I had my unfair share of B@sturd dogs,
and Ellie was born with a crooked tail.
It looked like a Blacksmith banged it into a horseshoe.
Visitors and guests always bagged on me about it, saying:
"WTF did you do to your dog?"
I told them she's a mutant.
Then, one day, full of the usual, I fabricated horror stories about the motives, tools and devices I used to tweek my stupid dog's tail.
Never saw those tossers again.....