORE!<--).

----> I'M NOT WHAT ANYBODY KNOWS I AM. I POST HERE cuz i was invited & thankyouverymuch for that...However, I must find out my new password, or else they keep letting me back in here...

 :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: tellomon on June 07, 2009, 04:17:45 PM
what just happend?
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *Brum6y* on June 07, 2009, 04:23:43 PM
Not sure...
:llamabanana:
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: tellomon on June 07, 2009, 04:28:03 PM
Jam Session, my house, rightnow.

Is this the era when the Old School Rockers get sent to pasture?

I AIN'T GOIN'!!!
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *Brum6y* on June 07, 2009, 04:36:01 PM
Oh - OK.

Jam session.

I'll wait til its over and then forgive all the posts..


ROCK ON Tello!
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: imperfect on June 07, 2009, 05:02:22 PM
GEEZUS!!

What's that nasty green thing!!!???
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 07, 2009, 05:27:50 PM
Evening Imp.  You're in fine form tonight.
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *Brum6y* on June 07, 2009, 05:31:42 PM
IMP - I think Llama inspired its creation.

 :llamabanana:
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *Brum6y* on June 07, 2009, 05:33:03 PM
Hi Fluffy ...

Sorry, but will have to get going soon.

It's not you ... it's ... me.  :(
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 07, 2009, 05:34:39 PM
See you Horsey!!
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *Brum6y* on June 07, 2009, 05:41:51 PM
Catch you later, Duckee.
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: tellomon on June 07, 2009, 06:05:55 PM
THERE'S THIS CERTAIN TROLL: the forum doesn't have a Mod Button. It's Anarchy. And I get to go to Combat.


Nice goin' America!
_________________________________________________

sarsaparilla
Have you Googled this Montello Yokel? Do it if you like being bored. LOL

http://tinypic.com/view.php...
sarsaparilla
Thanks for voting. :)

________________________________
Ron Tello Nevada

Yer a bug-eating anthropoid. Get off my case.

_________________________________________

Takes a hermaphrodite to know. ;)
sarsaparilla
   
_____________________________

Ron Tello: Thanks for voting. LMAO
sarsaparilla
Arlington, VA
   
Of course, thanks for all the other truthful votes here.
sarsaparilla
Arlington, VA
______________________________________________

Ron Tello Wrote:
You Trolls will never learn. And you won't take me down on ANY account.

So give up already....

Troll Scum!

C:-{= <" hoo-doooo you think yoooo are? "<<
____________________________________
     Ron Tello Nevada wrote:
    You Trolls will never learn. And you won't take me down on ANY account.
    So give up already....
    Troll Scum!
    C:-{= <" hoo-doooo you think yoooo are? "<<

Stay on topic Troll.
sarsaparilla
Arlington, VA
______________________________



Ron Tello needs to freshen up.
Ran Tello
Arlington, VA
_____________________________________________
   

    Ran Tello wrote:
    If you want to get butter balled like in deliverance, you won't mind the mess.

 Ron Tello wrote:
Thousands of peeps will call "BS" here on that one you miserable Troll!!!!

Stand down or be EXPOSED!!!!

I'm gonna EM you, Zoo, aka A..M..Y!!!!!!!!!!
Ron Tello Nevada

________________________
 
Check it out, folks!

There's no Moderators here!

This forum is TOTAL ANARCHY!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!
??????????
//////////
Ron Tello Nevada
 
FLOCK THIS FORUM YOU EBAY CLONES!!!!!!!
Ron Tello Nevada

 _________________________________

    sarsaparilla wrote:
    Ron Tello needs to freshen up.

    Ron Tello says:

HOW DOES A CERTIFIED TROLL KNOW WHAT "ANYBODY" NEEDS TO DO????

Troll trash is now "BUSTED"!!!!!!!!!!
-Ron Tello, Nevada
 

    sarsaparilla wrote:
    Stay on topic Troll.
   
    Rontello wrote, you flaming loser:

who you calling troll?
I don't troll-post.
I don't advertise.
I don't murder my nebors.
I don't cheat my eBay sellers.
My Brother didn't die in a horrible car crash.
I'm not a Canuck....
I don't care about internt Trolls.

I GAVE UP on Zoolander a.k.a. A..M..Y, and that was a good move for ALL concerned, but not amused.
I am 'Free and Clear' of ANY obligations.
What the FLOOCK are you doing, aZZhole?????

N0 salvaging of the sadly-troll...............

"Ran Tello".....How lame is that?????
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: gr8-expectations on June 07, 2009, 06:44:02 PM
good title for a tarantino movie ron or ..... a leon russell song

RANTELLO, STARRING  - uma thurman, john travolta and samuel l jackson

nevada will never be the same

no trolls in our little swampy backwater ron
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: gr8-expectations on June 07, 2009, 06:47:12 PM
call this troll free number and blow a raspberry at sarsparilla - 1 800 TROLLFREE
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: tellomon on June 07, 2009, 06:54:28 PM
call this troll free number and blow a raspberry at sarsparilla - 1 800 TROLLFREE

Alright, then...

I'm taking a break from this quagmire & commissioning YOU to take over here.

Have fun!

 :neener:
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: tellomon on June 07, 2009, 07:32:23 PM
Anybody?
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 07, 2009, 07:37:16 PM
Fluffy wanders by and gives a nod and a wave to Telloman!!!  Hurro!!   :welcomedesk:  Nice to see you out and about and away from the drums...
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: tellomon on June 07, 2009, 07:39:53 PM
drum-o-phobe, are you?
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: tellomon on June 07, 2009, 07:49:00 PM
So MANY lurkers....

So few replies.


Lurkers, you really could, maybe should... converge upon the forums at:


http://www.rontello.com (http://www.rontello.com)

(Cheap, shameless plug......)
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 07, 2009, 07:51:55 PM
drum-o-phobe, are you?

No Mr Tello, just forgot my earplugs.
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: tellomon on June 07, 2009, 07:58:07 PM
drum-o-phobe, are you?

No Mr Tello, just forgot my earplugs.

I'll Bless yer earplugs if you kinda promise to hang out a little longer with me when I need you in a pinch like this.....
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 07, 2009, 08:04:30 PM
Does blessing ear plugs keep them from being possessed?
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 07, 2009, 08:05:28 PM
drum-o-phobe, are you?

No Mr Tello, just forgot my earplugs.

I'll Bless yer earplugs if you kinda promise to hang out a little longer with me when I need you in a pinch like this.....

And I don't like being pinched.  It hurts.
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: tellomon on June 07, 2009, 08:07:42 PM
Does blessing ear plugs keep them from being possessed?

I can't believe you asked me that!

Say 3 Hail Tellos & you'll be fine.

DID YOU SEE MY OTHER NUISANCE POSTS?
Soon to be HOT TOPICS in this forum or not.......
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 07, 2009, 08:10:30 PM
Hail Tello
Hail Tello
Hail Tello

Does that do it?

Sorry about the reask.  Us ducks have very short memories.
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: tellomon on June 07, 2009, 08:11:41 PM
drum-o-phobe, are you?

No Mr Tello, just forgot my earplugs.

I'll Bless yer earplugs if you kinda promise to hang out a little longer with me when I need you in a pinch like this.....

And I don't like being pinched.  It hurts.

Far be it from me to ask..but I must say: If you is girl...I will find you to be thee most "pinchable" on campus.......

Just sayin'.....I dunno if any Man would play the "Fluffy*Duckee" hand..........

C):-{= <" i aint sayin' nuthin'.... "<<
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 07, 2009, 08:15:04 PM
I is a dinky die girlie Mr Tello, but please don't pinch. ;D
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: RiffRaff on June 07, 2009, 08:19:15 PM
Hello Tello.

I clicked on this thread 40 times to make you feel good about the number of views it has.

I hope my efforts are appreciated........I won't tell anyone else....ok.

BTW.........watch out for fluffy, she isn't really a duck  ;)

Rock on !!!!
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: tellomon on June 07, 2009, 08:20:18 PM
I is a dinky die girlie Mr Tello, but please don't pinch. ;D
I ain't pinchin' as much as I am flinchin' at the "view counter" on this & other 'active' threads hereabouts.......

Me thinks the lurkers are circle-ling our wagons....

 :chair:
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: tellomon on June 07, 2009, 08:21:46 PM
Hi Riff!
Glad we could connect.

Come on in, let me buy ya a drink....
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 07, 2009, 08:22:44 PM
Hi Riffy!!!

How do you know wot I am Riffy.  Have you been spying?

Fluffy wonders how Tello can buy Riffy a drink across the internet. 
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: RiffRaff on June 07, 2009, 08:24:05 PM
Scotch on the rocker .......... ta Tello
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: RiffRaff on June 07, 2009, 08:25:40 PM
Sorry Fluffs......how do you tap the keyboard  ;D
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: tellomon on June 07, 2009, 08:27:50 PM
Fluffy wonders how Tello can buy Riffy a drink across the internet.

TapPal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 :wine:
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 07, 2009, 08:31:49 PM
TapPal.  he he

Can Riffi get his money back if the drink isn't as described?

(Fluffy suspects that this question has also been answered before, but asks anyway)
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: RiffRaff on June 07, 2009, 08:32:00 PM
Fluffy wonders how Tello can buy Riffy a drink across the internet.


C'mon Fluffy.........where there's a will...............


(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll298/filthy_010/payriff-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 07, 2009, 08:33:20 PM
So many choices.  The 'internet' mustn't be exclusive and sellers must able to choose.. Maybe Ebay should listen to the internet.
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: tellomon on June 07, 2009, 08:35:33 PM
PayRiff.

Ding. A winner.

MAN DOWN--How do I follow an act like that!!!???????????
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 07, 2009, 08:38:08 PM
Fluffy wonders how Tello can buy Riffy a drink across the internet.


C'mon Fluffy.........where there's a will...............

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll298/filthy_010/payriff-1.jpg)

Hmm Fluffy thinks Riffy is a double winner here.  He gets the drinks and pays himself. 
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: RiffRaff on June 07, 2009, 08:39:24 PM
At one time Tello.....me and Smee were going to take over eBay !!



(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll298/filthy_010/smeebay-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: RiffRaff on June 07, 2009, 08:41:03 PM
Drinks are currency Fluffy.............but can only be redeemed by PayRiff management  ;D
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: tellomon on June 07, 2009, 08:45:07 PM
At one time Tello.....me and Smee were going to take over eBay !!



(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll298/filthy_010/smeebay-1.jpg)

Right!

And my little ol' store in Montello is called T-Mart.

That "T" stands for Tello.
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: RiffRaff on June 07, 2009, 08:49:27 PM
We can dream Tello  ;D

At least you're up and runnin'

We didn't get past the mission statement  ;D
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: tellomon on June 07, 2009, 08:54:12 PM



We can dream Tello
At least you're up and runnin'
We didn't get past the mission statement ....

Heh.....I made it to Elko and back...without a UFO incident. Twice in a month!
Mission accomplished here, if I can use that term...Sir???
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *smee* on June 07, 2009, 08:54:57 PM
Smee is shocked  :o is Fluffy not really a duck ?
Buggar I have spent all afternoon glueing flippers to my feet so I can chase her in the pond
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: RiffRaff on June 07, 2009, 08:57:49 PM
You wouldn't know if you had a UFO incident Tello. That probe they use deletes your memory of the trip  ;D

And you thought you just needed more fibre in your diet  ;D
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: RiffRaff on June 07, 2009, 09:00:05 PM
Fluffy is really a beautiful Swan Smee..........so all is not in vain  ;D
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *smee* on June 07, 2009, 09:03:56 PM
A beautiful Swan !!! well how do I get a  gander ?


O buggar again ! a gander is a goose isnt it
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: tellomon on June 07, 2009, 09:05:40 PM
Listen up smee and Riff !

I hardly know yas, but I've read more of your works than I read Vonnegut, so you know what I'm saying as I go "Hoot-Hoot" from the sidelines.

(I want you to know: The bigggest drumset in Nevada is not a valid stock option at this time. I do have spare parts for sale, barter or trade.

Be here later...with "The Insiders Conferencetation"......)

 :o
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: RiffRaff on June 07, 2009, 09:11:13 PM
We'll be waiting right here drinkin' ya Scotch Tello (Smee loves his XXXX)  ;D
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: tellomon on June 07, 2009, 09:16:54 PM
Show yourselves for who you truely are, lest ye be smitten by doubters.

I'll go first....

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/tello1.jpg)

(Everyday is Halloween in "The House Of Tello".

A Sam Raimi / George Romero Production)


C):-{= <" yer reaching long on this one, tello.... "<<
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: tellomon on June 07, 2009, 09:24:42 PM
Geez...I got so involved with posting, smoking, drinking and 'smoking' that I fail to know if tonight's Coast to Coast AM with Art Bell is Live...or a rerun.

See what this forum did to me?

Soon.

word
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: RiffRaff on June 07, 2009, 09:26:00 PM
Fair enough.

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll298/filthy_010/riffraff3.jpg)



Riff Raff from transexual Transylvania but Time Warped.

Inventor and proud wearer of the Merkin hairpiece.

Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: tellomon on June 07, 2009, 10:00:57 PM
Fair dinkum! (Hair piece notwithstanding...)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/IMG_0580.jpg)
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: RiffRaff on June 07, 2009, 10:07:49 PM
Is that Slash? The Vodka did not treat him well.
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: imperfect on June 07, 2009, 10:12:31 PM
Tello...he looks like a guy I dated...well, he dated me..at least I think he did.
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: tellomon on June 07, 2009, 10:13:47 PM
No...

That's Anna. Miss Rexic. My assistant.

Did you see this yet?

I'm The Mayor!

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/photoShoot2013.jpg)
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: imperfect on June 07, 2009, 10:19:04 PM
Cool shot, is that a real piece?
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: RiffRaff on June 07, 2009, 10:19:38 PM
I could see the leadership qualities (and the sidearm) straight-away Tello  ;D

I knew you'd have to be Mayor, or President of the Retailers Association.
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: imperfect on June 07, 2009, 10:24:50 PM
oops...beg ya pardon Miss Rexic.



(ya need to hold her down and stuff a pie in her gob)
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: tellomon on June 07, 2009, 10:29:33 PM
oops...beg ya pardon Miss Rexic.



(ya need to hold her down and stuff a pie in her gob)

Witness this:

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/IMG_0566.jpg)

Everyday is Halooween in "The House of Tello"

A Sam Raimi / George Romero Production
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: tellomon on June 07, 2009, 10:34:23 PM
I could see the leadership qualities (and the sidearm) straight-away Tello  ;D

I knew you'd have to be Mayor, or President of the Retailers Association.

Right. Just wait to see the surprised look in the townfolks' faces when I reveal myself as being the reincarnated persona of William Bonnie.

Alias "Billy The Kid".

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/photoShoot2019.jpg)

Woot!
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: imperfect on June 07, 2009, 10:37:34 PM
Lookin good!
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: RiffRaff on June 07, 2009, 10:40:26 PM
Handsome couple Tello Billy.

Do you have any 'townsfolk' left? Or did they all fall foul of 'The Kid' ?
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: tellomon on June 07, 2009, 10:43:38 PM
Cool shot, is that a real piece?

Smith & Wesson 6-shot  Dual Action .38 Special. 8 1/4" barrel.

Hog Leg.

Cannon.

Doomsday Machine on wheels.........

It'll spank the hoodlums for sure !

Looks good in the Movies, huh?
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: tellomon on June 07, 2009, 10:45:31 PM
Do you have any 'townsfolk' left? Or did they all fall foul of 'The Kid' ?

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Montello%20pics/Montello-POP-193sign.jpg)
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: RiffRaff on June 07, 2009, 10:49:02 PM
Yeah but it was 364 when you shot the last Mayor right ?  ;D
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: tellomon on June 07, 2009, 10:50:43 PM
Wrong.

Google Montello Nevada.

Find out how the diesel-electric locomotive destroyed this town...

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Train%20Wrecks/rr_wreck35.jpg)
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Train%20Wrecks/newmarkettrainwreck.jpg)
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Train%20Wrecks/train_wreck02.jpg)
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: imperfect on June 07, 2009, 10:51:24 PM
You been there for how long Tello???
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: Poddy on June 07, 2009, 10:53:09 PM
After having read all the posts by Ron Tallo, it is my considered professional opinion that Tallo is NOT broken

He is merely badly BENT
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: RiffRaff on June 07, 2009, 10:56:38 PM
Tello....I googled your town but all I got was hundreds of reported UFO sightings and stories of malicious probing  ;D
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: imperfect on June 07, 2009, 10:57:44 PM
(http://i579.photobucket.com/albums/ss232/edgabrit/smiley_69.gif)
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: tellomon on June 07, 2009, 11:00:42 PM
How long: 5 years

Bent? No, just a healthy tad twisted from Natural Wonders.

Probing: Yeah right. Trying to be funny?

I'm the guy who named Ron Watson's place "Area 52".


What are you waiting for...an invitation?

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/DSC01147.jpg)

Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: tellomon on June 07, 2009, 11:03:13 PM
C):-{= <" now that shittz-funny!!!! "<<
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: RiffRaff on June 07, 2009, 11:05:03 PM
If you can get me through safely Billy, I'm there !!!

Got a spare bunk? Or do I have to rough it under the stars and spaceships?
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: imperfect on June 07, 2009, 11:06:43 PM
Do you get many tourists?
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: tellomon on June 07, 2009, 11:07:55 PM
Do you get many tourists?

Yeah. RiffRaff is coming to town!
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: tellomon on June 07, 2009, 11:08:51 PM
If you can get me through safely Billy, I'm there !!!

Got a spare bunk? Or do I have to rough it under the stars and spaceships?

EM me!
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: imperfect on June 07, 2009, 11:09:38 PM
sleep under the cymbals Riff??
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: tellomon on June 07, 2009, 11:15:01 PM
sleep under the cymbals Riff??

Riff's choice.
Drums are optional.
BYO Sticks.
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Drums%20-Small%20Black/Drums%20-%20BIGGEST/IMG_0188.jpg)


C):-{= <" i hope you know that thems new REMO Black Dot drumheads.......the wetdream of garage-band drummers world-wide...... "<<
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: imperfect on June 07, 2009, 11:24:52 PM
plenty of shelter there!

I might tag along for a look too!
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: tellomon on June 07, 2009, 11:27:00 PM
Pack a bag.
Make sure there's something in it!
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: RiffRaff on June 07, 2009, 11:28:48 PM
I'm seeing flying saucers  ;D

Looks like we can crash at Tello's T-Mart Imps..........big time  ;D
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *smee* on June 07, 2009, 11:41:07 PM
if you sleep there you may become a sex cymbal !
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: RiffRaff on June 07, 2009, 11:43:34 PM
Is the town big enough for two sex cymbols? One has a gun !!
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: imperfect on June 07, 2009, 11:44:06 PM
Gonna be a trip into the unknown Riff..

I'm packin, packin bricks!!

Now, where did I put my tambourine and clean hanky.
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: tellomon on June 07, 2009, 11:45:38 PM
Don't be so sure.

I'm still "under construction"

You may have to move around a bit to allow for proper clearance of flying debris.

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/4thmk2d.gif)

Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *smee* on June 07, 2009, 11:46:01 PM
Is the town big enough for two sex cymbols? One has a gun !!
It didnt look properly cocked to me Riff
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: imperfect on June 07, 2009, 11:47:30 PM
I can move, don't like to do much of it but still can.
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: RiffRaff on June 07, 2009, 11:48:30 PM
Smee.....Tellos back yard is 20 acres of shooting range. I think he knows how to cock a gun  ;D
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: imperfect on June 07, 2009, 11:52:25 PM
Hey Tello, did the Cops bust ya the other day??
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: tellomon on June 07, 2009, 11:54:06 PM
Heh-heh.

You said cock.

Heh-hehhhheehhhhh

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/download-43.jpg)

No, the cops didn't bust me. What did you hear?

Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: imperfect on June 08, 2009, 12:02:25 AM
Ahhhh...COCK!!

Nah, nofin, you said you were pissed riding around out on ya land, I wondered if they got ya for DUI
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: tellomon on June 08, 2009, 12:06:49 AM
They didn't get me on nuthin'.
I got them on being repeat boneheads.

No biggie.

Who's got brekkie?

It's 7:05 here now.

Don't make me wait!!!
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: imperfect on June 08, 2009, 12:08:44 AM


Here, have this, all I have in my fridge

(http://i579.photobucket.com/albums/ss232/edgabrit/2CA4CRA0NCA2U6MDHCAJ1GXXQCA5OA18ACA.jpg)
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *smee* on June 08, 2009, 12:10:41 AM
that looks artificial to me Imp
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: imperfect on June 08, 2009, 12:13:17 AM
oops...can you tell???
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: imperfect on June 08, 2009, 12:26:42 AM
Shhhhh...

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(http://i579.photobucket.com/albums/ss232/edgabrit/smiley_54.gif)
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: tellomon on June 08, 2009, 12:29:23 AM


Here, have this, all I have in my fridge

(http://i579.photobucket.com/albums/ss232/edgabrit/2CA4CRA0NCA2U6MDHCAJ1GXXQCA5OA18ACA.jpg)


I got 3 of them on my drumset!!!

Not brekkie.

Wards off evil spirits.....

It works. Nothing bad has ever happened here. Except that one time with the Weezie Gang. And the time Ellen went crazy.
Yeah. It's cool....
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 08, 2009, 12:32:55 AM
I thought saying 3 Hail Tellos warded off evil spirits. 

You mean I should have blessed my headphones with the chicken?
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: imperfect on June 08, 2009, 12:34:25 AM
I like that Idea, I'm gonna nail mine to the front door, it might keep my charming mother away tomorrow!
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: imperfect on June 08, 2009, 12:35:18 AM
Fluffy one...do you have Riffy under that plumage?
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: tellomon on June 08, 2009, 12:39:43 AM
This thread should win a prize!

Look at the stats:
Over 100 posts.
Nearly 300 looksies.
Under 4 hours, overnight....Nevada time.

Go figure.
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *smee* on June 08, 2009, 12:42:58 AM
I like that Idea, I'm gonna nail mine to the front door, it might keep my charming mother away tomorrow!
Imp I was going to ask how nailing a rubber cock to your front door would frighten your mother off ... but the wording didnt seem quite right so I wont mention it
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 08, 2009, 12:44:32 AM
Fluffy one...do you have Riffy under that plumage?

 :o  No, not me.  Honest!!!
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 08, 2009, 12:47:19 AM
This thread should win a prize!

Look at the stats:
Over 100 posts.
Nearly 300 looksies.
Under 4 hours, overnight....Nevada time.

Go figure.

Well Tello, I do hope you are forever indebted to Fluffy Duckee for her help.  You did ask her for help.  Remember?  And she came through.  Kept giving your thread cpr until it could breath by itself.  Went out to a movie.  Came back and look at this.  The stats are sky high.  The thread has a life of it's own.

Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: tellomon on June 08, 2009, 12:51:16 AM
Right Fluff!

Look at my latest fortune cookie:

"A different world cannot be built by indifferent people".


Food for thot; grounds for further research.
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 08, 2009, 12:53:01 AM
That fortune cookie is very profound. 

Let's all stive to not be indifferent.  Yay!!!

Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: imperfect on June 08, 2009, 12:58:39 AM
Hahaha, another COCK!!

Oops..

Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 08, 2009, 01:02:40 AM
Where?
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: imperfect on June 08, 2009, 01:04:02 AM
^^^^ up There ^^^^

Smee did say it...AGAIN!!!
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *smee* on June 08, 2009, 01:06:36 AM
o thats right Imp blame Smee again  :pmsl:
you were the one who got it out for Tello !


and then you wanted to scare your mum with it
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: imperfect on June 08, 2009, 01:08:11 AM
I reckon my mum was the one who scared the feathers off the poor thing in the start!!










cock...hehehehe
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: imperfect on June 08, 2009, 01:09:22 AM
What is that joke that smee again comes from

I got told it about 16 years ago, I was 3 then ;)
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 08, 2009, 01:11:38 AM
Have you found Riffy yet Imp? 
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *smee* on June 08, 2009, 01:12:31 AM
What is that joke that smee again comes from

I got told it about 16 years ago, I was 3 then ;)

Imp google smeeagain or just smee and that joke will come up
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: imperfect on June 08, 2009, 01:14:50 AM
Lovely!!

Fanxxxx

Okay, now I'm going to go now...

Night Night!!


*gets out the door and peeks thought the window to catch fluffy and smee up to no good*

Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 08, 2009, 01:16:40 AM
Smee and Fluffy are playing cards.  Nothing to see here!!!

Night Imp.

*Closes blinds*
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *smee* on June 08, 2009, 01:22:02 AM
night Imp


come on Fluffy its your deal
bring the doona over here to please it bloody cold playing strip jack when you beat me every time
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: tellomon on June 08, 2009, 01:39:25 AM
Hey! I'm not done yet!








Yes I am.

Later Mates!!!!

-RT
www.rontello.com (http://www.rontello.com)
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 08, 2009, 01:41:43 AM
Night RT.

What time is it where you are?

Talk to you next time.
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: tellomon on June 08, 2009, 02:37:26 AM

What time is it where you are?

9:30 AM Sunday June 7 2009.

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/download-17.jpg)
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *Brum6y* on June 08, 2009, 12:19:16 PM
Thought I'd quickly catch up and add my 2 cents' worth...

but it's taken all my time to get through the posts!

Later..!
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: imperfect on June 08, 2009, 02:22:09 PM
MORE BEER!!!
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 08, 2009, 02:24:52 PM
Hi Imp!! You is a beer drinker?
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *smee* on June 08, 2009, 02:25:29 PM
MORE BEER!!!
not for me at the moment thanks IMP as is only 12.25pm but put one on ice for me and I will crack it in 4 or 5 hours thanks
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 08, 2009, 02:33:02 PM
Afternoon Smee.  How is ya today?
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *smee* on June 08, 2009, 02:35:33 PM
Hi there Flufy
I am mighty fine today thank you
how are you ..... chirpy I hope
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 08, 2009, 02:45:25 PM
Quacking along Smee...  :quack:
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *smee* on June 08, 2009, 02:47:42 PM
good to hear Fluffy have a Quacker of a day
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: imperfect on June 08, 2009, 03:30:21 PM
Hi Fluffy & Smee

I don't mind a cold beer now and then, not a huge drinker but will partake.

How are you all today?
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 08, 2009, 09:50:05 PM
I'm good Imp. 

It's funny.  I never drink beer.  I don't like the taste.  I go for just about anything else.  (In moderation of course)

I also never drink coffee.  Once again hate the taste.  Love the smell though. 
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *Yibida* on June 08, 2009, 09:52:25 PM
I only drink bear with lemonade in it... 70 % - 30% ratio...
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 08, 2009, 09:54:06 PM
Hi Yib.  Nice to see you.  That's called a shandy isn't it?

Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *Yibida* on June 08, 2009, 09:56:11 PM
Yep a shandy!...love em in summer...
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *CountessA* on June 08, 2009, 10:04:57 PM
I used to love beer when my father poured some out into a frosty glass, and left the lounge room for a moment. I would toddle over and sip some. Ahhhh, the deliciousness of its forbidden taste...

... but I'm no longer four years old and I am old enough to order beer myself. I found out that I don't... really... like it. I can take or leave it, but if I have to drink beer, it's got to be German.
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: tellomon on June 08, 2009, 10:05:52 PM
No shortage of suds here!

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/sqinbarur4.gif)  (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/m_39d6ef998179115a9d7042750ed5e65a.gif)

I love it!!!!!
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: tellomon on June 08, 2009, 10:11:31 PM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/IMG_0846.jpg)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/download-3.jpg)
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 08, 2009, 10:14:25 PM
Evening Tello.

You can buy me a red wine if you like.
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: tellomon on June 08, 2009, 10:16:03 PM
Fluffy Wine?
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 08, 2009, 10:18:03 PM
No prefer the wine without Fluff in it.  The fluff gets stuck in your teeth.  Yuk.
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: tellomon on June 08, 2009, 10:18:49 PM
Great.
Meet me in the saloon, eh?




(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/download-15.jpg)
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *CountessA* on June 08, 2009, 10:18:58 PM
There is a cocktail called the Fluffy Duck. It's actually one of my favourites... Coincidence, hmm?
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 08, 2009, 10:22:00 PM
Now that sounds nice Countess.  Hey Tello, can I change my order to a Fluffy Duck? 
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *Yibida* on June 08, 2009, 10:23:13 PM
And grass hopper's !!!!!mmmmmmmmmmmm
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: tellomon on June 08, 2009, 10:25:46 PM
Sure. Put it on my tab.

I'm outta here. Later kids.

Play nice!

-RT

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/united-states-flag_2020_26332295.gif)
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 08, 2009, 10:27:34 PM
See ya Tello.  Thanks.

What's the recipe for Fluffy Ducks and Grasshoppers?
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *Yibida* on June 08, 2009, 10:28:58 PM
I don't know I don't errrr drink...LOL
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *smee* on June 08, 2009, 10:30:38 PM
Well since Grasshopper died the other night
I dont think I will have one of them

But i am sure A Fluffy Duck would taste nice so may I try on of them please Tello
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *Yibida* on June 08, 2009, 10:32:30 PM
 Banana dakari .. comes to mind !!
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *Yibida* on June 08, 2009, 10:33:35 PM
And a Leg opener!.. don't know whats in that either But I'm willing to try!...
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *CountessA* on June 08, 2009, 10:36:12 PM
Fluffy Duck - Cocktail recipe

1 part Advocaat
1 part Creme de Cacao
1 part fizzy lemonade

Pour the creme de cacao into a chilled margarita glass that is one-quarter filled with crushed ice. Add the advocaat, and slowly fill with the fizzy lemonade. Stir, and serve.
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 08, 2009, 10:41:21 PM
I don't know I don't errrr drink...LOL

Obviously aliens get their fluids another way.  Intravenous drip?  Osmosis?  The bath?
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 08, 2009, 10:42:31 PM
Thank you Countess.  What does Advocaat taste like? 
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *Yibida* on June 08, 2009, 10:48:37 PM
I don't know I don't errrr drink...LOL

Obviously aliens get their fluids another way.  Intravenous drip?  Osmosis?  The bath?

No Fluff....usually through a straw........
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *smee* on June 08, 2009, 10:53:33 PM
mmmm yes some of those cocktails have strange names dont they

can be embarrassing to order them
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: Poddy on June 08, 2009, 10:54:00 PM
Advocaat is made from fermented unborn chickens :(
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: Poddy on June 08, 2009, 10:54:53 PM
or maybe unborn ducks :(:(:(
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *Yibida* on June 08, 2009, 10:58:34 PM
I hope you mean egg's poddy !...or I'm gunna be sick !..
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *Ubbie Max* on June 08, 2009, 10:59:33 PM
Squashed Ocelots?
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 08, 2009, 11:05:03 PM
Evening Ubbrd and welcome back from your archery adventure.  I do hope you got a suitably enthusiastic greeting from the Commander in Chief and Winston?
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *smee* on June 08, 2009, 11:05:26 PM
Advocaat is made from fermented unborn chickens :(
strange I thought it was aardvarks !
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 08, 2009, 11:06:08 PM
or maybe unborn ducks :(:(:(


 :slap:
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *Ubbie Max* on June 08, 2009, 11:08:43 PM
G'day Fluffy. Yep it was a great weekend hurling arrows at targets.

I got home & the Commander in Chief had spent a small fortune on kitchen stuff (we just had a new kitchen put in) & bits of furniture, I don't know why as we have plenty of furniture & it still looks OK to me.
             (http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/00020344.gif)
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *smee* on June 08, 2009, 11:08:58 PM
Poddy your Dispicable! :duckdance:
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *Ubbie Max* on June 08, 2009, 11:12:31 PM
Fluffy. I forgot to mention, Winston was asleep on the bed in the spare room when I left & he was still there when I got back today. He is a Couch Potato cat.

I better hit the sack, I was going to a half an hour ago.

           (http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/000200D7.gif)
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 08, 2009, 11:15:56 PM
Fluffy hands Ubbrd a box of tissues to use to dry his eyes before he heads off to bed.  New furniture is a very emotional thing after all.

Night Ubbrd!!!
Title: Re: Is Tello Broken?
Post by: Tigerlilypussy on June 09, 2009, 08:02:32 AM
That's some great weird dope Tello HAAHHAAAHHAAAAHHAHHAHHAAAAA..oops, got the giggles