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« Reply #800 on: August 24, 2009, 06:25:17 AM »
Good....800.. :snipewin: :snipewin: :snipewin: :10: :10: :10: :youaretheman: :youaretheman: :youaretheman:
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« Reply #801 on: August 24, 2009, 08:48:36 AM »
Morning Tommy xxxx

Evening all xxxx

(had a shite of a day...pc NOT doing as it's told)....so.....



See ye tomorra xxxx

Absolutely knew you'd nab that one....lol....see Yib...what goes around, comes around.....I'm not the only one....and neither is Lynn.....*wink*

I see Tommy nabbed the latest snipe?..no doubt about that boy....

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« Reply #802 on: August 24, 2009, 10:38:16 AM »
The Cornflakes joke is another one to hit the laughter button. I can imagine a ditzy-looking woman (let's assume she is a PEROXIDED blonde with less than the average blonde intelligence - which is HIGH!) with pouty lips and designer hair looking at the breakfast table, puzzling over the oddly-shaped pieces... Lovely punchline!
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« Reply #803 on: August 24, 2009, 10:48:50 AM »
yes that joke is very funny  :applause: :applause:

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« Reply #804 on: August 24, 2009, 05:53:48 PM »
Goodmorning all..8.50 am...i hope im not offending anyone with blond jokes..there is plenty of Irish ones around
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« Reply #805 on: August 24, 2009, 06:01:31 PM »

 
 An investment advisor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel. The investment banker began to interview young lawyers.

"As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first applicants, "in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question." She leaned forward. "Mr. Mayberry, are you an honest lawyer?"

"Honest?" replied the job prospect. "Let me tell you something about honest. Why, I'm so honest that my father lent me $15,000 for my education, and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case."

"Impresive. And what sort of case was that?" asked the investment advisor.

The lawyer squirmed in his seat and admitted, "He sued me for the money."
 
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« Reply #806 on: August 24, 2009, 06:07:30 PM »
Hiya Tommy, some M&M blonde jokes for you.  ;D

Q ..  Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A .. They're too hard to peel.

Q .. How do you drive a blonde crazy?
A .. Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetize them.

Q .. How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A .. You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

Q .. What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A .. Proofreading.

Q .. Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A .. For throwing out the W's.

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« Reply #807 on: August 24, 2009, 06:31:09 PM »
Hiya Gang xxxx


*saunters in from UK*


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« Reply #808 on: August 24, 2009, 06:52:47 PM »
Hello Lyn, aren't you cold in that outfit? You might need to put a cardy on.  ;D It is freezing cold here at the moment!

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« Reply #809 on: August 24, 2009, 07:32:34 PM »
Hi there Wheels...nope...not cold...I live in Cairns, and it's always hot here.

*changes into sumthin more suitable for watchin teev in bed*



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« Reply #810 on: August 24, 2009, 10:37:52 PM »
That little number is sure to get the "frilly nightie lovers" very, very excited.
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« Reply #811 on: August 25, 2009, 05:10:58 AM »
Your looking very sexy Lynn.. *809
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« Reply #812 on: August 25, 2009, 05:17:03 AM »
 
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday
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« Reply #813 on: August 25, 2009, 05:02:36 PM »
Goodmorning 8.00am..nice sunny day
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« Reply #814 on: August 25, 2009, 06:48:48 PM »


Hiya Gang....being serious for a change.

Anybody had any luck with defrosting/reheating crunchy bread rolls...or just sliced breas?

Having Spag Bol for supper, and would just love to have a bread roll to soak up the juices, but NOT had any luck so far.

All replies will be tried...(mebbe not tonight)...and commented on.

Thanks in advance......Loopy xxxx

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« Reply #815 on: August 25, 2009, 07:08:05 PM »
Lynn, do you have a sandwich press? I make a quick garlic bread for one, using frozen bread slices or breadroll slices, spread with garlic butter, sandwich together and stick in the sandwich press. Just pull apart again to eat - crunchy on the outside, soft and garlicky on the inside!

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« Reply #816 on: August 25, 2009, 07:19:36 PM »
Whack your bread in the oven for a short time. This always crisps up frozen bread for me.

Talking about food. the Commander In Chief knocked up a pretty fine Pot Roast tonight followed by Bread & Butter Pudding. Magnificent feed, but my guts are now swollen from too much.

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« Reply #817 on: August 25, 2009, 07:20:26 PM »
Ubbrd, any leftovers?

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« Reply #818 on: August 25, 2009, 07:22:25 PM »
Yep, the Broccoli. Even my dog Harry won't eat Broccoli.

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« Reply #819 on: August 25, 2009, 07:31:26 PM »
Thanks for that Gang xxxx

Will try all those at a later date...not tonight coz I is starving and just buttered a coupla slices of fresh bread for tonight's supper.

Gotta love ye & leave ye (least I don't "kiss & tell") xxxx

See ye tomorra...off to me bed shortly


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« Reply #820 on: August 25, 2009, 08:02:53 PM »
ny mose cany speel  :green:

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« Reply #821 on: August 26, 2009, 06:02:28 PM »
GOODMORNING EVERYONE..its rain..rain..rain here
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« Reply #822 on: August 26, 2009, 06:08:05 PM »
Hi Tommy, it's early bushfires here..with strong Westerly, N/westerly, and S/westerly winds...can't make it's bloody mind up...lol...other parts of the east coast are either on fire or under severe wind storm conditions....sheesh....looks like an interesting summer....lol...beautiful one day, running for your life the next...

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« Reply #823 on: August 26, 2009, 06:16:09 PM »
 

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
 
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« Reply #824 on: August 26, 2009, 06:23:13 PM »
I know there are some others from these forums who can post in the UK forum, but where they're hiding, who can tell?
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« Reply #825 on: August 26, 2009, 06:27:49 PM »
Contessa...methinks they're frightened little bunnies?

...and the GOOD NEWS for today is:-

Weather in Cairns today:-

Wednesday 26 August

Absolutely beautiful!

Make the most of your time in Cairns today and experience some of its wonderful natural attractions..

Low 18 °C   High 29 °C


...and I know a lot of you are suffering from weird weather atm...let's hope it can only get better for you all.


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« Reply #826 on: August 26, 2009, 06:34:08 PM »
Hi Lynn...the weather doesn't bother me...bushfires bother me...and I would post on the UK, but I'm likely to attract a shadow.  Ebay forums everywhere have this type of thing though so, I'm not Robinson Crusoe...lol

 :troll:  

.I might take a peak tomorrow morning cause it's night there when it's sparrow fart here.....isn't it?...gives me jet lag just thinking about it...

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« Reply #827 on: August 26, 2009, 06:55:58 PM »
Your always welcome in the UK Cupie..glad to see Countessa better
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« Reply #828 on: August 26, 2009, 07:07:53 PM »
Cupie...I agree with Tommy...we have a few of those "dead-heads" on RT UK too, but we mostly manage to ignore them...or else, I have a very special gif I use for them (no words are needed)

If ye have a problem, just let us know...they will get one of my looks (and more)




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« Reply #829 on: August 26, 2009, 07:11:58 PM »
Well then I may just poke my nose in when you guys are posting...then it's gotta be safe...lol...I don't like getting into it with these idiots...I just ignore them and avoid them.....someone has to act like an adult....who can figure it out?  Some people are cretons....By the Way...I like the look....'the way of the look'.........I usually use my Dame Edna frown pic....

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« Reply #830 on: August 26, 2009, 07:20:13 PM »
Onya Cupie...Tommy and myself usually appear on RT UK around 5.30pm Oz Time (that's 8.30am breakfast time in UK).

Mostly nice posters on around that time...worth giving it a try eh?

Tucker time now for me darlin...and "Inspector Rex", then bed...see ye tomorra xxxx




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« Reply #831 on: August 26, 2009, 08:36:17 PM »
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am, regardless of their medical condition.

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the super natural.

No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 AM Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.

The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 AM all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about.

Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits... Just when the clock struck 11:00 , Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.



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« Reply #832 on: August 26, 2009, 08:37:39 PM »
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet did not pay enough postage on a letter bomb....It came back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

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« Reply #833 on: August 26, 2009, 08:51:51 PM »
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am, regardless of their medical condition.

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the super natural.

No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 AM Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.

The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 AM all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about.

Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits... Just when the clock struck 11:00 , Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.

This is a rewording straight from one of the "No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency" series. Mma Ramotswe solves the mystery of the unfortunate patients who need to be connected to the ventilation machine.

Is anyone else a Precious Ramotswe fan?
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« Reply #834 on: August 26, 2009, 09:07:04 PM »
Countess. Are you saying this is not true & that Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper doesn't exist. I'm shattered.
 

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« Reply #835 on: August 26, 2009, 09:25:05 PM »
Pookie Johnson exists, and they may call him The Sweeper, but he actually works for the Mafia - and his sweeping involves a silenced pistol, a roll of canvas and a tasteful selection of cement blocks.

He doesn't work on Sundays.
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« Reply #836 on: August 26, 2009, 09:28:15 PM »
Phew Countess, that's a relief. You have restored my faith in humanity.

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« Reply #837 on: August 27, 2009, 05:55:15 PM »
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« Reply #838 on: August 27, 2009, 06:27:22 PM »
Hi Tommy dinner time over here...just thinking about what I might have...something simple....like scambled egg on toast....lol

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« Reply #839 on: August 27, 2009, 06:34:41 PM »
Hiya Cupie xxxx

Just about to have my supper too...Spag Bol again...yummy.

Will pop back in again about an hour.


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« Reply #840 on: August 27, 2009, 06:35:49 PM »
Hi Lynn...had spag bol last night....will see ya in a while.

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« Reply #841 on: August 27, 2009, 07:28:06 PM »
...and now I have a full tummy...so gonna sneak out early & watch a bit of teev.



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« Reply #842 on: August 28, 2009, 12:17:23 AM »
Goodnight Lynn
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« Reply #843 on: August 28, 2009, 08:17:47 AM »
Hiya Gang xxxx

Going on a pub crawl tonight...anybody wanna join in?


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« Reply #844 on: August 28, 2009, 08:24:58 AM »
Hiya Gang xxxx

Going on a pub crawl tonight...anybody wanna join in?



Geez Lynn, it was you what stole my daily drive.

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« Reply #845 on: August 28, 2009, 08:33:49 AM »
Hiya Barny.....I'm always "nicking" stuff...so chances are you're right about that.

On RT UK Boxing Day, we all meet up for a CONGA LINE, and travel all over the place.

Last year we visited Germany, Holland, France, Spain, USA & OZ.

Had a ball! Hope we do that again this year!

Housework time, so will see you this arvo xxxx

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« Reply #846 on: August 28, 2009, 05:38:55 PM »
Hello Lynn..Goodbye Lynn..Goodmorning everyone else
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« Reply #847 on: August 28, 2009, 07:15:48 PM »
Greetings from the other side of the world.
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« Reply #848 on: August 28, 2009, 07:18:17 PM »
Hi Tommy & Contessa xxxx

Gotta luv ye & leave ye...Friday night footy is about to start...see ye tomorra.


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« Reply #849 on: August 28, 2009, 10:07:49 PM »
Enjoy the game, Lynn - but you don't fool us. You're not really in bed as the picture sneakily tries to suggest. No, no, you're engaged in ritual football worship!
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