Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2600894 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #10400 on:** February 18, 2021, 03:48:19 PM »

Lame Interviewing Journalist: "You wrote all of this?"

Tello: "What part of YES do you not understand?"

tellomon · « **Reply #10401 on:** February 18, 2021, 03:53:18 PM »

I mean, dammit man!

The poems of Charles Manson are selling on eBay for millions
and my shite is open season for
FREELOADERS
and they don't have the good goddam courtesy
to give me a reach-around.

tellomon · « **Reply #10402 on:** February 18, 2021, 03:59:11 PM »

So, maybe it can come to this.

(Back-up is good)

tellomon · « **Reply #10403 on:** February 18, 2021, 04:02:32 PM »

I'm not going on Strike.

I'm Stricken.

tellomon · « **Reply #10404 on:** February 18, 2021, 04:04:46 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #10405 on:** February 18, 2021, 04:34:16 PM »

Ron Tello Culley
This shite is getting to be still REAL! Glad to know that I wasn't the only Rebel out of Arroyo! I Salute you Soldiers!!!

Ron Tello Culley
Say Col., do you read The Tello Files? Simple yes or no answer...come on...

Ron Tello Culley
Shout out to Buehler!

Ron Tello Culley
I'm not a drummer anymore. Bang that!

Al Bowman
Because Biden is not a real president.
May be an image of 2 people and text that says 'Not. The. Same. Person. If you choose to lie to yourself then that's on you. ó'

Ron Tello Culley
Define "REAL".😆

tellomon · « **Reply #10406 on:** February 18, 2021, 04:37:22 PM »

Remember the "Birthers"?

Is Obama an American Citizen or not?

Same new shite.
Same old day.

America is NOT that great.

I mean these flockers have my DNA on file
so if I spit they can put me away..

tellomon · « **Reply #10407 on:** February 18, 2021, 04:48:20 PM »

They won't get my guns
cuz they took them all in 2014,
the year I was forced to Vacate my life
for 357 days on ice.

2 out of 12 Redneck Elko Jurors voted to set me free!

I wanna know what the other 10 were thinking. And motion to spank them!

Proof Positive: America is a dangerous place to be!
No way out.
Oz is no refuge.
Britain sucks.
What's going on in Amsterdam?
Do they speak Telloese?

IF only I was not born with a brain, none of this would be possible. FELAFEL U Bev!

tellomon · « **Reply #10408 on:** February 18, 2021, 05:09:14 PM »

Now I live in perfect solitude,
codling my machete in bed,
hoping to use it
when appropriate.

tellomon · « **Reply #10409 on:** February 18, 2021, 05:10:29 PM »

No, smee, I don't shave with it.

tellomon · « **Reply #10410 on:** February 18, 2021, 05:12:24 PM »

Hey, where is that clown anyways?

Prolly at work in Pub Central....

I see The Time Stamp.
5:12 PM is deffo "Off The Clock" in a civilized society.

Unless ya work the Night Shift.

tellomon · « **Reply #10411 on:** February 18, 2021, 05:20:20 PM »

Let's review:
smee has no face or a job history.

Suss, but I like him.

tellomon · « **Reply #10412 on:** February 18, 2021, 05:21:47 PM »

We know what Tessa is all about
and The Horse does not bother me. I loves me horse!

Yay!

tellomon · « **Reply #10413 on:** February 18, 2021, 05:27:19 PM »

OK, here's Truth:

We all suck.

The blowers make Headlines.

All others form in a single line to the center of the Universe.

tellomon · « **Reply #10414 on:** February 18, 2021, 05:31:18 PM »

"If I was half the man I was 5 years ago
I'd take a dildoe to this place!"

- Al Pacino, Scant of A Woman.

tellomon · « **Reply #10415 on:** February 18, 2021, 05:33:37 PM »

scant
[skant]
ADJECTIVE
barely sufficient or adequate.
"companies with scant regard for the safety of future generations"
synonyms:
little · little or no · minimal · hardly any · limited · negligible · [more]
VERB
NORTH AMERICAN
provide grudgingly or in insufficient amounts.

tellomon · « **Reply #10416 on:** February 18, 2021, 05:37:10 PM »

Yeah, you know...I like to.....post.

No help from the friends who don't let friends drink and post.

I'm always flying solo here.

*Prepare for crash landing*

*Brace for Impact.*

*Put your head between your knees
and kiss your ass good-bye.*

tellomon · « **Reply #10417 on:** February 18, 2021, 05:43:29 PM »

The 1970's really flocked me up.

How am I doing now?

tellomon · « **Reply #10418 on:** February 18, 2021, 05:45:50 PM »

1091951 Views

tellomon · « **Reply #10419 on:** February 18, 2021, 05:49:06 PM »

Look, I am willing to tell you everything I know
but yer too stupid for it.

Come back when ya grow a brain.

Or hire a translator.
Panties are a Barter Item!

tellomon · « **Reply #10420 on:** February 18, 2021, 05:50:12 PM »

This is the quest for 210!

tellomon · « **Reply #10421 on:** February 18, 2021, 05:53:32 PM »

Welcome to The March to 210!

tellomon · « **Reply #10422 on:** February 18, 2021, 05:54:12 PM »

Is it 210 yet?

tellomon · « **Reply #10423 on:** February 18, 2021, 05:54:47 PM »

How about now?

tellomon · « **Reply #10424 on:** February 18, 2021, 05:55:14 PM »

I'm out.

tellomon · « **Reply #10425 on:** February 18, 2021, 05:59:20 PM »

Ron Tello Culley
Define "REAL".😆
· Reply · 1h
Ron Tello Culley
Remember the "Birthers"?
Is Obama an American Citizen or not?
Same new shite.
Same old day.
· Reply · 1h · Edited
Col. Darryl Harrelson
Ron Tello Culley except there has bern proof that the birth certificates were “layered” and not an original document !
· Reply · 1h
Ron Tello Culley
We all know nothing and we know that!

Ron Tello Culley
Censored ?

tellomon · « **Reply #10426 on:** February 18, 2021, 06:06:39 PM »

When I took delivery from UPS today,
I expressed my gratitude to the driver.

I said "Thank you, Man! Keep up the good work,
Don't flock it up, we need you!
Me, my House, the Hood, the World....

Don't flockit up!"

And he is all like....."Yeah"....

tellomon · « **Reply #10427 on:** February 18, 2021, 06:13:58 PM »

There was this one time in the Desert,
there was a power grid shut down/black out
and I dint feel a thing
cuz I was on 12 Volt.

I read the comments.
Everybody is all "Waaaa".

And I'm all "FELAFEL U, suckers!"

tellomon · « **Reply #10428 on:** February 18, 2021, 06:20:45 PM »

It's not about Prep.
It's about today.
What you got ?

tellomon · « **Reply #10429 on:** February 18, 2021, 06:24:05 PM »

"Waaaa"

That's what they said!

tellomon · « **Reply #10430 on:** February 18, 2021, 06:35:05 PM »

Dint I say "Failure Without Tears"?

Do I need to shout?

tellomon · « **Reply #10431 on:** February 18, 2021, 06:37:23 PM »

I never started to help morons.

Not gonna start helping them now.

Darwinism has a certain "Flair" for the time of day.

tellomon · « **Reply #10432 on:** February 18, 2021, 06:40:44 PM »

I am not cruel or bitter.

I am un-sympathetic to losers,
and Darwinism Rules! That's LAW!

Preppers and other informed citizens know the magic numbers in a crisis:
60% freek, 30% tweek and 10% Peak. (Rise to the occasion.)

Survivability is about guts, not demographics.

Need I remind you that I am a Veteran Mountain Man, Desert Rat and Montello Survivor?

If I can endure the OZRT, I can certainly last thru the weekend.

I'm a 10 percenter.

For my next trick, I need a volunteer.

Yeah, I knew you would choke....

tellomon · « **Reply #10433 on:** February 18, 2021, 07:09:28 PM »

There's just no point.

It's dull and unobtrusive.

tellomon · « **Reply #10434 on:** February 18, 2021, 07:10:37 PM »

210 now?

No.
Dammit too soon!

tellomon · « **Reply #10435 on:** February 18, 2021, 07:17:00 PM »

The first thing I don't need is panic in the house.

I will torch the joint before I have to hear whinging from commoners.

When the SHTF, these wankahs are a lost cause.

And I have NO mercy for them.

What? Do I have to educate morons?
They can't even recycle properly.

Flock 'em!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #10436 on:** February 18, 2021, 07:25:31 PM »

I shot a man in the foot.
I have no problem watching these yankers shooting
themselves in the head.

Saves me the grief of having to do it.

The weakest link in the chain always gets segregated. Isolated. Confined.
Eliminated. For the Greater Good!

No room for Losers. That's the Law!

Can't wait to see the surprised look on their faces
when they learn that the world is turned OFF!

They make cannibalism easy!

tellomon · « **Reply #10437 on:** February 18, 2021, 07:31:41 PM »

I'll have enuff Lesbo Burgers for 6 months!

*210*

tellomon · « **Reply #10438 on:** February 18, 2021, 07:37:50 PM »

"Standards".

Keep them to yourself.

This is a dysfunctional family show.

*smee* · « **Reply #10439 on:** February 18, 2021, 07:43:31 PM »

Whats happening in the United States of Amigo today

tellomon · « **Reply #10440 on:** February 18, 2021, 07:45:39 PM »

Ron Tello turned off commenting for this post.

*smee* · « **Reply #10441 on:** February 19, 2021, 05:14:42 AM »

Texas 3 days without power ....

Frozen gaslines

Frozen water pipes ...

Yep global warming ....its rife

tellomon · « **Reply #10442 on:** February 19, 2021, 06:31:05 AM »

Facebook Blocks News, Government And Health Updates
In Australia: ‘An Assault On A Sovereign Nation’

https://www.infowars.com/posts/facebook-blocks-all-news-government-and-health-updates-in-australia-an-assault-on-a-sovereign-nation/

tellomon · « **Reply #10443 on:** February 19, 2021, 08:50:43 AM »

Ports Continue to be Above Capacity Thus Creating Backlogs Delivering Containers

The port of Los Angeles was up 22% in container volume in Nov and it is also up 50% compared from the first 6 months of the year to the last 6 months of the year. Additional per diem, chassis charges and storage charges have added costs to everyone doing business at the port.
See the CNBC post today Port of LA backlog as well as a video of the container ships waiting to be offloaded in California.

https://www.cnbc.com/video/2020/12/28/port-of-los-angeles-executive-director-on-shipping-delays-and-traffic.html?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_content=Port%20of%20LA%20backlog&utm_campaign=Diversified%20Transportation%20Services%20-%20Truckload%20vs.%20Rail%20-%20How%20Do%20I%20Choose%3F

https://s29755.pcdn.co/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/DOD_108183439-1024x576-1769k-6025cee060084-1.mp4?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_content=container%20ships%20waiting%20to%20be%20offloaded%20in%20California%C2%A0%C2%A0&utm_campaign=Diversified%20Transportation%20Services%20-%20Truckload%20vs.%20Rail%20-%20How%20Do%20I%20Choose%3F

tellomon · « **Reply #10444 on:** February 19, 2021, 01:40:05 PM »

Dear Tessa;
Thank you for your kind "Value Post".
It did the job.

-Sherry of Tello Heights, California.

tellomon · « **Reply #10445 on:** February 19, 2021, 02:36:39 PM »

https://www.ozy.com/around-the-world/how-the-jet-stream-is-changing-your-weather/96075/?utm_term=OZY&utm_campaign=pdb&utm_content=Thursday_02.18.21&utm_source=Campaigner&utm_medium=email

tellomon · « **Reply #10446 on:** February 19, 2021, 02:56:13 PM »

Boy oh BOY is THIS COOL!!!

Nothing is in vogue.

To Doo's is an aberration.
And this is The Freak Show to see!

Come Noon on the morrow, chopping
pathway ice is on my agenda.

And there's other stuff.
It's gonna be great!

I might even break a sweat!
Or get a nasty splinter.

" Tools are sharp, wood is dry and sunny & warm is on the menu! "

tellomon · « **Reply #10447 on:** February 19, 2021, 03:06:00 PM »

Snow? What snow?
There's no snow here.
(I heard it burned off last week.
All 27,000 feet of it.)

That's Ice-breathing Dragon vomit.

That ain't snow.

Deck Ice is different. It's made by human neglect.
My bad.

tellomon · « **Reply #10448 on:** February 19, 2021, 03:15:24 PM »

Attention Readers!

The Final Insult is on the way.

Stay logged.

tellomon · « **Reply #10449 on:** February 19, 2021, 03:24:51 PM »

Hint: The Age-Old adage "Us vs. Them" is going *bOnKeRs!....

I hope this works out alright.

Failure has been too common for me lately.

Social Media SUICIDE has not been an option
for me, yet.
Don't push me.
I got the PUSH BACK method. Fresh. New. Effective.

Coming soon.

News:

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