Author Topic: Getting away with "Justified" mass murder! Any suggestions? (Read 19842 times)

tellomon · « **on:** July 05, 2009, 08:06:21 PM »

You know who has it coming.

I know too.

Not dropping names, but how do you put a human face on several totally non-human, self-serving, sociopathic, con-artististic POS enties?

I know better. In this Age: Riteousness is not PC. Explain that to an Anarchist. Or to me (I know better but this is only a chat board, not a Ted Bundy forum...)

C):-{= <" code word is: selective non-mercy situation...& pest control.... "<<

What Would Blue Eyed James Do?
(That's an eBay [] insiders gag... go look him up. I have his EM addy just for grins...)

Disclaimer: Any Trouble in Nevada has nothing to do with the trouble in OZ. Not yet anyway. --->smiley?<---

So who's the highest bidder there in Oz about who gets to let me live with them first? Remember those posts in here somewhere?
Sofa-beds? Doing some chores? Drag Racing in the streets? Squids on the Barbie?Remember?
(Selective amnesia is not Exclusively an American abberation.) ("Oh poo!!" is the response I expected...)

I want a written Contract on this, ya know?

Cuz when I run out of money while I'm there, I'll be dying on that bloody sofa/sofa-bed!!!! And I expect the InnKeepers to know how grim that'll be....so, let the Aussies Beware, I suppose....

Cheers, I think....

Junk Thread or not?
Ponderous? entertaining? spamthread? cry for help or mention only just for kix?
(Cheezy exploitation PERIOD is a multi-Million Dollar swindle...! word)
"Maybe", the answer in a pinch, counts.
Spin OZ! Spin!
Take me with you. I'll bring my own restraints. Gorilla Velcro is special! It doesn't cause a rash like traditional binding materials.

(No floods; a fine 4th in T-Town was done without much incident! Parade pix forthcoming...(?) )

I still wanna..............................................................

..................PARTY!

(Providing that I get the kill shot!)

LO-bloody-L!

*CountessA* · « **Reply #1 on:** July 05, 2009, 08:17:26 PM »

I ran this post through Telloogle Translate, and it STILL doesn't make sense! I'll keep trying. (Or Tello, you could give me a hint...)

*smee* · « **Reply #2 on:** July 05, 2009, 08:20:41 PM »

Hi Tello , any preference to what state of our great country you would like to bless with your presence ????

tellomon · « **Reply #3 on:** July 05, 2009, 08:25:07 PM »

I don't wanna go to Oz without a guarantee, and I don't wanna be here either..and I own the joint so go figure.

Being Human is not ALL THERE IS.

Searching? Ha!

I'm stuck in traffick on the OFF RAMP of life.

Beep-Beep!

*Yibida* · « **Reply #4 on:** July 05, 2009, 08:26:10 PM »

Tello...tidy ya office dude... always be mindful of backgrounds in pictures...

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tellomon · « **Reply #5 on:** July 05, 2009, 08:28:53 PM »

I so really wanna take a POLL.

Am I NOT the King of Spam Threads in here lately?

This could renew my will to live!

tellomon · « **Reply #6 on:** July 05, 2009, 08:37:13 PM »

I beat ya'll to it.

Now: bring on the competition! Internet Drag Racing has never gotten better..on this Board!

OW!

tellomon · « **Reply #7 on:** July 05, 2009, 08:42:14 PM »

(Or Tello, you could give me a hint...)

I did.
Slow on the uptake, huh?
I was on yer thread.
Funny-or not- how that works.....

Roo · « **Reply #8 on:** July 05, 2009, 08:51:00 PM »

Tello...you are in luck!

I vaccuumed under the sofa cushions today...and found a total of 35c!

It's all yours!

You can travel light too....I'll let you borrow my restraints.....

*smee* · « **Reply #9 on:** July 05, 2009, 08:54:04 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #10 on:** July 05, 2009, 09:07:24 PM »

Quote from: Roo on July 05, 2009, 08:51:00 PM

Tello...you are in luck!

I vaccuumed under the sofa cushions today...and found a total of 35c!

It's all yours!

You can travel light too....I'll let you borrow my restraints.....

This board continues to kick my websit3 boardz' board!

How uncool is that?

Roo · « **Reply #11 on:** July 05, 2009, 09:31:13 PM »

Ya mean that no one vacs under their cushions out your way?

tellomon · « **Reply #12 on:** July 05, 2009, 09:33:18 PM »

Quote from: Yibida---<;)))< on July 05, 2009, 08:26:10 PM

Tello...tidy ya office dude... always be mindful of backgrounds in pictures...

For sure. That's an old pic; office is better now.

Don't you think that "Beep-Beep" thang is a laff riot?

I do.

No Parlour Tricks, Disguises, Smoke & Mirrors, Sleight of Hand, Dog and Pony Show, High Wire Acrobatics or Thermal Nuclear Warfare here, folks!!!

Image may not be an actual representation of the posted material. Boycott eBay.com

tellomon · « **Reply #13 on:** July 05, 2009, 10:04:48 PM »

C):-{= <" dude...this shite is felafeling funny! I don't care what you don't think. something gives out everytime..infrasocially speaking. "<<

anomally

*Yibida* · « **Reply #14 on:** July 05, 2009, 10:10:01 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #15 on:** July 05, 2009, 10:25:30 PM »

Quote from: Yibida---<;)))< on July 05, 2009, 10:10:01 PM

2790.

*Yibida* · « **Reply #16 on:** July 05, 2009, 11:08:49 PM »

cueperkins · « **Reply #17 on:** July 06, 2009, 10:21:22 AM »

The language is the same, but the meaning is like scrambled egg? Is Nevada existing on a parallel universe that only they can understand?

You could read a lot into this OP.....but I can go with Pest Control....nothing like having too many bloody cockroaches...the damn things can survive a nuclear holocaust....

Step on em I say.....dead flat.

As for lodgings down under....well.....it depends on how far down under you want to go.....This time of year, if you can't handle the cold, Go North Young Man....Go North......but watch out for the crocs, man of wars and deadly snakes.......If you love the cold, then head for Tasmania, but don't go swimming...Great Whites down that way......Now let's see....Dry, Arid and bloody windy? WA's the place...the wind comes off the sea so strong, there's a whole town called Geraldton where the trees point East.....That's East Coast which of course is the best place in Australia....(even the trees in WA know that)...hehehe...watch the sand gropers come out in force denying that.

But I'll give em this much....You've never seen a sunset until you've seen one in the Great North West of WA......absolutely stunning and it lasts till 10pm....like fire in the sky.....That's the part of Australia they intend to destroy next.....the Kimberlies...wave that goodbye....They intend to mine it...bloody parasites....anyone been to the Kimberlies? Well if not, you better go soon, before it turns into a quarry...

SA...well what can you say about SA.....best leave that to someone else !! You'd probably love Darwin.....it's a permanent party, but once again, Crocs, seasnakes, deadly land snakes and sharks...fun yeah? Just stay in the pub and you should be safe.

NSW...well, it's getting dead boring lately.....They've legislated against fun, festivals, jobs, rock bands, biker groups and punters having any land value left on their RE investments....but the scenery's good, and the beaches are magnificent.... no crocs, no seasnakes....no man-o-war's, and less deadly snakes, but sharks?...we got plenty of them......oh...did I mention the funnel web spiders? You're fine, just check under your quilt and definitely don't reach behind the dunny in the dark.

One pest you'll find all over Australia are blowies....so don't forget the Aeroguard !! Especially in Canberra...you don't wanna go there.....only Pollies live there...and lots of blowies....lol

imperfect · « **Reply #18 on:** July 06, 2009, 02:30:53 PM »

You should write for Australia.com…..could be a winner?

Take a look at this Tello..it'll sort you out. http://www.australia.com/index.aspx

tellomon · « **Reply #19 on:** July 06, 2009, 04:22:00 PM »

Can I get the Ministry of Cultural Arts to post my boat ticket and cargo fare to show-up in Oz and then I can become the Greatest Side-Show attraction in Oz?

Send me a Liasion Agent, then we'll talk serious jello!!!!

Montello won't miss me so long as I don't die here first. I'd hate to take up valueable Cematary Space....

tellomon · « **Reply #20 on:** July 06, 2009, 04:58:17 PM »

Over 100 Lurks on this junk thread, and nobody is reporting spilt milk?

Outstanding?

I know eBay couldda NEVER absorbed this thinking!!!

And the Men in Black are nowhere to be found.

Chumps!

*Yibida* · « **Reply #21 on:** July 06, 2009, 07:43:59 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #22 on:** July 08, 2009, 07:14:07 PM »

Hey.
What can we say about a board that fails to respond to itself in a timely manner?

A "Slow Board Day"?

I suggest a "Slow Board Week!"

What can a Poster do--quit their dayJob?.....

*CountessA* · « **Reply #23 on:** July 08, 2009, 09:19:09 PM »

Perhaps include a map to where the milk has been spilled. This will assist in timely mopping-up.

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #24 on:** July 08, 2009, 11:12:13 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on July 06, 2009, 04:22:00 PM

Can I get the Ministry of Cultural Arts to post my boat ticket and cargo fare to show-up in Oz and then I can become the Greatest Side-Show attraction in Oz?

Send me a Liasion Agent, then we'll talk serious jello!!!!

Montello won't miss me so long as I don't die here first. I'd hate to take up valueable Cematary Space....

Just to give you an idea of the competition you'll be up against and in consideration of your request, you should check this out...

Sir Les Patterson
Minister for the "Yarts"
(self appointed)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sir_Les_Patterson

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #25 on:** July 08, 2009, 11:14:06 PM »

..whom I'm sure is related to our very own Dame Edna Everidge, of Moonee Ponds fame.

*CountessA* · « **Reply #26 on:** July 08, 2009, 11:15:40 PM »

They are apparently not related at all. Sir Patterson said so.

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #27 on:** July 08, 2009, 11:19:12 PM »

Yes. I know Sir Les denies it - but I can't help but see a resemblance...

I think it's the eyes.

*smee* · « **Reply #28 on:** July 09, 2009, 12:14:58 AM »

I think it's the eyes.

cant say I noticed his eyes in that picture Brumby !

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #29 on:** July 09, 2009, 12:50:15 AM »

Dare I ask what did you notice in that picture, then?

HellWest'nCrooked · « **Reply #30 on:** July 09, 2009, 09:00:43 AM »

UHMMMMMMMMMM I know I know

Sir Les' tie....yep..that's it.

*Yibida* · « **Reply #31 on:** July 10, 2009, 12:09:36 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #32 on:** July 10, 2009, 07:21:56 PM »

Junk thread goes wrong. How cool is that?

No heat about the OP intent.

Sweet!

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #33 on:** July 10, 2009, 08:02:46 PM »

Quote from: Hell WestnCrooked on July 09, 2009, 09:00:43 AM

UHMMMMMMMMMM I know I know

Sir Les' tie....yep..that's it.

Well I thought it was a rather nice tie as well Westie.

Quote from: smee on July 09, 2009, 12:14:58 AM

I think it's the eyes.

cant say I noticed his eyes in that picture Brumby !

Oh you must have noticed the colourful tie too Smee like Wesie did.

tellomon · « **Reply #34 on:** July 10, 2009, 08:29:44 PM »

Quote from: Fluffy*Duckee on July 10, 2009, 08:02:46 PM

Quote from: Hell WestnCrooked on July 09, 2009, 09:00:43 AM
UHMMMMMMMMMM I know I know

Sir Les' tie....yep..that's it.

Well I thought it was a rather nice tie as well Westie.

Quote from: smee on July 09, 2009, 12:14:58 AM
I think it's the eyes.

cant say I noticed his eyes in that picture Brumby !

Oh you must have noticed the colourful tie too Smee like Wesie did.

C):-{=<" total diss! see what we are saying here? "<<

*CountessA* · « **Reply #35 on:** July 10, 2009, 11:05:19 PM »

The Ties have it, that's what I see.

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #36 on:** July 10, 2009, 11:42:59 PM »

I'll say this much for Tello - his posts are anything but pedestrian!

cueperkins · « **Reply #37 on:** July 11, 2009, 03:42:49 PM »

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Author Topic: Getting away with "Justified" mass murder! Any suggestions? (Read 19842 times)

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