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Tessa: before I die, I wanna drink your tea. Spelled with a P.
Fulfill my fantasy or die without me.
See you in the next world, get a parking voucher.


243? WTF?
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What good is it to be an Adult?

I work hard all my life, say things and end up in Sugarloaf without a condom.

Grown-Ups suck.

We see that evidence here often.


SHUT THIS SITE DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sherry called.

Dint mention you.
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I called you.

That was a waste of effort.

Heard you're in the Outback, shopping for worms.

Sick, but I'm not knocking it, ya sicko!
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(FU! Ya got nuthin' on this boogie and FU for not trying! Is this "Adult"?)
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CNN Analyst: If You Don’t Get Vaccine, Can’t Have ‘FREEDOMS’ | The News & Why It Matters | Ep 750

https://conservativeheadlinenews.com/cnn-analyst-if-you-dont-get-vaccine-cant-have-freedoms-the-news-why-it-matters-ep-750-2/

Dear George Orwell, "Nice goin'.
Ya Called It!"
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I'd love to Hug everybody, but I have scheduling issues.

Can you form a single line at the bottom of Hiway 330?


And Sacrificial Virgins are easily replaced by Pork Roasts.

Personally, I'd take 2 In and OUT Animal Double-Doubles as even trade any day!

Burgers vs. Pussy.
Who do you trust?


NOT Dissin Tess, Not her fault she was made that way. I kinda empathize with it, me being a Dick and all...
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And when smee chimes in, it only makes it worse.

Watch him.
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And if the Horse shows up, I'm gonna hitch-up my Rig and move to another CribSite in these Dark Nether Regions hereabouts. And I WILL crack a whip for olde time's sake!.
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Horses really are smart. They all know where glue come from.

I have seen where Educated People go.

[PIX of Homeless camps goes here]
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One time, In Phelan, I had a house painting job.
There was a horse on site.

Nobody cared about it but me.
I petted it.
It gave me rides off the painter's ladder and
got the job done faster.

Every morning when I showed up for work,
the Horse was right there to greet me.

That Horse Loved me.

Family can't compare, this one.

I am eternally Blessed cuzza the Horse
and now I am drizzling, pardon me.....
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Yes the horse was taking you for a ride

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Sherry called.

Dint mention you.


She only mentions me during climax .....

So you will never hear it

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I AM TELLING YOU THAT A HORSE LOVES ME MORE THAN PEOPLE CAN.
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I'm taking early leave to ignore smee at this point cuzza he's Off Cue
and normally a weak link in the infrastructure of things here.

I ain't Dissin' his Talent;
I'm revoking his Parking Permit.
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If Yibs was here......wait!
How the FK does that play?

Jeeez, NO!

The world has enuff of weird stories.

We can't even sell this shite, how are we gonna donate it?

And who will give us Shelter in our time of need?

(There's plenty of vacant cabins in Sugarloaf!)
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You know what?

Dysfunctional digital clocks are more reliable than smee.

Now I'm starting to hate that guy again.
It's OK.

I never smell his Barbie.


It smells like bASS with a lower case b.
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I don't have to believe any of this.

I post it and get Ratings in a viscious cycle of Post and Recover.

Seriously, I really have nothing better to do.
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And if you believe that, I have some balls you can polish with your mouth.

The Horse Story is TRUE!
That Horse Loved me.
My sister won't.

Get to figuring...
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ARE WE DEAD YET?
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In 6th Grade, Debbie was a Hottie, too!
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She was smart, witty, and had LEG.

No such thing as Vegan in those days.
1968.
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I'm comfortable talking about this.

I fear the blow-back.

I'll put on your wife's big girl panties.

Good as Kevlar, right?
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Bummer. Thx for not helping.

We know who you are, where you live and what you got to eat!


In a Crisis situation, the Fridge is Target Priority #1!
Just step away from the vehicle....
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Tello, somehow your post includes the coding for strikethrough.

To illustrate:
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[s]text that has the strikethrough[/s] ... will render as this: text that has the strikethrough

I will personally de-strikethrough your poor post. But just to emphasise, no one here put in the strikethrough formatting codes. Either you copied across text together with the formatting, or you were playing around with either the formatting code OR the little formatting icon/button which inserts the formatting code.






Hey!! What's with the center lines?

I dint do that, what UP??????????????


OZ's cheap shot at CENSORSHIP???

Disgusting, but not surprising.

"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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No Tess. I am a victim here. I checked, Not my bad.
The system sucks.

Why do you choose to live like this?

I'd rather be hugging you.



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I am not a redhead.

I'm blonde. It's a sort-of honey-blonde colour, not a platinum blonde or baby blonde. It's not red. Repeat: it's not red.


I have batteries. I replaced a rechargeable lead-acid battery in my PA system with lithium ion rechargeable batteries. Lighter, stronger, gutsier.


Tessa!

I need you to replace the batteries in your devices
and shock me again!

Apparently I have refused to accept any lessons from The State.

This is not a Test.

It's fking OZRT.

Get outta here if ya like slavery!


I'm staying cuz I marvel at fake Redheads with an Opera Pedigree..

(She is no better than me. Except for the Red. I play drums, she plays YOU!
That's SHOWBIZ.)

"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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Ok Tess, I surrender.

Fielding your shite is a lot of work.

I defer to the non Angelics to sort it out.

You win. Is that good for you now?


(Does the carpet match the drapes?)
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Ohhh, Tello. Ohhhh, Tello. *shakes head wryly*

Your post included the following.

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In typical sleight of hand, the CDC's Dr. Fauci took to the media this week to discredit concerns. He stated he "doubt[s] the federal government will be the main mover of a vaccine passport concept."
You see that bit where the s is contained within square brackets to indicate that the original quotation didn't include the s but that in the quoted form it is required so as to make grammatical sense? The forum interprets an s in square brackets to mean strikethrough.

I've edited your post to include a small space (font size 1 so that you can barely see the space) between the opening square bracket and the s, to disrupt it so that it won't be interpreted as an instruction to present the following text with strikethrough.

You can thank me by singing the Hallelujah chorus while standing on one leg and beating time on an upturned paint tin.

"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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Winning is just... well... it happens.

But to keep it in perspective, so does losing. We all win, we all lose...



Ok Tess, I surrender.

Fielding your shite is a lot of work.

I defer to the non Angelics to sort it out.

You win. Is that good for you now?

"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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Thx for ya doing for me.
I have no idea what's going on after that.

Carpet, drapes?
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Fact is, ya really got the drop on me now that I'm drinking eating smoking taking out the trash cleaning my alleged guns and picking my nose all at the same time.

Playing Field: UN level.


Now that I'm down, are you gonna kill me with OZ Tickles?

I want DNA on that Blonde thang. OK?


A 12 ounce urine sample will really peak my Scientific Interests!
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Doing all that with one hand under the desk ....remarkable

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STFU will ya?

I can fk this up on my own.
I don't need your help, this one.
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So anyway, Science is Trending.

Give till it hurts.
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I'm sorry for your pain, Lady, but I'm here to Capitalize on it.

Every ounce of your tears is spank in the bank.
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Standards: Low

Output: Exceptional

Public Standing: when did that start?

Tessa: Give me more!

I got the new scratch and sniff touch screen Lappy!
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Lotus: Hardest working white girl in the County, and I love her!!! That includes her occupying my sleeping quarters!

Best reason ever for me to pull all-nighters!
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Hey what happened to the foot traffick here?

You know, the Tag Team blighters....

I don't control others and they won't influence my decisions, much..
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Goddamm Im so flocking drunk right now that I am bonding with the contents of my RV fridge.

They started the conversation
and I dint wanna be rude.
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Tomatoes are red
smee is blue
Tello is mad and
dissing on you.

Amen.
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Is the blue cheese winning the argument about which bacteria are good and which are bad?
"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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I'll letcha know how the pictures turn out.

btw: I wanna lip-lock your Blonde.
This is not Courting.
It's Predatory.

Some fun, huh?

All the grief without the evidence.
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You know Olivia is in Real Life, too!

Dedicated, strong women is what I need
to chop my firewood,
paint my barn and
change my nappies!
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And I need a Sushi and Beer run.
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Listen up, Lurkers!

Here's something of interest. (Your interest may vary)

Keep watching.
See when Tessa DUZZINT rise to the occasion for delivering cheeseburgers and belly rubs to my location.

Why not?


Cuz she's ADMIN and her hands are tied in pretty little bows of

RED TAPE


I understand it but I don't accept it.

FU, whatever....


Are we Funny yet?
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I feel sorry for Tess.

Success is a huge burden, and frankly, I'm cracking under the stress
of just thinking about it.


I shouldda got killed for what I did in ShowBiz. I am very disappointed.
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Yeah, and I am especially hating life cuz The Northridge Earthquake dint kill me.
That was soooooo UNfair!!!!!
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But to keep it in perspective, so does losing. We all win, we all lose...



On that one, I feel like I am in Good Company.

Is this sh!t Funny yet?
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