Author Topic: Make me Laugh !!!!! (Read 20106 times)

Liisa-Sx · « **on:** August 01, 2009, 05:12:45 AM »

Go on.. DO IT!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7_u5p2PheE&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jn1ep1H7u9E&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWQDeM-TNF4

HellWest'nCrooked · « **Reply #1 on:** August 01, 2009, 06:40:34 AM »

Good morning liisa

Just can't think of a rib tickler just at the moment..give me time!!!!!

*r3830* · « **Reply #2 on:** August 01, 2009, 10:31:47 AM »

Seeing it's on the Ebay subject:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKtlK7sn0JQ&feature=related

*r3830* · « **Reply #3 on:** August 01, 2009, 01:28:27 PM »

Perhaps these might also assist!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R32aFmxL9HY&feature=channel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spZzKtjIRZg&feature=fvw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pP3VAtGLQms

Centuries · « **Reply #4 on:** August 02, 2009, 12:25:56 AM »

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5933325/Pet-cat-catches-the-daily-bus-for-four-years.html

Centuries · « **Reply #5 on:** August 02, 2009, 12:36:15 AM »

Actual Calls to computer technical support reps:

Get the right computer - 1

Customer: I'm trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it just doesn't work. What am I doing wrong?

Tech support: OK, You've got the CD in the CD drive, right?
Customer: Yeah....

Tech support: And what sort of computer are you using?
Customer: Computer? Oh no, I haven't got a computer. It's in the CD player and all I get is weird noises. Listen.....

Tech support: Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!

Get the right computer - 2

Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?

Female customer: A white one...

Change of Mind

Customer: I keep getting inappropriate pop-ups on my computer and don't want my wife to think that it's me.'
Advisor: 'I will remove them for you.'

Customer: 'How do I get them back when she is not in?'

Step 1...

Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the button?

Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.

Customer: No .. wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it into the computer yet... it's still on my desk... sorry....
?

Seeing Stars

Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.

Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.

Touch and Go

Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.

Circular argument

Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.

Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?

Local difficulty

Customer: My 14 year-old son has put a password on my computer and I can't get in.
Advisor: Has he forgotten it?
Customer: No he just won't tell me it because I've grounded him.

Language difficulty

Customer: 'How do you spell 'Internet America' ? Is there a space between 'inter' and 'net' ?'
Tech Support: 'No space between 'inter' and 'net' . It's spelled normally.'

Customer: 'Ok. A-M-E-R-I-C-K?' Tech Support: 'That's A-M-E-R-I-C-A.' Customer: 'I-C-K???'
Tech Support: 'A as in apple' Customer: 'There's no 'K' in apple!'

No comment

Customer: I met a man on the internet, can you give me his phone number?

Liisa-Sx · « **Reply #6 on:** August 02, 2009, 12:39:50 AM »

lol and another Bus catching cat!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-447527/Mystery-cat-takes-regular-bus-shops.html

Centuries · « **Reply #7 on:** August 02, 2009, 02:11:19 AM »

Another one!

Cats are so funny.

bobbybigbear · « **Reply #8 on:** August 02, 2009, 03:11:03 PM »

Pilot to co-pilot.

"I think the engine is missing"

Co-pilot

" No, I just looked out the window, it's still there "

tellomon · « **Reply #9 on:** August 02, 2009, 08:25:00 PM »

I'll don't post here because my material on "the other threads" is funny-errrrr. Ask me Mates!

bobbybigbear · « **Reply #10 on:** August 03, 2009, 07:29:31 AM »

A man fell of a 3 story building and hit the footpath with a mighty thud.
A large crowd gathered around him, and as he regained his sences he propped himself up on one elbow, and then a man
in the crowd yelled to him.
" What happened Mate "
The man looked around at all the people and said,

" Stuffed if I know, I just got here"

Liisa-Sx · « **Reply #11 on:** August 03, 2009, 09:08:16 AM »

Hah Bobby, Love the joke!

bobbybigbear · « **Reply #12 on:** August 03, 2009, 09:35:48 AM »

A man was trying to get into a disco, but the bouncer told him he couldn't come in as tonight was Fancy Dress Night.

The bloke took off and returned 5 minutes later, witha girl sitting on his shoulders.

The Bouncer said, " Look buddy, I told you, it's fancy dress night.

The bloke said " Yeh, I am in fancy dress "

The Bouncer said, " Well who are you "

The bloke said " Donatello, mutant turtle ninja "

The Bouncer said, " Well who is that on your shoulder "

The Bloke said " Michelle "

Liisa-Sx · « **Reply #13 on:** August 03, 2009, 09:52:16 AM »

Bobby *Groan* lol

bobbybigbear · « **Reply #14 on:** August 03, 2009, 10:25:45 AM »

A man was standing at the urinal, when this fellow raced in beside him, unzips his fly and uncoils this monster appendage and sighs

" Just made it "

The man next to him took one look at the monster and said,

" Jesus, can you make me one to "

Roo · « **Reply #15 on:** August 03, 2009, 06:48:18 PM »

This one I always keep on hand....for Inner Peace

Inner peace

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me.

These days, we all could probably use more peace and calm in our lives. I was watching breakfast television this morning and they were talking to a panel of experts about how we can all reduce stress in our lives. Anyway, this doctor said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockit of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr who freakin gud I fel.

Peas sen dis orn to enyboly yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece......

*CountessA* · « **Reply #16 on:** August 03, 2009, 07:14:58 PM »

Roo, you ate cheesecake? And... *whimper* chocolates?

Let me put it this way. Inner Peace will not be lasting for long.

*wheels* · « **Reply #17 on:** August 03, 2009, 07:30:45 PM »

Evening all,

I've just popped in for a quick hello, and to drop off a couple of funny pics! Sorry can't stay long.

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Roo · « **Reply #18 on:** August 03, 2009, 07:47:04 PM »

Quote from: countessa on August 03, 2009, 07:14:58 PM

Roo, you ate cheesecake? And... *whimper* chocolates?

Let me put it this way. Inner Peace will not be lasting for long.

Oh yes it will!

Haven't you heard the old saying...

"A moments pleasure on the lips...lasts a lifetime on the hips"

*wheels* · « **Reply #19 on:** August 03, 2009, 07:48:09 PM »

and

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*wheels* · « **Reply #20 on:** August 03, 2009, 07:48:59 PM »

and finally, one for Tello ..

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bobbybigbear · « **Reply #21 on:** August 03, 2009, 09:11:15 PM »

Centuries · « **Reply #22 on:** August 04, 2009, 12:32:48 AM »

*Yibida* · « **Reply #23 on:** August 04, 2009, 12:35:49 AM »

*Yibida* · « **Reply #24 on:** August 04, 2009, 12:37:23 AM »

Liisa-Sx · « **Reply #25 on:** August 04, 2009, 04:19:56 AM »

*smee* · « **Reply #26 on:** August 05, 2009, 12:50:15 AM »

*wheels* · « **Reply #27 on:** August 05, 2009, 12:12:33 PM »

5 Funny TV Commercials:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzzMir7zbN4

*Ubbie Max* · « **Reply #28 on:** August 05, 2009, 06:00:48 PM »

little Johnnie!!!!

The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.
...
Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'
...
The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating'.
...
Sally raised her hand. She said,'My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.'
..

The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'
...
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him for his offering.
...
Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'
...
The teacher sat down and cried

*Ubbie Max* · « **Reply #29 on:** August 05, 2009, 06:02:39 PM »

Check this snippet out. What an idiot!

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*wheels* · « **Reply #30 on:** August 05, 2009, 06:05:04 PM »

Ubbrd

Ubbrd, have you seen M@ggie's avatar?

*Yibida* · « **Reply #31 on:** August 05, 2009, 06:05:12 PM »

Oh look!..a crayfish I'll never see from ubbrd..LOL...no laughing matter....

*Ubbie Max* · « **Reply #32 on:** August 05, 2009, 06:17:10 PM »

G'day Wheels. Yep M@ggies avatar is a ripper. I'm jealous, wish it was mine, all I've got is a lousy fox with a bow.

Nice Cray Yib, where'd ya get it?

Liisa-Sx · « **Reply #33 on:** August 06, 2009, 05:07:35 AM »

Annnd one for Tello!!

Liisa-Sx · « **Reply #34 on:** August 06, 2009, 05:16:18 AM »

And one for Llama

http://www.funnytreat.com/flash_movies/get_movie.html?i=33

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #35 on:** August 06, 2009, 09:33:39 AM »

Very good lisa. lol

*Yibida* · « **Reply #36 on:** August 07, 2009, 12:26:15 AM »

This will crack you up Liisa.....

Stupid Ostrich picking a fight with an elephant...LOL

Liisa-Sx · « **Reply #37 on:** August 07, 2009, 05:04:31 AM »

Yib !

*Ubbie Max* · « **Reply #38 on:** August 07, 2009, 05:35:38 PM »

Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the United Nations.

The only question asked was:-

"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure because of the following:-

In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.

In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.

In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.

In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.

In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.

In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.

In the US they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.

And Finally ........ In Australia they hung up because they can't understand an Indian accent

*Ubbie Max* · « **Reply #39 on:** August 07, 2009, 05:38:49 PM »

Did you know that the words "race car" spelled backward says "race car".

That "eat" is the only word that if you take the 1st letter and move it to the last, it spells it's past tense - "ate".

And have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants", and add just a few more letters, it spells out: "Go home you f...in' free-loading, benefit-grabbing, kid-producing, violent, non-English speaking a..holes and take those other towel-headed, hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, bomb-making, goat-loving, raggedy ass bastards with you."

How weird is that?

I'll probably get a smack for this & rightfully so!

*CountessA* · « **Reply #40 on:** August 07, 2009, 06:53:16 PM »

Smack.

Poddy · « **Reply #41 on:** August 07, 2009, 07:00:47 PM »

Liisa-Sx · « **Reply #42 on:** August 07, 2009, 11:14:14 PM »

I refer you to Funny seller ToS and disclaimer that I recently posted on another thread, it is indeed Rofl worthy!

http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=647.msg32004#msg32004

Oh and .....

Liisa-Sx · « **Reply #43 on:** August 08, 2009, 09:56:43 AM »

Lolz....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmRTGRbrATs&feature=player_embedded

*wheels* · « **Reply #44 on:** August 11, 2009, 04:33:17 PM »

High drama in roller coaster rescue

Video: http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/video?id=6958238

THRILL seekers were left clinging to a roller coaster 21m off the ground after it malfunctioned. Up to 24 people were suspended on the Invertigo at the Great America Theme Park in Santa Clara, northern California. The inverted roller coaster, which reaches speeds of up to 80kmh, stalled on an incline leaving riders with their feet dangling.

Have a laugh at one woman's tweets while waiting to be rescued http://twitter.com/Cynful1

is currently dangling her feet over the heads of grateful Great America park goers that AREN'T stuck on this DAMN ROLLER COASTER!

Invertigo? More like Inverti-NO GO!

Stupid, stupid roller coaster.

'Let's go on Invertigo,' he says. 'It'll be fun,' he says. 'It goes really fast,' he says. Blah, blah, blah...

is wondering when her flip flops will plummet to the ground below - and WHICH will be the first to go?

It wouldn't be so bad if there was something nice to look at - OH! Firemen!

This MotherF***ing SAFETY BAR on this MotherF***ing ROLLER COASTER is keeping me from reaching my MotherF***ing LIP GLOSS!

I wonder if they'll let us go again without getting in line - you know, once this damn thing gets moving again.

is feeling like a cherry in the roller coaster tree of life. Oh Mr. Fireman PICK ME! PICK ME!

At least Disneyland does you the courtesy of killing you off.

After this Carousel Columbia is going to be a blast!

can see Scooby Doo's Haunted River - rut ro.

Day pass for Santa Clara's Great America: $35.99. Breakfast with the Nickelodeon Characters: $14.99.

Watching some kid three rows ahead of you puke it all over the gathering spectators 40 feet below: PRICELESS!

Guy Bhind me is arguing about the best way to get down from the roller coaster. Dare I tell him one does NOT get down from a roller coaster?

One gets down from a GOOSE!

Hmmm...the cherry picker they're using bounces more than the seat I'm currently stuck to. Can't I just stay on and return to the station?!

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,25913784-2,00.html

Liisa-Sx · « **Reply #45 on:** August 11, 2009, 07:37:02 PM »

LOL Wheels her account of the events made me laugh for sure... Ruh Ro!

*smee* · « **Reply #46 on:** August 11, 2009, 10:16:06 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ3ABkMTRHM

currymuncher · « **Reply #47 on:** August 12, 2009, 12:05:02 PM »

THIS IS FOR TOMMY

Two Irishmen, Patrick Murphy and Shawn O'Brian grew up together and were lifelong friends. But alas, Patrick developed cancer, and was dying. While on his deathbed, Patrick called to his buddy, Shawn, "O'Brian, come 'ere. I 'ave a request for ye." Shawn walked to his friend's bedside and kneels.

"Shawny ole boy, we've been friends all our lives, and now I'm leaving 'ere. I 'ave one last request fir ye to do."

O'Brian burst into tears, "Anything Patrick, anything ye wish. It's done."

"Well, under me bed is a box containing a bottle of the finest whiskey in all of Ireland. Bottled the year I was born it was. After I die, and they plant me in the ground, I want you to pour that fine whiskey over me grave so it might soak into me bones and I'll be able to enjoy it for all eternity."

O'Brian was overcome by the beauty and in the true Irish spirit of his friend's request, he asked, "Aye, tis a fine thing you ask of me, and I will pour the whiskey. But, might I strain it through me kidneys first?"

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