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Title: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *wheels* on November 28, 2009, 03:59:45 PM
Afternoon all, I've just popped in to put the tree up.

(http://i498.photobucket.com/albums/rr342/wheels2spin/Christmas_Tree.gif)
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *wheels* on November 28, 2009, 04:00:49 PM
I'll come back later to hang some more decorations  ;D

(http://i498.photobucket.com/albums/rr342/wheels2spin/girlande.gif)(http://i498.photobucket.com/albums/rr342/wheels2spin/girlande.gif)
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: tellomon on November 28, 2009, 04:06:58 PM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Christmas/BadassSanta.jpg)

"Christmas kixass!!!"
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: HellWest'nCrooked on November 28, 2009, 06:13:18 PM


Thanks Wheelie....can't wait for the decorations to go on.

Will be watching this thread with anticipation :waiting: :waiting: :waiting:

Just love that new smiley Tessa..one of my favourite sayings.(as all usually have to wait for me :pmsl:)

Westie :ivanhoe:
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: gr8-expectations on November 28, 2009, 07:09:57 PM
JUST LOVELY WHEELSY!
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: tellomon on November 28, 2009, 10:55:07 PM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Christmas/ShowLetter-4.gif)
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: Centuries on November 29, 2009, 12:32:25 AM

  :maskcat:
                                                               



                                                                 (http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae234/acaciame/Cat.gif)        :maskmignon:
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *smee* on November 29, 2009, 12:34:30 AM
(http://i625.photobucket.com/albums/tt336/smeeagain61/SleighSmileyReindeer.gif)
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: tellomon on November 29, 2009, 01:37:56 AM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Christmas/00010504.jpg) (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Christmas/00010401.jpg)
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: tellomon on November 29, 2009, 05:34:15 AM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Ron%20Tello%20pix/Tello-Xmas08-Floatzoo.gif) (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Ron%20Tello%20pix/TelloXmasZoo.gif)

Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *CountessA* on November 29, 2009, 11:05:48 AM
(http://www.smileygarden.de/smilie/Weihnachten/smileygarden.de_xmas5.gif)
(http://www.smileygarden.de/smilie/Weihnachten/339.gif)
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(http://www.smileygarden.de/smilie/Weihnachten/11.gif)
(http://www.kolobok.us/smiles/personal/santa2.gif)
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(http://www.kolobok.us/smiles/artists/vishenka/l_santa.gif)
(http://www.kolobok.us/smiles/artists/viannen/viannen_17.gif)
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: Centuries on November 29, 2009, 02:55:17 PM


(http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae234/acaciame/funny-1.jpg)



(http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae234/acaciame/SantaEval.jpg)
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *wheels* on November 29, 2009, 03:09:08 PM
[click to zoom and start dancing]

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Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: tellomon on November 29, 2009, 03:21:21 PM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Christmas/00003168.jpg) (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Christmas/00027307.jpg) (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Christmas/00010646-1.jpg) :xmastree: :tello: :beer:
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *smee* on November 29, 2009, 03:24:43 PM
(http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t45/garfielgato2/christmas_funny_picture_10-sm.jpg)
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *smee* on November 29, 2009, 03:25:53 PM
(http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t73/LadyLunaSea/Holidays%20-%20Birthdays/3cb779a166.gif)
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *smee* on November 29, 2009, 03:26:59 PM
(http://i533.photobucket.com/albums/ee335/garfieldlove30/gif_garfield_january091.gif)
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *smee* on November 29, 2009, 03:28:04 PM
(http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w155/abo_27/holidays/christmas/funny%20christmas/funny.gif)
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: tellomon on November 29, 2009, 03:28:48 PM
Smee:
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Christmas/chim.jpg)

 :neener:
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *smee* on November 29, 2009, 03:29:05 PM
(http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o302/ianb44_2007/Album%202/xmas_funny_4.gif)
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: tellomon on November 29, 2009, 03:30:36 PM
More AI, eh smee?
Knuckelhead.
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *smee* on November 29, 2009, 03:32:22 PM
AI ?

you cant possibly mean anal input !!
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *smee* on November 29, 2009, 03:36:25 PM
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d186/ZombiePickle333/random%20bloody%20objects/funny%20stuff/ImmortalXmas.gif)
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *wheels* on November 29, 2009, 03:37:45 PM
 :roflmao: :roflmao:

family squabbles - ah, it must be nearly Christmas!
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *wheels* on November 29, 2009, 03:41:18 PM
Countess,

Could we have this smiley added temporarily to the small selection that we currently have?

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Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: tellomon on November 29, 2009, 03:44:19 PM
This Forum has more Smileys than Members.
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *wheels* on November 29, 2009, 03:49:07 PM
And that's a negative?

:cycle: :cycle: :cycle: :cycle: :cycle:            :cycle:   :dogrun:
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: **cupie** on November 29, 2009, 03:52:54 PM
On dial up it's a bloody curse.....
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: **cupie** on November 29, 2009, 03:53:53 PM
But I don't see what difference one more is gonna make....sorry forget that bit....lol....and this is only a seasonal emoticon.....we can pack it away with the Christmas lights for next year....
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: tellomon on November 29, 2009, 05:12:53 PM
Hi everybody!

Say, did we have Jack-o-Lanters and crap going on last month......

Or not?

(excluding the Bat, Zombies, Yib and smee)

I'm thinking I should feel cheated about that.

Next Year!
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: **cupie** on November 29, 2009, 05:22:53 PM
It's Christmas in Montello...with all of the folks from home......

(http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/cueperkins/bikersanta2.gif)(http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/cueperkins/zombie01.gif)(http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/cueperkins/zombie01.gif)(http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/cueperkins/zombie01.gif)(http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/cueperkins/zombie01.gif)                   :tello:
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: tellomon on November 29, 2009, 06:19:54 PM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Christmas/c-09391.gif)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Christmas/Bad_Santa_naked.jpg)


_________________________________________________________________
It's Christmas in Montello...with all of the folks from home......

Darn right!
Famous?
Shame us!
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *wheels* on November 29, 2009, 06:40:15 PM
Ewww, now that's an image of Santa I didn't want to see!  :o
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *smee* on November 29, 2009, 06:42:31 PM
hopefully he wont throw the wrong sack over his shoulder when he gets up
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: tellomon on November 29, 2009, 06:48:50 PM
Ewww, now that's an image of Santa I didn't want to see!  :o

What goes in the Photobucket...

...eventually leaks out.
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *wheels* on November 29, 2009, 06:56:24 PM
Yeah, well there's plenty of him to leak out by the looks of it. I know Santa is meant to be fat and jolly and he looks great in his red suit, but, it's like seeing your Granddad naked - too much information!

Just warn me next time and I'll be prepared. (http://i498.photobucket.com/albums/rr342/wheels2spin/blindfold.gif)
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: tellomon on November 29, 2009, 07:01:00 PM
PREPARE ALERT!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17VrLTWxw2A (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17VrLTWxw2A)
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *smee* on November 29, 2009, 07:03:22 PM
Danny DeVito has a nice suntan in that clip !
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: tellomon on November 29, 2009, 07:11:12 PM
That's racist. Stupid funny. Motarded.
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *smee* on November 29, 2009, 07:14:47 PM
how is it racist ?
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: **cupie** on November 29, 2009, 07:19:27 PM
Smee..Americans seen to think any mention of or portrayal of brown skin is un PC....sheesh...

Remember that add years back with the really (PC censoring engaged) "dark complexioned"  guy rubbing Sun screan on the soles of his feet?...saying we got lots of Melanin..????  It was eventually taken off air for being unpc...in reverse....lmao....go figure.....you're damned if you do and damned if you don't....

Just ....don't mention the war.....lol
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *smee* on November 29, 2009, 07:24:28 PM
oh ok .... well I cant help it if we arent all the same colour !!!!
Smee Enterprises dabble in all sorts of things but skin colour hasnt been one of them .... mind you there could be a decent buck in it couldnt there ... Michael Jackson spent a fortune attempting to change his ??

and tipping Pepsi on himself and .... (http://i625.photobucket.com/albums/tt336/smeeagain61/sticky-1.gif)
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: tellomon on November 29, 2009, 07:32:59 PM
Right then.

Topic, pleaze....
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *smee* on November 29, 2009, 07:35:01 PM
the topic is ...

 It's starting to look a lot like Christmas!

and boy oh boy didnt MJ light up like a christmas tree when his hair caught fire

and Danny DeVito was on TV last night in deck the halls
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *wheels* on November 29, 2009, 07:38:56 PM
(http://i498.photobucket.com/albums/rr342/wheels2spin/NoLoopdeLoop.jpg)
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: tellomon on November 29, 2009, 07:46:12 PM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Christmas/bdca.jpg) (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Christmas/CardFromTeal.jpg)(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Christmas/cat.gif)
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: Centuries on November 29, 2009, 08:35:22 PM
(http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae234/acaciame/SantaChimneyBurn.gif)



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(http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae234/acaciame/reboot1.jpg)


(http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae234/acaciame/pics_shot-santa.jpg)

Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: tellomon on November 29, 2009, 08:40:16 PM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Christmas/bad_santa.jpg)
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *r3830* on November 29, 2009, 10:47:38 PM
And what's he feeding them reindeer on - that makes the barsteds fly?

Your guess smee? ;D
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *Yibida* on November 29, 2009, 10:50:26 PM
Hi r numbers how ya bin mate?...
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *Ubbie Max* on November 29, 2009, 10:54:58 PM
G'day R numbers. They drink Pepsi Max.
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *smee* on November 29, 2009, 10:56:57 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcBV55lV-9I

another one to on with
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *Yibida* on November 29, 2009, 10:57:40 PM
Oh congrates Ubbs for taking out the archer prize again !...well done mate !
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *Ubbie Max* on November 29, 2009, 10:59:25 PM
Thanks Yib.
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: gr8-expectations on November 29, 2009, 11:15:53 PM
yeah well done ubie, excellent!
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *wheels* on November 29, 2009, 11:20:13 PM
Ubb, do the other archers know that you have a special weapon?
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *Ubbie Max* on November 29, 2009, 11:25:04 PM
Thanks Gr8. It's important to note though that there are always better archers around. It's just that they don't always compete &, as the saying goes, how can ya win if ya haven't got a ticket.

Archery tournaments can be likened to a swimming meet. There are different events, 100m freestyle, 100m backstroke, 100m butterfly etc. Archery tournaments are a bit like that. I compete in Mens Masters Compound, others compete in Mens (& Womens) recurve and longbow etc. there is never an overall tournament champion just the division winners who get gold medals, second & third get silver & bronze medals.
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *Ubbie Max* on November 29, 2009, 11:27:29 PM
Yep Wheels, I'm famous for my Pepsi Max intake. I always have an esky filled with the delectable liquid just behind me on the shooting line.
As a matter of fact I'm guzzling on a can of Max as I type right now.
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *r3830* on November 29, 2009, 11:33:47 PM
G'day Yib, Ubbie, smee, gr8 and Tello..... everyone here! GREAT to see you all!

Crikey! Appears you have all been busy. I've been reading for about the last hour and a half. CONGRATS on your efforts Ubbie - Just finished my fourth Max in your honour. Thanks for that by the way... was blardy thirsty! How do you do backstroke while firing arrows??? Goodness - the things ya learn here! ;D
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: gr8-expectations on November 29, 2009, 11:35:26 PM
lol well no one would ever have imagined you had a can of pepsi in hand ubie, sounds like a really good sport and a good time time our in the fresh air i imagine.

today i tried to take my son to the beach but instead he wanted to go to the movies and we saw that movie with ricky gerbais (sic) was really great and so different its about a world where noone can lie and then accidentally he discovers he can to very interesting effect, it wasnt one of those roll in the aisles splitting sides with laughter type movies, because it was such a different concept we the audience took a while to grasp the depth of the humour, he wrote it apparently and a very original idea
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *smee* on November 29, 2009, 11:35:45 PM
How do you do backstroke while firing arrows???

very quickly .... so you are out of the way when the arrows come down !
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *wheels* on November 29, 2009, 11:36:30 PM
 :roflmao: R2, backstroking and archery combined - may be a dangerous spectator sport!

And I saw this in the news ..

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Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: gr8-expectations on November 29, 2009, 11:37:34 PM
gervais sorry, heres his blog

http://www.rickygervais.com/thissideofthetruth.php
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: gr8-expectations on November 29, 2009, 11:40:11 PM
and heres the movie trailer...

http://www.thehdroom.com/news/Ricky_Gervais_in_The_Invention_of_Lying_Trailer/5095
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *Ubbie Max* on November 29, 2009, 11:40:46 PM
Shooting them's easy ya gotta worry about where you will be in the pool when they do a uwie  & come down.
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: gr8-expectations on November 29, 2009, 11:41:06 PM
lol wheels well WE know why pepsi max sales are soaring dont we?
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *r3830* on November 29, 2009, 11:45:17 PM
Just a thought...... but can you use a bow on 'auto' in the 100 mtr butterfly event..... or is it restricted to single shot? You'd reckon that you'd be bussier than a one legged bloke in a bum kicking competition in the butterfly event!
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *Yibida* on November 29, 2009, 11:47:53 PM
Just a thought...... but can you use a bow on 'auto' in the 100 mtr butterfly event..... or is it restricted to single shot? You'd reckon that you'd be bussier than a one legged bloke in a bum kicking competition in the butterfly event!

LOLOLOL@ r38.......
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: gr8-expectations on November 29, 2009, 11:48:26 PM
lol un pc joke rnumeric, those one leggers will be hopping mad.....
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *r3830* on November 29, 2009, 11:55:21 PM
those one leggers will be hopping mad.....

Ahhh - now that's what you call pre-event motivation. Did you mention PC gr8? Sorry - hadn't been invented yet in my generation..... and I know a lot of one legged blokes.... or was that one eyed??? duzzenmader!!! ;D
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *smee* on November 29, 2009, 11:56:00 PM
yes but they cant sue him ... they havent got a leg to stand on !
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *CountessA* on November 29, 2009, 11:58:08 PM
We need a few more wreaths...
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *r3830* on November 30, 2009, 12:00:58 AM
smee... I'd reckon you'd be right. It would be a halfarsed suit wouldn't it.


Wreaths..... did someone say wreaths??? Do you mean for after Ubbie's archo-butterfly event? Forward planning I suppose?
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *CountessA* on November 30, 2009, 12:05:09 AM
*laugh* No, I wasn't thinking in terms of Ubbie's arrows turning some spectators into corpses... Just some nice holly-and-ivy-and-scarlet-berry Christmas wreathes while we all sing wassail songs.
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: gr8-expectations on November 30, 2009, 12:07:30 AM
yes but they cant sue him ... they havent got a leg to stand on !

classic smee! killing myself laughing lol
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *wheels* on November 30, 2009, 12:09:56 AM
I'll hang some more decorations  ;D


(http://i498.photobucket.com/albums/rr342/wheels2spin/xmas_line2.gif)(http://i498.photobucket.com/albums/rr342/wheels2spin/xmas_line2.gif)
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: tellomon on November 30, 2009, 12:14:45 AM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/ODD%20Stuff/sign-manpanic.gif)
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *wheels* on November 30, 2009, 12:15:32 AM
(http://i498.photobucket.com/albums/rr342/wheels2spin/xmas_line.gif)(http://i498.photobucket.com/albums/rr342/wheels2spin/xmas_line.gif)
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *r3830* on November 30, 2009, 12:17:15 AM
Thankyou for the clarification countess..... always GREAT to see you. The fact is - my imagination was soooo engrossed with a visualisation of Ubbie trying to hold a pepsi max in one hand.... a bow in the other..... wondering whether or not you could buy a semi-automatic bow.... how big the magazine would be for the event.... whether or not you could have varying capacity magazines.... if these things were in the rules or not ------- while splashing around like blazes in a swimming event. Forgot briefly about the Christmas message. Apologies!

.....How about a high platform diving event? Imagine that.... two summersaults, a half twist in the Pike position.... and a release (or six if you can have an auto) Tell me Pepsi wouldn't be a proud sponsor!
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: gr8-expectations on November 30, 2009, 12:18:02 AM
yes lol good decorations cover a multitude of (un pc) sins.... thanks wheelsie, ps did u wash my chrissie undies 2day i cant see em on the line there...
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *smee* on November 30, 2009, 12:20:39 AM
are chrissie undies like hungry jacks  (burger king, Tello ) pants ?
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: tellomon on November 30, 2009, 12:34:34 AM
That does not compute.
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: DuffyDuck on November 30, 2009, 12:49:45 AM
BAH HUMBUG!!!!
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *CountessA* on November 30, 2009, 12:57:48 AM
Oh, that evil Duffy! Fancy turning up in a Christmas thread and daring to say the "H" word...!

R3830, great to see you too. I would imagine Pepsi being in alt over that opportunity. Actually, if Ubbie did shoot holes in all the spectators, couldn't there be a turn-around of the old Coke jingle? "Coke adds life... well, Pepsi adds DEATH!"
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: gr8-expectations on November 30, 2009, 01:01:50 AM
coke and pepsi get a lot of good promotion (i.e. "honest" advertising) in the new ricky gervais movie i mentioned on the other thread (yunno the "other" one)
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *CountessA* on November 30, 2009, 01:04:07 AM
Which film is this, Gr8? Tell me, tell me. (As you know, I've had a harrowing time and could do with some relaxation.)
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *r3830* on November 30, 2009, 01:05:14 AM
Newsflash: PEPSI GOES GOTH!
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: gr8-expectations on November 30, 2009, 01:06:27 AM
Caesium clocks consist of a microwave laser tuned to a resonant frequency in a caesium atom. They are accurate to within one part in 1015 per day, meaning that they gain or lose than a tenth of a nanosecond in 24 hours.
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on November 30, 2009, 01:07:22 AM
Which film is this, Gr8? Tell me, tell me. (As you know, I've had a harrowing time and could do with some relaxation.)

I think he is referring to the movie where Lying has not yet been invented.  It's kind of predisposition for all people to always tell the truth.  Ricky's character has this part missing and to his shock he finds he doesn't have to tell the truth.  Haven't seen it. I think that is how it goes.
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *CountessA* on November 30, 2009, 01:07:37 AM
Nine out of ten zombies prefer Pepsi
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: gr8-expectations on November 30, 2009, 01:08:25 AM
oops scrub that.....


thus one....http://www.cinematical.com/2009/06/26/ricky-gervais-invents-lying-in-new-trailer/
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: gr8-expectations on November 30, 2009, 01:09:10 AM
Nine out of ten zombies prefer Pepsi

lol thats WHY they became zombies in the first place.... or they ate brussel sprouts which i love but dont promote heavily here lol
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *Yibida* on November 30, 2009, 01:10:55 AM
oops scrub that.....


thus one....http://www.cinematical.com/2009/06/26/ricky-gervais-invents-lying-in-new-trailer/

Good on ya gr8.. thanks so much for divulging the ending !...
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: gr8-expectations on November 30, 2009, 01:13:44 AM
ur welcome yubby lol (oops sorry just grabbed the link it was supposed to be just a trailer....)
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *r3830* on November 30, 2009, 01:15:30 AM
Nine out of ten zombies prefer Pepsi

lol thats WHY they became zombies in the first place.... or they ate brussel sprouts which i love but dont promote heavily here lol

Not so sure about that..... Tello prefers Dr Pepper!

Love brussell sprouts! Do your bit for greenhouse gas! Let's take the heat off cattle for a change.
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: gr8-expectations on November 30, 2009, 01:18:24 AM
rudd is thinking of making sprout eaters register and trade on the ets..... and THATS a labour government







LETs BE UNITED (just like the libs)
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *r3830* on November 30, 2009, 01:19:42 AM
I wonder where they'd measure your carbon footprint on that one? I did ask WHERE.... don't want to think about HOW!
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: gr8-expectations on November 30, 2009, 01:23:00 AM
first costello resigns....... now abbott....



rong way round dontcha think?
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: gr8-expectations on November 30, 2009, 01:27:54 AM
I wonder where they'd measure your carbon footprint on that one? I did ask WHERE.... don't want to think about HOW!

its measured using a new device called a rectal flatutometer, rather invasive process i hear....
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: gr8-expectations on November 30, 2009, 01:28:42 AM
at least they can now team up again and go back to comedy where they have more chance of being successful, imagine bruddy abbott as pm, enforced catholicism etc....
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *r3830* on November 30, 2009, 01:32:21 AM
K-RIKEY..... think of the ramifications..... won't clothing manufacturers have to redesign trousers with a new shape to account for your new apparatus????
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: M@ggie on November 30, 2009, 09:37:46 AM
Morning everyone!  :)


Christmas ....ugh. Can anyone recommend some good websites they like shopping from? This is all in the name of self interest, mind you, I hate shopping around Christmas time! The crowds! The expense! The heat! The knocking down little old ladies who deliberately crash their carts into you! He he ..

One of my favourites is www.petersofkensington.com.au - have spent mucho hard-earned on there.

Anyone else?

P.s - should probably start a new thread about this, but a leetle shy.
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: Centuries on November 30, 2009, 10:07:04 AM
Here is an excellent site for bed linen, towels etc..  ;D

http://www.ecoliving.com.au/home.php
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *r3830* on November 30, 2009, 10:28:31 AM
How about a new one...... Ebay.com.au???  ;D
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: M@ggie on November 30, 2009, 10:38:59 AM
Oooooh, thanks, Centuries. Need a new doona, bookmarking that.

How about a new one...... Ebay.com.au???  Grin


LOL - nah, pass on that one.
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: tellomon on November 30, 2009, 11:11:24 AM
Newsflash: PEPSI GOES GOTH!


Waitress: And to drink?
Chuck: Coke
Waitress: Pepsi okay?
Chuck: Pepsi.  Is Pepsi okay?  No.  No, my dear lady, Pepsi is not okay.  Look, I don't mean to be rude here but let me school you on something.  See, Pepsi, this so-called choice of a new generation, is nothing but a charlatan, a fraud, an imposter.  See, the Pepsi cooperation, through years of slick advertising using glitzy popstars and pseudo-scientific research, have somehow convinced the public that their product is as good as, if not better than, Coke.  Coke, however, is the original cola based carbonated beverage.  The original real thing.  That is what I want.
Waitress: All we have is Pepsi.
Chuck: You know, I've been somewhere else where they don't let you decide what you want to drink: Red China.


Hide and Creep

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0422419/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0422419/)



[/quote]
Not so sure about that..... Tello prefers Dr Pepper!
[/quote]

NO WAY!!!

Dr. Pooper is EVIL and must be destroyed!!!!
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *r3830* on November 30, 2009, 11:19:18 AM
Ha - Gotcha Tello!


 :applause: :applause: :applause:
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: tellomon on November 30, 2009, 11:23:07 AM
Get a HAT!!!!!

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Ron%20Tello%20pix/tellomus.jpg)

*<):-{=  <" its all the latest craze! "<<
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *r3830* on November 30, 2009, 11:50:53 AM
Blardy hell Tello...... now we'll have to go back and change the Kennedy assassination picture!

But..... it is a nice hat all the same.
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: tellomon on November 30, 2009, 11:58:33 AM
http://www.cracked.com/blog/letters-from-santa (http://www.cracked.com/blog/letters-from-santa)

http://www.postroadmag.com/12/fiction/Kimball.phtml (http://www.postroadmag.com/12/fiction/Kimball.phtml)

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,483645,00.html (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,483645,00.html)

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2305455/_tips_for_writing_a_letter_to_santa.html (http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2305455/_tips_for_writing_a_letter_to_santa.html)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Christmas/Santazombie.jpg) (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Christmas/zombie-santa.jpg)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Christmas/74471510_0136bf720f_m.jpg) (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Christmas/zombiesantaflat.jpg)
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: tellomon on November 30, 2009, 12:30:44 PM
Blardy hell Tello...... now we'll have to go back and change the Kennedy assassination picture!

But..... it is a nice hat all the same.

This is the one!

(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/Grassyknowl4.jpg)
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: Centuries on November 30, 2009, 12:38:04 PM
David Jones (online shopping)

http://www.davidjones.com.au/catalogues/home.jsp
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: Centuries on November 30, 2009, 01:37:03 PM
m@ggie

Beside David Jones look at  e.g., Myers online or ABC books. 


And-
Google online shopping ---Not sure what will  show up ;D

Or-
Google the names of any shop you like e.g. name of business online shopping


http://shop.scottishaccessories.com.au/store/aboutpageExec.shop

http://www.irishdesign.com.au/g/13373/how-to-buy.html

http://www0.au.shopping.com/xGS-myers%20online~NS-1~linkin_id-8024509

http://shop.abc.net.au/
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *smee* on November 30, 2009, 01:39:41 PM
www.smeeenterprises.com.au/christmasbargains
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: tellomon on November 30, 2009, 01:42:24 PM
www.smeeenterprises.com.au/christmasbargains

VIRUS!!!!!!!
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: M@ggie on November 30, 2009, 07:30:09 PM


Oooh, how silly am I? Didn't even think about DJs.

Oh! Oh! Witchery online ...mmmmm.


What's all the ruckus, Tello? Bit of shoosh, please, there's shopping going on.
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: tellomon on November 30, 2009, 07:46:56 PM
Lord have mercy.

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Zombies%20Horror/Zombiedvds.jpg)
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: M@ggie on November 30, 2009, 08:07:12 PM

Shush now ..shopping.
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: tellomon on November 30, 2009, 08:14:15 PM
This izzint a store. You can't go shopping here.

And don't go there:


(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/eBay%20nasty%20pix-gifs/anm3fd663c2c1f05630.gif)

Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *smee* on November 30, 2009, 08:20:23 PM
Tello ... they are Aussie women .... they can find a way to shop anywhere !
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: tellomon on November 30, 2009, 08:41:43 PM
Great!

I have surplus Drum Gear for sale.
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Drums%20-Small%20Black/Drums%20-%20Chromies/IMG_0013.jpg)
But they're not cheap.....
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *smee* on November 30, 2009, 08:42:40 PM
nor are Aussie women !!!
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: tellomon on November 30, 2009, 08:46:24 PM
Especially Roo! :chair:
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: Roo on November 30, 2009, 09:46:25 PM
You are absolutely right MY Tello....I am not cheap.
















I'm priceless! :filenails:
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: tellomon on November 30, 2009, 09:47:50 PM
You are "Princess"!

 :shop:
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: Roo on November 30, 2009, 09:50:27 PM
 :blush:
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: Centuries on November 30, 2009, 10:01:01 PM


:pmsl: :rofl: :pmsl: :rofl: :pmsl: :rofl: :pmsl: :rofl: :pmsl: :rofl: :pmsl: :rofl:
 
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: tellomon on November 30, 2009, 10:20:16 PM
Thankyouverymuch!
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: HellWest'nCrooked on November 30, 2009, 10:24:34 PM



Oooooooooooooh  Goooooooodddyyyyy!!!!!!
I can get the bridesmaid dress out again..can I ...can I.... :ivanhoe:


Hello everyone...just passing through. catch you all soon
Westie
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: tellomon on November 30, 2009, 10:27:32 PM
Post and run.

Classic!
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *wheels* on November 30, 2009, 10:37:33 PM
Hi Westie, I've found something that may save you time from always cleaning up after that horse  :D





[attachment deleted by admin]
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: HellWest'nCrooked on November 30, 2009, 10:38:43 PM
Love ya Tello  :comfort: :saint: :kisshug:

Goodnight!!


What is it Wheelie.....will it clean up dust????
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *wheels* on November 30, 2009, 10:39:48 PM
It's a bunbag!

http://www.bunbag.com/index.html
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: HellWest'nCrooked on November 30, 2009, 10:40:06 PM
Oh OK just saw it ..that is funny Wheelie.
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: tellomon on November 30, 2009, 10:43:49 PM
It's a bunbag!

http://www.bunbag.com/index.html

Designed by a horse enthusiast, the Bun-Bag™  is made with both the horse and manure in mind.

Bummer.
They don't take PayPal.
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: Centuries on December 01, 2009, 12:59:15 AM
They would probably demand Haypal ;D
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *smee* on December 01, 2009, 01:05:48 AM
or neighpal !
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: tellomon on December 01, 2009, 11:39:51 AM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Christmas/43xinmb.gif)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Christmas/00020709.jpg)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Christmas/nothtisone,buddy-it'salittletoofaroverthebadtastelineb-funnyinablackhumourway,yes,butbad.jpg)
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: tellomon on December 01, 2009, 12:42:48 PM
What was so offensive with the third pic?
Angry Posters want to know!!!!
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: tellomon on December 04, 2009, 04:01:59 AM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Christmas/DogC017.jpg)
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: Centuries on December 06, 2009, 01:34:54 AM
 :piggybank: :shop:





It is starting to feel like exhaustion  :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl:




(http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae234/acaciame/omgfaintchicken-2.jpg)
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: tellomon on December 19, 2009, 04:54:42 AM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/thbuddyxmas-1.jpg) (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/thbuddy3-1.jpg) (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/thbuddy4.jpg)
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: tellomon on December 22, 2009, 09:42:11 AM
I took pix of my scene yesterday, December 20. After some rigorous usage of a few industrial strength powertools, I was able to upload to me pooter, and then Pb.
Here are the results.
Yer looking at "Pogo-nip"; frozen fog:


(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Frost%2012-20-09/12-20-09001.jpg) (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Frost%2012-20-09/12-20-09002.jpg) (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Frost%2012-20-09/12-20-09003.jpg) (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Frost%2012-20-09/12-20-09004.jpg) (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Frost%2012-20-09/12-20-09006.jpg) (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Frost%2012-20-09/12-20-09007.jpg) (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Frost%2012-20-09/12-20-09008.jpg) (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Frost%2012-20-09/12-20-09009.jpg) (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Frost%2012-20-09/12-20-09020.jpg) (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Frost%2012-20-09/12-20-09021.jpg)
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: gr8-expectations on December 22, 2009, 10:13:01 AM
:piggybank: :shop:





It is starting to feel like exhaustion  :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl:




(http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae234/acaciame/omgfaintchicken-2.jpg)


cent i know i shouldnt ask this but can i get some clues as to what you got me for chrissy (dont say bgps ....) if its a black maserati i may give it countess, she wants one .... i like rare expensive books, there is a gr8 first edition david copperfield in parts by dickens i have my eye on its only $86,000 (US) and way cheaper than the masi .... will send a link...

luv gr8 (ps ur the best cent old m8) xxxx
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *r3830* on December 22, 2009, 11:06:50 AM
Tello - beautiful pics. Sitting here in the heat - truly do envy you.
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: tellomon on December 22, 2009, 11:10:14 AM
Don't be so sure.

Local Time: 4:08 PM PST on December 21, 2009

Wendover, Utah (Airport)
Updated: 14 min 34 sec ago
   
25 °F
Overcast
Windchill:    25 °F


http://www.wunderground.com/US/NV/Montello.html?MR=1 (http://www.wunderground.com/US/NV/Montello.html?MR=1)
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: tellomon on December 22, 2009, 05:24:51 PM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Christmas/Xmas002.jpg)

http://cagle.com/news/Christmas09/ (http://cagle.com/news/Christmas09/)
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *Ubbie Max* on December 22, 2009, 07:30:06 PM
Rudolph

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Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: tellomon on December 23, 2009, 03:32:55 PM
My snow!

http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=510.2720 (http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=510.2720)
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: tellomon on December 23, 2009, 08:15:36 PM
Another Day in Paradise.
            (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Cowboy%20Bar/vincejacktellocustom12-22-09.jpg)
                 Wish you were here...
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: M@ggie on December 24, 2009, 09:14:25 AM
Awwwww Tello, I wanna be where you are. So pretty! There's something about a white Christmas that's just so gorgeous. I'll probably never experience it - don't dare walk outside the airconditoning here, instant sweat - but I'd love to.

Merry Christmas, oh bearded one!
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: tellomon on December 24, 2009, 09:47:26 AM
Cheers to you too, Sweetheart!

 :bubbly: :drought:
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: gr8-expectations on December 24, 2009, 12:41:24 PM
:piggybank: :shop:





It is starting to feel like exhaustion  :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl:




(http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae234/acaciame/omgfaintchicken-2.jpg)


there are two things that flamigos dont do cent....

1. get exhausted
2. post bgps

merry xmas feathered one...


lol
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: tellomon on December 24, 2009, 03:19:39 PM
Splut THIS!
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Christmas/Cabbagekid-Xmashat.jpg)
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: *Yibida* on December 24, 2009, 08:49:53 PM
(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/MerryYIB.jpg)
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: tellomon on December 25, 2009, 12:22:15 PM
Explainer's Christmas Roundup. Your Christmas-related questions, with answers from the Slate archives.

It's the most wonderful time of the year for some, the most confusing for others. With the holidays fast approaching, the Explainer recaps your seasonal questions from years gone by.

                               http://www.slate.com/id/2239359?wpisrc=newsletter (http://www.slate.com/id/2239359?wpisrc=newsletter)
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: tellomon on December 25, 2009, 03:37:28 PM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Christmas/OzChrissycards.jpg)
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like SNOW!!!!!!
Post by: tellomon on December 31, 2009, 01:54:39 AM
Snow Report
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Frost%2012-20-09/Snow%2012-30%206am/Snow12-30-096am006.jpg)
Yep, it's snow, alright!

More at The Tello Files: http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=510.2820 (http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=510.2820)
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: gr8-expectations on December 31, 2009, 10:06:19 AM
bs yer in miami in a flower shirt beside pool and palm tree sipping a pina collada ... it cant be that cold anywhere lol


nice web photos lol

ps did you thaw yer pipes after the enema?
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: tellomon on December 31, 2009, 10:33:58 AM
I don't have to talk to you.
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: gr8-expectations on December 31, 2009, 12:42:58 PM
good lol!!!
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: gr8-expectations on December 31, 2009, 12:43:56 PM
go for a spin on yer lawnmower and burn off the agression .... do a few wheelies on the ice lol

i do believe you are in montello yung fello, only winding ya, cant take a joke canya???
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: tellomon on December 31, 2009, 02:01:38 PM
Flock you Ross. LOL.
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Pissmas
Post by: tellomon on January 02, 2010, 08:38:53 AM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/12-30-09%20Random/New%20Years%20Day%202010a/NewYearsDay1008.jpg)
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: gr8-expectations on January 02, 2010, 12:43:39 PM
i wonder if they can help sick sprouts as well? (dont say all sprouts are sick lol)

(http://i44.tinypic.com/148f0pd.jpg)
Title: Re: It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
Post by: gr8-expectations on January 02, 2010, 12:45:59 PM
Flock you Ross. LOL.

a DEFINITE entry into the countess flock book tello, u crossed the line lol ... (ps call me rosalind)


(http://i50.tinypic.com/2mg4ep.jpg)