Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 4241930 times)

*Ubbie Max* · « **Reply #3600 on:** April 02, 2010, 07:33:43 PM »

Oke Doke Tello. A while back you posted photos of the snow at your place. I found a photo of me fly fishing 2 days before summer here in NSW near Adaminaby . We get snow as well but this was unusual.

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tellomon · « **Reply #3601 on:** April 03, 2010, 12:10:12 AM »

tellomon · « **Reply #3602 on:** April 03, 2010, 12:56:59 AM »

Quote from: tellomon on March 30, 2010, 04:41:39 PM

Mystery post; maybe
I shouldint do it......

I prolly already did.

Ain't nothing in the code to give it up!

Again: guess the hottie!

pra666 · « **Reply #3603 on:** April 03, 2010, 09:57:44 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #3604 on:** April 03, 2010, 11:22:09 AM »

April Fools is SOOO yesterday.

Centuries · « **Reply #3605 on:** April 03, 2010, 01:56:58 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on April 03, 2010, 11:22:09 AM

April Fools is SOOO yesterday.

Sooooo next year

tellomon · « **Reply #3606 on:** April 03, 2010, 02:00:19 PM »

Sooo, steal my junk!

Centuries · « **Reply #3607 on:** April 03, 2010, 03:12:44 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #3608 on:** April 04, 2010, 03:14:21 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #3609 on:** April 04, 2010, 06:37:21 PM »

Excerpts from facebook:

Ron Culley-
FLOCK! 2 of my links are missing from my profile. Just flocking GONE and I'm pissed off about it!
Trudi says this flocking joint is having Glitch issues & my links shouldda returned.
They didn't! So I gotta repost--is that it? Flocking repost 2 perfectly good links because of some flocking technical bullshit????
Flockin' shitt.

O...K I will, and they better stick this time, mofos!!!!!
Or else....I'll post them again & again.
Somebody is gonna flocking lose & it ain't gonna be me!
_______________________

Ron Culley-
Yes. As a matter of fact, I DO feel better now.
Flock it. I won't repost. Those links were only about 2 washed-up Hollywood types.
Nobody gives a flock about them anyway...EXCEPT ME!
Anybody wants to know, they can email me.

_____________________________

Ron Culley-
There's more?
Right...

I went to High School with these 2 un-named characters.
We all graduated and went our separate ways. They made it in the flocking movie industry, and I got flocked-over in the Rock and Roll rackett.

I had to end up being a flocken bum my whole life and they got to be all that showbiz would let them be!

And one day, they became flocking bums too....
Here's the flocking kicker: They lost it all, and I never had anything!
Flock...I WIN!!!!!
______________________

Trudi Volker
hahaha... luv it! now i wanna know who they are... how famous were they, i wanna laugh at them!
_______________________

Ron Culley
One of them has a brother on fb and I just talked with him & I can't piss them off or I'll lose my dinner invite.

The other one is Rob Bottin.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rob_Bottin

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Ron Culley-
You know I'm FLOCKING GLAD those links are missing!
Sure, I gave up Rob in that one post, cuz I was never in love with him. (But we did share some great times in the Art Dept.!)

The other Mystery Wash-out I'm protecting.

Why?

Millions of adoring fans want her to return to the Cinema.

Thousands of Fan Sites, all regurgitating the same old poop while NO ONE has a clue where she went, why she went there or where she is now.

It's a flocking mob out there and they will NOT hesitate to canabalize her good, sweet assets in a celebrity feeding frenzy to be rivaled only by Norma Jean.

No. What we have here is " Everlasting Star Power" on the down-low. It MUST be protected, and that I am doing, for now.....

We were High School Sweeties. I never thought a long-haired
Rock and Roll Drummer from El Monte could possibly EVER get a turn with an Arcadia Princess. Let me tell you flockers something: "I did! And it was good".

Now, on a flocked-up expired literary license side note: If she were my sister and she deliberately fell from grace on my watch, I'd take a slingshot to her bum and say "Hey! You get back in the studio and make some more movies....or get in the kitchen and bake me some pies!"

And if was her daddy....(woe!), I'd spank that shitt! Flock yeah I would! Make a Heavyweight Contender outta her....
Throw her assetts in a cage with Sarah Conner, take bets
and make some serious BANK!

But no. Shitt's what it is and I'm being a responsible Keeper of The Secret Diva.

And if I keep this shitt up long enuff she may sign on to facebook and kick my ass for shitts and grins in front of everybody, how do ya like me now thankyouverymuch!

Flock yeah! Bring it on! Just like old times back in the 'hood.

OK, no more clues about my personal obsession with Shadows of Greatness in My Life.

I'm done.

___________________________

Clayton Baker-
Sure, you are...

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Ron Culley-
I are...what? Obsessed? Heck yeah!

No, wait! Not obsessed. Sounds like I'm stalking....
Oh, I got it: I'm an 'enthusiastic supporter of Cinema'.
Happy now?

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http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?ref=profile&id=690587159#!/group.php?gid=2255170822&ref=ts
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(Hey relax! It's the internet, remember?)

Roo · « **Reply #3610 on:** April 04, 2010, 07:06:01 PM »

I know when I'm beaten.....I'll just shut the door on the Luuurv Shack and think of things that may have been......

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #3611 on:** April 04, 2010, 07:13:37 PM »

its ok roo, there's plenty more weird drummers in montello ...

Roo · « **Reply #3612 on:** April 04, 2010, 07:25:08 PM »

Thanks gr8...but there is only one Tello........

tellomon · « **Reply #3613 on:** April 04, 2010, 08:31:31 PM »

Quote from: Roo on April 04, 2010, 07:25:08 PM

Thanks gr8...but there is only one Tello........

NO!

Roo.......

You will not play me like that!

Stop it. Stop it now.

You are over-reacting and it's unnecessary.

I have not violated any of our Secret Trusts, and I hope you will realize that you need to know it.

Please. Get a grip.

It's the internet, silly....

Nobody gets wet.

and YOU, gr8: nothin' doin', but nice try Mate.

Roo · « **Reply #3614 on:** April 04, 2010, 08:38:26 PM »

Do what you need to do Tello.....spread your oats....or whatever guys do these days....and one day....when you have had your fill....I may be there....no promises.

*smee* · « **Reply #3615 on:** April 04, 2010, 08:42:50 PM »

spread your oats...

thats not how you make porridge ( said with broad Scottish accent)

tellomon · « **Reply #3616 on:** April 04, 2010, 08:48:38 PM »

Oh Baby please. You're breaking my balls. Please don't break my balls.
I can't do Damage Contol over literature, ya see? That shitt ain't right..

Storys, right? Tall Tales, light entertainment, minor distractions to ease the pain of the long day. Silly chatroom banter, folderol and ballyhoo. Having fun with my new friends.

Friends? Remember friends....?

I'm just playin' it up with my homies, ain't no shimmy-jimmy goin on....

Come on, Baby.

I luvs ya, you know I do!

etc., etc., etc...............

C):-{= <" she'll get over it. always does.... "<<

Roo · « **Reply #3617 on:** April 04, 2010, 08:50:59 PM »

If he wants an actress.....I should get an Academy Award!

tellomon · « **Reply #3618 on:** April 04, 2010, 08:54:50 PM »

Hey!
WTF!!!!?????????
Yer on FB, and you don't do the do with any of it!!!
That's right.

This ain't about me being 'on'; it's ALL about you being 'off'.

Yeah. Now who's up for review?

Roo · « **Reply #3619 on:** April 04, 2010, 09:04:20 PM »

My dearest Tello....

I work most weeks for anything up to 60 hours. I come home and have to be Mum and Dad and Cook and Cleaner. I survive on 3-4 hours of sleep most days.

Facebook is so hard to follow! I have tried....but it's weird!

I'm too scared to add anymore friends...because I may be eaten by some strange animal that was once adopted and needs my care!

I get invited to join sites that a pre-requisite is that you swear.

I don't use bad language on line...it's not my thang!

I want to talk to people.....but I have to find them first.

tellomon · « **Reply #3620 on:** April 04, 2010, 09:35:22 PM »

That swear site is just one of 1000's.
I made 20+ boys and girls friends worldwide 2day. Nice peeps.
See them in my friends list box.
I can make recommends 4 u.

FB is good thing, need to play to learn, i did!

you have to want to do it! ;-)

tellomon · « **Reply #3621 on:** April 04, 2010, 09:37:22 PM »

u can do searches for ppl you know, knew. no shortage of ppl, interests and values.

i connected with ppl from elementary, hi school. wayyy blast from the past!

FB smokes myspace hands down. some glitches, what's new? ;-)

tellomon · « **Reply #3622 on:** April 04, 2010, 09:52:57 PM »

millions of piccys to swipe! selection more than photobucket! variety and ease of loading.

Make piccy albums! Privacy settings. live chat, PM, sharing. Cleans whitewall tires.
Sorry, doesn't do gifs/animations. :-(

99% idiot proof!

Are you getting this YIB????

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?v=feed&story_fbid=116189745057828&id=690587159#!/profile.php?ref=profile&id=690587159

Roo · « **Reply #3623 on:** April 04, 2010, 10:03:57 PM »

I'm on dial up.

Just looking up the weather takes forever!

Facebook is sloooowwwwww...for me.

I can't do FB at work either...they banned it. Not that I would have time to go there anyway..lol

I think I want to just crawl under a rock most days....it would be quiet....and peaceful..lol

tellomon · « **Reply #3624 on:** April 04, 2010, 10:38:56 PM »

Apparently FB is not for you.

Conversely, I don't do parenting.

That's an even table.

tellomon · « **Reply #3625 on:** April 05, 2010, 10:57:31 AM »

Big Jesus Earthquake! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Magnitude 7.2 quake strikes Baja California Sunday, April 4, 2010

LOS ANGELES – A strong earthquake south of the U.S.-Mexico border Sunday swayed high-rises in downtown Los Angeles and San Diego and was felt across Southern California and Arizona, knocking out power and breaking pipes in some areas but causing no major damage.

The 7.2-magnitude quake struck at 3:40 p.m. in Baja California, Mexico, about 19 miles southeast of Mexicali, according to the U.S. Geological Survey. It was initially reported as a magnitude-6.9 quake. The updated magnitude was still an estimate, according to USGS seismologist Lucy Jones.

The area was hit by magnitude-3.0 quakes all week.

"It's been quite a while since we've had an earthquake this large," Jones said. "The last time we had an earthquake this large in either Baja or California was in 1992 with the Landers Earthquake, which was 7.3."

The USGS reported three strong aftershocks within the hour, including a magnitude-5.1 jolt in the Imperial County desert east of San Diego. Magnitude-4.5 and magnitude-4.3 aftershocks were also reported.

The 7.2-magnitude quake was felt as far north as Santa Barbara, USGS seismologist Susan Potter said.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_baja_earthquake;_ylt=AketDNW2tWKK9KjY2YrSzGGs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTNpOHByaWZnBGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMTAwNDA1L3VzX2JhamFfZWFydGhxdWFrZQRjY29kZQNtb3N0cG9wdWxhcgRjcG9zAzEEcG9zAzMEcH

lady rose · « **Reply #3626 on:** April 05, 2010, 03:31:31 PM »

tello are you shaken all over LOL

Hey roo just read at another place some one call some one RACIST and then called them WHITE TRASH PMSL

tellomon · « **Reply #3627 on:** April 05, 2010, 03:38:43 PM »

This is what I did on Easter 2010. facebook.

Ron Culley April 4 at 3:51pm

Greetings from Nevada;

Let's talk Film Shop, shall we?

I'm connecting to you now from the FB Film site.
And as fate may have it, we became FB friends only yesterday!

My objective here is to chat, present and solidify my ideas, wants and visions with regards to a multi-faceted Film.

This is my first, genuine and meaningful attempt to get the goods out of my head, and into the open for consideration and review.

Something about you being here on FB is definantly motivating my otherwise lazy & lethargic butt into forward motion.

I gotta start somewhere, right? Let me try here with you, for reals!

Are you with me so far?
I will compose another eLetter with the particulars if you are interested.

Please give this some consideration, or perhaps share with your collegues.

I'm ready to Produce an exceptional piece of Film Art.

Thx Luv!

Cheers!!!

XXX April 4 at 4:11pm
Ok... this is telling me WHAT? You are making a movie? Which Genre?
I ask as I have done over 8 years film study at University along with my Fine Art degree, presented a live TV show in Ireland for 13 years, shot and edited my own ROAD TRIP Harley vid with 10 years of stuff condensed....so......tell me...is this a wind up, a joke....are you serious, or looking for a "fall guy" to take-the-piss-out-of?
The wording of this message is rather official, like a business proposition ....gimme a break..BOTTOM LINE...WTF are we talkin about?? Drafting a SCRIPT for film, an idea, WHAT?
If you are actually serious, I can offer an opinion, nothing more.On an Art level....but I am a hard marker and pull no punches...
.....and I am v well aware that in American circles "Film Art" can translate as PORN or SNUFF or SnM.
Bet you sent this to all your new friends to see how they respond. wanna

huh?

April 4, 2010 4:12pm
...if this is a new FB game, pick an easier target, darlin. Huggles and lovage. X

Ron Culley April 4 at 5:19pm
Great response!
I can lighten up my language for ya. I'm trying to be presentable and polite.
Yes I'm serious. I never considered my tact would appear to be a game. I see your point of view.

I give you a break cuz you asked for it... I'm no Player on you; what I have is honest and genuine. I don't need to BS anyone when my truth is spot on.

Let me restate this: Film Art isn't working for you, and I fail to invent a more defining word or term.

Bottom line, a mix of:

1) Documentary; the Baby Boy Richey storey (1)

2) Music Video; me on Drums, on stage at Karaoke, and on my motorbike to the tune "Born to be Wild". (2)

3) Indie low budget Zombie flick based on real life circumstances and possibilities in my small town :

a) intentionally contaminated water supply (ala "The Crazies")

b) chemtrails, covert chemical/bio-haz Ops, electronic warfare; disinformation, panic, civil unrest & annihilation.

c) corrupt, nefarious State and County Governments with a longstanding agenda to depopulate and destroy Montello, Nevada because they "just don't like us". It's true! Well documented.

300+ residents living with these circumstances & realities can't all be wrong.

Please designate the skepticism and funny looks to the film, and a generous dose of kudos to the locals who dare to brave this shite daily, for nearly 100 years.

I shite you NOT this is real. Why would you discredit & disprove it so soon? Investigate!

************ Here's the footnotes ************

(1) http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=2084.20
story line begins at post #37

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?ref=profile&id=690587159#!/profile.php?v=photos&id=1387101381

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?ref=profile&id=690587159#!/profile.php?v=photos&id=1213640468

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?ref=profile&id=690587159#!/profile.php?id=1387101381&ref=mf
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(2) http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?v=photos&ref=profile&id=690587159#!/album.php?aid=201897&id=690587159

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?v=photos&ref=profile&id=690587159#!/album.php?aid=201919&id=690587159

http://video.yahoo.com/watch/196402/1745286
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(3) Scenes/Shoot locations in town:

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?v=photos&ref=profile&id=690587159#!/album.php?aid=201906&id=690587159&op=12

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2049393&id=1552505292

http://www.untraveledroad.com/Montello-Nevada.htm
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Take your time.
See that I am backing my shite up with the goods.
I am confident in my work.

Thanks.

-RT

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?ref=profile&id=690587159#!/profile.php?ref=profile&id=690587159

XXX April 4 at 5:56pm
OKAY...a certain smile.
I will take all this on board and do as homework/research in the morning, but right now, I am in Ireland, 5 hours, at least, ahead of you, with 8 hours driving behind me in flooding conditions during a krap rain storm day....brain is nuked. " A domani"...tomorrow, will troll thru your links here.

Ron Culley April 4 at 6:12pm
Good on ya!
Ripper.
Cheers!
-RT

tellomon · « **Reply #3628 on:** April 06, 2010, 02:19:05 PM »

Chronic Forum Poster's Disease

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=112264522125533#!/group.php?v=wall&gid=112264522125533

tellomon · « **Reply #3629 on:** April 08, 2010, 01:11:12 PM »

It's sabbotage I tell you!

My computer moves here, but is seized on facebook.
I pissedoff Big Brother, AGAIN!

tellomon · « **Reply #3630 on:** April 08, 2010, 02:19:33 PM »

26200 :zombiesuit:

tellomon · « **Reply #3631 on:** April 10, 2010, 12:55:14 PM »

Super-Secret crap going on here, people. Move along, there's nothing to see here....

Paul T: Going to see Puddle of Mudd in Concert

Teri :
So much love them that I am now listening to them. ?

Bonnie:
have fun wished I was going!

Ron Tello:
Buttmunch! WE PLAY BETTER THAN THEM!!!!!
Back into The Studio for you, dick!

Ron Tello:
BTW: I Escorted your Mom all Day Today! Great Attitude! She told me off, and I took her home!

tellomon · « **Reply #3632 on:** April 10, 2010, 01:02:14 PM »

Kirsten Baker
Awaiting friend confirmation

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Wall
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Info
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Kirsten only shares some of her profile information with everyone. If you know Kirsten, send her a message.

Basic Information

Sex: Female
Birthday: April 7, 1960

-The Facebook Team

tellomon · « **Reply #3633 on:** April 10, 2010, 01:07:17 PM »

This ain't History. It's a 30 year old delayed response.

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #3634 on:** April 10, 2010, 07:44:04 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #3635 on:** April 12, 2010, 11:18:12 AM »

Quote from: tellomon on April 03, 2010, 12:56:59 AM

Quote from: tellomon on March 30, 2010, 04:41:39 PM
Mystery post; maybe
I shouldint do it......

I prolly already did.

Ain't nothing in the code to give it up!

Again: guess the hottie!

REMEMBER THIS?
The Update is really bad, man.....

More later, or not....

tellomon · « **Reply #3636 on:** April 12, 2010, 11:27:24 AM »

Have you ever had "one of those days" when you, on reliable first-hand source, had the latest, hottest Tabloid Story of The Century, but you were promising to keep it Private and Confidential out of Professional Courtesy?

Today is the day for me!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #3637 on:** April 12, 2010, 12:28:30 PM »

Anon Source:

When XXX picked her up at the airport Friday she was with security after falling down then bleeding and refusing medical attention.

Also being belligerent and threatening people but insisting she was not high or drunk.

After they got home XXX and his mom almost had to call 911 to control her. In the past 4 years I have made numerous attempts to help her.

After being released from prison it all started again.

Today on the phone she says she doesn't remember and right now we just wait for the next crazy shitt to hit.

HellWest'nCrooked · « **Reply #3638 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:28:02 PM »

Wish this story was a bit closer together Tello, I nearly forget in between instalments!!

Sooooooooo..are you going to spill the beans or not??

Centuries · « **Reply #3639 on:** April 13, 2010, 12:26:52 AM »

*smee* · « **Reply #3640 on:** April 13, 2010, 12:41:28 AM »

*Yibida* · « **Reply #3641 on:** April 13, 2010, 11:57:05 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #3642 on:** April 14, 2010, 10:24:18 AM »

Heh. Check it out! My 'sources' booted me out of their facebook lives.
Said I'm "too over the top for their more conservative friends".

LOL!

Now I'm not sworn to secrecy and I can Tell All.
It's all really saaaad, actually.

I'll post it in due time...

Flockers!

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tellomon · « **Reply #3643 on:** April 14, 2010, 02:03:17 PM »

Looking like something from Lord of the Rings, this lovely picture is of the Montello area's new cell phone tower.

Thanks to Ron Watson of Horseshoe Flats we now have a cell phone tower. It is primarily his single handed effort that got the tower here. The tower is located on Ron's property right by the Old Motel, or Horseshoe Flats (AKA "Area 52")

This is by far one of the biggest advances this area has seen in a long time. The signal should be turned on any day now. This is wonderful for the area, thank you for making this happen Ron!!
The tower is completed but is waiting final electrical inspections.
The service provider is Alltel, http://www.alltel.com/.

http://montelloalpacacompany.blogspot.com/?spref=fb

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*Yibida* · « **Reply #3644 on:** April 14, 2010, 02:41:26 PM »

Tello you gotta get a chopper man ! .... you live in such a beautiful area.... look at those mountains !... If I lived there the first thing I'd do is get a licence and start exploring from above...

tellomon · « **Reply #3645 on:** April 14, 2010, 02:57:09 PM »

An Off-Road Chopper?
R U serious?

I take off in my Pickup Truck!

This is for you:

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*Brum6y* · « **Reply #3646 on:** April 15, 2010, 12:16:53 AM »

I'm thinking aircraft....

tellomon · « **Reply #3647 on:** April 15, 2010, 03:22:30 AM »

Most local explorers drive ATV's.
I ride my Scoot around town, and truck it to the Highlands for afternoon romps.

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #3648 on:** April 15, 2010, 05:05:51 AM »

good morning sunshine

tellomon · « **Reply #3649 on:** April 15, 2010, 11:40:17 AM »

Top 'O The evenin' to ya, Midnight!

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Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 4241930 times)

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