Look, I'm not willing to risk Civilian Lives, but
I can haggle your demise, so don't hassle me, man!
(This is me talking to Elko. You stay out of this)
Oh, BTW Elko, I got your House, Ranch and Farm on google maps.
I don't plan on visiting, but I do run a Travel Agency.
60,000+ Millennials on your lawn will be a visual treat!
I'll be Back Stage with the Wimmen and Dope.
And we're all Open Carry.
("Sporting a Piece in Plain View")