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Title: eBay Funny (Not Truthful) Acronyms
Post by: col52 on May 25, 2009, 08:46:31 PM
EM=PLB........ebay management = people less brains  :devil:
TOEFU...........trolls on ebay forums unlimited
TWWNP........those who will not pay
BINDPL.........buy it now, don't pay later
REP.............rare ebay pinks
Title: Re: eBay Funny (Not Truthful) Acronyms
Post by: *wheels* on May 25, 2009, 09:01:23 PM
watch the cartoon and play the game:

http://www.ioffer.com/feepay/
Title: Re: eBay Funny (Not Truthful) Acronyms
Post by: *CountessA* on May 25, 2009, 09:46:40 PM
LHWC - Live Help Who Care
BWGICAP - Bots Who Graduated in Cut And Paste
NISN - New Improved Search (Not)
OBBS - Our Best Buddy Shaggy
EB:KTC - eBay Forums: Killing The Community
TPAYO - Twenty Posts And You're Out
Title: Re: eBay Funny (Not Truthful) Acronyms
Post by: col52 on May 25, 2009, 10:28:07 PM
LHWC - Live Help Who Care

 :rofl:

:construction: zone
Title: Re: eBay Funny (Not Truthful) Acronyms
Post by: col52 on May 25, 2009, 10:32:44 PM
HPR.............homeless pinks rule


AND, after Canada operations shut down....................

CSAAUECU.............confused sellers abound after using ebay "contact us"
SSOEMTC................successful selling on ebay, move to China
Title: Re: eBay Funny (Not Truthful) Acronyms
Post by: Centuries on May 26, 2009, 11:20:49 PM
YMIV -----Your membership is valued
Title: Re: eBay Funny (Not Truthful) Acronyms
Post by: Roo on May 26, 2009, 11:57:37 PM
FIGJAM.....Shuggy's mantra.... :pmsl:
Title: Re: eBay Funny (Not Truthful) Acronyms
Post by: Bellagina on May 27, 2009, 10:13:55 PM
 :rofl:
very Clever!
Title: Re: eBay Funny (Not Truthful) Acronyms
Post by: col52 on May 27, 2009, 10:34:26 PM
Quote from: Roo on May 26, 2009, 11:57:37 PM
FIGJAM.....Shuggy's mantra.... :pmsl:

I saw that on t, I am but a lowly court jester and it goes straight over my jingling jesters hat.  :huh:
Title: Re: eBay Funny (Not Truthful) Acronyms
Post by: exislegirl on May 28, 2009, 11:54:49 AM
Quote from: col52 on May 27, 2009, 10:34:26 PM
Quote from: Roo on May 26, 2009, 11:57:37 PM
FIGJAM.....Shuggy's mantra.... :pmsl:

I saw that on t, I am but a lowly court jester and it goes straight over my jingling jesters hat.  :huh:


'Feck I'm Good Just Ask Me'  ;D
Title: Re: eBay Funny (Not Truthful) Acronyms
Post by: col52 on May 28, 2009, 01:07:52 PM
Ahhh, fank you outofexisle and  :welcome: (would I know you?)
Title: Re: eBay Funny (Not Truthful) Acronyms
Post by: *barny* on May 28, 2009, 01:16:40 PM
FEABAS

Feck em all big and small

BIOYA

Blow it out ya a...

 :wine:
Title: Re: eBay Funny (Not Truthful) Acronyms
Post by: *Ubbie Max* on May 28, 2009, 05:55:23 PM
sbkh = Should be keelhauled.

It was the cat's idea & who am I to disagree!
(http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002039F.gif)
Title: Re: eBay Funny (Not Truthful) Acronyms
Post by: *CountessA* on May 28, 2009, 05:59:45 PM
IWTCI - It Was The Cat's Idea
Title: Re: eBay Funny (Not Truthful) Acronyms
Post by: *Ubbie Max* on May 28, 2009, 06:01:37 PM
"IWTCI"
Good one Countess.
    (http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002006E.gif)
Title: Re: eBay Funny (Not Truthful) Acronyms
Post by: cueperkins on May 28, 2009, 06:02:21 PM
STWUS = Sure..that's what Ubb says
Title: Re: eBay Funny (Not Truthful) Acronyms
Post by: *Ubbie Max* on May 28, 2009, 06:06:59 PM
"STWUS"

I Like that one too Cupie, it really was the cat's idea though!
              (http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/000203AC.gif)
Title: Re: eBay Funny (Not Truthful) Acronyms
Post by: col52 on May 28, 2009, 07:53:41 PM
TDAMC...........The dog ate my computer  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: eBay Funny (Not Truthful) Acronyms
Post by: *CountessA* on May 28, 2009, 08:25:24 PM
MTYOPTBINB - My Two Year Old Pressed The Buy It Now Button
IBIHAWHFAWBM - I've Been In Hospital And We Have Floods And We've Been Mugged
SIDACP - Sorry, I Died And Can't Pay
IPYPWIFLI - I'll Post Your Parcel When I Feel Like It
PEWTFH - Payment Expected Within Twenty-Four Hours
NRTFLA - No Responsibility Taken For Lost Parcels
NRTFTMA - No Responsibility Taken For Too Many Acronyms
Title: Re: eBay Funny (Not Truthful) Acronyms
Post by: col52 on May 28, 2009, 08:38:39 PM
NPBWBEAD.........non paying bidders will be executed at dawn
ICGATAYEIWMM...........I couldn't give a toss about your excuses I want my money
IWTBINAPYNYPSII............I want to buy it now and pay you next year,please send item immediately
Title: Re: eBay Funny (Not Truthful) Acronyms
Post by: Centuries on May 28, 2009, 08:44:05 PM
IWPWIFAC....I wil pay when I find a computer
Title: Re: eBay Funny (Not Truthful) Acronyms
Post by: *barny* on May 29, 2009, 09:15:55 AM
I don't think an acronym is truely such, unless it can be pronounced like a normal word by a normal person.

 :neener:

 :wine:
Title: Re: eBay Funny (Not Truthful) Acronyms
Post by: *CountessA* on May 29, 2009, 09:26:53 AM
These are all easy to say!

Barny, perhaps your tongue is suffering the condition known as Tongue Pretzel. This can be operated on by a skilled team of parrots.
Title: Re: eBay Funny (Not Truthful) Acronyms
Post by: Liisa-Sx on May 29, 2009, 10:26:18 AM
BMW - Buyer Must Wait.
SAAB - Sellers Attack Abhorent Buyers.
JEEP - Just Ebay Enjoying Paypal.
FORD - Filthy objects Really Dirty.
NARU - Not A Real User
BARB - Blah Attack Report Bollocks
Title: Re: eBay Funny (Not Truthful) Acronyms
Post by: *CountessA* on May 29, 2009, 11:25:38 AM
MANNERS - Malicious And Nasty Never-Ending Reporting Style
Title: Re: eBay Funny (Not Truthful) Acronyms
Post by: *barny* on May 29, 2009, 11:33:37 AM
Well done Countess !!

 :wine:
Title: Re: eBay Funny (Not Truthful) Acronyms
Post by: col52 on May 29, 2009, 04:30:00 PM
Quote from: countessa on May 29, 2009, 09:26:53 AM
These are all easy to say!

Barny, perhaps your tongue is suffering the condition known as Tongue Pretzel. This can be operated on by a skilled team of parrots.

Newsflash........................

Read about it, read about is, get your up to date news 'ere.

TBIC..............the brick is highly contageous

The new brick, made in China, has a MAJOR flaw (apart from disintigrating on featherlight touch).
It has Brick Tongue Pretzel. This highly a contageous infection, if you trip across this brick as it lurks in it's destructive mode, please attend a major hospital to get the appropriate attention and antidote.
Title: Re: eBay Funny (Not Truthful) Acronyms
Post by: col52 on May 29, 2009, 04:41:12 PM
LADA..........Ladies all adore aroma
SKODA...........Sellers keep on dropping away

Title: Re: eBay Funny (Not Truthful) Acronyms
Post by: Centuries on May 29, 2009, 09:51:07 PM
BARF...Bricks are really funny


COT .....Col Is Too



TAR?     Those are readable?  ;D
Title: Re: eBay Funny (Not Truthful) Acronyms
Post by: *CountessA* on May 29, 2009, 10:06:14 PM
CHABATCAN - Centuries Has Actually Been At The Computer All Night

Title: Re: eBay Funny (Not Truthful) Acronyms
Post by: Centuries on May 29, 2009, 10:49:49 PM
 :bat: :chat: :roflmao:
Title: Re: eBay Funny (Not Truthful) Acronyms
Post by: Bellagina on May 29, 2009, 11:05:02 PM
 decided I'd better not post this one....

will have to think of another!
Title: Re: eBay Funny (Not Truthful) Acronyms
Post by: Centuries on May 29, 2009, 11:24:36 PM
Awww! Go on!
Title: Re: eBay Funny (Not Truthful) Acronyms
Post by: *Yibida* on June 01, 2009, 01:04:51 PM
FFS = Please wait a moment ....
Title: Re: eBay Funny (Not Truthful) Acronyms
Post by: Bellagina on June 01, 2009, 07:21:04 PM
SEARCH    Systematically Error-filled And Random Hassle
Title: Re: eBay Funny (Not Truthful) Acronyms
Post by: *CountessA* on June 01, 2009, 07:29:16 PM
Superb, Bellagina! I award that one a perfect 10!  :10:
Title: Re: eBay Funny (Not Truthful) Acronyms
Post by: Bellagina on June 01, 2009, 07:38:44 PM
 Awww thanks countess!  :blush:
Title: Re: eBay Funny (Not Truthful) Acronyms
Post by: col52 on June 01, 2009, 08:11:36 PM
ebay.........evacuate before all yanked
Title: Re: eBay Funny (Not Truthful) Acronyms
Post by: Centuries on June 02, 2009, 03:00:37 AM
PAYPAL  Participate And You Pay And Lose
Title: Re: eBay Funny (Not Truthful) Acronyms
Post by: col52 on June 02, 2009, 08:07:16 AM
Very good Centuries and at 3am too. You have been up on the PC all night!
Title: Re: eBay Funny (Not Truthful) Acronyms
Post by: Centuries on June 02, 2009, 02:48:23 PM
Thank you,col ;D

Had to be up.....