Author Topic: Blatant hijacking - into the "Sin Bin" (Read 370777 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #750 on:** November 22, 2009, 04:31:12 AM »

3500

*Yibida* · « **Reply #751 on:** November 22, 2009, 06:13:28 PM »

I'm available for hire...LOL

tellomon · « **Reply #752 on:** November 25, 2009, 07:50:03 AM »

Centuries · « **Reply #753 on:** November 26, 2009, 02:21:50 PM »

How to I change font size here? I have tried clicking the box up above and inserting words. I have typed then highlighted the type and clicked the box....

*smee* · « **Reply #754 on:** November 26, 2009, 02:31:00 PM »

nanna you need to change this [ size = 10 pt ] to read say 20 pt or 30pt depending on what size you want

Centuries · « **Reply #755 on:** November 26, 2009, 03:36:54 PM »

I thought it was supposed to automatically change

Dum

Centuries · « **Reply #756 on:** November 26, 2009, 03:38:40 PM »

Try Dumb

Centuries · « **Reply #757 on:** November 26, 2009, 03:41:10 PM »

Thank you smee. I am not a Not Blonde for nothing

tellomon · « **Reply #758 on:** November 26, 2009, 04:35:41 PM »

Centuries · « **Reply #759 on:** November 26, 2009, 11:10:54 PM »

You laugh

Centuries · « **Reply #760 on:** November 26, 2009, 11:20:23 PM »

So did a certain member of my family....he will regret it

tellomon · « **Reply #761 on:** November 27, 2009, 09:52:39 AM »

"I'm wearing KEVLAR!"

Centuries · « **Reply #762 on:** November 27, 2009, 02:16:03 PM »

He -who-shall-be-nameless was also under the misguided impression Kevlar would be enough protection

*CountessA* · « **Reply #763 on:** November 27, 2009, 02:24:20 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #764 on:** November 27, 2009, 03:58:24 PM »

Centuries · « **Reply #765 on:** November 27, 2009, 05:18:35 PM »

It is the Season (almost) for being jolly.....?

*CountessA* · « **Reply #766 on:** November 27, 2009, 05:25:32 PM »

It is... and I'm trying very hard to get hold of a super-sized packet of Jollyness.

tellomon · « **Reply #767 on:** November 27, 2009, 06:29:50 PM »

Congrats Coinerz!

Ya got yer own Sin Bin.

I hope yer all happy and elite now!

It couldn't happen to a better bunch of blokes and blokettes.

C):-{= <" suckers! "<<

http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=1361.0

tellomon · « **Reply #768 on:** November 30, 2009, 02:07:09 PM »

April 15th, 2009 at 9:25 am

Now this is just a thought for Christmas ‘09. Seeing as we’re likely to continue our descent into tasty privation, and the soft comforts of despair, might you not consider these kinds of letters as requests for slightly more adult-oriented toys, that may help us flog our way towards a solution to our economic woes of delight? I’m speaking—of course—of light arms, and small caliber munitions.

Simply read every request for economic salvation as a plea for a Colt 45, or semi-automatic handgun, or a—uh… well, whatever (guns aren’t really my thing, I’m more of a WMD kind of guy), and make the drop. With everyone well-armed, the solution will be found in NO time!

(And hospitals will be pleased; what with all the organs and plasma they’ll be overstocked with.)

((And we’ll load it, and lock it, and fire true, and we’ll have the BEST. CHRISTMAS. EVER!))

http://www.cracked.com/blog/letters-from-santa

tellomon · « **Reply #769 on:** November 30, 2009, 04:01:39 PM »

Disney to Reboot Mickey Mouse, Internet to Make Fun of Them

As some of you may know, your childhood is getting a crotch punt–or as the New York Times puts it, Mickey Mouse is getting a reboot. The article discusses, among other things, a new Mickey Mouse to connect with today’s youth; a Mickey Mouse that is “cantankerous and cunning,” a dirtier Mickey who walks and talks differently and is maybe even a little selfish. Now, while one acclaimed writer maintains that today’s youth is less “cantankerous and cunning” and more “constantly sticky and full of shite,” others say the move is a welcome change. Mickey’s wholesomeness is outdated by today’s standards; if Disney wants him to connect to kids, they need him to be edgier and in your face; he needs to hangout with Yib, Tello and Smee...... and use buzz words or he’ll just disappear completely.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/disney-to-reboot-mickey-mouse-blogger-to-make-fun-of-them/

Roo · « **Reply #770 on:** November 30, 2009, 07:18:53 PM »

a new Mickey Mouse to connect with today’s youth; a Mickey Mouse that is “cantankerous and cunning,” a dirtier Mickey who walks and talks differently and is maybe even a little selfish.

Crikey! They are going to model the new character on me!

tellomon · « **Reply #771 on:** December 02, 2009, 07:36:49 PM »

Proof Positive: I'm not the ONLY junk poster......

What are you trying to proove, Yib?

*Yibida* · « **Reply #772 on:** December 02, 2009, 07:56:13 PM »

I wus Framed !!!.. I DINNIT PUT DIS HERE ! WHO'S DA WIZE GUY !!

*wheels* · « **Reply #773 on:** December 02, 2009, 07:58:12 PM »

Oh no! Has Gr8 got his hands on the splut tool again!

*Yibida* · « **Reply #774 on:** December 02, 2009, 07:59:22 PM »

LOOKS LIKE IT !!... Hang on tight here we go !...LOLOL

cueperkins · « **Reply #775 on:** December 02, 2009, 08:01:32 PM »

It's not Mr. T......

*Yibida* · « **Reply #776 on:** December 02, 2009, 08:01:46 PM »

Ha that wus fun ! lets go for another spin !...LOL

tellomon · « **Reply #777 on:** December 02, 2009, 08:35:46 PM »

:coinspin:

Roo · « **Reply #778 on:** December 02, 2009, 08:38:58 PM »

HaHa...Heads you win....but need to look at the tail for a further verdict..lol

tellomon · « **Reply #779 on:** December 02, 2009, 08:43:21 PM »

Yikes!

mandurahmum · « **Reply #780 on:** December 02, 2009, 09:35:13 PM »

Sorry yibs - I was trying to move it to the sin bin - but I stuffed up again.

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #781 on:** December 02, 2009, 10:43:40 PM »

the lust just gets bigger and bigger manmum first poor mishy now thus.....

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #782 on:** December 02, 2009, 10:44:51 PM »

Quote from: wheels online on December 02, 2009, 07:58:12 PM

Oh no! Has Gr8 got his hands on the splut tool again!

i shuld be so lucky kyllie...... sobs

i blame ......

CUPIE!!!!

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #783 on:** December 02, 2009, 10:46:12 PM »

Quote from: *Cupie* on December 02, 2009, 08:01:32 PM

It's not Mr. T......

i blame ......

CUPIE!!!!

*Ubbie Max* · « **Reply #784 on:** December 02, 2009, 10:59:17 PM »

I want a Splut tool, what do you do with them?

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #785 on:** December 02, 2009, 11:05:53 PM »

splut things ubie, if you get one give it to me.... (see countess) i wull demonstrate....

Centuries · « **Reply #786 on:** December 02, 2009, 11:12:30 PM »

Laughing so much.

Yib-- The latest in Snow Globes---

*Ubbie Max* · « **Reply #787 on:** December 02, 2009, 11:20:12 PM »

Spluting things sounds like great fun. I think I'll google splut tool, there may be one listed on Ebay.

*Yibida* · « **Reply #788 on:** December 02, 2009, 11:23:13 PM »

This is the splut tool Ubb's....

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Centuries · « **Reply #789 on:** December 03, 2009, 12:18:48 AM »

Oh! Ye canna hand a man a grander spanner

:maskwhistle:

*smee* · « **Reply #790 on:** December 03, 2009, 12:21:48 AM »

Quote from: Centuries on December 03, 2009, 12:18:48 AM

Oh! Ye canna hand a man a grandma spanner

??????

Centuries · « **Reply #791 on:** December 03, 2009, 12:27:51 AM »

Simply a passing idea

tellomon · « **Reply #792 on:** December 06, 2009, 01:37:14 AM »

http://www.wilhelmscream.net/

*Yibida* · « **Reply #793 on:** January 18, 2010, 03:07:30 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on January 18, 2010, 03:04:00 PM

food, education electricity water etc,

Those are not hand-outs from Tyrants.
They must be SEIZED by the People.
That's Revolution, Baby!

BTW how'd the en suite come out ?... dindt see any pics of the finished powder room?....[ back to topic ]

tellomon · « **Reply #794 on:** January 18, 2010, 03:35:34 PM »

It's not done yet.
Waiting for limited help to show up for wall & lid primer, paint, floor coverings, moulding/trim, electrical, and I'm doing the Custom Cabinets with oak pallets and power woodworking tools.

I'm prepared to die before this project gets done.

Sewar pipes are frozen, AGAIN!
Rock salt fixed it some.

*Yibida* · « **Reply #795 on:** January 18, 2010, 03:37:36 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on January 18, 2010, 03:35:34 PM

It's not done yet.
Waiting for limited help to show up for wall & lid primer, paint, floor coverings, moulding/trim, electrical, and I'm doing the Custom Cabinets with oak pallets and power woodworking tools.

I'm prepared to die before this project gets done.

Sewar pipes are frozen, AGAIN!
Rock salt fixed it some.

So ya still using the RV then..?

cueperkins · « **Reply #796 on:** January 18, 2010, 03:40:03 PM »

Hey tello...when ya finish...can ya come over here and finish my main bathroom?....I have a turbo tub, that is leaning against a wall...beckoning.....My back is shite...I need jets...lol....

How the hell are we gonna get you to Oz for a summer holiday?....do you have a pair of togs to wear at the beach?....lmao.....do you carry a towel? like any true hitchhiker of the galaxy?...do you trust Air Travel?....big questions.....many answers needed......

do we need a fund raiser?...here and there?...let's stage the Tello Invasion of Australia....state by state...lol...bit like the US's answer to Norman Gunston....lmao

tellomon · « **Reply #797 on:** January 18, 2010, 03:54:49 PM »

Quote from: *Yibida* on January 18, 2010, 03:37:36 PM

So ya still using the RV then..?

Not anymore. I got in-house alternative unit.
I'm Bohemian; why not use a Port-A-Poop?

_____________________________________________________________
Hey tello...when ya finish...can ya come over here and finish my main bathroom?...No. I don't work. I hire workers. You should do that!.

How the hell are we gonna get you to Oz for a summer holiday?....Stowaway on a freighter.
do you have a pair of togs to wear at the beach?....I will.
do you carry a towel? like any true hitchhiker of the galaxy?...In me tote.
do you trust Air Travel?....Never flew. Don't wanna.
big questions.....many answers needed......I'm pedaling as fast as I can!

do we need a fund raiser?...here and there?...Both. Mostly with Oz.
let's stage the Tello Invasion of Australia....state by state...lol... Get it on TV! Alert the Authorities and Ministers Of Culture and Art!!! Call some Drummers. Get me an Agent!!!

cueperkins · « **Reply #798 on:** January 18, 2010, 03:57:42 PM »

Ah...so ya wanna talk to Sir Les...Minister of the Y'arts?.....

I know some great session muso's...One drummer in particular in Charing Cross that might be able to get you studio work.....??

tellomon · « **Reply #799 on:** January 18, 2010, 04:13:15 PM »

Quote from: *Cupie* on January 18, 2010, 03:57:42 PM

Ah...so ya wanna talk to Sir Les...Minister of the Y'arts?.....

I know some great session muso's...One drummer in particular in Charing Cross that might be able to get you studio work.....??

EM me!
Stay on topic!

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