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Nice.
I'm searching for Dental Records.

Care to donate?

You don't need a face to qualify.

And it wouldn't help.
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EXCLUSIVE: "Dick Tooth"
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Feet Teeth
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Watchband
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That was a bit much.
Perhaps I should retire for the week....


There's more footzies........
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Soon, nightmares will become your friends.
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IRON BUTTERFLY - IN A GADDA DA VIDA - 1968

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Fireball

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q88koeaqrEg


Deep Pink
6 years ago
This is yet another classic example of the superiority of the Deep Purple Mark II.

Ian Paice = extremely underrated big band hard rock drummer. Technique, feel and speed.Virtuoso.
Roger Glover = extremely underrated rock bass player, smooth as Jaco just as well as boomy as Entwistle. Virtuoso.
Jon Lord = best rock keyboarder ever. The Hammond and his Lord. A classical music composer of sky high quality as well. R.I.P. Jon. Virtuoso.
Richie Blackmore = extremely underrated rock guitar player. Insanely cool guitar solos. Right up there with Jimi, Eric, Jimmy, Jeff, Duane and Rory. Virtuoso.
Ian Gillan = best rock singer ever. Period. Range and power! Child In Time, anyone? Virtuoso.
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Deep Purple - Made In Japan // BEST VERSION EVER! RARE!!

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Yer gonna lose this one.

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That will earn you "the look"

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They tell you the problem
and sell you the answer.

Total crap.

I hate these guys.
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I own stock in fish tank research.

I hate myself and everybody in here.
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It's gonna be a good day here in The Land Of Uzz.

Just Uzz, Sherry and I.

Sun comes up, we get bizzy.

Chores and FreePlay.

All done under the Loaf Sun!

We will get out of bed around 2 PM, thank you.....


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This concludes another broadcast day. Maybe.

Be sure to put the F in front of the U.


And remember: I have acquired the gift of non-forgiveness.

Bitter with a bite.

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Auction Site eBay Confirms It Is ‘Monitoring’ For Illicit
Dr. Seuss Book Sales


Internet auction site eBay confirmed, Thursday, that it is scouring its open auctions for six “canceled” Dr. Seuss titles, reviewing seller profiles, and removing the listings, which the site claims violate its “offensive materials policy.”


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I bought rubber chickens on eBay.
Total VooDoo shite, Man!

Not offensive?
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You are not supposed to substitute blow up sex dolls with those rubber chickens

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Yeah right whatever, hello.
How's your Files lately?
And what do you know about the Blue Cans?


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Nathan Norris asked a question .
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Has anyone else on the mountain had their blue recycling can picked up today? My wife said someone came by and just took our recycling can threw it into a truck with a bunch of other recycling cans and left. Are they not doing recycling anymore?

Keith Martin
Ours was to be picked up yesterday...but wasn't
They have just not been taking our recycling for weeks. Haven't taken the can though.

Abigail Blake Jump
Our recycling got picked up. Not sure by who but they left the can

Natasha Norman
On Tuesday someone took our blue recycle can

Jennie Meissenburg
You need to call Burrtec so they can fix it - we had been having both cans dumped at the same time - so I reported it. It is being done correctly now. I didn't want to cause trouble but I care enough to sort it so I wanted it processed correctly.

Ron Tello Culley
I say, anybody boosting the blue cans are cooking meth or planning an illegal outdoor event. Just sayin'...

Laura Boucher
Ron Tello Culley For real 🤣

Brittney Galvan
Ours was maybe picked up an hour or so ago

Nathan Norris
Brittney Galvan yes same with ours. It's so weird.

Brittney Galvan
Our can was left tho. So its weird if they took the can.

Nathan Norris
Brittney Galvan Oh I thought they took your blue can that's what happened to us.

Lynn Talmon
It’s always something around here! Lol

Michelle Wymore
Our trash day is on Monday, I will be surveilling... unless I get bored, hungry, or distracted. I need my blue can!

Ron Tello Culley
I suspect my Australian friends are up to no good. They know I'm on to them now.

Jenna Embree
Did you see a post the other day someone selling a bunch of recycling cans for cheap

Ron Tello Culley
Reminds me of a Trailer Park Boys movie, where Ricky was stealing trash cans and converting them into weed growing units for sale. Yes, it IS always something around somewhere.

Law Enforcement and Autism
A lot of theft lately of recyclables. Even the blue can is stolen.

Ron Tello Culley
I can see it now: Trash Can GPS trackers.
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Theyve canned the can ....can they do that ?

Far can oath they can

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Hello, I'm back on the air.

We had a power go dark for 2 hours.

Initial reports said it was
car vs. power pole.

Later it was a bird.

Musta been a large bird.

What? Mothman!

Mothman knocked down the power pole..

I can believe anything
if news sources were
ON SITE.
Not a phone call.
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I hope mothman hasnt got mothball damage

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It was great.
Sherry and I are chillin' in my crib
and click, lights out.

Turn on KBHR
Blues on The Bear, with reports.

Battery operated lights.

Cold drinks.

A lovely solid 2 hours
in the dark.

Not much different than normal.
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Partial Valley Wide Power Outage Friday Night
03/05/2021 by Cathy Herrick

Big Bear News – Big Bear, CA – UPDATE: Power is now restored as of 8:05pm. Bear Valley Electric, Inc., has successfully rerouted the power lines. There may be some homes in the areas still without power until the final repairs are completed.

UPDATE: On further investigation, it is being reported that a Blue Heron flew into power lines creating tonight’s power outage. Again, Bear Valley Electric is on scene to fix the problem. According to BVES, Inc., they are working to reroute the lines to restore power to the Valley as quickly as possible.

At approximately 5:55pm, a vehicle collided with two power poles on Club View Drive in Moonridge causing a power outage on Friday evening. Areas without power at this time are Sugarloaf, Moonridge, the south shore in Big Bear Lake to the Village and possibly further west. Bear Valley Electric, Inc., quickly isolated the problem area and is on the scene working to fully restore power to their customers in the affected areas. Big Bear Fire is also on scene responding to the vehicle accident. It is unknown at this time how long the power will be out.


https://kbhr933.com/big-bear-news-kbhr-93-3-102-5/vehicle-collides-with-electrical-poles-causing-partial-valley-wide-power-outage/
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Seriously, you dint think this is phunny?

When I walk into a Court House screening post
my gun detects cops.



Yes, Tello, I thought it was funny. If you didn't have your satellite dish pointed this way to pick up my laughter, you must immediately recalibrate.
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A Dump of Forgotten Things


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Are we raising a generation of nincompoops?

By Beth J. Harpaz
Associated Press Writer / September 27, 2010


NEW YORK—Second-graders who can't tie shoes or zip jackets. Four-year-olds in Pull-Ups diapers. Five-year-olds in strollers. Teens and preteens befuddled by can openers and ice-cube trays. College kids who've never done laundry, taken a bus alone or addressed an envelope.


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8 year olds that haven't been weaned off the tit .....

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When Certified Organic Is Not Available, Ask the Right Questions at the Market

Local farm stands, CSAs, and farmers markets give access to some of the freshest and healthiest seasonal food, while providing an opportunity to directly support the people who produce it. Cornucopia always recommends certified organic local farms first, but if one is not available, you can often still find local food that benefits human and environmental health.

Cornucopia’s handy DIY Certification Guide helps market patrons ask farmers the kinds of insightful questions that an organic certifying agent would ask when inspecting an organic farm. The guide helps ensure you are rewarding the most ethical farmers who care for their animals and the land, while bringing home the healthiest food for your family.

Questions detailed in the guide fall under three main categories:

Is it local?
How was it grown?
How was it raised?
Discover the difference between free-range and pastured eggs, the importance of soil health for combating plant diseases, and the differing approaches to animal welfare practices.


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CNN’s CEO Admits Pandemic Was ‘Really Good’
for Failing Network’s Ratings


Jason Kilar, the CEO of CNN parent company Time Warner, is in hot water after he said Thursday that the coronavirus pandemic has been a cash cow for the liberal network.

“It turns out the pandemic is a pretty big part of the news cycle, and that’s not going away anytime soon,” Kilar said at a news conference Thursday.


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8 year olds that haven't been weaned off the tit .....

We're doomed.
The enemy is within.
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Identity Crisis.

Is The Tello Files
a comic book
or a
News Organization?
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Science Project.

I understand the simple dynamics of sciences.

I have NO grip on the details.

Good thing.

I'd be in my childhood kitchen
mixing household chemicals
with a car battery.

I couldda invented
Flavored Suicide.
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Some kid's parents.....
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