Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 3185819 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #13750 on:** May 07, 2021, 07:34:54 PM »

Hey you public access LURKERS here, ya know what?

ALL the GOOD SHITE is on the MEMBER'S ONLY side of this site.

Once you sign up, register, submit to a cavity search and disclose your financials,
you too can see, read, smell and KNOW
that the other side is no better than your side.

THIS IS THE INTERNET.

IT IS NOT YOUR FRIEND.

IT IS A TOOL TO MAKE A FRIEND.

NO GUARANTEES, I PROMISE!

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tellomon · « **Reply #13751 on:** May 07, 2021, 07:49:39 PM »

Will somebody please make this stop?

I mean, kill me, but spare "The Files....."

They can be rehabbed into a Gardening Opinion page or
something else stupid and in agreement with the lame and infirm
across the planetary spectrum.

Electricity is INFINATE/FOREVER !

Flesh and Bone has a Shelf Life.

And those Philosophers of old and now still wax GUMBY AND POKEY on all of that jive.

It's as if they created a "Market of Smarts" in a stupid world.

Fuggit I agree! And I say... If the masses got money....get it!!!!!

Beats working for a living, but not as adventurous as setting up shop at a Swap Meet!
(I dearly miss and love those days! It was Me at my best,,, better than Drumming, ouch..)

So, what's the topic?

tellomon · « **Reply #13752 on:** May 07, 2021, 08:03:19 PM »

Here's another original thot from the Author:
I advertised locally, recently.

I am totally freeking out at the thot that 50/50 of the peeps are actively engaged in jacking up my RATINGS, one word at a time.

No hurry.

I don't believe, trust or buy any of this.
Going on 12 years now?

Since 2009 or some shiot like that?

shite, 12 is the average age of 14% of the world population. Or not.

12 years ago was when Tello was on his Game!
12 years later and we are all flocked up.

Yeah, LET'S BLAME SMEE!!!!

He was behind the scheme to pad eBay's listings in what year was that?!

Trust Issues.
I hope you all have them.

You don't need to know what I got.
Oh, wait! I posted it 12 years ago!

tellomon · « **Reply #13753 on:** May 07, 2021, 08:07:27 PM »

what is wrong with me?

who put you in charge?

the lines are ~~drawn~~ vague.

plenty of hope but not for you sry.

light a woodstove and we'll sing Ted Nugent songs
and I'll play drums.
Naked, wearing only sheep skin slippers.

tellomon · « **Reply #13754 on:** May 07, 2021, 08:15:20 PM »

OH! Ah, hello.......?
Back to the original theory: or was it a sales act?

Do you LURKERS think this is easy?

You too smee horse heyn and the flower lady with a name worse than mine to remember and pronounce...
yes YOU....

This is not difficult, nor necessary.

This should not happen.

It does. I do. This is all I got in the ways of Artistic Outlet and insubordination.
Not drumming, publishing Underground Newspapers or shooting pron....I have digressed along with the Tide of Life in America.

I feel like thinking about how I flocked orf a million dollars. Thems was good nights and road trips!
Hot booze, cold wimmen and premium unleaded whiskey to go....yazzum!

And I became this. Don't knock it, that's my job.

I don't wanna die. You don't wanna agree with me, do ya?

Death/The Other Side can't possibly be any better than where I'm at now.

I mean, this trip will not get any better but the ride down is the MAIN EVENT!

And I got Season Tickets.

Are you buckled up?

*CountessA* · « **Reply #13755 on:** May 07, 2021, 08:20:19 PM »

It would be unfair to play with you, as I hold the winning cards.

*smee* · « **Reply #13756 on:** May 07, 2021, 08:23:57 PM »

Oh snap ....so youre playing that card are you

I can deal with that routine

tellomon · « **Reply #13757 on:** May 07, 2021, 08:28:12 PM »

HEY GET OUT WITH THAT NOISE WILL YA?

i WAS TALKING TO MYSELF UNTIL YOU
LITTERED.

What the smee?

Admin You!

HI!

I'm supposed to say "I love you" so there.

And you are BOTS, too.

*CountessA* · « **Reply #13758 on:** May 07, 2021, 08:33:30 PM »

Poor Tello... playing alone in the great open lands of Telloland, pouting a little because he's all by himself and getting rather sick of making mud pies... and then... and then...

... there are others.

tellomon · « **Reply #13759 on:** May 07, 2021, 08:36:17 PM »

You know what????

I am getting to the point where I don't need you anymore.

None of ya.

No.

I'm enterprising from here on.

I'm gonna gather some mooks to MONETIZE this flat tire forum.
Yeah, just the Files only. A million bucks USD while you sleep and it's all in the tech.

eBay, Amazon, ZuckerBezos and Gates will envy me. This time next year, you watch.

So again, I live better without you guys,

cuz yer BOTS!

Me too.

Suck my piston!

And Tessa, pls know I saw that. Thx for playing our game!

*CountessA* · « **Reply #13760 on:** May 07, 2021, 08:41:12 PM »

You don't have a piston. You run on alternating current and are made of cheese.

*CountessA* · « **Reply #13761 on:** May 07, 2021, 08:42:59 PM »

And... my hair is not red. Those are blonde locks under a warm filter. If you join the OzRT zoom meeting, you will see blondness. I have the blue eyes and blonde hair which I inherited from my much-loved father.

tellomon · « **Reply #13762 on:** May 07, 2021, 08:48:08 PM »

Yer making me hot!

I said your website is spank.

What up grrlfrenn???

Somehow color is not an issue
and bluster is....

btw, I don't zoom.

I got zig zags.

tellomon · « **Reply #13763 on:** May 07, 2021, 08:54:24 PM »

Quote

"You run on alternating current and are made of cheese."

You need EVIDENCE to make that case, Pilgrim!

tellomon · « **Reply #13764 on:** May 07, 2021, 08:58:00 PM »

Have You Seen the Price of a Two-by-Four Lately? Disturbing Inflationary Trends Are on the Rise

https://www.westernjournal.com/seen-price-two-four-lately-disturbing-inflationary-trends-rise/?utm_source=email&utm_medium=AE&utm_campaign=can&utm_content=2021-05-07

Commodity watchers took note of a milestone when 1,000 board-feet of lumber passed $1,500 in April for the first time in history.

tellomon · « **Reply #13765 on:** May 07, 2021, 09:03:52 PM »

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*CountessA* · « **Reply #13766 on:** May 07, 2021, 09:06:29 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on May 07, 2021, 08:54:24 PM

Quote
"You run on alternating current and are made of cheese."

You need EVIDENCE to make that case, Pilgrim!

An autopsy's the only sort of evidence that will satisfy this case, but you're still briething and I cannot bring myself to cut you up while still alive. It's just not my way.

*CountessA* · « **Reply #13767 on:** May 07, 2021, 09:09:57 PM »

By the way, those card emoticons (Kolobok-style) are among the best things I've ever made. Even now I can hardly believe that I completed the entire set.

tellomon · « **Reply #13768 on:** May 07, 2021, 09:10:21 PM »

So hey Tess! Did ya catch that part about The Waitress?

Does that bring back memories for ya?

(Entry Level Position)

*CountessA* · « **Reply #13769 on:** May 07, 2021, 09:13:25 PM »

Search term: waitress

References: Raisins, Hooter-style (presumably like a private men's club in a way, except not as exclusive?), kiss, South Park, something about love in a joint...

Riiight. It's not bringing me any memories.

tellomon · « **Reply #13770 on:** May 07, 2021, 09:15:09 PM »

oh, ok nevermind...

(Secretly, back stage, you know I love you. On stage, I mistreat you like everybody else. Yer a Good Sport!)

*CountessA* · « **Reply #13771 on:** May 07, 2021, 09:29:16 PM »

Awww.... Sometimes you are the cuddliest Teddy Bear on the shelf.

tellomon · « **Reply #13772 on:** May 07, 2021, 09:32:49 PM »

*Hugs*

Not you, smee...

What about the other times?

tellomon · « **Reply #13773 on:** May 07, 2021, 09:40:15 PM »

Now that were breaking protocol and chatting.....
It's all your fault that I'm on an ALL NIGHT BURN.
It's right now 4:40 AM PST.
and I got a ride coming at 10 AM.

Town Trip. Shopping.
Gonna fetch my new mountain bike.
Glorious things to see, buy and do on the Mountain.

I don't know if I can last that long.

It's all your fault. Live with it.

tellomon · « **Reply #13774 on:** May 07, 2021, 09:48:23 PM »

What do we have in common?

Bodily functions.

Brain activity.

A healthy vocabulary.

Hair.

Anything else?

Yeah ok go ahead and throw smee into the mix--he's good for it...

The Horse is at Pasture, eating the flower lady's inventory....

And Joz is Drag Racing with real cars, not women's clothing.

tellomon · « **Reply #13775 on:** May 07, 2021, 10:02:44 PM »

I bot 2 boxes of them!

https://products.4patriots.com/food/foodbar/ready-to-eat?afid=mkt&aff_sub=20210507_cam_4p_email_pr_fbr&utm_campaign=mkt_email_fbr_20210507&utm_source=cam&utm_content=pr&utm_term=4p

I mostly enjoy chewing on the boxes.

tellomon · « **Reply #13776 on:** May 07, 2021, 10:06:23 PM »

On a hunch, I think Tessa is a Vegarootarian.
And I hope she has real teeth.
I don't.

Have you found yourself “grazing” at the fridge a lot more than usual right now? If so, you’re certainly not alone, and as a result you could see the scale creeping up too.

tellomon · « **Reply #13777 on:** May 07, 2021, 10:20:54 PM »

I understand this, you can too!

https://economiccrisisreport.com/are-you-on-a-fixed-income-youre-in-big-trouble-heres-why/

I play this game, and so far I'm winning.

WATCH THIS OR LIFE WILL KILL YOU !

tellomon · « **Reply #13778 on:** May 07, 2021, 10:28:55 PM »

Diane Franssen is at Franssens Lil Piece of Heaven In Paradise on the Greens.
10h · Helendale, CA ·
I really need a life. Lol The cat and I enjoy sitting outside. Only if I was young again, I'd go play in the sprinklers.

Valeri Peters Wagner
Don't let age stop you.

Tammy Dennis Malimban
And tippie toe thru the tulips

Karen Masterson
Diane seems like you have a wonderful life, enjoying the serenity! Can I come over to play? 🥴🤪🤪??

Ron Tello Culley
Tennis Balls. Any Court, Anywhere, Anytime. Send a car.

Ron Tello Culley
Ya know.. when ya post on the Net, yer gonna get a Ron sometime or more....

Ron Tello Culley
Oh, pardon me. Are we supposed to act like adults here? I got the wrong address. LOL TOBEY!!!!

Ron Tello Culley
Oh poor Tobey, too crashed out to see her house guests to the door. I'll show myself IN to the Bar. See ya! In the afternoon?

Diane Franssen
Ron Tello Culley you were right. 4AM comes way too early.

Ron Tello Culley
You know I hate being right all the time.

Ron Tello Culley
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=510.13700
The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
OZROUNDTABLE.COM

tellomon · « **Reply #13779 on:** May 07, 2021, 10:42:13 PM »

GRATUITOUS SELF PROMOTION

Ron Tello is Raising the Bar, two for none specials everyday

www.pubtello.ron/store

*smee* · « **Reply #13780 on:** May 07, 2021, 10:42:55 PM »

You could say you are a champenis of the world

tellomon · « **Reply #13781 on:** May 07, 2021, 10:50:27 PM »

Oh, yeah. I have mellowed out in my old age.

I used to be loud.

Now, I'm a towel.

Not too bad, better than Toilet Paper.

tellomon · « **Reply #13782 on:** May 07, 2021, 10:53:28 PM »

Quote from: *smee* on May 07, 2021, 10:42:55 PM

You could say you are a champenis of the world

smee.... really?

I expect less of you than this.

You disappoint me, son.

*CountessA* · « **Reply #13783 on:** May 07, 2021, 11:01:22 PM »

No. I'm an omnivore.

tellomon · « **Reply #13784 on:** May 07, 2021, 11:02:57 PM »

IF YOU DON'T HAVE A HEART, NOTHING WILL BREAK
https://economiccrisisreport.com/bidens-endless-spending-spree-continues/

tellomon · « **Reply #13785 on:** May 07, 2021, 11:07:32 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #13786 on:** May 07, 2021, 11:10:41 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #13787 on:** May 07, 2021, 11:34:20 PM »

Travelers Are Often Dazed And Confused When They Drive By This Bizarre Car Forest In Nevada

If you’ve lived in Nevada for a long time, you’re probably used to finding weird things in the desert. From clown-themed hotels to bizarre roadside monuments, Nevada definitely isn’t afraid of weird.

Hell, we let Ron Tello in here, didn't we? And...we kicked him out.

Still, stumbling across these types of attractions is always a jarring experience, especially if you happen to drive by the International Car Forest near Goldfield. After all, nothing is stranger than the sight of dozens of cars standing straight up out of the ground! Don’t believe it? Go on and see it for yourself!

https://www.onlyinyourstate.com/nevada/car-forest-nv/?utm_medium=email&utm_source=nevada&utm_campaign=newsletter&utm_content=nltitle2

tellomon · « **Reply #13788 on:** May 07, 2021, 11:42:24 PM »

It’s pretty sad to think that in many parts of America, citizens fear exercising their rights.

We’re not just talking about carrying a firearm with you to work. In many places, Americans fear speaking their mind—or else losing their jobs, friends, or role in the community.

But in many corners of the country, patriots are saying, “Enough is enough.” And local leaders are making sure Americans’ rights don’t become a thing of the past.

And in one Indiana town, they are creating a sanctuary for our two most important amendments.

https://thepatriotjournal.com/double-sanctuary-first-second-amendment-indiana/?utm_source=actengage&utm_medium=email

tellomon · « **Reply #13789 on:** May 08, 2021, 05:33:01 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #13790 on:** May 08, 2021, 06:09:29 AM »

HOW LONG CAN YOU BOONDOCK IN AN RV?

Unless you're planning on really roughing it, you probably want to boondock while still enjoying certain comforts like running water and electricity. Obviously, your resources are limited by the size and power of your setup and your personal camping habits.

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tellomon · « **Reply #13791 on:** May 08, 2021, 06:29:53 AM »

And now, things I found in the ~~trash can~~ Internet....

tellomon · « **Reply #13792 on:** May 08, 2021, 06:39:37 AM »

My ALL TIME FAVE!
We're ruffly the same age, and
deffo on the same page!

I loves me Cobb.
Talent I only read about
while my skills take a dive.

Dear Lurkers, Romans and Fellow Countrymen and wimmen:

If you don't do anything else with yourselves while inter-acting here.....

Just, PLEASE.... Click THIS link.

http://roncobb.net/cartoons.html

Go there, stay there.
Don't come back.

http://roncobb.net/cartoons.html

I can do this without you, ever since Yibs bailed out of
the 3 Amigos.
I'm not BITTER.
More like...."Dissed"
OK then, carry on you
BOTS!!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #13793 on:** May 08, 2021, 06:50:35 AM »

AND COMING IN SECOND FAVE....

tellomon · « **Reply #13794 on:** May 08, 2021, 06:59:51 AM »

" I would love to editorialize here and now, but
I'm tipsy.
Told ya I was going to Market!

I have to say: Cartoonists are God's Messengers with a pen and ink.
I did that when I was a Lad.

Cobb's detail is beyond reproach.
That's an incalculatable tally of Man Hours to do each piece.
And it was all made by a man's hand.

An inspiration to us all.

WOrd "

tellomon · « **Reply #13795 on:** May 08, 2021, 07:07:00 AM »

MEMO

psst smee...
do ya have an extra copy of Mr. Sticky on HAND lol?
Mine got destroyed in my recent lappy crappy misadventure.

I dint BACKUP my shite, my bad, I'm suffering daily.

Just slip it under the door, thx, see ya!

tellomon · « **Reply #13796 on:** May 08, 2021, 08:17:22 AM »

Admittedly, I cheated again!
They make it so easy, it's like cheating an 8th Grade math test.

Fifteen years ag0, a guy named Jawed Karim posted the first-ever video to YouTube. The 18-second video, entitled "Me at the zoo," features Karim, a YouTube cofounder, at the San Diego Zoo standing in front of a bunch of elephants. "All right, so here we are in front of the elephants," he says in the clip.May 29, 2020

https://www.google.com/search?q=What+was+the+subject+of+the+first+video+ever+uploaded+to+YouTube%3F&source=hp&ei=wrqVYI-TKcHk9AOoyZ74Dw&iflsig=AINFCbYAAAAAYJXI0h1Xv3btuH-nWsRUt9iipeeEQxnZ&oq=What+was+the+subject+of+the+first+video+ever+uploaded+to+YouTube%3F&gs_lcp=Cgdnd3Mtd2l6EAMyBAgAEB46AggpOggIABDqAhCPAVCqGFiqGGCWH2gBcAB4AIABRYgBRZIBATGYAQCgAQKgAQGqAQdnd3Mtd2l6sAEK&sclient=gws-wiz&ved=0ahUKEwiP_POHy7jwAhVBMn0KHaikB_8Q4dUDCAk&uact=5

What was the subject of the first video ever uploaded to YouTube?

The San Diego Zoo
23%
Correct
The "Star Wars kid"
A dancing baby
The history of dancing

On April 23, 2005, a man named Jawed Karim posted an 18-second video called "Me at the Zoo" on YouTube. The footage, in all its low-resolution glory, shows Karim at the San Diego Zoo's elephant exhibit. "The cool thing about these guys is that they have really, really, really long, um, trunks," Karim continues, "and that's, that's cool." Someone says something from off camera, perhaps seeking more edifying information on elephants, but Karim wraps up: "And that's pretty much all there is to say." It’s a weird little video — and it's also the first video ever uploaded to YouTube. Alongside Chad Hurley and Steve Chen, Jawed Karim was one of the original creators of YouTube. (All three founders were former employees of the online financial transaction company PayPal.) It didn't take long for YouTube to take off, helped along by the viral "Saturday Night Live" hit "Lazy Sunday," which was uploaded (repeatedly and illegally) to the platform. YouTube's popularity got the attention of tech giant Google, which bought YouTube for
$1.65 ba-baa...billion in Google stock in late 2006.

Source: CNN | Date Updated: April 27, 2021

https://www.triviagenius.com/answer/what-was-the-subject-of-the-first-video-ever-uploaded-to-you-tube/YIg3bl_cZ3IhTEu7

tellomon · « **Reply #13797 on:** May 08, 2021, 08:20:12 AM »

If I had the name Jawed Karim,
I would put a stop to that.
I'd migrate to Montello, Nevada and meet 5 other Ron's in town
before I declared my name to be Ron Tello.

And the other Rons were all....

tellomon · « **Reply #13798 on:** May 08, 2021, 08:40:10 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #13799 on:** May 08, 2021, 09:00:07 AM »

Diane Franssen
Ron Tello Culley you were right. 4AM comes way too early.

Ron Tello Culley
You know I hate being right all the time.

Valeri Peters Wagner
Ron Tello Culley no you don't.

Ron Tello Culley
Abduct me!

Ron Tello Culley
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=510.13700
The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
OZROUNDTABLE.COM
The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)

Diane Franssen
Sylvia Estrella Jimmy Contreras. See you and Sabrina on the 22nd!

Sylvia Estrella Jimmy Contreras
Diane Franssen looking forward to it!!!

David Buehler
Get naked and sprint!

Christopher Michael
Who says “young” has to be in your vocabulary to have fun like this? Strip down and enjoy yourself! The joy and laughs you will have doing that will be so worth it. 😜

Diane Franssen
Christopher well get over here and run with me. More fun when someone does it too. Lol

Ron Tello Culley
EEEwwww.... lol

Christopher Michael
Diane Franssen I would definitely run with you!

Diane Franssen
Christopher Michael. See Ron Tello Culley someone loves me. Lol

Ron Tello Culley
How do we know that information is reliable?

Diane Franssen
Ron cuz he was one of our cruise mates

Ron Tello Culley
Sry, I was raised as a Sheltered Child. I was not allowed to go to the El Monte Legion Stadium until it got torn down.

Cindy Wilson Colgate
Well as long as no one is watching lol

Ron Tello Culley
Can we get the children out of the room please? I don't want them to grow up and turnout like us. This Country needs responsible citizens.....the likes that we are not.

Diane Franssen
Us?? Lol too funny. Learned it from Sunday school right? I knew there was something wrong there. Lol

Ron Tello Culley
Ya know something, Tobey...everytime we get get to chatting, someone goes to jail. I'm out, see ya!

Ron Tello Culley
OK yeah.. US. Have some "Survivor's Guilt" will ya? The 60's were more in person than on TV and Radar.

News:

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