*offers a floral frock and size 10 high heels to logbox* Here we are... Dress up as a woman, and you too can have the inexpressible joy of crumb-cleaning.
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he he he he :rofl:
Is this where I can find The Pub?
:beer:
A friend of the family (English) said when he first arrived in Australia and was invited to a party or get-together, he was asked to "bring a plate".
He didn't know that this was standard for saying, "Bring some food" - so he brought a plate.
Err could one of you women sweep up the crumbs please,we should start as we mean to go on,nothing worse than crumbs in the bed. ;D
Hello Aussieland ,this is London calling,please reset your clocks to g.m.t you have been using the wrong time after all this time and its time you got your time right.
Hi Col,
How are you today? You look well
no refinement these northeners, all servant types Im afraid.
Hi Col,
How are you today? You look well
Hello Fluffy, so-so thanks. Just have to be cheeky to take mind off.
How are your webbed feet today?
Morning all, just popping out of my sick bed for a short while (some sharing caring person gave me their 'flu).
Gr8, did you realise there is a duck on her shoe? I didn't for quite a while LOL
Look you guys, we can't have the UK slipping 'down under', so we have to keep it 'over the top' so they can find it......an official bump
Bump, what bump?
Do I have my bumps showing again???
The thread is called Fick corner, and while they're not as fick as some, they may get lost finding this thread in these here parts....just putting a candle in the window...... :angel:
It's a fick one of course.....Fin ones burn too quick.
It's a fick one of course.....Fin ones burn too quick.
Fin ones drop alot, too
It's a fick one of course.....Fin ones burn too quick.
Fin ones drop alot, too
Hey, that's a good name! Who wants to be called Sir (or Dame) Dropsalot ????
It's a fick one of course.....Fin ones burn too quick.
Fin ones drop alot, too
Hey, that's a good name! Who wants to be called Sir (or Dame) Dropsalot ????
Hey! I resemble that! :green:
Hey, that's a good name! Who wants to be called Sir (or Dame) Dropsalot ????
Awww...... If I'd known I was going to be stuck with it, I'd have thought up a better name!
Now let's see.....
Dame Laughalot? no, something more sophisticated! I'll have to think about this...
Now Col.... you're more like Sir Lotsacheek!! :rofl:
OOOO, I'm a DAME!!!
What do they get to eat???
I'm already Lady Fluffy, but how would Dame Fluffalot sound?
Could Madame be changed to Dame .Pleeeease. :pray: :praise:
Well centuries, if it were up to me, you could be Lady Sitsalot!
:greenm:
:pmsl:
The Fickness quotient here is just not fick enough. *taps fickometer menacingly*
I'm already Lady Fluffy, but how would Dame Fluffalot sound?
Are you ABSOLUTELY sure fluffy?
Do you know what "fluff a lot" means in UK ?
I'm already Lady Fluffy, but how would Dame Fluffalot sound?
Are you ABSOLUTELY sure fluffy?
Do you know what "fluff a lot" means in UK ?
NO Col, I am not sure, but I am guessing it may mean something along the line of what Ivy and Imp like to do when they are releasing themselves of the pentup frustrations of the day and in fact have a special thread devoted to it. Am I right?
Hi Yibida, you sure they are not asleep? or riding the roo's around?
;D As soon as I see your i.d I thought here we go, I of course know you could not take them all at once.
Of course you realise Fluffy...you just destroyed the evidence.....you bad duck !
Trying to relax after funeral...
HELLO you lot awake over there? just want to remind you that xmas is coming so you can start saving up for something big for me (no not a photo of the countessers backside) dont forget to pay the carrage this time you tight bu***rs , cost me a fortune last time.
Oh, Logs... oh Logs... it wasn't really a smirk. It was a ... small smile. Friendly. Just a small smile.
*smirk*
They are great animals----until they hop across the road in front of the car ;D
Does it work on big busty blondes Smee? only they keep attacking my wallet while I am asleep.
Does it work on big busty blondes Smee? only they keep attacking my wallet while I am asleep.
Roo, do you sense that Logs is suggesting you strip-search him for his wallet?
Hey Tello!....I've seen that pic a few times now...and still can't make it out. :huh:
Could you tell me what's this thing called Luv?
;D
Slap Tessa!
Sorry had to go, it WAS 5.15pm at the time, I suppose you were all in dreamland, we stay awake 24/7 over here.the budget saw to that!
Ah, Tello ........ master of the trainwreck.
Hi Aussies people,how are you all doing? sorry I have not been on lately but I'm being made to do some work.
Hi Aussies people,how are you all doing? sorry I have not been on lately but I'm being made to do some work.[...]
*goes back to chopping logs*
(http://www.smileyvault.com/albums/userpics/13911/cutting-wood-098.gif)
*places a chocolate mint into embs' hand, plus a lovely bit of dosh*
(Go on. Logbox will be happy to see things resolved, and he will love the attention.)
And going out with Tony Blairs wife..he got 6 months for that.*places a chocolate mint into embs' hand, plus a lovely bit of dosh*
(Go on. Logbox will be happy to see things resolved, and he will love the attention.)
That'll do nicely, thank you. *is easily bribed*
Shoplifting, Countess. A lady's outsize Camisole from Harrods, a pair of fluffy Bugs Bunny slippers from Selfridges, and a 1953 Coronation Mug from a stall on Petticoat Lane. Don't ask !
Hullo reprobatesNow the Bear has turned up..we only need Loopy lynn to sign in..
apart from the delightful Countessa who's only repro
I have returned
Smee scrub the decks, standards have slipped, since you lot marooned me on gaga island and stole me password
and who let Logs in ?
Thought he was still doing time for Rixating
Now the Bear has turned up..we only need Loopy lynn to sign in..
Enough I say, enough, I will not have my good name trampled on by convicts and various other deportees! this is not the 1800's now, I have rights.
*longs for the good old days when Britain was great*