Author Topic: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show" (Read 67440 times)

*CountessA* · « **Reply #250 on:** November 09, 2021, 04:52:40 AM »

You're okay? And Sherry?

*smee* · « **Reply #251 on:** November 09, 2021, 07:29:46 AM »

Sherry is in the trunk , with holes in both feet

*CountessA* · « **Reply #252 on:** November 13, 2021, 05:48:09 AM »

That can't be good.

There's no room for a four-tester bed in a trunk.

tellomon · « **Reply #253 on:** November 17, 2021, 02:04:04 PM »

*CountessA* · « **Reply #254 on:** November 17, 2021, 11:50:22 PM »

I've got to buy a replacement wine glass for my picnic basket, but even if I buy, say, 3 or even 5 glasses, that's still silly if they're coming from the UK or from France.

I need to add something else to the order to justify the order itself and the postage. Perhaps a 4-bottle wicker basket, or perhaps an empty picnic basket...?

Then there might be a bottle of sherry in the boot/trunk. (We don't call it "trunk"... but I could put a bottle of sherry in a trunk as in PIECE OF LUGGAGE.)

tellomon · « **Reply #255 on:** November 18, 2021, 12:03:33 AM »

Careful, grrLfrenn.
One slip of the keyboard and you may have
a sexual harassment thingy over your domain.

tellomon · « **Reply #256 on:** November 18, 2021, 12:22:55 AM »

On the lighter side of domestic kaos.... I'm on an All Night Fry.
I sacrificed the sofa to Sherry tonite cuz it's the only bed at The Inn.

Thus, I am on the Outt.
Fat cuppa Joe and old monster movies.

There's some good shows on TV too.

Romance is in the air.
No, wait.... it's the aroma of propane.

tellomon · « **Reply #257 on:** November 18, 2021, 12:32:09 AM »

Quote from: *smee* on November 09, 2021, 07:29:46 AM

Sherry is in the trunk , with holes in both feet

smee is not an idiot on TV
but he plays one in real life.

tellomon · « **Reply #258 on:** November 18, 2021, 01:02:46 PM »

I don't know if or when I will ever get here:

https://bigbeardisposal.com/recycling/buy-back-center/

*CountessA* · « **Reply #259 on:** November 19, 2021, 07:45:23 AM »

You wish to buy a back?

tellomon · « **Reply #260 on:** November 19, 2021, 06:06:08 PM »

No, I'm shopping for a good, used spine.
Mine is expired.

Hospitalized earlier this evening for faulty bone structure.
Got more free meds. Wanna buy some?

I'm paying for it all in recyclables.

tellomon · « **Reply #261 on:** November 19, 2021, 06:25:26 PM »

More pix from 11-5-21; the trip back home.

3 Billboards outside Ely, Nevada.

"New York Chic advertising in a Hick Town"

tellomon · « **Reply #262 on:** November 19, 2021, 06:26:23 PM »

Ely Used Vehicles

tellomon · « **Reply #263 on:** November 19, 2021, 06:28:59 PM »

Hiko Narrows Ravine

tellomon · « **Reply #264 on:** November 19, 2021, 06:30:56 PM »

Truck Stop East of Las Vegas

tellomon · « **Reply #265 on:** November 19, 2021, 06:37:12 PM »

Tello and them, outside the Cowboy Bar, 11-5-21

*smee* · « **Reply #266 on:** November 20, 2021, 07:41:06 PM »

On reflection , you should photoshop that mirror out

And tell that bloke sitting on the bench to put some pants on

tellomon · « **Reply #267 on:** November 20, 2021, 07:45:11 PM »

Yer blotto. Go away.

tellomon · « **Reply #268 on:** November 22, 2021, 11:34:33 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #269 on:** July 23, 2022, 12:44:46 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #270 on:** August 02, 2022, 05:18:33 PM »

We got "signed - off" today!

Now, we can kill each other in pursuit of a better life!

It's gonna be great!

tellomon · « **Reply #271 on:** August 02, 2022, 05:40:05 PM »

Need to know
Yahoo
/
Sent

Ron Tello <m86thecat@yahoo.com>
To:
Admin

Tue, Aug 2 at 12:37 AM

http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=8265.msg724147#msg724147

We got "signed - off" today!

Now, we can kill each other in pursuit of a better life!

It's gonna be great!

Is it a "Telloism" or "Telloese"?

*CountessA* · « **Reply #272 on:** August 04, 2022, 07:56:46 PM »

You'll have to explain the signing off. What does that mean?

tellomon · « **Reply #273 on:** August 05, 2022, 06:41:53 AM »

Cave passed inspection!

*smee* · « **Reply #274 on:** August 05, 2022, 03:16:18 PM »

Evicted

tellomon · « **Reply #275 on:** August 05, 2022, 03:49:21 PM »

Oh no, much better.

We bribed the Inspector with Home Cooking.

*smee* · « **Reply #276 on:** August 05, 2022, 07:34:19 PM »

You gave him mull cookies?

*CountessA* · « **Reply #277 on:** August 06, 2022, 04:51:34 AM »

Tello must have given him drumsticks!

tellomon · « **Reply #278 on:** August 25, 2022, 10:30:11 AM »

And now, more deja vu:

10/11/2016 6:06AM

Luka Luciano
Luka
fyi sherry has been talking shite about you saying your a freeloader living off her lazy bum drunk...she is spending night with kevin in vta says she made you sleep in her rv not in a relation ship any more planning to give you the boot. a conspiracy pretty low that is why i am writing hate cheaters liars backstabbers lame ass way to do things she made herself out as a victim not cool...

*CountessA* · « **Reply #279 on:** August 28, 2022, 05:57:16 AM »

I hope it can be sorted out.

Give love a good name.

tellomon · « **Reply #280 on:** August 28, 2022, 06:06:42 AM »

Sorted!

tellomon · « **Reply #281 on:** September 22, 2022, 02:56:18 PM »

Here's a new one.

Sure, I drink.

I don't drive any more.

I'm quietly at my desk, servicing my Air Gun.
Reloading pellets in the 32 and 25 round magazines
and replaced the air cartridge.

She asks me not to play with my gun.

I said "No".

She left the neighborhood.
Got in her fruity little car and went away.

tellomon · « **Reply #282 on:** September 22, 2022, 03:03:18 PM »

Now I can turn up the TV volume in Peace.

Pretty fkin SAAAAd.

What it is and should not be.

tellomon · « **Reply #283 on:** September 22, 2022, 03:07:13 PM »

Imagine if the Patriots of the American Revolutionary War
bowed to the whims of their women like this....

We wouldda lost and be under The Crown even unto now.

tellomon · « **Reply #284 on:** September 22, 2022, 03:48:23 PM »

Don't ask people to "Think again" when they failed to think the first time.

I'm not TALKING shite.

This is the shitty TRUTH!

tellomon · « **Reply #285 on:** September 22, 2022, 04:07:20 PM »

"Hi Carla! Hi Kim!"

tellomon · « **Reply #286 on:** September 22, 2022, 04:21:42 PM »

Bag. Cat. Out of the.

tellomon · « **Reply #287 on:** September 22, 2022, 04:49:06 PM »

Seriously....

Yesterday, we are going to town in her fruity little car.

Some unknown, inconsequential object falls off the passenger side visor.

She diverts her attention towards it and nearly runs the ride into the ditch,
and of all places..... DEAD MAN'S CURVE.

I say "Watch it!"

Again, her common response to me is

"Shut the F Up!"

Go figure.

tellomon · « **Reply #288 on:** September 22, 2022, 06:27:08 PM »

I'm not apollogenic.

Not sorry being the first man OFF the moon.

tellomon · « **Reply #289 on:** September 22, 2022, 06:34:59 PM »

Oh, she said sorry.

Fine.

Does that correct anything?

SoonTime may tell....

tellomon · « **Reply #290 on:** September 22, 2022, 06:41:49 PM »

iN THE END/BOTTOM LINE...IT'S ALL MY FAULT.

If I was a woman, it would be a cat fight.

This shite is much more dirty.

Sucks to be a Guy, huh Guys?

tellomon · « **Reply #291 on:** September 22, 2022, 07:47:08 PM »

NO WAY!

11663 Views

Nobody can be this interested in my shite!

What is wrong with you????

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #292 on:** September 25, 2022, 11:34:02 AM »

IMHO, they're not.

I'd say less than 1% are viewed by those with a morbid curiosity - the rest is bots that notice something has changed.

tellomon · « **Reply #293 on:** September 25, 2022, 01:43:28 PM »

Make them stop.

I want blood.

Not motor oil.

*CountessA* · « **Reply #294 on:** September 29, 2022, 04:16:53 PM »

A word of Countessistic contemplation:

The manuscript of our life is not neat. It has wrong map contours; it has mistakes; it has tears making a mess of the ink - but it is, above all, a kind of truth.

Moreover, it is a truth that can be written by no one else.

We are what we are because of where we were and what we did. Our thoughts and actions are the form into which the batter of our self has been poured. Right or wrong, as Popeye said, "I yam what I yam."