Yes, I can't claim I saw the enemy coming, but I did want to organise those horrible My eBay pages as best I could to my own preferences.
No, scratch that. *puts on mystic turban, huge dangly earrings and fake Eastern European accent* Ah, ahh, I see it, yes, in this crystal ball which was handed down by my mother's mother's mother [interjection: "Bit of a fib there. She bought it on eBay"] and which reveals the hidden mysteries of things, yes, Best Match it is coming, coming, so pre-empt the terror. Follow my instructions. Yes, go to the little blue link...