Oz Round Table
The Oz Round Table boards => The Round Table => Topic started by: *CountessA* on May 18, 2009, 01:53:04 AM
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We start at "A", go right through to "Z", and start over again. (Yes, "X" and "Z" are going to be nasty ones... but nonetheless you won't be allowed to skip those letters!)
A is for Archived Boards - who knows where they went?
For eBay's RT has now gone... Oh! Lament!
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B is for the BS we had to endure
Up to our armpit in all the manure
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C is for the Confidence we'd all been given hopes
but for the absurd policies enforced by faceless dopes
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D is for Disputes - oops, I mean "Resolution"
Since we're "basically good", there must be a solution. *
* Written and authorised by an anonymous person living somewhere in Canberra, or possibly Canada.
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E is for Ego, large as a moose
One poster had one, but he was a goose
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F is for Fraud which, when buyers destroyed
Any item so claimed, makes one think much of Freud.
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G is for Gratitude, of which we got none
To top it all off, outlawed was our fun
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H .... is for : How the Hell could they think of such a dopey idea?
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I is for Irrits,
Which is what eBay's new policies give me.
:wine:
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J is for Jugular, from where corporate funds flow,
From sellers and buyers and fees we all know.
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K is for Knowing how to use Search
Or you'll start fuming, and fall off your perch.
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L is for Lurking - the only safe way
To visit the forums you find on eBay.
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M is for Members - both here and over there
'Specially the ones here, for they really do care
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N is for Nice, New, Nifty and Neat
This fine, fresh new forum, now laid at your feet.
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O is for our Oz Round Table ... you know
It couldn't be anything else for this show!
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P is for Policies - liked, loved or hated,
You'll need to be sure that they've not been updated.
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Q is for Qwestions asked of someone,
Were any answered? Nah not a one !
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R is for Robots - those frustrating twits,
they copy and paste and they give me the ......
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S is for Shilling - a practice detested
Why, some want all shill-bidding sellers arrested!
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T is for TOS - please, not as long
As the item description: it just looks so wrong!
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U is for Using, Uploading, Updating
It all sounds so exhausting
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V is for Victory - the item is won!
From a wonderful seller who's second to none.
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W is for Want-It-Now, if you're sick of waiting
For just what you need, and the need's not abating.
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X is for xanthopsia - but heed what I say
EVERYTHING looks yellow in the new eBay.
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Y is for Y do they bother lambasting this place
A castle of ne'er do wells, it aint a bad space
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Z is for zoetic, which we'd all like to see
In seller and buyers transacting with glee.
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And now back to the beginning... Whoever is next begins once again with "A".
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A is for Anyone, who cares to draw near,
please ask all your questions, without any fear.
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B is for Barny
Who is here today
Coz eBay's a carnie
a bad place to play
:wine:
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C is for Counterfeits, fakes and frauds,
If only free reign wasn't given to the hoards.
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D is for Dreaming, of money to spare
to buy that new Porsche and drive everywhere
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WTF = not touching this one !!.... ;)
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E is for Explosive Space Modulator, Yib's weapon of choice,
Gives him great power over Earthlings and a threatening voice
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F is for fool, becoming of me, for trusting eBay, to look after thee.
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G is for Gift - at ninety nine cents
The price has so many a seller who vents.
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And welcome, Christntan!
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G is for the Goose with a 1000 names
He goes to the forums and plays silly games
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H is for Housework- it never gets done
cause of posting and reading - they're so much more fun!
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I is for Identity but,when bidding, do I see
Any bidder name which indicates 'tis me?
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J is for Junk or your 'unwanted stuff'
of which buyers on eBay just can't get enough.
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K is for Killing off sellers like me,
by letting big sellers breach all policy
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L is for using this Forum for Learning
Makes selling on Ebay much less concerning...
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M is for Mobile - don't list your landline
To ensure your safety; you need not repine.
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N is for Non paying bidders, oh no!
to bid and not pay is a definite no no!
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O is for Obey,
Whatever it is that I like to say
:wine:
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P is for Paypal, Ebay's obsession
consumer redress is at their discretion
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Q is for Queen, every forum needs one
But on ebay the princesses also ruin the fun.
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R is for Recycle - yes, let's be green
and save all those boxes (as long as they're clean).
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S is for Simon, who used to be boss
He has left now, but we don't give a toss.
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T is for Trying to get hold of sellers
With phone number wrong (and they're sometimes bad spellers).
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U is for unique,
without being a clique
:wine:
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V is for Verification which seems to be needed.
It could prove awkward if this not heeded.
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W is for Winning, a feeling beaten by none,
when you get the email, Congratulations you've won!
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X is for X-box games that you've found
But watch out for pirates and fakes that abound
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Y is for Yawn - when you've stayed up all night
To bid on an item, your yawns show your plight.
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Z is for Zealous, which you'll have to be
With Ebay's new search engine, nothing's easy
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Good on ya Cupie, I was thinking about the Z and what one could possibly say and you came up with it.. ;D
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I had think about that one for a minute or two..thanks fluffee, but it fitted like a glove....lol....so what now? back to A?
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A is for Astounding
That Ebay has survived
With hidden bidders and unfair feedback
Can it be revived?
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B is for Bwoosie, dare I say it?
Not very bright, in fact a bit of a twit
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C is for Cash, it only makes sense,
when Pick up is available, to use dollars and cents.
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D is for disruption, innovative they say
but it scared the best buyers and sellers away
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E is for Ecstasy, the snipe and the thrill
of winning on eBay! Is that possible still?
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F is for the fun there used to be
Until the demise of the great RT
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G is for Gallery, a nice little plus,
it's costly but useful so why make a fuss?
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H is for Honey - not vinegar, please!
To attract all those keen, busy, fee-paying bees.
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I is for Ignore from this company,
just put up and shut up and hand over the fee.
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J is for Jumping to refresh a thread.
It is really enough to do in my poor head
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K is for Kleenex, a much-needed tissue
When one contacts Live Help for resolving an issue.
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I is for Irrits,
Which is what eBay's new policies give me.
:wine:
I'd have gone for Irriots myself.
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L is for lament
For the bygone days of a once great site, now forlorn and so full of spite.
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M is for that Magical Mystery tour
when bidding and buying created such allure.
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N is for Nuts, which is how one might feel
After searching for antiques that at least MIGHT be real.
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O is for Outbid by a last second bid
and now,to the winner, I tips me lid.
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T is for t osser
A site which attracts, the very best of "acts"
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P is for People whose charm is well-known
And though they skip letters, ah well... throw no stone...
O
P
Q
R
S
>>>T
*wicked grin*
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Q is for Questions, of which we have many, we mourn the old ebay RT - it no longer has any
(but we do have the new OZRT!)
>>>>R
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P is for People whose charm is well-known
And though they skip letters, ah well... throw no stone...
O
P
Q
R
S
>>>T
*wicked grin*
:'( Ok, well, I am only a jester.........not a Merlin (speller) :angel:
Can you move my post so I don't look so stoopid? LOL
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R is for Right when the letters of the alphabet
Do not have their sequence all upset ;D
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S is for Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
A word that means something, quite what is not in my wishes!
:neener:
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C is for COL clumsy and careless, but handsome they say even though hairless...
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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:tazdev: :slap: :snipe:
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Hey, come on GR8,
Col is my target..
:robin:
:wine:
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lol brickie, nah its open season on the yung fella hehe
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if hes as good a shot as dick cheney i have nothing to wurry about....
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Hey, come on GR8,
Col is my target..
:robin:
:wine:
The replacement fake brick cannot float!
:titanic:
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3652/3292211082_6d23811c29.jpg?v=0)
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if hes as good a shot as dick cheney i have nothing to wurry about....
I always hit my target :devil:
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uh oh... :o
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T is for Target and some fun
Now I am ready to run ;D
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We interrupt this broadcast to tell you about the letter T.
Yes, T.
T is the letter, and our own friendly Cupid
Has earlier rhymed it (and no, he's not stupid!).
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T is for Target and some fun
Now I am ready to run ;D
:tazdev: T is for Took!!!!
Scroll back a bit and have a look.
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spelled rong colly, its stipid matey... ;D
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T is for blokes that think they are girls, covered in makeup jewelry and pearls... ;D
ok so t is now done, no longer can be target col.... hehe
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Uis for Up and like a merry-go-round
I wandered about 'til the next letter I found
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V is for Vicki, no idea who she is, but lets put her name out there and have a quick squizz
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T is for blokes that think they are girls, covered in makeup jewelry and pearls... ;D
ok so t is now done, no longer can be target col.... hehe
The remains of gr8, a former book.........................
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_n1vse2On3U8/SbqhJLYZH9I/AAAAAAAAAIU/FTSDAmRpOpQ/s400/Shred1glitter.jpg)
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V is for Volley, col fires them a lot, but do they hit targets? no they do not
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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W is for Woe
A result in my enemies don't you know
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lol col ;D actually it would be heaven for me to end up that way, love the image
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Oooooh!!! col is Braaaave
:roflmao:
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Oooooh!!! col is Braaaave
:roflmao:
:t2:
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X if for Xylaphone (sic) I play it all day, and pound peoples heads that get in the way
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Y is for Yardarm
Available to suit, anyone who likes to boot.
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Z is for Zebra - covered in stripes like innocent people :angel: :angel: :angel: :angel: :angel: attacked by the snipes
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Z is for Zapped and all that,
If we are good we may get a pat :angel:
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How about we try for the A-Z in a POSITIVE theme...?
A is for Action - to make your own moves,
Don't grizzle, just do it, as being HERE proves!
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B is for Brumby who has great ideas, we can't make our way forward if we always have fears! ;D
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C is for lol CAT amusement for me,
I haz the lol cat Armee u C
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D's for Description, make them good, make them true, then nothing nasty will come back on you
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C is for lol CAT amusement for me,
I haz the lol cat Armee u C
I wanted the C :'(
CAT :snipe:
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E is for Evolution
It's just something we do
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F is for Funny
Especially when barny's brick tries to do a runny
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C is for Col, he's at it again, will somebody please put him back in his pen?
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
off topic - topic is this way col..... col????
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G is for Gain - someone sells, someone buys
And each should be happy with no bad surprise.
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H is for Happy, that's what RT are,
so sign up and join us our friendships go far.
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C is for Col, he's at it again, will somebody please put him back in his pen?
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
off topic - topic is this way col..... col????
Ahem, gr8.....................put you're granny glasses back on..........................this is what I said:
I wanted the C
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I is for I when col says that word
It appears he's very positive...to me.
:roflmao:
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K is for keelhaul,
It's something we must do,
Especially when you know who,
posts diabolical poo.
I know it's out of order but, the cat made me do it!
(http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002039F.gif)
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L is for lame, trying to blame the poor cat
We know who's reloading, we're smarter than that.
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I is for I when col says that word
It appears he's very positive...to me.
:roflmao:
:banana:
I positively think I think I'm positive!
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M is for Mother
My best friend long gone but remembered forever
:'(
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N is for Now to keep to rhyme
Is my need to attempt all of the time.
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O is for Often i think of you folks and laugh at your ditties, stories and jokes...
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P is for Pneumtramonoulicroscopicsilicovolcano
A long word indeed.
Should you ever use use it, it would be out of a great need.
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Q is for Queries, and Questions also
Like when I read that post above...???volcano!
:wcat:
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R is for RT a great family,
it definately is completely Blah Free !
:filenails: :snipe:
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S is for Safe - we do have some blah
But we hope that it's only with smileys so far!
:blah: :blah: :blah:
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T is for trivial
Such as that seller of special t shirts, the one's that are so a**l
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R is for Right always, that is me.
Most perfect I am, as you see. :filenails:
U is for Upstanding, a nice word
Better than most for this frazzled bird
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V is voluptuous
A good form to be, should you ever get to meet me :P
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W is for William. A common name for a males personal
Should you meet one in your life's story, it's a good form of intoductory
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X is for Xavier,
A pink who wasn't bad
left us he did
when twins he had
:wine:
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J is for Jumped right over this letter,
I thought you would know your alphabet better!
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Y is for You and for me and for us -
Who just want good fun and a life without fuss!
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Z is for Zyjtopeedtituder, a word I invented
That happened long ago and I have not repented
:neener: :rofl:
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( Be watching you in a scrabble game!! )
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X is for Xenodochial a word meaning hospitable
Which certainly suits OZ Round Table
Aaaaagh!!! I lost track :roflmao: :chair:
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A is for
accumulate,
place your bid, do not wait..
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B Is for bid,
I did I did..
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C is for collectible'
catalysmic and Col...
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D is for Day,
24 - 7 on Ebay..
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E is for eeks..
look out for the geeks..
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F is for fun
flippin fantastic if you won..
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G is for great
you set the date..
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H is for help,
hit, hot,handy,hideous,horrible
some of the things that you may find on ebay..
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I is for independent thinkers,
of which you will find None on ebay..
pop by here and you will find them each day..
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J is for the jerks who like lurk..
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K is for kind,
the one off you may find.
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L is for LOOKOUT
Tokyo is up early on a Sunday taking over a thread.......LOL.. :hijack:
and doing a supremely bad job....heeheheheheh :titanic:
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shoot that last line should say-
and he should be bloody tucked up in bed
LOSER LOSER LOSER...
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M is for Mickey...a great mouse too...
But he'll never be as well known as the great MIGHTYROO!!!! :super:
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N is for Noun - for you'll have to admit
That on eBay it's payment for nouns you'll remit.
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O is for OH! ...bother and drat,
Can't think what I wanted to say for that.
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P is for Post
We use it the most
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Q is for Quirky, strange and bizarre,
A most curious lot, it seems, that we are!
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R is for Reason
I'm about to lose mine,
another NPB
and I'll be over the line!
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S is for sad
Just the way I am feeling :'(
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T is for Tabby, who cannot spell
the cat haz no ownuh
only paid purzonel
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U is for Umpteen and update and You,
The latter is text speak which I think is poo!
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V is for Verified (with paypal no less)
But as Aussies we can't, with our odd address!
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W is for Wicked and Witch of the West,
It's back did you know and ignoring is best.
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X is for Xylophone which, if played loudly,
Drowns out any witchy quite superbly.
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Z is for Zealous, thats how we should be,
to make sure Round Table's as fun as can be!
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Y is for Y have you left me out?
I think zealous was being a bit over!
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Very good Col!!! Very good. ha ha :rofl:
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A's for Astute, as Col can be seen
to fix our mistake, without being mean!
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oopppppssss.... I had a momentary relapse? I blame my medication!?
Ok, Ok...I forgot my alphabet! :blush:
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But I do HATE being on prednisone. Totally.
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A's for Astute, as Col can be seen
to fix our mistake, without being mean!
:yess:
B is for brumby, a horsey type bloke
He's a naybourly type, and that's no joke
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But I do HATE being on prednisone. Totally.
Prednisone ???????????? Made me :sick: that did
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Nah Col, no :sick: it just gives me the shakes, and I can't think straight, or sleep...average 2 to 3 hours a night if I am lucky.
Got another 4 days to go....
Hate it. :(
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C is for Community, a good place to be.
So, cheers to col and bellagina from me :rose:
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S is for Surveillance..
(http://i579.photobucket.com/albums/ss232/edgabrit/watching.gif)
Surveillance mode enabled { no I'm not picking my nose.}
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obviously the alphabet is in a different order on your planet Yib !
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D is for Dictionary, a handy book of text,
If your ABCs are muddled and you don't know what's next.
:potstir:
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:roflmao:
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Nah Col, no :sick: it just gives me the shakes, and I can't think straight, or sleep...average 2 to 3 hours a night if I am lucky.
Got another 4 days to go....
Hate it. :(
It's rotten stuff, bell. You have my sympathy.
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E is for Evolution
Some planets are in front, some are behind
The dictionary on many is different, something to keep in mind
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F is for Fantasy, the world where some live
For realities of life, a fig they don't give...
(yeah, I know it's groan worthy, but hey, I'm working under extenuating circumstances!)
(and thanks Col - it's nice that someone understands )
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G is for Great
Something a well known FIGJAM ebay seller ain't
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H is for Heavens to Betsy! Silly me!
Put a comma where a full stop should be :blush: :crazy: :pmsl:
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I is for Insane
The way ebay's headed coz they ain't got no brain
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J is for Joy, the feeling or name,
to never have felt it is such a darn shame.
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K is for Keelhaul - (have we done this before?)
But if I know our Ubbrd, he'll chant: More! More! More!
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L is for Leeway - with Ebay there's none
'Cause Ebay is determined to distroy all our fun
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M is for Money, left and right it is going,
but as long as we keep up we won't be left owing.
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N is for Negative a sad word
Positive so much better to record
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O is for Overboard
If ebay were on a ship, that's where they'd go
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P is for PayPal, contentious for some,
but take a step back and just have some fun.
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Q is for Quintuplets
The amount of kittens you have when your monthly ebay bill drops at your anklets
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R is for Run
Something you do when a bullet t shirt seller tries to hit you with an egun
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S is for Search and hope to find the one
Now that is more difficult and not half the fun
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T is for Transcutaneous
Through unbroken skin the vitriolation will not pass, very ingenious
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U is for Uplifting, Thats how life can be
When these nice R.T.ers help he, she and me!
:yess: :t2: :party: :wine: :applause:
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V is for Very happy to see
Posters on forums agree to disagree
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W is for Who, Which, What, Why, hoW and Where
Thoughts and experience that all here will share.
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X is for Xebec and Xenodochial
Both of which seem to apply to hear, better to be jovial
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Y is for yellow
Which is the color of me
Can't you tell ow?
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Can't you tell ow?
ow................ow...................OW???
That was a desperate attempt
From the afluent
To be rhythmic
You really are taking the mick!
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Z is for Zero for the "Ow" from fluffy.
Perhaps next time a choice more... lucky... Duckee?
:pmsl:
:hide:
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A is for not Acceptable and also Ashamed
I know it was wrong and I'm justly blamed.
No, really!!! :rofl:
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B is for Beautiful and all that is fluffy.
We are lucky indeed to have such a Duckee...truly ;D
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B is for Bw*e the Goose.
No one is safe when he gets loose!
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:pmsl:
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C is for Constantly sitting on hands,
If I let loose one day I'll be in for some bans!
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D is for Decision, so difficult to make.
It could mean an eBali holiday I take.
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E is for Effort in biting one's tongue
but if we don't do it, the idjits have won!
;D
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F is for Forego, turn and run
I don't fare well in hot sun. :(
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G is for Gore blimey!
Two words this time for a nice little rhymey
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Oi Col.
Isn't this the pot calling the little fluffy yellow kettle black?? Hmmm??
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Mine is better than "OW" !
:neener:
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Ow yourself.
:slap: :quack:
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H is for How which now
Is simply known as "Ow"
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:roflmao:
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:saint:
:hide:
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Ow yourself.
:slap: :quack:
:exorcism:
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I is for Iball or should that be eye?
from what I've seen lately the bar's not that high :P
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J is for Juggling, too many balls in the air
With work, buying and selling there's no time to spare
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I is for Iball or should that be eye?
from what I've seen lately the bar's not that high :P
LOL!
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K is for Killer fees
Can we see some reduction please
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L is for Lookers, who just sit and sits
No-one is bidding, and it gives me the sh.....
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M is for More bidders sellers say.
Better bid and make their day.
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L is for Lookers, who just sit and sits
No-one is bidding, and it gives me the sh.....
Sorry, "shivers" doesn't rhyme with "sits"
:banana:
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N is for :neener:
A charming resolution for an NPB'er
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L is for Lookers, who just sit and sits
No-one is bidding, and it gives me the sh.....
Sorry, "shivers" doesn't rhyme with "sits"
:banana:
:roflmao:
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Strange...I must have a different word in my mind. Perfect rhyming :devil: :pmsl:
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Strange...I must have a different word in my mind. Perfect rhyming :devil: :pmsl:
shamanist........shebat.........shift.........shipwright.............shirt..........shoplift ???
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O is for Oranges...
that .....
er...
I'll get back to you on that.......
;D
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P is for People who spend time online,
and backspace when thinking of something to rhyme
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O is for Oranges...
that .....
er...
I'll get back to you on that.......
;D
Can I finish for you Lisa?????
that..........can be made into excellent anti troll lozenges
(http://slices-of-life.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/juicy-orange.jpg)
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O is for Oranges...
that .....
er...
I'll get back to you on that.......
;D
Can I finish for you Lisa?????
that..........can be made into excellent anti troll lozenges
(http://slices-of-life.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/juicy-orange.jpg)
Well done col!!
very good! :applause: :t2:
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*Takes a bow* (along with anything else I can grab) :pmsl:
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using a second P here lol
P is for Purple
Stares at Col....... ;D
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Q is for Quick
For bidding wars,
This is the trick.
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Q is for Question this letter
so bothersome! Alas, X is no better.
Modified ;D
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using a second P here lol
P is for Purple
Stares at Col....... ;D
:(
Was that a quick "P" Lisa?
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R is for Run and hide :chair:
When some distasteful troll hurts thy pride
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Oh thou art so clever Col!!! ;D
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:professor: :crazy:
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And you can make scary faces too....
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S is for Search and seek
Hopefully, in less than a week. :(
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T is for Time of which there's not enough,
at the moment I'm struggling with all of my stuff!
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(http://cdn.davesdaily.com/pictures/787-scary-face.jpg)
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U is for Ubend
The one that ebay often has a lend
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(http://cdn.davesdaily.com/pictures/787-scary-face.jpg)
Hmmmmm.... nasteeee medicine?? sucking lemons?? Ahhhh I know! Ebay fees!!
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:rofl: :quack:
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V is for Vertigo
it's making me dizzy
staying upright
is sure keeping me bizzy ;D
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Not a spam post here.
This instead:
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Skulls/skulls-26.jpg)
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G'day Tellemon. You post some pretty good pictures. I particularly like your last one #247. Great stuff.
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W is for Waiting, they say one second
to load but the seconds often reach ten.
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great stuff. I'm on a spam tear & you like it? Wow!
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Skulls/skulls-5.jpg)
Party spam post!!!
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I like that one even better, keep them coming.
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I like that one even better, keep them coming.
5 bucks. American.
No more freebies here. I'm making bank on my crap from now on, or NO more clown show.
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Skulls/skulls-9.jpg)
THIS MEANS YOU!
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That's an amazing image, Tello - skulls on the desert... seems so lonely and decayed and dry....
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........ - skulls on the desert... seems so lonely and decayed and dry....
Now what did that remind me of...?
Oh, yes. A place I was before I was at the place I am at now.
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W is for Whiparound, when we purchase a gift
For an eBay friend who may require a lift.