Author Topic: Listings that make you go huh???? or LOL.. a lot! (Read 9680 times)

Liisa-Sx · « **on:** May 27, 2010, 01:03:50 AM »

Muffled laughter... eBay item number 300430671098
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300430671098&ru=http%3A%2F%2Fshop.ebay.com.au%3A80%2F%3F_from%3DR40%26_trksid%3Dm570%26_nkw%3D300430671098%2B%26_sacat%3DSee-All-Categories%26_fvi%3D1&_rdc=1

from the listing:

"ONE HOT DATE

The succesful bidder will have one night of either

there choice or a completely suprise date no rules

apply bid away and im yours for the night.

You make the rules

or

custom suprise package available

Postage will be charged at @ $200 dollars to all other states

victoria is $100

free within 250km of sale"

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #1 on:** May 27, 2010, 01:09:12 AM »

By looking at the pic - SNAD!!!!

Item Condition: New: A brand-new, unused, unopened, undamaged item. See the seller's listing for full details

Definitely has signs of prior use, no disclosure about the obvious markings and there's a high probability of damaged goods!

But they only have to find 1 or 2 interested people for a sale.

Would love to see the feedback!!!

*r3830* · « **Reply #2 on:** May 27, 2010, 08:39:21 AM »

AHHHHHH bu***r! Ebay killed it!

tellomon · « **Reply #3 on:** May 27, 2010, 10:08:17 AM »

What was it?

Liisa-Sx · « **Reply #4 on:** May 27, 2010, 10:33:44 AM »

It was some scruffy looking guy, sitting in an untidy bedroom covered in tattoos selling a "hot date" offering himself.....*shudder*

He was clearly delusional LOL

White Witch · « **Reply #5 on:** May 27, 2010, 10:35:26 AM »

Was it Tello?

*Yibida* · « **Reply #6 on:** May 27, 2010, 11:13:08 AM »

Waits for the fall out... tic tic tic tic ...LOL

tellomon · « **Reply #7 on:** May 27, 2010, 11:13:16 AM »

That was totally uncalled for, and I'm making a REPORT.

*Yibida* · « **Reply #8 on:** May 27, 2010, 11:13:54 AM »

Theeeere it is .....

tellomon · « **Reply #9 on:** May 27, 2010, 11:14:30 AM »

Flocking witches...

C):-{= <" up the bum! "<<

Liisa-Sx · « **Reply #10 on:** May 27, 2010, 11:24:26 AM »

Grins at Witchy!! Too funny.

Poor Tello... there there.

Unless you are a tattooed Bogan, with no shirt and a backwards facing ball cap perched on your head sitting in a disheveled bedroom it couldn't possibly be you !!!

tellomon · « **Reply #11 on:** May 27, 2010, 11:28:11 AM »

We know that. Convince the witch that in order to 'discred', she needs to HAVE 'cred'.

Centuries · « **Reply #12 on:** May 27, 2010, 02:59:25 PM »

That fellow was a revolting ~~bit of~~ tello.

You are sweet and --- and---kind (?).

White Witch · « **Reply #13 on:** May 28, 2010, 10:16:10 AM »

Tello, you made me spill my morning coffee!

I know I deserved it!

Liisa-Sx · « **Reply #14 on:** May 28, 2010, 10:28:33 AM »

Quote from: White Witch on May 28, 2010, 10:16:10 AM

Tello, you made me spill my morning coffee!

I know I deserved it!

Funny though !!!

BTW Witchy, did you see they are opening the sunday markets once a month in high street again !! i think I am going to look into it they are doing a big drive to get people there on a regular basis and will be advertising it heavily. it will be more like the old "trash and treasure" markets with a mix of old and new.

White Witch · « **Reply #15 on:** May 28, 2010, 10:36:34 AM »

Hi Lisa!

No, I didn't know, I don't drive into Penrith often. But hope it's on a sunday and will have to check it out. We used to go to the trash and treasure in Blacktown.

Do you do your shopping at the Lenox Centre? I go to the post office in there to drop my ebay parcels.

Liisa-Sx · « **Reply #16 on:** May 28, 2010, 10:52:40 AM »

They will be on the last sunday of the month

I try to avoid going down into Penrith if I can avoid it too lol, and yes Lennox for shopping and is the PO I frequent, I am pretty sure I have walked past you before or stood in the post office near you because your Pic looked familiar, my first thought was "Iv'e seen that face before" LOL

White Witch · « **Reply #17 on:** May 28, 2010, 11:00:43 AM »

Wouldn't that be funny! Well, if you ever see me in there, if we happen to be there at the same time.... don't be shy! Just keep in mind I don't wear any make up to drop the parcels so I look uglier and daggier than in my old avatar!

Liisa-Sx · « **Reply #18 on:** May 28, 2010, 11:20:51 AM »

LOL If you see someone there with VERY long blonde hair and heels it is most likely me (never seen anyone there with hair as long as mine) I dont always wear makeup eaither BUT I almost NEVER wear flats LOL

I can just see me going up to women and saying "witchy?" and getting funny looks from strangers hahaha

*r3830* · « **Reply #19 on:** May 28, 2010, 11:33:17 AM »

Penrith! I can hit that place with a brick from here! I wonder if the council will address the stinking bin issue before these markets occur?

White Witch · « **Reply #20 on:** May 28, 2010, 12:11:18 PM »

At least calling me witchy in public might be better than calling me poo!

Mental note for witchy: look out for blonde chick with long hair and heels.

Mental note for Lisa: look out for daggy looking chick with flat boots, black tights and long jumper carrying a big white plastic bag with express satchels!

Where abouts are you loco?

*r3830* · « **Reply #21 on:** May 28, 2010, 12:27:20 PM »

In sunny Cambridge Park witchy...... just up the road and you turn left then right ya know!

*smee* · « **Reply #22 on:** May 28, 2010, 12:30:20 PM »

I used to go to a giant water slide come aquatic centre place which I think was in Penrith .... is it still there ?

*r3830* · « **Reply #23 on:** May 28, 2010, 12:36:41 PM »

There used to be one of those up the road in Mt Druitt smee. Was a good place - until particular young WONKS found out that it could be more entertaining to watch if you stuck a razor blade in chewing gum and floated that down the slides.

White Witch · « **Reply #24 on:** May 28, 2010, 12:45:26 PM »

That's not far loco, I just looked it up in google!

I'm in Emu Heights.

I've never been to a water slide, Smee. My parents told me about the razor blades over 30 years ago when I was a kid, in Spain, it was happening then all these years ago. So I never had a desire to try them!

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #25 on:** May 28, 2010, 08:48:35 PM »

That razor blade trick is not restricted to water slides. I came across one of those the hard way a couple of years ago.

I was walking up a travelator in Parramatta Westfield and just lightly running my hand along the black moving handrail when I discovered a sliver of razor blade (as I said - the hard way) held in place by a piece of sticky tape. Fortunately the cut wasn't too bad, but I reported it to Centre Management and scored a band-aid. When I showed them where I had come across it - it was nowhere to be found. I suspect it may have been dislodged by the mechanism, but it is a worry.

Centuries · « **Reply #26 on:** May 29, 2010, 12:34:31 AM »

Quote from: *Brum6y* on May 28, 2010, 08:48:35 PM

That razor blade trick is not restricted to water slides. I came across one of those the hard way a couple of years ago.

I was walking up a travelator in Parramatta Westfield and just lightly running my hand along the black moving handrail when I discovered a sliver of razor blade (as I said - the hard way) held in place by a piece of sticky tape. Fortunately the cut wasn't too bad, but I reported it to Centre Management and scored a band-aid. When I showed them where I had come across it - it was nowhere to be found. I suspect it may have been dislodged by the mechanism, but it is a worry.

Good Heavens!! I never would have thought of that happening. I often watch for gum etc stuck on seats, but slivers of razor blades on escalator hand rails-- and on water slides--?! I hate to think what the cretins are doing now for amusement. The mind boggles.

News:

Author Topic: Listings that make you go huh???? or LOL.. a lot! (Read 9680 times)

White Witch

White Witch

White Witch

White Witch

White Witch

White Witch