Author Topic: Ladies and Gentlemen, without further ado I give you ...eBay Garden Team...Enjoy  (Read 18250 times)

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7Sul8DkJzw
There are 5 parts

I particularly LOVE the term "Agile Development"

Tell me does this Team inspire comfidence in your acceptance of the 'eBay product Design' ?

OMG notes all over the walls and ceiling hahahaha...........is it so they can remenber their own names??

OMG.....OMG the 'negativity chair'...........where do they get these ideas PMSL

In my opinion there was so much fertiliser around on eBay and now there will be a Garden to use it all on :)

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HAHAHAHAHA ! check out the "Comment on this video""......YIB WAS HERE !....lol

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Now THAT is funny Yib :)

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I commented too!
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Yeh so did I...LOLOL

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Let's trash it!
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Why not...there's no sin bin over there ....LOLOL

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HAHA !...it has begun !...

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YT has no mods and bad language prevails....

I dropped the F bomb!!!!!
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I blame Poddy for this... he made us aware... therefore we destroy...LOL

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Invite the Coinerz!
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Coinerz ?...strange you should say that...take a peek...LOL

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Did. Replied. This could get ugly, in a good way!
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No uglier than the dudes in that vid bro...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7Sul8DkJzw

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Right.
What can they do to us?

Pulling the vid off is a good idea!
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Agile Development.  Hmmmm...

Sounds like Prototyping - which I was doing over two decades ago.

Then there's getting user feedback... Such a concept!  How long has it taken for them to realise dishing out carp from an ivory tower just doesn't work?

The negativity chair.  Embarass people into being silent.  I used to manage design sessions where the 'negativity' issues were noted on the side and discussion encouraged to explore 'different' ideas. In finalisation of design, these issues were held up against the proposals to ensure there weren't risks or problems waiting to explode in your face.

Not limiting the idea exploration of a brainstorming session is often key to some brilliant innovation - but to forget about the dangers altogether when they present themselves is putting a lot of trust that they will be re-identified further down the track.

At least the speed and efficiency of the tools available these days should enable good results to be found more reliably.

'Should' being the operative word.

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eBay dismissed the several Boycotts in recent history.
Ain't NO way they are gonna wise up anytime soon.
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not only does this vid host nasty comments (made by Yib and I), check out the 'related vids'.

Not a single pleasant word amongst them.

LOL!!!!

eBay = CLUELESS................
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Have mercy...I'm on dial up...don't make me go there....what's it all about.....lol

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a potted bunch of ebay tossers patting themselves and ebay on the back .... (noone else woud do it)

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Oh OK...so I'm not missing much....

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Youthful Talking Heads spewing the old party line.

We can tell they're lying cuz their lips are moving.

Really pathetic, as per usual with the ebay wonks!

The best part of it is that Yib and I are trashing the comments section, and I dropped the F bomb, LOL!!!!
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Oh OK...so I'm not missing much....

Not much at all.

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Oh I do wish I was closer to some of you guys, with our combined talent we could do a response Video. always wanted to to make a short flick.

We have the collective talent :)

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The best part of it is that Yib and I are trashing the comments section, and I dropped the F bomb, LOL!!!!

OK, I'll take a look at that, but five sections of video??...no thanks, life is short, interest is low....

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We have the collective talent.

Rage, passion and an appetite for destruction are built-in!
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i must say viewing a set of videos like that absolutely makes my blood boil, what a  self congratulatory team and one of them is raving about how he helped "improve" the search experience and how good it is now ... what a tosser, the ebay search experience sucks, and ebay sucks with each draconian self serving new rule or policy they bring in they punch another nail into the coffin, and as per one of the comments below, now they want the small sellers back, the same ones they screwed so badly in the first place that they will never forget or forgive what was done to them, ebay in microcosm explains a lot of what is wrong with America and rampant capitalism and greed gone mad, real americans hate it as much as we do

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What about the un-real Americans?

Oh yeah...I gotta live with them. Sob...........
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lol tello, well you are real for sure take some comfort in that, at least you are true to yourself

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Yeah.

FTW.

F ebay!

(I posted an edited copy of yer kickass post from above, to the vid! LOL)
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Invite the Coinerz!

love to - just cannot see a link. Have no idea what you lot are referring to

( puzzled look )

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It's in the OP!
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The first one hurls. Ya don't need the other 4.

Look for the 'comments'.  ;D
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I looked....... :shakehead:  :rolleyes:

 

 








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I think the term is 'morbid curiosity'.


I admit it - I looked too.

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I looked too........eh?????  have to agree with the rest of you.

I used to love cruising around a little part of ebay...but over  the last 12 months they
have ruined everything...can't search without wading through 1000s of pages...well slight exaggeration there....same old gripe anyway..the backyard sellers seem to have gone and mass produced, "can you trust them" sellers have taken their place..I don't go there much anymore." Don't have time to find out how to find anything anymore"    ..if that makes sense  lol

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Makes perfect sense Westie ... and you are not alone.

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Oh OK...so I'm not missing much....

My esteemed colleague Master Tello and I concentrated our efforts only on part one as this is the first video that comes up... our comments would be wasted on the other parts as no one would bother going any further.... 

Just for you Cue...dial up sucks so here it is so far...{ I blame Poddy...}

There's no hiding from the umbilical brothers !..{ I snuck in a plug for here...LOLOL }


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Want to know what ebay doesn't want you to know ?... go to .ozroundtable. ... nothing but the truth... ebay drove these guy's off ebay forums... they figured they were a threat...you decide for yer self !.... tell the guys of your experiences...

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i must say viewing a set of videos like that absolutely makes my blood boil.

What a self? congratulatory team of losers, and one of them is raving about how he helped "improve" the search experience and how good it is now ... what a tosser.
Now they want the small sellers back, the same ones they screwed so badly in the first place that they will never forget or forgive what was done to them.
ebay in microcosm explains a lot of what is wrong with America and rampant capitalism and greed.:-(


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Bloody Playful Percys!!!!!?

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Zombies are more appealing? than these rotters!

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Meet the eBay Garden? Fertilizer Team...

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eBay is NOT your friend!

JohnnO can go felafel himself instead of the? site users!!!


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First you pizzed off all the small mum and dad sellers trying to make a buck and? only wanted the big seller's... now yer ship is sinking you want them back to help you ?.... may you shrivel up and dry and let the cockroaches step on ya and crush you into snail fodder...

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*Rimshot*

LOL!?


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This video's so lame not even the coinerz would? step in here !...

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These kids are felafeling shameless, just? like FleaBay!

felafel'em ALL!


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You realize the dudes in this video have? been lobotomized don't you ?... it's part of the employee agreement when you work for Feebay...

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Where's the God dam Neg button? ?...

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Keelhaul the lot? of them!
Buggah!


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If you? look closely you can see the wires inserted via the rectum orifice interfacing directly with the Ebay BuSht module......Buzzinga ! ~ YIBSTER !

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In my very first introduction to the concept of brainstorming, the class was instructed in the basic rule - no criticism of any idea no matter how ludicrous. The rationale being that one idea will spark another and the cascade effect in a group of people would have the most obscure trigger paths imaginable - but that somewhere in the midst of all the lunacy, a priceless gem could materialize.  (Being scribe in these sessions was most stressful.)

Once the session was over, the list of ideas was then reviewed and assessed, with the absurd ones being duly acknowledged and dismissed.

I my first experience, the class was given the task of listing ideas for seating and I remember one of the ideas thrown up was 'ropes' - but I don't recall it making the short list afterwards.


However, with the eBay 'Negativity Chair', I have this vision of the 'ropes' idea being taken up with joy - because you can't be negative about ideas - and made to 'work'.  I have no difficulty in believing the end product will be technologically innovative - but whether it services the real need of the end user is the correct question to ask.

I can see the eBay team taking the 'ropes' idea and turning into a noose, where they describe how brilliantly is was conceived and how wonderful it looks - with the presentation team making a big deal of how they explored multiple alternatives to tuck in the end, so it looked neat.  You know the old saying "Tying up loose ends"!!

The only thing is that it would be totally useless in achieving the objective - and, mores the pity, they would probably be hard pressed to understand how to use a noose properly...

... and that's a shame in itself.


PS after working some decades in application development, I can honestly say that, from my experience, any serious IT person would cringe at the idea of stepping up and spouting off as these people have. These guys have either had a gun to their head, been brainwashed or lobotomised (before or after implementation is the question).

The only time anybody would do such a thing is in an internal training session for support staff - and even then they'd be feeling vulnerable.

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I felt the team presented as uneasy, under stress, overtired, "twitchy" or falsely "bright" ( the go-getter type).  Some "dead" eyes there as well. Not at all like team members who , although tired, are stimulated, really confident, and happy to be there. The body language was interesting

The total presentation was poor and uninspiring and that was before I listened to the spiel.

Perhaps they did have a gun to their heads and they need the jobs.

The Garden requires fertilizing.
 
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Those Zombies remind me of the sorts that occupied the majority seats of the Methodist Church Sunday School Classes I was forced to endure as a child/youth.

Absolutely frightening! (It scarred my Fragile Eggshell Mind!)

And my Mum NEVER heeded my urgent pleas to release me from that wrongfully imposed Bondage....

Life doesn't suck.

PEOPLE DO!
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The body language was interesting.

"Soul Death on Wheels" is what that is!!!!!!!!!!!
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It is sad :(
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Here's "Sad":

Revisit the YT vid; all comments, save one, are GONE!

And my new posts don't stick/register/get posted.

The same bad action that goes on ebays forums.

God! I HATE THOSE MORONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Look at this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23TomS5--nQ

Click the "more info" at the top right corner.

Excerpts:

UPDATE#4: Many people are being unfairly banned from Ebay for simply expressing disagreement with the oncoming changes. Ebay stated we could share our opinions and they would listen but when we do they ban with no warning, no email...nothing. We've gotten tired of the censorship and taken our discussions to our own forum with live chat capabilities. All are welcome to join us. Link is above.

UPDATE#2: As of 2/5/08, thch123 has been banned from Ebay for making the other strike video. Looks like the Ebay powers that be don't like us much!

UPDATE: As of 2/4/08, I have now been BANNED from Ebay for simply making this video. Mr. Donahoe doesn't appear to like me too much.





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