Author Topic: BLUNT FORCE DROMMA TROMMA - The theory of crime and punitive awards } (Read 12560 times)

tellomon · « **on:** August 26, 2020, 11:16:53 AM »

Trauma Drama.

Welcome to the (Telloese 4.2000 version of this) *NEW* Tello Thread on the ozrt!

This is where I want Mental Gymnastics and Extraterrestrial Intelligence
to collide with
The Penal Code.
Outlaw and Disorder on a Galactic Level of absurdity and wonderment.

It's...face it, who am I kidding...another attempt to promote my Life's Goal...

I refer you to my Elko Smash thread. And those other pesky ones.

Yeah yeah I know: same shite new thread.

How about you try doing what I was forced to endure?
You'd hafta be a Tello to do it, but any warm body will do.

Right.

At the outset
I declare the following, to wit:
I declare the following, to wit:
I declare the following, to wit:
A) The title sounds catchy to me and I decide to roll with it.
2) I'm ignoring my own policy to "Never drink and post".

Eh, I'll see ya later! I gotta go. It's Trash Night and I run the cans.
(That's Yankee for CHORES, Mate!)

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #1 on:** August 26, 2020, 11:51:01 PM »

Buckle up people......!

tellomon · « **Reply #2 on:** August 28, 2020, 10:35:39 AM »

If I continue now, I'm subject to incarceration by the Thought Police.
I need to devise a scheme to avoid detection..

I bet they cant read smoke signals...

Look up, ya'll!

tellomon · « **Reply #3 on:** August 28, 2020, 10:36:22 AM »

Quote from: *Brum6y* on August 26, 2020, 11:51:01 PM

Buckle up people......!

*LIKE*

tellomon · « **Reply #4 on:** September 14, 2020, 04:03:34 PM »

I remember in my Youth, the demise of being presented with pre-perscribed choices.
For example: How does a so-called Civilized Society tend to itself in the short term tasks and hope for a decent (complacent) outcome?

In the halls of learning or burning, There's (for me, anyway) paint brushes and color wheels in the Art Dept.
And there's Jack Hammers and Dynomite in Shop Class.

Car shop was exclusive to the Gear Heads. Not my speed.

So then.....look what happened! for example..

*smee* · « **Reply #5 on:** September 14, 2020, 04:14:11 PM »

Looks a legit character

tellomon · « **Reply #6 on:** September 14, 2020, 04:47:38 PM »

Yeah, he passed the Acid Test.

tellomon · « **Reply #7 on:** September 14, 2020, 04:49:24 PM »

Celebrity mask impersonated.

Can you believe that's my real flowing locks? Not a weave in the lot.

tellomon · « **Reply #8 on:** September 15, 2020, 12:04:57 PM »

Membercide:

They're all dead! Right here. This website. Right now. REAL TIME, ya dummy!
That may explain why activity is lower and slower than a Smee slug on a Tello Willow.
Legal theories abound. I'm having a yard sale with them.
One thing, on the desk of this reporter is: I DON'T TRUST THE DEAD. And I do not hold out for any hope that the OZRT will morph into a Zombie Blog Fest.

But if it does, I'm ready.

Oh yes.

Bring it on, any and all Zeds of malfeasance and misfortune.

Not sorry for you. Sorry I have "Survivor's Remorse".

And THAT'S a Legal Defense!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #9 on:** September 24, 2020, 03:38:58 PM »

So then...right, M8! Suppose nothing REALLY duzzint matter and we do NOT admit/confess to it cuz it's a party foul and a debbie downer, much worse than poopie pants, can we all agree with this one?

In this present whirrld, the Heroes and Zee-rows are now obsolete, and the Standard Pecking Order of the FOOD CHAIN has been significantly altered, behind your back or prior notice. (lucky you, ya Blighter!)

Soylent Green is Purple.
Paisley is your only hope.

tellomon · « **Reply #10 on:** September 24, 2020, 03:50:12 PM »

Look.
I'm not making money here.

I am creating evidence.

So, what's new n how ya doin' M8?

*smee* · « **Reply #11 on:** September 24, 2020, 05:55:45 PM »

Is Debbie Downer from Dallas?

If so I think ive seen her in a movie

tellomon · « **Reply #12 on:** September 10, 2022, 11:40:28 AM »

bUmP!

*CountessA* · « **Reply #13 on:** September 12, 2022, 11:05:20 AM »

That bump was blunt force.

Oh, the trauma!

tellomon · « **Reply #14 on:** September 12, 2022, 12:19:49 PM »

It's only a flesh wound.

*CountessA* · « **Reply #15 on:** September 14, 2022, 03:11:41 PM »

The last time someone said that, they had an arm whacked off.

tellomon · « **Reply #16 on:** September 14, 2022, 05:17:00 PM »

The last time you said that,
there was a mass execution in the Sin Bin.

Fascist!

*CountessA* · « **Reply #17 on:** September 15, 2022, 01:16:40 PM »

Did you say fashionista?

Not quite. I'm not avant-garde, just individual.

tellomon · « **Reply #18 on:** September 15, 2022, 04:30:38 PM »

In my Chambers!

*CountessA* · « **Reply #19 on:** September 16, 2022, 11:24:07 PM »

You're not Judge Judy!

tellomon · « **Reply #20 on:** September 17, 2022, 12:49:44 PM »

You're not the Queen.

Yet.

*CountessA* · « **Reply #21 on:** September 29, 2022, 04:24:59 PM »

...

I may refrain from shouting "Off with his head!" but that doesn't mean I'm not fully investured.

*smee* · « **Reply #22 on:** September 29, 2022, 10:40:02 PM »

Do you have a cunning plan

*CountessA* · « **Reply #23 on:** September 29, 2022, 11:32:34 PM »

Oh indeed I do... more cunning than a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University.

Quote

"Oh Edmund. I do love it when you get cross. Sometimes I think about having you executed, just to see the expression on your face."

tellomon · « **Reply #24 on:** January 03, 2023, 01:17:16 PM »

Swerve left.
Collide right.
Stay centered.

*smee* · « **Reply #25 on:** January 03, 2023, 08:33:46 PM »

Clowns to the left of me ...

tellomon · « **Reply #26 on:** January 05, 2023, 08:24:08 AM »

Circus fun.

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