The truth comes out.
Tello misses us because he sleeps in.
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Tello prefers pillow!
In a recent controversial report leaked by an unnamed source, it was revealed that Telloman, drummer-and-character-extraordinaire, has been discovered sleeping when he could be on the OzRT.
Friends close to the famous figure admit they are shocked. "I'm just like, totally, like totally shocked," confided Cymba Clang, the notorious prawn star who outraged the fishing community by fishing for prawns while wearing only a fishnet costume.
Legal action has apparently been contemplated, but the Supreme Court has yet to confirm or deny reports that a suit has been filed. They also refuse to confirm or deny reports that Tello owns a suit, or that he files the handlebars on his cute little dinky-bike, on which he smashed all world records for the Tour de France. As reported at the time, it was unfortunate that Tello was not actually competing in the Tour de France, and that in fact he was riding his little bike in Botswana rather than France. As Tello's manager, Mr Notso Figueroutus, said when he commented on the outcry, "It's an easy mistake to make."
