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In the alternative,
I have another idea.

Plug-in to the Central Heating System of the house.
It's right there.
Up and over thru the attack.

A hundred bucks of material
and a bit of ambitious Barter/Trade with the Handyman.

I'm going for cost-effective effectiveness.
No need for costly firewood.
Heat source is merely several feet away.
And it's ON.

Possibly add equity to the property.

What would smee do?

Solar-powered electric socks.



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What would Tessa do?

Anybody?

Tessa?

Need to know.
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Oh, I know!

See if it requires a Permit.

That's gotta hurt....
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And in other news.....

...it's where you find it, make it or avoid it.
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Hey-hey!

My earlier efforts to get more Covidollars has paid off.

Now I can really get things done.

Plonck, weed and assorted other vices.

And survival tactics.

There is no downside to this
until the well runs dry again.
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #19656 on: November 06, 2021, 10:32:37 AM »
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #19658 on: November 06, 2021, 01:07:42 PM »
I hope that's not Clayton on the wall?

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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #19659 on: November 06, 2021, 01:12:11 PM »
Pls clarify, and Hello.
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #19660 on: November 06, 2021, 01:32:13 PM »
Cross-posting is not a Sin.

This is the Move-out pic. Big truck. $2K USD.
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #19661 on: November 06, 2021, 01:36:47 PM »
Big truck in My Yard! 11-4-21
"Delivery" by any other name is "I got it here, now!"
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #19662 on: November 06, 2021, 02:09:22 PM »
The best part of the adventure was seizing my bed.

A far stretch from the sofa in Big Bear.
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #19663 on: November 06, 2021, 02:14:37 PM »
In the day, my life is a challenge.

At night, I am more comfy than you.

This says a LOT about you.
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #19665 on: November 06, 2021, 02:30:08 PM »
In case anybody should ask.....
Yes, the answer is No.

Keep it in confidence.

word
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #19666 on: November 06, 2021, 02:31:53 PM »
I'm becoming sleepy just by looking at that sleepy pic....
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #19667 on: November 06, 2021, 02:36:52 PM »
So then...looking at smee makes us Smeezie?

I want answers!
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #19668 on: November 06, 2021, 02:41:03 PM »
The good news is I have 3 options now.

Stay the course and take my chances at greatness by pen and ink;

Piss off Admin and deal with the Fallout from the Down Under Upskirt;

Pizz orf Sherry and die.

What a DEAL!
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #19669 on: November 06, 2021, 02:53:31 PM »
:tello: "Just you wait, Blighters! Something BIG is coming and it involves YOU.

I'm gonna revel in that glorious carnage, cuz you were warned.

Suckers."
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #19670 on: November 06, 2021, 02:57:46 PM »
You had to be there.

Montello now.

Like walking into a funeral.

Ghost Town in progress.

I may be the final undertaker.

I got a bad back and shoveling is not my gig.
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #19671 on: November 06, 2021, 02:59:45 PM »
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #19672 on: November 06, 2021, 03:02:25 PM »
I figured out the right click.

It's like double-clutching an old Pick Up Truck.


And do ya wanna know what I did on Halloween?

Suffer.


You, not me.
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #19673 on: November 06, 2021, 03:17:00 PM »
THIS IS THE TELLO FILES.
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #19674 on: November 06, 2021, 03:18:33 PM »
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #19675 on: November 06, 2021, 03:24:19 PM »
For my next feat, I'm going swallow my own face,
but first, I need to check with my Health Care Policy.

This could go wrong.
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #19676 on: November 06, 2021, 03:25:14 PM »
Eat your own face or your own faeces ?

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« Reply #19677 on: November 06, 2021, 03:25:40 PM »
That could get you Sh!t faced

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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #19678 on: November 06, 2021, 03:26:16 PM »
Turd ucken

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« Reply #19679 on: November 06, 2021, 03:27:32 PM »
Dump lings

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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #19680 on: November 06, 2021, 03:46:27 PM »
But seriously folks...

this is serious.

Life or death or Posting.

It's all relevant.

But to whom?
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #19681 on: November 06, 2021, 03:48:54 PM »
If Admin duzzint show up tonight
I'm gonna snap!

Wait and see and be disappointed just like me!

Admin is such a hit and run proposition that I can't depend on it either.
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #19682 on: November 06, 2021, 04:02:28 PM »
Go Indian and have poo poo dums

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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #19683 on: November 06, 2021, 04:06:36 PM »
(Clearly I'm ignoring the smee and he knows it)

Ron Tello Culley
Hey Montello!
Did you see it?
I was there 11- 3 and 4 and then split.
Sherry was driving.
No?
Missed it!

JT Trevathan
What, were you in town? Ron

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Yep. Quick and easy.
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=510.msg718172...
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Sorry I missed you. I wanna talk Shop with you!

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I'm not looking for grooming tips. I wanna buy a gun. .38 snubby if ya got it! 😎



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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #19684 on: November 06, 2021, 04:14:36 PM »
Go Indian and have poo poo dums

WTF is that supposed to mean?
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #19685 on: November 06, 2021, 04:17:39 PM »
Listen, azzhule....

I just ground traveled 1000+ miles across the American tundra and I'm in no mood
to field the likes of your inquiries.

Back off.
Sit down.
Shut up.

THX!


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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #19686 on: November 06, 2021, 04:34:27 PM »
Sharing?

Not even close.

You get the gist.

Good bye!

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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #19687 on: November 06, 2021, 09:15:21 PM »
No thank you , I've already got enough gist
I don't need to get more

So buggahoff 

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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #19688 on: November 13, 2021, 05:45:10 AM »
What would Tessa do?

Anybody?

Tessa?

Need to know.



What would I do?

Sing excerpts from La Traviata and Die Zauberflöte, and put the money into an interest-bearing bank account... Buy the necessities of life... Audition as an audiobook narrator. Transform my credentials into those accepted in the US. Build a willow cabin. Put up a sign saying, "If you don't trick me, I won't trick you. That's the best treating deal you shall get from me."
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #19689 on: November 13, 2021, 05:47:20 AM »
... Just another quick question, however: Tello, did you crack?




If so, I recommend Gorilla Glue for mending those cracks. You deserve to be in one piece.
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« Reply #19690 on: November 14, 2021, 10:30:20 PM »
Just when you're wondering where Tello is ... he turns up.

It's also good to see he's in his usual form - and I see the gong has survived.

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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #19691 on: November 16, 2021, 10:02:14 AM »
And then he's gone...?


 I don't know whether he is off the grid or master of the grid or in between the grids or ...  :hunchback:
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« Reply #19692 on: November 16, 2021, 10:37:30 PM »
Seems he may have found other things to occupy his time than running riot on the OzRT.

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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #19693 on: November 16, 2021, 11:12:06 PM »
Lack of access to a working puter

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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #19694 on: November 17, 2021, 02:02:57 PM »
Yeah, and nobody is giving away anymore.

You will know if they do.

Sherry is in town again!
Make it last!
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« Reply #19695 on: November 17, 2021, 02:15:01 PM »
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« Reply #19696 on: November 17, 2021, 05:25:31 PM »
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« Reply #19697 on: November 17, 2021, 05:37:41 PM »
... Just another quick question, however: Tello, did you crack?

:tello: "That was a typo. The correct riff is TRACK. As in..ON."
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« Reply #19698 on: November 17, 2021, 05:45:00 PM »
Tello TV Talk

I watch a LOT of severe weather films.
They make a LOT of them.

One standard of production value in most films I've noticed is....

....our heroes et al are in extreme cold environments and there's

NO FOG BREATH!

Just sayin'.

The suspension of disbelief is grueling.
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« Reply #19699 on: November 17, 2021, 05:55:38 PM »
Top Pick of the month:


It was filmed in the Big Bear area, and it shows....

Check it out!

I love hysterical women in the dark woods.
They make the men want need to shoot something.


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