Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 4242913 times)

*CountessA* · « **Reply #3200 on:** January 28, 2010, 05:42:22 PM »

Have you also searched for Pluto Pup Cannons?

*smee* · « **Reply #3201 on:** January 28, 2010, 06:21:07 PM »

Quote from: robbiewithluv on January 28, 2010, 10:55:01 AM

is this for real?
or is it along the lines of smee enterprises?

are you suggesting Smee Enterprises isnt real ????

could you convince the tax dept that we dont exist ????????...... please !!!!!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #3202 on:** January 30, 2010, 12:06:15 PM »

NEW!

A Management decision has been made.

O Yez! O yez! "No more Mister Nice Guy" has been invoked! (And we're hoping it'll stick for at least 24 hours....)

Please stand by..........

*CountessA* · « **Reply #3203 on:** January 30, 2010, 12:10:43 PM »

This could get ugly...

tellomon · « **Reply #3204 on:** January 30, 2010, 12:58:07 PM »

I don't see you buying Ring Side tickets to this extravaganza..........

Stock Photo

*CountessA* · « **Reply #3205 on:** January 30, 2010, 01:05:21 PM »

You're not singing opera - you're pointing a gun!

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #3206 on:** January 30, 2010, 02:02:09 PM »

glass thongs are in this year tello ....

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #3207 on:** January 30, 2010, 02:07:21 PM »

so are these little babies ..

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=39246444&utm_source=bronto&utm_medium=email&utm_term=Numchuck+Pillow+Ninja+Pillow+Fight&utm_content=etsy_finds_012910&utm_campaign=etsy_finds_012910

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #3208 on:** January 30, 2010, 02:08:14 PM »

not here ... not a bit

winnie the pooh

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #3209 on:** January 30, 2010, 02:08:38 PM »

dud u muss me? (dont answer that)

tellomon · « **Reply #3210 on:** January 30, 2010, 02:57:58 PM »

Wow. This is where we’re headed. This is why I say that the issue with all these public assistance programs is not necessarily the total sum of what it costs. This is why I tell people, defend and defeat, defend these things, or defend not installing these things, and defeat these things on the grounds of liberty. It’s all about liberty. Once you deprive people of their natural-born instinct to survive, and you provide them everything that they need, they have no incentive to do anything other than vote for Obama. Or vote for a future Obama to make sure the benefits keep coming in.

http://www.mikechurch.com/Public-Transcripts/liberty-death-welfare.html

*Yibida* · « **Reply #3211 on:** January 31, 2010, 01:30:11 AM »

tellomon · « **Reply #3212 on:** January 31, 2010, 08:19:44 AM »

http://www.uglyhousephotos.com/

*CountessA* · « **Reply #3213 on:** January 31, 2010, 07:57:53 PM »

Harking back to your post about providing people with all they need, clearly without any incentive to earn things and maintain things... good point. It's like turning people into cattle.

tellomon · « **Reply #3214 on:** February 01, 2010, 03:55:43 AM »

Julia Pastrana

Julia Pastrana, a Mexican Indian, was born in 1834. She had hypertrichosis terminalis; that is, her face and body were covered with straight black hair. Her ears and nose were unusually large and her teeth were irregular.

Theodor Lent discovered her and purchased her from a woman who might have been her mother. Lent taught her to dance and play music and took her on a worldwide tour with the name "Bearded and Hairy Lady". She also learned to read and write in three languages. Eventually they were married and she became pregnant.

During a tour in Moscow, Pastrana gave birth to a baby with features similar to her own. The child survived only three days, and Pastrana died of post-birth complications soon after.

Lent did not abandon the tour; he contacted a Russian professor named Sokoloff, had his wife and the child mummified and displayed them in a glass cabinet. He eventually found another woman with similar features, married her and named her Zenora Pastrana. Totally full-blown batshit crazy, he was eventually committed to a mental institution, and was never seen again.

The mummies disappeared from the public view. They appeared in Norway in 1921 and were on display until the 1970s when the Norwegian government threatened confiscation if they were not withdrawn from the public. The mummies were stolen in 1979 but later recovered and stored at the Oslo Forensic Institute where they were rediscovered in 1990 and sold on eBay.

Yib was the highest bidder and later retracted his bid, due to a conflict of decorum with the missus. A second chance offer was made and smee took it for $AU 49.00 (plus shipping).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julia_Pastrana

tellomon · « **Reply #3215 on:** February 01, 2010, 05:11:26 AM »

HUMAN ECHOLOCATION

Ben Underwood had his eyes surgically removed at the age of three due to cancer. He discovered human echolocation at the age of seven and now uses it to accomplish such feats as running, rollerblading, foosball and playing video games. Human echolocation involves creating an environmental image by hearing echoes bouncing from those objects. It is similar in principle to sonar and to the animal echolocation employed by bats and dolphins. Human echolocation has been studied since at least the 1950’s but is still not completely understood. Ray Charles was said to use a variation of the technique by wearing hard-bottomed shoes, the change in sound alerted him to when we had passed through a doorway. However, very few people have mastered human echolocation to a superhuman level like Ben Underwood.

Ben passed away January 19, 2009. He was taken by the same cancer that claimed is sight and leaves behind a legacy of inspiration few will ever match.

http://thehumanmarvels.com/?p=88

tellomon · « **Reply #3216 on:** February 01, 2010, 08:30:00 AM »

Killer Machines in Modern History
(Or: Movies I like.)

Killdozer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071717/

http://www.videoupdates.net/2009/01/killdozer.html

While working on the island the work crew finds a large blue rock that they can not move. Unknown to them is that it is a meteorite that fell to earth (Seen at the very opening of the movie). When one of the workers rams the rock (meteor) with a Cat D9 a large blue light is emitted which cause the D9 to stop running. Later when one of the workers goes to use the D9 it starts running on its own and starts killing the workers.

Maximum Overdrive
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091499/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqz2rejJS6M

When the tail of rogue comet Rhea-M passes through Earth's atmosphere, humanity's worst nightmares come to life as machines gradually develop minds of their own, turning on their creators in bloody rebellion. At the Dixie Boy truck stop just outside Wilmington, North Carolina, both workers and patrons alike are coming to grips with the horror as a series of increasingly bizarre accidents occur, some injurious, some near-fatal, and some fatal. The terror finally comes to a head when the parked trucks - led by one for a toy company which sports a demonically-smiling goblin face - each start up on their own, circling the truck stop and preventing anyone from getting in or out. Trapped by the trucks and an emotionless manager (Pat Hingle), a young ex-con (Emilio Estevez) takes it upon himself to lead the rescue of anyone in the immediate vicinity who's life is in danger, and to ultimately escape the truck stop and head to safety. Unfortunately, things become more complicated when Ubb's machine-gun-mounted mobile platform orders each of the humans to pump gasoline for the trucks. Pitted against an army of machines demonized by an unknown phenomenon, the people trapped in the Dixie Boy truck stop must use stealth and a concealed arsenal to escape. In the meantime, they realize that there is more to the tail of Rhea-M than they initially thought.

Crawler
http://io9.com/5155446/its-about-damn-time-campy-evil-bulldozers-enacted-their-revenge

http://www.crawler-movie.com/

New indie flick The Crawler is delivering a scaled-down transformer-like feature. Instead of Constructicons, what about one pissed off Bulldozer?

SV Bell's Crawler is simply about a bulldozer that wants to kill all humans, and that's way scarier than any crappy hybrid killing machine. I applaud the attempt to bring back anything Maximum Overdrive-ish. For more information about the campy goodness, check out the site Crawler Movie, and thanks Bloody Disgusting for pointing out this bad boy.

*CountessA* · « **Reply #3217 on:** February 01, 2010, 11:46:41 AM »

Yibs and Smee are probably going to pound you for this...!

tellomon · « **Reply #3218 on:** February 01, 2010, 11:49:50 AM »

Ain't that Brotherly Love?

tellomon · « **Reply #3219 on:** February 01, 2010, 02:35:55 PM »

Quote from: *Countessa* on February 01, 2010, 11:46:41 AM

Yibs and Smee are probably going to pound you for this...!

*CountessA* · « **Reply #3220 on:** February 01, 2010, 02:51:18 PM »

They'll no doubt be more subtle than that. It will be Revenge of the Amigos.

tellomon · « **Reply #3221 on:** February 01, 2010, 02:59:32 PM »

If ya shut up about it, maybe they won't......trouble-maker!

tellomon · « **Reply #3222 on:** February 04, 2010, 03:30:04 AM »

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #3223 on:** February 04, 2010, 04:40:13 AM »

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #3224 on:** February 04, 2010, 09:35:26 AM »

nice photos tello

tellomon · « **Reply #3225 on:** February 04, 2010, 10:01:36 AM »

Gord! I was so drunk I don't remember any of it......

But yer right!

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #3226 on:** February 04, 2010, 10:03:01 AM »

lol, maybe you should get drink more often before photo sessions .... red light suits you too

what did you think of my beard ideas?

tellomon · « **Reply #3227 on:** February 04, 2010, 10:06:20 AM »

I dint see any beard ideas.

Point 'em out.

tellomon · « **Reply #3228 on:** February 04, 2010, 10:07:44 AM »

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170436802708&ssPageName=STRK:MEWNX:IT

*smee* · « **Reply #3229 on:** February 04, 2010, 10:08:35 AM »

remarkable similarity .... except if you look closely you will observe one is wearing a beanie & one has drumming ability !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wy52yueBX_s

tellomon · « **Reply #3230 on:** February 04, 2010, 10:45:07 AM »

Slow day at the office today, smee?

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #3231 on:** February 04, 2010, 10:47:35 AM »

Quote from: tellomon on February 04, 2010, 10:06:20 AM

I dint see any beard ideas.

Point 'em out.

i put em somewhere here ya missed em, one some thread yesterday, will find later ....

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #3232 on:** February 04, 2010, 10:48:59 AM »

basically i suggested la style beard trim, take photos to hairdresser lady with yur ideas printed out, yer heairy so would look impressive but yunno trimmed to points here and there etc. as many hollywood types do, trim it back yule be even more of a chick magnet .... just an idea dont shoot the piano player ....

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #3233 on:** February 04, 2010, 10:49:29 AM »

i blame ....

cuply lol

tellomon · « **Reply #3234 on:** February 04, 2010, 11:39:40 AM »

Huh.

You haven't seen the chicks of Montello.

*gasp*

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #3235 on:** February 04, 2010, 01:16:18 PM »

this is what i had in mind ....

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #3236 on:** February 04, 2010, 01:22:54 PM »

or like frankie z baby ....

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #3237 on:** February 04, 2010, 01:23:59 PM »

or the ever popular "feral" look ...

tellomon · « **Reply #3238 on:** February 04, 2010, 04:19:32 PM »

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #3239 on:** February 04, 2010, 04:31:02 PM »

lol looks like a "village" person ...

tellomon · « **Reply #3240 on:** February 04, 2010, 05:27:56 PM »

That's my act in the "International Airport Montello" movie.

I was Promoted to Chief of Security soon after that piccy shoot!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/80862880@N00/250682935/in/set-72157594296542933/

http://www.meineigenheim.org/installations/Hordaland_Center/index.html

http://artforum.com/diary/id=11777

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #3241 on:** February 04, 2010, 05:34:41 PM »

LOL! a big feature (a grade) i love "eric wields the windsock" and your comments lol

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #3242 on:** February 04, 2010, 05:36:14 PM »

i sed "a" grade ... culd be b,c,d or e havent seen ut but dont see brad and angie anywhar lol

nah looks like a lot of fun tello dint realise you were a *Movie Star*! better not diss ya anymore .... ya might be important

tellomon · « **Reply #3243 on:** February 04, 2010, 05:39:38 PM »

ya might be important.

Not this week.

tellomon · « **Reply #3244 on:** February 04, 2010, 05:44:59 PM »

http://www.flickr.com/photos/rightonbro/2486672281/

cupie · « **Reply #3245 on:** February 04, 2010, 05:45:52 PM »

Is it safe?.....???

cupie · « **Reply #3246 on:** February 04, 2010, 05:47:30 PM »

Quote from: *gr8 expectations* on February 04, 2010, 01:22:54 PM

or like frankie z baby ....

I am the slime on your video...oozing around on ya living room floor.....

tellomon · « **Reply #3247 on:** February 04, 2010, 05:51:36 PM »

Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go!

tellomon · « **Reply #3248 on:** February 05, 2010, 09:18:48 AM »

http://asylumeclectica.com/asylum/gruesome/index.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Sf_pogZ8jE&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ehxkUVaWvI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLbsVgkwJ38&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJJHk4hSFB4&mode=related&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRBIVRwvUeE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2bcPIXl8kc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjA5faZF1A8

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/61715/buddy_rich_vs_animal_drum_solos_on_the_muppet_show/

tellomon · « **Reply #3249 on:** February 06, 2010, 05:37:24 AM »

Poopie-Water Wars!!!!!

"It's ON!"

From: Ron Tello
Sent: Thursday, February 04, 2010 1:15 PM
To: Dale Johnson
Subject: 500 Front St. Montello sewage emergency

Hello;
Ron Culley, aka Ron Tello here.
I'm having major sewage blockage issues here.
It's in the alley pipe.
I've had it snaked, at great expense 4 times in the past 12 months.
Nothing is getting better.

My 4" pipe (wrapped in working Heat Tape) has been on the "Old System" far too long and this needs to be corrected ASAP!

I have in excess of $2,000.00 of new plumbing installed here. It would be nice to have it function properly.
Particularly when I've been paying my Bills for 5 years.

Please contact me for further analysis and solution.

Thank you.
-RT

From: Dale Johnson <djohnson@exxx.net>
Subject: RE: 500 Front St. Montello sewage emergency
To: "Ron Tello"
Cc: "Lynn Forsberg" <lforsberg@xxx.net>, "Jim Kerr" <jkerr@xxx.net>, "Barbie Isabel-Schnoor" <bisabel@xxx.net>, "Kathy Long" <klong@xxx.net>
Date: Friday, February 5, 2010, 7:58 AM

Mr. Culley

I received your e-mail and your two phone messages this morning when I arrived at the office. If you have an emergency please call my cell phone 775-934-1358 or call Elko Dispatch and they will contact us. We are out in the field most of the time and don’t always receive our office phone messages until the following day. I will come out and check into your situation today (2-5-2010). I want you to know that the line from your residents to the main line is your responsibility. Elko County is responsible for the sewer collection system. This includes the 8 inch sewer mains, manholes, and the collection ponds. If your service line to the system is blocked you will be responsible for the repairs. If you would like us to connect you to the sewer main that runs behind your property you will be responsible for the parts and installation. You would have to have someone dig on your property to install the new line. We would expose the main line in the alley and make the connection. If this is something you are interested in doing we can work out some of the details today.

Thank You,

Dale Johnson

Elko County Public Works Technician

155 S. 9th St.

Elko, Nevada 89801

Phone: (xxx) xxx xxx xt.xx

Cell: (xxx) xxx xxxx

Fax: (xxx) xxx xxxx

email: djohnson@xxx.net

RE: 500 Front St. Montello sewage emergency
Friday, February 5, 2010 10:28 AM
From:
"Ron Tello"

To:
"Dale Johnson <xxx@xxx.net> Lynn Forsberg" <xxx@xxx.net>, "Jim Kerr" <xxx@xxx.net>, "Barbie Isabel-Schnoor" <xxx@xxx.net>, "Kathy Long" <xxx@xxx.net>

Please provide for me a copy of the original Federal Grant issued to Elko County in the 1980's, regarding the Municipal Sewage System installation.

It has vital info I need to present my points of contention about this issue.

This shouldn't have to become a heated Civil Action. Just do what is Right.

Thank you.

-RT

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