Author Topic: Election Autopsy Thread (Read 33348 times)

*Ubbie Max* · « **Reply #100 on:** August 25, 2010, 05:39:05 PM »

Have you ever chucked a Three Toed Sloth at anyone Smee?

*smee* · « **Reply #101 on:** August 25, 2010, 05:40:45 PM »

I am pretty sure I have employed some in the past ...cant say Ive thrown them ... most are too heavy

I have it on good authority that you dont chuck a sloth you insert a thumb and 2 fingers and bowl them like a bowling ball .....not sure where you insert the digits though ????????

maybe thumb in mouth and a finger up each nostril ??????

*CountessA* · « **Reply #102 on:** August 25, 2010, 05:45:02 PM »

Hedgehog-throwing - the new sport.

Will it become an Olympic event?

Will hedgehog farms spring up to create the increasing demand?

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #103 on:** August 25, 2010, 06:19:43 PM »

Hmmm.... Where to find Hedgehogs?

- an endangered species
- that nobody cares about
- throwing them out of an office is enshrined within the constitution
- a knife in the back is not a criminal offence
- hedging their bets
and
- hogging the limelight

???????????????????

I'd try Parliament House for candidates