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The Oz Round Table boards => The Round Table => Topic started by: electric*mayhem*band on June 12, 2013, 09:47:43 PM
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Been lost in the Outback for four years now. Look a bit emaciated as I've been living on grubs and spiders all that time, and haven't had a bath since the last Billabong, which was months ago...*sniffs armpits and retches *
Anyone seen Logbox, 'cos he owes me a fiver...dunno what that is in your Mickey Mouse money, but it's a small fortune here in Blighty ?
Anyway, just off to soak in a bath of Dettol and Radox.....I may be gone some time.
*gone*
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EMBs , you clown , long time no see
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:duckling:
G'day Embs
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Embsie, it is GOOD to see you.
*hurries over to hug Embs, and falls back, reeling, at the strong odour of Billabong and armpit*
For goodness' sake! Please, use the Rexona! :muffled: :perfume: :mates:
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.... when you've finished the ablutions, Embsie.
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For those that have forgotten this is EMBs and Logbox
(http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w164/ctrlaltdelmyspace/Muppets.jpg)
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Its about time someone turned up.
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Yoo-hoo possums. *reeks of carbolic soap and old spice*
How jolly nice to see you all, it's been a long time. *damn that wrong turning at Mooney Ponds* You all look Ab Fab, as Joanna Lumley once said.
I see mister Smee has piled the weight on...too many blessed barbies if you ask me, Ducky is a deeper yellow, too many gorse flowers in her diet methinks, and of course the Countess looks as regal as ever *adjusts coronet at a more rakish angle*, and Tommy just looks his normal dishevelled self. I don't think Brums and me have met, so I don't want to get too informal.
Well I must be awf as it's tea time here in the good old UK, but I shall return.
*chucks another shrimp on the Barbie*
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*assumes accent* hi cobbers, have come to warn you of a ragabond from the U.K, impersonating our prime minister, have him roasted over a barbie if you see him, goes by the id of EMB, needs a good bath and his armpits shaved, got odd boots on and is slightly cross eyed.
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We have plenty of them over here logsy...........don't know if he would stand out..............lol
Hope all is good in "good ole England"
Westie.
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Hi Westie, no it is not! the jet stream that keeps the U.K from freezing over in the winter and gives us something resembling a summer have moved, we have had about three days of sun so far this year, plus med to strong winds make even sunny days feel chilly, we are all thinking of comiong over there, do you think Smee will put us up?
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It's pretty cold here at the moment Loggsie. We do have more than 3 days of sun though, although not enough here in Melbourne. Where Westie and Smee live is much sunnier. They've made many Aussie and overseas movies there.
A little town called Silverton is an outer suburb of Broken Hill. Mad Max, A Town like Alice, and many many more.
Silverton also has the best tea house I've ever gone to. Mmmmmmm the bestest apple pies, soup, quiche...
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You can drop by over here; I will sort out a spare cat basket for you. You'll either hate the current cold weather (and rain) or find it amazingly "wutherly".
Once summer hits, your chilblained toes will begin to toast, and you may want to take precautions to avoid death by heat wave.
(That's if the next summer is anything like our last.)
*sends in a nurse to accomplish whatever cleaning and shaving and so on is required from the impersonating prime minister*
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*assumes accent* hi cobbers, have come to warn you of a ragabond from the U.K, impersonating our prime minister, have him roasted over a barbie if you see him, goes by the id of EMB, needs a good bath and his armpits shaved, got odd boots on and is slightly cross eyed.
*peers over spex* (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v229/icebear713/smilies/smiley_emoticons_lehrer.gif) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/icebear713/media/smilies/smiley_emoticons_lehrer.gif.html)
Ah, I'd know that gaunt figure with the tweed suit and dealer's boots....it's that famous impersonator from the Muppet Show...Gonzo the Great, a.k.a. Logs. Just a small question about a crisp Five Pound Note matey, that you've owed me since Harold Wilson left office. I reckon that's six quid now with interest. Tell you what though as I'm not hard-hearted, you can buy me a cup o' tea and a spam sarnie. Well that's if there's enough lucre. Have you seen the prices over here ? *grabs side of chair to stop fainting*
Oh one more thing, don't take any notice of him regarding the weather. He's a wimp. He's *adopts cockney accent* 'darn sarf, mush'. Now if he lived up North where I dwell, he'd have something to complain about. Fur lined long johns are the order of the day. However, he's right. The weather is dreadful. Upside-down it is...if you'll pardon the expression.
However, if you could accommodate us for a nice holiday at your expense, we'd be ever-so grateful and might even recommend your names be put forward to Lizzie, for a little something in the New Year's Honours List. We're well known in polite circles you know. (http://yoursmiles.org/csmile/wink/c0507.gif)
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If they get a free holiday i want one too in a five star hotel for Irene and me..
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Whoops ! Nearly forgot.
This is for the Countess.
Had a message from McB (Al-bear) asking me to check the member's list on here to see if he's registered. (Can't find a member's list)
He said he'd applied to join, but has not had any verification.
Can I leave that in your elegantly gloved hands, please ?
(http://www.smileyvault.com/albums/misc/smiley-vault-misc-028.gif)
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Since you've scrubbed up - how about we invite you inside?
We have a very nice water feature......
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You might find these pages interesting?:-
http://pages.ebay.ca/community/update.html
http://community.ebay.ca/topic/New-Community-Experience/Hello/3000009767?#msg4000059352
These are the people who will be moderating the boards:-
http://www.lithium.com/company/overview
No more PINKS only BLUES.
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Since you've scrubbed up - how about we invite you inside?
We have a very nice water feature......
Hang on while I get my Speedos Bermuda Shorts.
These are the people who will be moderating the boards:-
http://www.lithium.com/company/overview
No more PINKS only BLUES.
A Rose by any other name...
(http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z243/electricmayhemband/what20really20happens20at20the20AOL.jpg)
:yess:
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Embs, Al-Bear is a member; last post 184 days ago.
Is his email address still the same? I can reset his password and forward the login information to the email address if he'd like.
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Many thanks for your reply, Countess. *whatever is the man doing ? ...sighs*
I have folded your message up neatly and dispatched it forthwith over the Borders, by first class carrier pigeon. He's a (http://phumphries.com/forums/images/smilies/scotsman.gif) you know.
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:kilt:
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Strangely hypnotising Smee, could watch that smilie for hours.
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Well you must admit he's got a good pair of legs...and a full set. I think he should wear that Kilt more often. But I digress.
CALLING THE COUNTESS...COUNTESS TO RECEPTION, PLEASE.
Message from McB, written in it's entirety:
'Tell her yes , email it please'
Over and out...
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Tell Albear he us a McClown
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You can tell him yourself, Smee. He's on the 'Fick' thread. (http://community.ebay.co.uk/images/emoticons/laugh.gif)
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Many thanks for your reply, Countess. *whatever is the man doing ? ...sighs*
I have folded your message up neatly and dispatched it forthwith over the Borders, by first class carrier pigeon. He's a (http://phumphries.com/forums/images/smilies/scotsman.gif) you know.
No hes from Northern Ireland..
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'No hes from Northern Ireland..'
*awaits someone's head being parted from his body with a Claymore*
(http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/laughing/giggle.gif)
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Been lost in the Outback for four years now. Look a bit emaciated as I've been living on grubs and spiders all that time, and haven't had a bath since the last Billabong, which was months ago...*sniffs armpits and retches *
Anyone seen Logbox, 'cos he owes me a fiver...dunno what that is in your Mickey Mouse money, but it's a small fortune here in Blighty ?
Anyway, just off to soak in a bath of Dettol and Radox.....I may be gone some time.
*gone*
so..... you're a queenslander (like wheels).. what else can you tell us about yerself? lol
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so..... you're a queenslander (like wheels).. what else can you tell us about yerself? lol
I refuse to divulge any odd habits, fetishes, or quirky likes on a public forum. I do have some rights y' know, in furrin climes.
(http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z243/electricmayhemband/big-ben.gif)
*stands to attention and sings
God Save the Queen*
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Spiderman says:
(http://www.krazy-kreations.com/spiderman/emote_artwork/spidey_rate_this_thread.gif)
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... Spiderman?
What is this Spiderman fetish?
And why has he lost his job as a superhero and is reduced to asking people to rate threads?
:muffled:
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As a child I was once viciously attacked by a spider as I lay sleeping in my crib, and carted off to it's web. I was reared by the hairy beast for two years, until a passing Blackbird snatched the spider in it's beak, and set me free. You've heard of Romulus and Remus ? Well this was a parody on it, of which I'm not proud. Promise you won't tell.
Yes Spiderman's credibility is at an all time low Countess, due to the new Superman movie. You have to keep in the public eye you see (no pun intended), or else you may be reduced to spamming Australian boards with that ridiculous poster. *sighs and shakes head*
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(http://www.myspacesmileys.com/smiley.php?t=This+thread+is+now+CLOSED.&s=mellow&fc=000099&ssh=&f=ComicSansMS.ttf&shc=&sc=FFFF66)
(http://www.bahiavistarv.com/gonefishing.gif)
IN THE FOUNTAIN...
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so..... you're a queenslander (like wheels).. what else can you tell us about yerself? lol
I refuse to divulge any odd habits, fetishes, or quirky likes on a public forum. I do have some rights y' know, in furrin climes.
(http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z243/electricmayhemband/big-ben.gif)
*stands to attention and sings
God Save the Queen*
playin hard to get eh???
i like thet
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Smee, you is being watched :marvinmartian:
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:kilt: