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It's a Riot.
It's a Hoot.

It's two social upheavals in one!

Now more than ever do you need to take to the streets
and proclaim your objection
to
adult acne!
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Hit hard and hit fast!
That's Jack McCoy's strategy for accumulating the facts!
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I think I'm gonna be in trouble.

I'm being over paid by Unemployment government money.

They promised me 6K.
I have received upwards of 10K thus far.
I have 6K now.

Don't tell.
Hush and eat yer mush.
I'll buy ya some!
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Benjamin Franklins matter

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Take it easy, guy. This is my cousin Liam. He makes things happen, you should trust him ok?

He's borrowing my shirt and I want it back!
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I assume he is going to eat that

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Yeah, now yer talkin'!
What are you saying?
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Ron Tello Culley
Bryan...dude! Hello!!!


Bryan Herrera
Ron Tello Culley how have you been Mr. Ron?

Ron Tello Culley
Fabulous under the circumstances. I got a mild going on, no complaints. Still going after Elko for what they did to my House!

Ron Tello Culley
I'm living FAT! There, I sed it!
 
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I will always remember you. And G Block.

Bryan Herrera
Me too buddy

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Sweet!
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Adjust yer girdles, ladies...this is JailBird talk, ok?
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Never in my life have I met some of the finest Felons in all the land in the Elko Graybar Hotel!
Murderers, gun dealers, drug enterprisers, chomos and tractor-flockers. It was a genuine Bro Scene experience.
Nobody flocked with me cuzz they heard I was in on a firearms violation.
Better than a chomo rap for sure!

I got out, remember?
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Where you at now you still in nevada

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I am 5 years in at Big Bear Ca.. I still pay my Montello taxes. It's nuts! It is manageable.

I am too cozy, the guilt does nothing to harm others, lol.


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Dammit, I so wanna buy a gun!
Mr. puter won't let me.
Fine,
I can take a bus to the Village Gun Emporium.
Fl@ck you Big Bro!!!!
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They should have been paying you to live in Montello ..... Taxes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_KIzbktgJk

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I can buy a gun and I can buy your house.

Step aside when ya see me coming your way!

Money talks.

And you....yeah whatever....
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They should have been paying you to live in Montello ..... Taxes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_KIzbktgJk

Great concept!
I'm being paid to shack up in Big Bear so long as I shut up about denouncing the GovT!
The pay-off is enormous!!!

I can go online right now and buy your house!

Now who is BOSS?
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So I'm gonna take a bus, pop in at the local Gun Shop and say "Yeah......I wanna check out a Glock 9 please".
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I'll buy 3 and clean out their ammo inventory.

Money makes the world go flat.


There better not be any duds...
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Stuffupdate!

Overstock.com <orders@transaction.overstock.com>
To:
m86thecat@yahoo.com

Sat, Nov 21 at 11:46 AM

overstock   
 
Hi Ron!
 
A package from your order has arrived!
 

Arrival Date
11/21/2020
    
Delivered To
662 San Bernardino Ave
Delivered Via
US Postal Service
    
Order Number
316907822
Tracking Number
9400111202555237579792
    
Order Date
11/12/2020
        
Olivia Pratt Men's Black Stainless-steel 3-dial Sport Watch
 
ITEM #12064833
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Here hold this idea for me.
Working Title: Pellet Pez
A dispenser unit similar to the mechanics of a Pez. or similar to a Carnie's waistbelt mounted change dispenser. This idea works exclusively for Air Gun pellet rotary discs.

I was just thinking about this as I unwrap my new Airgun items.
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in order to reduce spread of Covid......Mountain Residents are encouraged to make and post signs to deter......so visitors only go where we want them to go.....and when we want them!...plus, If we want more Bigfoot, we need to allow Bigfoot to breed!
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SMK strikes again! Bravo! Brilliant, man! Be sure to quit yer Day Job. I did!

Steven Michael King
I need everybody to write "The TOnight show" and recomend they start me off with the same deal they gave Jay Leno!

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Bring back Johnny or no deal.

Steven Michael King
Jay got paid more!....although admitely Johnny and Ed made a good team.....

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Doc Severnsen, Ed the drummer.....

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This is dangerous territory. Bedtime is 8PM schoolnights. I can only catch that Group on Fridays and Holidaze. Then I got out of school and he signed off and died. The End.

Ron Tello Culley
I believe the JC sign-off (Final Show) was the most biggest TV event in all of history. Why not? Not even Pharoes had that juice card!

Sorry, we were not a Nielson family...

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So, Big Foot.. Is anybody here??? Fascinating topic and all..
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Isnt a big foot something Subway sell?


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No. It's an ATV, branded in the US and you Ossies don't get to have them.

And we don't carry a brand of chainsaws called "Drop Bear".
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You Stihl dont have those chain saws?

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okwedonewithitnow?

Check it out.
I hardwire TV to my head.
Sci-fi taught me how. Sure it hurts. Nothing new.

So I have this raging epiphany right now it goes like this:

1) The Titanic was built from substandard materials which were sold to the ship builder by THE MOB. Bad Mob Steel.

2) Stonehenge was a Swap Meet. And then a UFO Truck Stop. The profits were enourmous and the Druids are the wealthy Ancestors of Punk Rock. Punk dint want them so the Goth Kids took the cue.

3) I don't care what you think. It's what ya do I'm looking at.

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Stinky undertones of nazi subtext and proscriptions here in the US.

There's an excess of Bail Out Bucks going around.
But it's not been yet widely recognized as Socialism.

Just cash out the plastic and pay Greenbacks for your porridge.
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Mates!
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😂😂😂First of all it's the dumbest mandate they've come up with yet😂 I hate to break it to all these GeniusPowers that be in charge, but covid-19 does not know how to tell time. Nothing happens between 10 p.m. and 5 a.m. that's going to slow down the spread of the virus. Not to mention it's posted all throughout California that Sheriffs will NOT be upholding the mandate,sorta like they didn't uphold, or address, masks and social distancing. (IT'S NOT A LAW). So why do they continue to waste our time with all this empty nonsense? Oh wait,I bet it's another lame attempt to cover their ass and make it appear that they care😉
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The State has issued an order prohibiting all non-essential activities conducted outside the home with members of other households between 10 p.m. and 5 a.m. beginning Nov. 21 and extending until at least Dec. 21. The City will address complaints about violations on a case-by-case basis primarily through an education and engagement approach.
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I think it's about all the cramming of people going on in bars late at night. NYC did this and it seemed to help. Won't mean a thing though. My friend works a bar in LA they simply ignored the new rule and stayed open last night. Still as packed as ever.
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Dee Levey
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Mike Rotman yep it's not a law and they're not going to enforce it. and quite frankly I doubt it'll make much of a difference. I personally believe that the only reason our city posts this crap is in hopes of covering their own ass and to make it look like they give a damn about any of us.
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Mike Rotman
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Dee Levey I find it interesting they never really enforce things and then place blame. Rental code enforcement is the perfect example. No real enforcement. But yes Gov orders with no teeth is pointless.
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Mike Rotman I can't even stomach the ridiculous bullshit regarding vacation rentals,let alone empty posts about a curfew😂their reasoning changes constantly and it makes absolutely no sense and anybody who thinks they stand snowball's chance in hell of enforcing the bullshyt I've got a bridge for sale in Alaska if they're interested😂 it's all a little click of fraudulent dishonest people looking for more ways to fill their pockets with money while they blow smoke up everybody else's ass. and the fact that anybody Falls for any of it makes me rethink the human psyche🤣 when did everybody suddenly go brain dead? when did everybody suddenly lose the ability of rational thought?
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Dee Levey critical thinking skills are dead. That being said, I'm excited for the new Council members.
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Dee Levey
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Mike Rotman and I can only speak on code enforcement in regards to my own personal dealings with them over the last 10 years.and they've always done their job with me. they've always conducted their inspections as they're supposed to and thankfully I do everything right and I pass inspections. Anybody who thinks that they don't want to implement code enforcement regarding people actually breaking rules is crazy and they have no clue what's really going on yet again. code enforcement tried to do their job but when code enforcement hands are tied by the powers-that-be there's only so much they can do at risk of losing their job. as soon as people wake up to what's really going on things will start to make sense but until then it's just going to be a fucken circus full of hear,see no evil, see no evil speak no evil, monkeys who follow along with what these idiots tell them🤣 and the son of a Irma Grese responsible for tying the hands of Code Enforcement since covid started is thankfully leaving his position and moving down to Redlands where he can wreak havoc on them until they get smart enough to see what's really going on. how that's going to affect all these little dick sucking cronies throughout this community that have continued to rent their vacation rentals illegally when we were all told to shut down will just have to find somebody else's dick to suck I suppose. but that shouldn't be too hard considering who holds office on this mountain😉?
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Dee Levey
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Mike Rotman I'm excited as well, and as long as they keep their eyes open and don't allow themselves to be bullied like everyone else that's tried to make a positive difference then they may indeed be able to make a positive difference. but so far that hasn't happened. everybody caves to the Twisted way things are being done and everybody caves to the threats and the bullying. so with that said, only time will tell and I'm hoping for the best?
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Jey Allen
As far as the curfew, you know, the one law enforcement says "we will not enforce this", well that actually goes into effect tonight at 10pm, not that anyone will obey it or enforce it, after the stupid statement that law enforcement put out, pffft, why would they obey it, now if law enforcement had half a functional brain cell among them, even if they didn't want to enforce it, they should have said NOTHING !, simply fear of MAYBE having an encounter with the police would have kept at least 70% of the people in line, but as it is said, " a fool speaks his mind", well.....there ya have it 😆
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Susan Robins
Indeed, a rule is only a rule if it's enforced. No walking on the ice, no parking under the "no parking" sign, 6 ft social distancing, masks... It's all just the same hallow rules that people will ignore - including law enforcement.
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Dana DuVall
There is no science to support this nutty curfew ruling. It’s like the governor’s office is a board game with politicians holding the dice.
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Mike Rotman
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Dana DuVall the science is very clear, bars are major spreaders, this is a way to try to stop that . The data is clear It has worked in NYC. Better would be no eating allowed at any restaurant or bar any time day or night. Takeout and delivery only. But nobody wants to do that because of the economics and blow back from the public, so instead they do little things like this which can help a little but doesn't fully do what needs to be done. Data has very clearly shown 15% of all infections occur while eating outside at restaurants. Got to knock down any little thing you can try to help this
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Mike Rotman then close the bars 😂
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Dana DuVall sadly too many people are up in arms and no one is able to do that. They absolutely should be closed. But we don't have any sort of income programs like the rest of the world does so that's an issue as well. Most countries around the world are paying workers at least $3,000 a month so people can still survive, the United States gave $1,200 total.
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Carol Wenker
The question is when are we going to stand up to all of them & say enough is enough
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Dee Levey
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Carol Wenker I stand up to it all the time,but I'm only one person😥
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Michelle Chambliss
In Norway they have avoided Covid by restricting traveling and having tests and quarantine for travelers. Doesn’t do much good when hundred thousand visitors are coming up.
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Ron Tello Culley
Is this Nazi shite? I need clarification.

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Like that Dee? Get this: My hometown El Monte. Got history there!

It was a colorful bunch even tho the pic is b/w

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Gosh once again bear city post office. SUCKS they gave my package to someone else if you got it please message me.

Bryan Seaman
Unbelievable

Mike Rotman
I have a package that the post office says is there, Amazon says it's there, and it's not there

Ron Tello Culley
I have that experience too. We are not alone.

Heather Gaskins
This one says picked up by customer

Stacey Stone
Man I went to check my box at 12 anfld there was a line to the back people had chairs camping out for them to open at 1 😆 I'm missing about4 packages at the moment but haven't had 2 hours to wait in line

Ron Tello Culley
No doubt the PO is taking a digger lately. Don't get me started...



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Like that Dee? Get this: My hometown El Monte. Got history there!

It was a colorful bunch even tho the pic is b/w


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Meanwhile, 10 blocks away me and my band are bootlegging the Quad at Arroyo High!


Circa 1974
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L to R: Victor De La Garza on Bass, a greasy Latino; Remo McRon on Drums, a sleezy Mick; and Eddie Miller on Lead Guitar, no doubt a Jewboy in his own mind and family.

How's THAT for racial diversity ya Germs????


 :tello:    "We played Cover Tunes!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbW5K2F1N28&list=RDIbW5K2F1N28&index=1
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Truth be known....this is why I won't get a haircut or shut up!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3b6SGoN6dA&list=RDIbW5K2F1N28&index=2
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And this is why I can be a drummer, too!
Ya hit stuff, just right.
It's a beautiful thing!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9-42mu1D9Y&list=RDIbW5K2F1N28&index=3
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Who played spoons?

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This is not 1 800 kars for kids.

You can see the details here.
(These guys are actually playing gear, right?)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEPog_WdPE4&list=RDIbW5K2F1N28&index=4

Was I influenced by Culture as a child?
You bet.
Was I corrupted?

Absolutely!
What? You don't know?

Get oudda here.....
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Who played spoons?

Who has learned to use them?

Step up and show us the way!
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Oh, and by the way...Elko....

....watch your ( fill in the blank ).

We live in a wonderful Age where @zzH@7z are on Media Parade often.
And ppl know how to copy and print.

The Tech is Even UP!!!

The Brains are debatable...


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I can play the spoons

You can fork off

So stick that in your cutlery drawer and smoke it

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It's not a huge dilemma to choose between  a  Cowboy Dick and Moby Dick.

And smee can go fax himself and look for Admin on the way, and report back or some weird shite like that...
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Here's one;
The Gov pops in on my scene, yakking about yak and I'm in the hot seat cuz they say so.

They got the place pretty much surrounded, so I figure the best place I can go is forward.
Mug em with their own game.

I rule and that's why they hate me.
(Keeping receipts helped)

So be it.


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Jackie Elaine
Totally agree!! 100%

Richard Elorriaga
Long live the 70’s... keep it breezy,

Cindy Simmons
Amen

John Lopez
Amen

Woody Andrews
While I'm happy I did, I was dreaming of when it would

Emily Rude
AH YES! Good Times!

Lisa Graham
Well we didn't have fireflys...or an ice cream truck; but we did have lakes and creeks and bonfires...oh how I miss those days!

Ron Tello Culley
Yeah, there was that!

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Don't forget firecrackers and BB guns!

G.I.Joe was found out to be gay, and we used Barbie for target practice.

Both of them got run out of town.
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TONKA Truck demolition derbys were exceptionally hazardous.

There were economic considerations at play.

We survived our sustained injuries delivered by the parental unit(s).

They perished, remember?
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So what else unbelievable is going on?

Pick a winner.

Coming up next:

Something completely unexpected.


Back to you smee!
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Tonka trucks?

You will take someones eye out with those

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Naaa, yer thinking Matchbox.

Thx for playing our game!

It's been going on for 11 years now. Is there a Money Shot at some point?
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