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:tello: "Examples of technical language
These words are often used together. You can go to the definition of technical or the definition of language. Or, see other combinations with language.
These examples are from corpora and from sources on the web. Any opinions in the examples do not represent the opinion of the Cambridge Dictionary editors or of Cambridge University Press or its licensors.
Some chapters remain mired in highly technical language, while others fail to transcend the limited social, cultural contexts of their studies.
From the Cambridge English Corpus
Some demonstrated the use of technical language, for example 'it did sound very like a scale'.
From the Cambridge English Corpus
Also, there is a very occasional tendency even in the best of papers to retreat into technical language at crucial moments.
From the Cambridge English Corpus
The principles that describe this set of equations make up a technical language originally developed in the fields of mathematics and physics.
From the Cambridge English Corpus
This book covers three main types of vocabulary: everyday language, official and technical language, and literary language.
From the Cambridge English Corpus
To aid comprehension, and avoid the technical language of z-transforms, the filters will not necessarily be constructed in their purest and most efficient form.

Your turn, Tessa."
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Mail Truck.


March 1, 2021

Why to avoid "Smart Guns" like the plague
Technology is a wonderful thing - until it fails when you need it most.

And this is especially true with firearms.

The Armatix iP1 is a semi-automatic pistol, chambered for the .22 Long Rifle rimfire cartridge, and uses "smart gun" technology.

It is designed and manufactured by the German company Armatix and sells for $1,500 new.

The iP1 is commonly referred to as a James Bond-style handgun.

The reason is, the handgun works with an RFID wristwatch using a smart system.

The gun communicates with the watch through a radio frequency.

For the gun to fire, the watch must be within 10 inches of the gun.

And the gun will not fire without the matching RFID wristwatch.

At least that is what gun control activists will tell you.

According to President Biden, “We have the technology to allow only authorized users to fire a gun.”

A study by Johns Hopkins University found that 79% of gun owners believe gun shops should be selling both traditional and smart guns.

However, only 5% of those gun owners were likely to buy a smart gun.

Smart guns are not a good idea, because as I mentioned earlier, technology fails us way too often.

Plus, one hacker proved how simple it is to defeat the "smart gun."

The hacker (who we will call Peter) found a way to shoot the gun without needing the wristwatch.

He easily turned the "smart gun" into a regular pistol.

But the thing is, it wasn’t through any high-tech hacking.

All it took was three magnets, a piece of wood, and a screw.

The "smart gun" works by using a metal plug to lock the firing pin.

The plug is then released by an electromagnetic signal transmitted from the watch.

But with magnets purchased from Amazon, Peter was able to unlock the firing pin.

Holding $15 worth of magnets next to the gun caused the firing pin to unlock without the wristwatch.

According to Peter, “I was almost a little surprised myself that it worked as it did. I pulled the trigger and it went 'bang.” He went on to say, “It's a fairly obvious flaw.”

Peter quickly notified the company of the issue.

The bottom line is, when your life is on the line you need to know your gun will fire.

And the smart guns and their fancy RFID watches have too many issues that could go wrong and cost you your life.

I would definitely avoid smart guns if I were you.

I want to know that if I have a home invasion at 3am that my Sig Sauer P226 will help save my life and that nothing will slow me down.

Jason Hanson
Editor, Spy & Survival Briefing
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Monday, March 01, 2021

While the Golden Globes last night introduced us to a series of actors who’ve broken stereotypes and made it big, more people are struggling to get the recognition they deserve — and the time is now to make their voices heard and faces seen. In today’s Daily Dose, we travel the world to bring to you the stars of tomorrow, looking at how they are navigating the ever-changing world of movies and TV, and the shows that you need to watch.


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This a new online shopping experience for me:

Returning an eBay item.

So far, so gimme back my money!

____________________________________________

My eBay
SJE-Rhombus 10VM1WP - VerticalMaster® Pump Switch (120V) w/ 10' Cord+Plug
Return item
Started
Shipped
Refund
by Mar 8
The item's on the way back
It should arrive by Mar 4 

Your refund should process within 2 days of delivery. 

Tracking details
Number:
93019200037581xxx
Carrier:
USPS
Mar 01, 03:30   
USPS IN POSSESSION OF ITEM
BIG BEAR LAKE CA 92315
Feb 24, 06:56   
PRE-SHIPMENT INFO SENT USPS AWAITS ITEM
SUGARLOAF CA 92386
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I know you deserve my courtesy to tell the tale

of the

Rhombus

Absolutely felafelen stupid.
I made myself look like
you.
Silly human race.

The Rhombus is a Brand Name for a
Trash Pump Actuator Float Switch.

(EVERYBODY: "Trash Pump Actuator Float Switch". Very good!)

Water rises, float rises, sets the pump ON.
Water down, OFF.

Our backyard was NOT properly engineered for runoff/drainage/flood control.
It "pools".
Gets too high, higher than the threshhold
the studio floods.

I survived 2 of them. Long ago. I don't wanna talk about it.

So then, 3 months ago I set about to install the pump rig at its designated site, and the float was toast.
Seized, and guys we all know what THAT'S like.

I bot another on eBay that day.
It come.
I set it "aside".
It wazzint flood season yet.
Whennit was I couldn't find the Rhombus Trash Pump Actuator Float Switch Mark I.
I bot another.
2 days later I find Rhombus Mark I buried in my tool shed
under a load of my other Groovy Industrial Inventory and Supplies Items.

I HOOKED IT UP that day!

Applied for a return. The next day.

And we ain't got a flood yet.
My gig (in life) is being "Ready" for Mother.

Naturally, in The Trailer Park Behind The Gate On The Mountain,
poor inferior drainage and all.....

So the pump, in concert with sandbags
is our solution
to flood
pollution.

Genius here.
Those who have gone before (poor craftsmanshit)
can
FLOCK ORF!


The End, happy now?
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I need to explain this:
Time gap, December 2020 to March 1 2021.
I made the delay.
And then the delay made me
and that's when I quit drinking and
got ON IT.
I got 60 bucks USD riding on this refund escapade.
(That, and my recycles.... I can get $2400 USD in Plonk for the Three Amigos FU Reunion World Tour.)

There was an extended deadline: this Thursday. I made it!!!

I had problems online to take possession of the PDF Return Shipping Labill.
If I gotta explain, you wouldn't understand.

There were mitigating factors, alright?

I hope this clarification has solved your curiosity.
I'm feeling pretty good about it right now, THX!
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And now Ladies and Gentlemen, a Special Feature for you all.

The Ron Tello Studios and The Tello Files

INTRODUCE TO YOU

Rhombus, the Sock Opera Version.
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Absolutely felafelen stupid.   :bounce:

I made myself look like
you.
  :badfinger:

Silly human race.
  :lurk:

The Rhombus is a Brand Name for a
Trash Pump Actuator Float Switch.
  :compress:

(EVERYBODY: "Trash Pump Actuator Float Switch". Very good!)  :t2:

Water rises, float rises, sets the pump ON.
Water down, OFF.
   :pirate1:

Our backyard was NOT properly engineered for runoff/drainage/flood control.
It "pools".
Gets too high, higher than the threshhold
the studio floods.
  :drama: :panic: :runforhills:

I survived 2 of them. Long ago. I don't wanna talk about it.   :chair:

So then, 3 months ago I set about to install the pump rig at its designated site, and the float was toast.  :deadhorse:

Seized, and guys we all know what THAT'S like.   :notworking:

I bot another on eBay that day.  :money:

It come.  :delivery:

I set it "aside".
  :felafelen:

It wazzint flood season yet.  :banana:

Whennit was I couldn't find the Rhombus Trash Pump Actuator Float Switch Mark I.   :huh:
I bot another.
  :onitsway:

2 days later I find Rhombus Mark I buried in my tool shed
under a load of my other Groovy Industrial Inventory and Supplies Items.
  :troll2: :buttkick:

I HOOKED IT UP that day!  :powershock:

Applied for a return. The next day.   :help:

And we ain't got a flood yet.  :congrats:
My gig (in life) is being "Ready" for Mother.
  :goodidea:

Naturally, in The Trailer Park Behind The Gate On The Mountain,
poor inferior drainage and all.....
  :roflmao:

So the pump, in concert with sandbags
is our solution
to flood
pollution.
   :indupitably:

Genius here.
:tello:

Those who have gone before (poor craftsmanshit)
can
FLOCK ORF!
   :mobbing:
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:tello: " I would like to take a
Survey/Pollon the subject,
but how do I converse with
Silent Internet Troll Zombies?

Nevermind...... '


:mummy:    :mop: Go on gedouddahere....
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Real Estate Notices

Room For Rent
Sugarloaf -- Furnished $475/mo.
Single person, must be Non-Smoker.
No pets.
Laundry, Gas, Water, Wifi and some Electricity.
Available 3-2-21
Info: 909 43X954*

We are next door (pictured) to the AD House:
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Remax Big Bear
February 25 at 10:26 AM  ·
*FEATURED LISTING*
BECKI WHEELER


Suzanne Perdue
Is this a manufactured home?

Becki Wheeler
Suzanne Perdue nope regular stick built home

Suzanne Perdue
Becki Wheeler Thank you 😊

Nikki Vlcek
No it is not ,it’s stick built. This was my first house up here loved it .

Ron Tello Culley
I live next door:
Room For Rent
Sugarloaf -- Furnished $475/mo.
Single person, must be Non-Smoker.
No pets.
Kitchen, Laundry, Gas, Water, Wifi and some Electricity.
Available 3-2-21
Info: 909 4369544

Becki Wheeler, the RE Agent:
Ron Tello Culley did I meet you? House to left or right?

Ron Tello Culley
The background one.
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What I wanna do, and won't, is
advertise:

Hey Ya'll!
Be my neighbor or Roomie!!!
Options are yours for the paying.

Exclusive Tello Event and long-term alibi.

What are ya, chicken?

I am only a man. (With surprises)

Ok, go on & be homeless, suckers!


It's a "Quality of Life" issue, and Standards
are a dying breed.
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ag·?it·?prop | \ ?a-j?t-?präp  \
Definition of agitprop
: PROPAGANDA
You may not think that some agitprop in your Facebook feed would really get under your skin. But that is exactly what smartly tuned postings … are designed to do …
— The Daily News of Los Angeles
especially : political propaganda promulgated chiefly in literature, drama, music, or art
Ample and gorgeous evidence … that all was not agitprop in Russia's postrevolutionary culture.
— Sada Fretz
… turning to studio heads to churn out the sort of rah-rah agitprop released during World War II …
— Graydon Carter
… [Joshua] Harmon reserves some of his powerful soliloquies for characters who probably oppose his private, personal opinions. That is the difference, of course, between art and agitprop.
— Samuel G. felafelen

"Agitational propaganda"
-Ronald Lee Culley aka Tello of Oz.


https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/agitprop

https://www.thefreedictionary.com/Agitational+propaganda

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It's not exclusive to the commies!!!
It's an American Hippie Artform, too.

It is intended to smash ALL corrupt governments, and this means YOURS!
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Sherry is here.
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Ron Tello Culley
Is this about livestock or math? Confuse me.
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$475
Room For Rent

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It's a good deal. You can live with me! Kinda...

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The rug under the footstool had my funnybone giggling.
"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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Jim Ladd You're Comin' Back


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  · Just now  ·
The sound of voices attract or detract.
Jim says "Good evening everybody. I'm Jim Ladd....and this is KMET."

And I'm all 17, sayin' "Whoo YA!"
#CountercultureloveIsuppose

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How did I get in here?
Is this a Jake Production and did I get abducted?
Rewind for me, please...
And how did I get to be Admin?
Musta been a Montello Day....

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The rug under the footstool had my funnybone giggling.

What else do ya have to tickle ?
Let's start with your Phancy!

It's Trending...
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Ron Tello Culley
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Hey Jake!
How come you are somebody and I just was?
How did that happen?
I can use a lift to town...
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Ron Tello Culley
Nevada gun; Tello drum.

André L. Paré
Is that the heater that got you 364 days in the hole? Or the drum that got you on the road crew with crash, ride, high hat and the gong gang?

Ron Tello Culley
357 days Gen Pop and PC. Drum is for sale. Pie not included.

Sune Aksnes
I really love that picture! 😃

Jake Robbins
That's my friend

Ron Tello Culley
And I be yours!

Ron Tello Culley
I just don't remember how....

Jake Robbins
facebook.com/254836621233102
Jim Ladd You're Comin' Back

Ron Tello Culley
Sheep Skin Slippers; I'm wearing them now!

Ron Tello Culley
Jim Ladd can suck my 45's!

Jake Robbins
You can inbox them or post it in group. The last peoples' DJ is off the grid and happier than ever! Free satellite though!

Jake Robbins
You're admin since 2014. Add/delete whoever you (don't) like.

Ron Tello Culley
Well now that ya put it like that...Can I declare Omer's Law and round up all the beer trucks?
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I don't know anything about this.

Here, you deal with it.

Look bizzy! Dance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?fbclid=IwAR3FELlvkecmdHqukvMqcKWf34JqA-CKtVoco3ShrcyO-LQ6_kmgsfJYhaE&v=h9G3QeFPe8Y&feature=youtu.be


This was my Blood, Sweat and Suffering Years.
The American 70's under siege of the Brits was too much to handle in my fragile coconut brain.
I am a survivor of the ZOSO.
Bonham is the Bonzo.
Amen.


(Moby Dick is a song, not on the sushi menu.)
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Wait!!!

I was in Jail in 2014

what is Jake saying??????????


I'm going to look into this and not care.
I know about being thrown a bum cue.
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