Author Topic: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas (Read 56644 times)

*Ubbie Max* · « **Reply #50 on:** November 29, 2009, 10:54:58 PM »

G'day R numbers. They drink Pepsi Max.

*smee* · « **Reply #51 on:** November 29, 2009, 10:56:57 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcBV55lV-9I

another one to on with

*Yibida* · « **Reply #52 on:** November 29, 2009, 10:57:40 PM »

Oh congrates Ubbs for taking out the archer prize again !...well done mate !

*Ubbie Max* · « **Reply #53 on:** November 29, 2009, 10:59:25 PM »

Thanks Yib.

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #54 on:** November 29, 2009, 11:15:53 PM »

yeah well done ubie, excellent!

*wheels* · « **Reply #55 on:** November 29, 2009, 11:20:13 PM »

Ubb, do the other archers know that you have a special weapon?

*Ubbie Max* · « **Reply #56 on:** November 29, 2009, 11:25:04 PM »

Thanks Gr8. It's important to note though that there are always better archers around. It's just that they don't always compete &, as the saying goes, how can ya win if ya haven't got a ticket.

Archery tournaments can be likened to a swimming meet. There are different events, 100m freestyle, 100m backstroke, 100m butterfly etc. Archery tournaments are a bit like that. I compete in Mens Masters Compound, others compete in Mens (& Womens) recurve and longbow etc. there is never an overall tournament champion just the division winners who get gold medals, second & third get silver & bronze medals.

*Ubbie Max* · « **Reply #57 on:** November 29, 2009, 11:27:29 PM »

Yep Wheels, I'm famous for my Pepsi Max intake. I always have an esky filled with the delectable liquid just behind me on the shooting line.
As a matter of fact I'm guzzling on a can of Max as I type right now.

*r3830* · « **Reply #58 on:** November 29, 2009, 11:33:47 PM »

G'day Yib, Ubbie, smee, gr8 and Tello..... everyone here! GREAT to see you all!

Crikey! Appears you have all been busy. I've been reading for about the last hour and a half. CONGRATS on your efforts Ubbie - Just finished my fourth Max in your honour. Thanks for that by the way... was blardy thirsty! How do you do backstroke while firing arrows??? Goodness - the things ya learn here!

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #59 on:** November 29, 2009, 11:35:26 PM »

lol well no one would ever have imagined you had a can of pepsi in hand ubie, sounds like a really good sport and a good time time our in the fresh air i imagine.

today i tried to take my son to the beach but instead he wanted to go to the movies and we saw that movie with ricky gerbais (sic) was really great and so different its about a world where noone can lie and then accidentally he discovers he can to very interesting effect, it wasnt one of those roll in the aisles splitting sides with laughter type movies, because it was such a different concept we the audience took a while to grasp the depth of the humour, he wrote it apparently and a very original idea

*smee* · « **Reply #60 on:** November 29, 2009, 11:35:45 PM »

How do you do backstroke while firing arrows???

very quickly .... so you are out of the way when the arrows come down !

*wheels* · « **Reply #61 on:** November 29, 2009, 11:36:30 PM »

R2, backstroking and archery combined - may be a dangerous spectator sport!

And I saw this in the news ..

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gr8-expectations · « **Reply #62 on:** November 29, 2009, 11:37:34 PM »

gervais sorry, heres his blog

http://www.rickygervais.com/thissideofthetruth.php

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #63 on:** November 29, 2009, 11:40:11 PM »

and heres the movie trailer...

http://www.thehdroom.com/news/Ricky_Gervais_in_The_Invention_of_Lying_Trailer/5095

*Ubbie Max* · « **Reply #64 on:** November 29, 2009, 11:40:46 PM »

Shooting them's easy ya gotta worry about where you will be in the pool when they do a uwie & come down.

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #65 on:** November 29, 2009, 11:41:06 PM »

lol wheels well WE know why pepsi max sales are soaring dont we?

*r3830* · « **Reply #66 on:** November 29, 2009, 11:45:17 PM »

Just a thought...... but can you use a bow on 'auto' in the 100 mtr butterfly event..... or is it restricted to single shot? You'd reckon that you'd be bussier than a one legged bloke in a bum kicking competition in the butterfly event!

*Yibida* · « **Reply #67 on:** November 29, 2009, 11:47:53 PM »

Quote from: r3830 on November 29, 2009, 11:45:17 PM

Just a thought...... but can you use a bow on 'auto' in the 100 mtr butterfly event..... or is it restricted to single shot? You'd reckon that you'd be bussier than a one legged bloke in a bum kicking competition in the butterfly event!

LOLOLOL@ r38.......

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #68 on:** November 29, 2009, 11:48:26 PM »

lol un pc joke rnumeric, those one leggers will be hopping mad.....

*r3830* · « **Reply #69 on:** November 29, 2009, 11:55:21 PM »

those one leggers will be hopping mad.....

Ahhh - now that's what you call pre-event motivation. Did you mention PC gr8? Sorry - hadn't been invented yet in my generation..... and I know a lot of one legged blokes.... or was that one eyed??? duzzenmader!!!

*smee* · « **Reply #70 on:** November 29, 2009, 11:56:00 PM »

yes but they cant sue him ... they havent got a leg to stand on !

*CountessA* · « **Reply #71 on:** November 29, 2009, 11:58:08 PM »

We need a few more wreaths...

*r3830* · « **Reply #72 on:** November 30, 2009, 12:00:58 AM »

smee... I'd reckon you'd be right. It would be a halfarsed suit wouldn't it.

Wreaths..... did someone say wreaths??? Do you mean for after Ubbie's archo-butterfly event? Forward planning I suppose?

*CountessA* · « **Reply #73 on:** November 30, 2009, 12:05:09 AM »

*laugh* No, I wasn't thinking in terms of Ubbie's arrows turning some spectators into corpses... Just some nice holly-and-ivy-and-scarlet-berry Christmas wreathes while we all sing wassail songs.

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #74 on:** November 30, 2009, 12:07:30 AM »

Quote from: smee on November 29, 2009, 11:56:00 PM

yes but they cant sue him ... they havent got a leg to stand on !

classic smee! killing myself laughing lol

*wheels* · « **Reply #75 on:** November 30, 2009, 12:09:56 AM »

I'll hang some more decorations

tellomon · « **Reply #76 on:** November 30, 2009, 12:14:45 AM »

*wheels* · « **Reply #77 on:** November 30, 2009, 12:15:32 AM »

*r3830* · « **Reply #78 on:** November 30, 2009, 12:17:15 AM »

Thankyou for the clarification countess..... always GREAT to see you. The fact is - my imagination was soooo engrossed with a visualisation of Ubbie trying to hold a pepsi max in one hand.... a bow in the other..... wondering whether or not you could buy a semi-automatic bow.... how big the magazine would be for the event.... whether or not you could have varying capacity magazines.... if these things were in the rules or not ------- while splashing around like blazes in a swimming event. Forgot briefly about the Christmas message. Apologies!

.....How about a high platform diving event? Imagine that.... two summersaults, a half twist in the Pike position.... and a release (or six if you can have an auto) Tell me Pepsi wouldn't be a proud sponsor!

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #79 on:** November 30, 2009, 12:18:02 AM »

yes lol good decorations cover a multitude of (un pc) sins.... thanks wheelsie, ps did u wash my chrissie undies 2day i cant see em on the line there...

*smee* · « **Reply #80 on:** November 30, 2009, 12:20:39 AM »

are chrissie undies like hungry jacks (burger king, Tello ) pants ?

tellomon · « **Reply #81 on:** November 30, 2009, 12:34:34 AM »

That does not compute.

DuffyDuck · « **Reply #82 on:** November 30, 2009, 12:49:45 AM »

BAH HUMBUG!!!!

*CountessA* · « **Reply #83 on:** November 30, 2009, 12:57:48 AM »

Oh, that evil Duffy! Fancy turning up in a Christmas thread and daring to say the "H" word...!

R3830, great to see you too. I would imagine Pepsi being in alt over that opportunity. Actually, if Ubbie did shoot holes in all the spectators, couldn't there be a turn-around of the old Coke jingle? "Coke adds life... well, Pepsi adds DEATH!"

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #84 on:** November 30, 2009, 01:01:50 AM »

coke and pepsi get a lot of good promotion (i.e. "honest" advertising) in the new ricky gervais movie i mentioned on the other thread (yunno the "other" one)

*CountessA* · « **Reply #85 on:** November 30, 2009, 01:04:07 AM »

Which film is this, Gr8? Tell me, tell me. (As you know, I've had a harrowing time and could do with some relaxation.)

*r3830* · « **Reply #86 on:** November 30, 2009, 01:05:14 AM »

Newsflash: PEPSI GOES GOTH!

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #87 on:** November 30, 2009, 01:06:27 AM »

Caesium clocks consist of a microwave laser tuned to a resonant frequency in a caesium atom. They are accurate to within one part in 1015 per day, meaning that they gain or lose than a tenth of a nanosecond in 24 hours.

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #88 on:** November 30, 2009, 01:07:22 AM »

Quote from: countessa on November 30, 2009, 01:04:07 AM

Which film is this, Gr8? Tell me, tell me. (As you know, I've had a harrowing time and could do with some relaxation.)

I think he is referring to the movie where Lying has not yet been invented. It's kind of predisposition for all people to always tell the truth. Ricky's character has this part missing and to his shock he finds he doesn't have to tell the truth. Haven't seen it. I think that is how it goes.

*CountessA* · « **Reply #89 on:** November 30, 2009, 01:07:37 AM »

Nine out of ten zombies prefer Pepsi

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #90 on:** November 30, 2009, 01:08:25 AM »

oops scrub that.....

thus one....http://www.cinematical.com/2009/06/26/ricky-gervais-invents-lying-in-new-trailer/

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #91 on:** November 30, 2009, 01:09:10 AM »

Quote from: countessa on November 30, 2009, 01:07:37 AM

Nine out of ten zombies prefer Pepsi

lol thats WHY they became zombies in the first place.... or they ate brussel sprouts which i love but dont promote heavily here lol

*Yibida* · « **Reply #92 on:** November 30, 2009, 01:10:55 AM »

Quote from: gr8-expectations on November 30, 2009, 01:08:25 AM

oops scrub that.....

thus one....http://www.cinematical.com/2009/06/26/ricky-gervais-invents-lying-in-new-trailer/

Good on ya gr8.. thanks so much for divulging the ending !...

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #93 on:** November 30, 2009, 01:13:44 AM »

ur welcome yubby lol (oops sorry just grabbed the link it was supposed to be just a trailer....)

*r3830* · « **Reply #94 on:** November 30, 2009, 01:15:30 AM »

Quote from: gr8-expectations on November 30, 2009, 01:09:10 AM

Quote from: countessa on November 30, 2009, 01:07:37 AM
Nine out of ten zombies prefer Pepsi

lol thats WHY they became zombies in the first place.... or they ate brussel sprouts which i love but dont promote heavily here lol

Not so sure about that..... Tello prefers Dr Pepper!

Love brussell sprouts! Do your bit for greenhouse gas! Let's take the heat off cattle for a change.

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #95 on:** November 30, 2009, 01:18:24 AM »

rudd is thinking of making sprout eaters register and trade on the ets..... and THATS a labour government

LETs BE UNITED (just like the libs)

*r3830* · « **Reply #96 on:** November 30, 2009, 01:19:42 AM »

I wonder where they'd measure your carbon footprint on that one? I did ask WHERE.... don't want to think about HOW!

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #97 on:** November 30, 2009, 01:23:00 AM »

first costello resigns....... now abbott....

rong way round dontcha think?

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #98 on:** November 30, 2009, 01:27:54 AM »

Quote from: r3830 on November 30, 2009, 01:19:42 AM

I wonder where they'd measure your carbon footprint on that one? I did ask WHERE.... don't want to think about HOW!

its measured using a new device called a rectal flatutometer, rather invasive process i hear....

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #99 on:** November 30, 2009, 01:28:42 AM »

at least they can now team up again and go back to comedy where they have more chance of being successful, imagine bruddy abbott as pm, enforced catholicism etc....

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