Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2637820 times)

Roo · « **Reply #1650 on:** October 07, 2009, 09:36:12 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on October 07, 2009, 08:20:04 PM

Fag.

I didn't know you smoked Tello....

*Yibida* · « **Reply #1651 on:** October 07, 2009, 09:37:13 PM »

Quote from: Roo on October 07, 2009, 09:36:12 PM

Quote from: tellomon on October 07, 2009, 08:20:04 PM
Fag.

I didn't know you smoked Tello....

He's not smoking he's on fire !.....SLAM !! hi five !!.......

tellomon · « **Reply #1652 on:** October 07, 2009, 09:45:35 PM »

Ashes.

Bashes.

All fall down.

Simon says: don't get up.

Roo · « **Reply #1653 on:** October 07, 2009, 09:56:08 PM »

Ebay Simon couldn't get it up anyway..lol

But did you know....that a poster on Ebay...(**cough....Towie) actually got rubbed out one night for offering someone a 'fag'?

He actually had to write to Xman and explain what Fag meant in OZ..lol

Those Yanks are really dumb sometimes...lol

cupie · « **Reply #1654 on:** October 07, 2009, 09:57:13 PM »

They think Pussy refers to something other than a harmless kitty.....can you imagine that?...Dirty minds.

*Yibida* · « **Reply #1655 on:** October 07, 2009, 09:58:01 PM »

It does?..

tellomon · « **Reply #1656 on:** October 07, 2009, 10:00:20 PM »

I see white people....

tellomon · « **Reply #1657 on:** October 08, 2009, 09:09:30 AM »

Pb test

*Yibida* · « **Reply #1658 on:** October 08, 2009, 09:45:51 AM »

Dude your back in the saddle !!!!........PB all good !

*Yibida* · « **Reply #1659 on:** October 08, 2009, 09:47:57 AM »

Quote from: tellomon on October 08, 2009, 09:09:30 AM

Pb test

A shameless attempt at flaunting your profile to lure the ladies I see..... you even cleaned up the love shack....

tellomon · « **Reply #1660 on:** October 08, 2009, 09:59:44 AM »

Yer early.....

Testing....

8900+!

*r3830* · « **Reply #1661 on:** October 08, 2009, 11:00:37 AM »

Quote from: Yibida - Batteries not included. on October 08, 2009, 09:47:57 AM

Quote from: tellomon on October 08, 2009, 09:09:30 AM
Pb test

AAAAARRRRRRR Cap'n..... Where's ya buccaneers!

tellomon · « **Reply #1662 on:** October 08, 2009, 11:04:36 AM »

Huge controversy, coming up.....

cupie · « **Reply #1663 on:** October 08, 2009, 11:08:08 AM »

Another one?.....*sticks fingers in ears*

tellomon · « **Reply #1664 on:** October 08, 2009, 11:11:37 AM »

Sheild yer eyes. Yib's planning on testing his new blasting caps!

cupie · « **Reply #1665 on:** October 08, 2009, 11:15:21 AM »

Na, he's only got throwdowns...bungers are banned in Oz....

tellomon · « **Reply #1666 on:** October 08, 2009, 11:25:03 AM »

Something is gonna get broken, even if it's little girl's hearts.

*r3830* · « **Reply #1667 on:** October 08, 2009, 12:00:13 PM »

Na, he's only got throwdowns...bungers are banned in Oz....

Everywhere except Canberra Cupie! (sucks!)

tellomon · « **Reply #1668 on:** October 08, 2009, 12:14:10 PM »

Going on right now at The Cowboy Saloon, next door, is a HUGE BASH...a wake for another fallen local, Jim Stewart.

I never knew the guy, but he's got a LOT OF PEEPS!

The place is packed! The Parking lot has spilled over onto my yard. And in the streets.

I'm just waiting for the Pot Luck to commence.

Get in.
Eat.
Get out.

That's my strategy.

tellomon · « **Reply #1669 on:** October 08, 2009, 12:53:14 PM »

I can't get to the Buffet table.
I'm afraid my Top Hat will get knocked about.

I don't work well with large crowds.

The occupancy limit has been exceeded, but the Fire Marshall duzzint care.

He's in there, too.....

cupie · « **Reply #1670 on:** October 08, 2009, 12:55:28 PM »

Quote from: r3830 on October 08, 2009, 12:00:13 PM

Na, he's only got throwdowns...bungers are banned in Oz....

Everywhere except Canberra Cupie! (sucks!)

Na loco...recently banned, banned banned banned....and just in the nick of time...do you know how scary it is when all those capitalists (ACTites..lol) come here with fire fuel everywhere and start playing with fire crackers and sky rockets??....bloody idiots. Every year it scares the hell out of me...one spark from one idiot and it all goes up....sheesh...ban em all I say.

tellomon · « **Reply #1671 on:** October 08, 2009, 01:30:08 PM »

Here's some fun:

Ransome Note Generator

http://www.joshuarey.com/index.pl?Action=ShowArticle&ID=134

http://www.addletters.com/ransom-note-generator.htm

*r3830* · « **Reply #1672 on:** October 08, 2009, 01:42:26 PM »

Na loco...recently banned, banned banned banned....and just in the nick of time...do you know how scary it is when all those capitalists (ACTites..lol) come here with fire fuel everywhere and start playing with fire crackers and sky rockets??....bloody idiots. Every year it scares the hell out of me...one spark from one idiot and it all goes up....sheesh...ban em all I say.

Not before time! The number of public holidays (nights) spent trying to keep horses calm with all the blasting going on..... and I'm in Penrith - where these things have been banned for YEARS!

tellomon · « **Reply #1673 on:** October 10, 2009, 06:47:10 PM »

The "House of Tello" JAM happened.

tellomon · « **Reply #1674 on:** October 10, 2009, 09:00:19 PM »

I DON'T CARE ANYMORE.

*r3830* · « **Reply #1675 on:** October 10, 2009, 09:59:11 PM »

I DON'T CARE ANYMORE.

'bout what?????

*CountessA* · « **Reply #1676 on:** October 10, 2009, 10:05:17 PM »

Wait a minute - tell us about the jam!

*r3830* · « **Reply #1677 on:** October 10, 2009, 10:07:59 PM »

Yes...... What Countess asked.......

Poddy · « **Reply #1678 on:** October 10, 2009, 10:08:36 PM »

Blackberry jam is my favorite

Although, on second thoughts its a toss up between quince and blackberry

*Ubbie Max* · « **Reply #1679 on:** October 10, 2009, 10:11:00 PM »

Quince? Who mentioned Quinces, I hate Quinces.

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #1680 on:** October 11, 2009, 12:29:19 AM »

Fluffy cares....

Jam? Yum.

*smee* · « **Reply #1681 on:** October 11, 2009, 12:37:16 AM »

dont get that sticky jam on your beak fluff , I will end up will jam stains on my collar

Centuries · « **Reply #1682 on:** October 11, 2009, 01:24:05 AM »

I like all types of jams.

I care. And I can now type that with all three fingers

HellWest'nCrooked · « **Reply #1683 on:** October 11, 2009, 01:25:29 AM »

Quote from: ubbrd on October 10, 2009, 10:11:00 PM

Quince? Who mentioned Quinces, I hate Quinces.

and..............cabbage????? lol

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #1684 on:** October 11, 2009, 04:34:47 PM »

traffic james are the wurst .... i dunno why they make the stuff

*Ubbie Max* · « **Reply #1685 on:** October 11, 2009, 05:46:55 PM »

Yep Hell. I hate Cabbages.

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #1686 on:** October 11, 2009, 05:49:28 PM »

sticky keyboards can be caused by jam..... and erhh ... other things

*Yibida* · « **Reply #1687 on:** October 13, 2009, 12:08:46 AM »

tellomon · « **Reply #1688 on:** October 13, 2009, 12:21:42 AM »

tellomon · « **Reply #1689 on:** October 13, 2009, 01:17:40 AM »

tellomon · « **Reply #1690 on:** October 13, 2009, 07:00:17 PM »

Sunny plays drums with his face, it seems. Every convulsion of lip and twitch of eyebrow channels down through his limbs and hits a drum. And he doesn't stop moving his face. At quieter points you can hear him singing, and by instantaneous extension making the drums sing along. It's really something. Bevan and Edwards are both accomplished musicians in their own right and play their asses off in the company of this crazy old man. Three sets of beautiful madness that hit intense, screeching highs and descend into low swirling masses with slow bowed double bass and languorous deep sax tones that made me feel physically sick. In a good way.

Between the sets, Sunny upsets the white and uptight full house at The Vortex by asking for a joint and talking about the ghetto and AIDS and using the word FolkAtTheWoodpile and all sorts of other shite most of it seemingly off the cuff out of context rambling interspersed with occasional thank yous. It was hilarious really, or I thought it was anyway, not least because of the nervous shuffling it elicited from the upper middle class fifty plus set that made up the vast majority of onlookers. Then he's off again on another excursion into unexplored territory, using his drums as a spaceship

http://londongigreviews.blogspot.com/

cupie · « **Reply #1691 on:** October 13, 2009, 07:02:17 PM »

I'm bored....hope you are too.....

cupie · « **Reply #1692 on:** October 13, 2009, 07:06:41 PM »

...and....I Don't Care !!!

I blame tello for that....

tellomon · « **Reply #1693 on:** October 13, 2009, 07:15:20 PM »

Quote from: *Cupie* on October 13, 2009, 07:06:41 PM

...and....I Don't Care !!!

I blame tello for that....

FLOCK YOU!!!!!

cupie · « **Reply #1694 on:** October 13, 2009, 07:22:47 PM »

Make like a Koala and get 'Forked'.

*CountessA* · « **Reply #1695 on:** October 13, 2009, 07:25:49 PM »

That only works if there is a branch near you. And - unlike American Express - there may not be.

cupie · « **Reply #1696 on:** October 13, 2009, 07:28:08 PM »

Drop bears are particular...so are gum trees...

tellomon · « **Reply #1697 on:** October 13, 2009, 07:28:32 PM »

cupie · « **Reply #1698 on:** October 13, 2009, 07:36:46 PM »

Don't have to...you never do...good for the goose, good for the gander...

tellomon · « **Reply #1699 on:** October 13, 2009, 07:44:18 PM »

:warrior:
"Beotch"!

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