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Ron Tello Culley Wow! Get a load of some of her "Interests":

Vin Diesel, Lodge at Mark Twain Lake, Positano Bed & Breakfast, Affittacamere De Masi Giovanni Lucio, B&B "Le Mimose" Porto Palma - Sardegna, B&B Teatro Massimo Palermo, Arena Suite Bed & Breakfast, Valle Crucis Community Park, Bed and Breakfast Pompei Il Fauno, Barry House Bed and Breakfast London, Bed and Breakfast Donna Adelina - Napoli, Rodoflor Bed&Breakfast, one day I will open up a bed and breakfast, Thich Nhat Hanh, Travel and 106 more.

Quite "revealing", actually....
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Ron Tello Culley In the words of J-Roc: "I've got NO Candy for you".
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Hit and Run Lonely Heart

(An actual short conversation)

*WTF happened? Hit-N-run?

#Dizzy Dame friends me, chats, finds out I'm a bum and unfriends me. NO biggie.

*I thought someone got hit by a car! Why do you do that?

#Do what? I type / speak properly, mostly.

*You do it for SHOCK value?

#True, and I'm entertaining!

*OK, then who got hit by a car?

#NO CAR! you don't understand...get the part about "Lonely Heart".
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Stand or sit UP straight and see things as they are.
Laying down and sideways alters your perception; it's about how you are, not the way things are.
When ya don't see correctly, you won't understand correctly.
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"Hit and Run Lonely Heart" did not involve a motor vehicle.

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High hit count today... the strungers useless lives need some input I see... go ahead Noobs quote me over there to thrill your day. what a sorry pitiful existence you lot lead...

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Hold on Yibs! This site has absorbed and presented some mighty fine quality content since last night about Sherry and Wendy, and I ain't slept since 2 days ago.

EPIC CONTENT is the Law here now....

You seen the material yet?

One Reader says this is Motion Picture-Grade material.

I'm calling Retro.

You STAND DOWN!!!

That's an ODER!!!!


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Hold on Yibs! This site has absorbed and presented some mighty fine quality content since last night about Sherry and Wendy, and I ain't slept since 2 days ago.

EPIC CONTENT is the Law here now....

You seen the material yet?

One Reader says this is Motion Picture-Grade material.

I'm calling Retro.

You STAND DOWN!!!

That's an ODER!!!!


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Breaking up is EASY to do!

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LOL! My friends list is minus
another 1.
This is rich; check this shite out!!!

"I only unfriended you off the FB, not as a "REAL" friend. I was getting too much "Flack" about this angry, crazy guy who is a friend of mine on FB. When a prospective "Boyfriend" saw all those things about us on FB, he decided not to pursue a relationship with me. Sorry."



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    Valerie Jeans Articulate and to the point, Mr Tello!
   
    Ron Tello Culley Huuurrrr.......
   
    Ron Tello Culley Ya know who that is, right? Yeah, "her".
   
    Valerie Jeans Hurrr!
   
    Ron Tello Culley ~DoooooZie dErP~
   
    John Wreckmaster If that is her attitude, clearly there is no loss there! Wow, talk about lack of personality! Get a back bone! If her latest dick on a stick don't like you on fb, imagine how much fun he will be at the Cowboy Bar on a Saturday night!
 
    Lisa Da Cuckoo Finch Go Ron! Go Ron! :)
   
    Ron Tello Culley You guys are Great! Have you enjoyed the Wendy K Story?
   
    Lisa Da Cuckoo Finch Read it and laughed my lady balls off......she was like     
    a spambot Ron lol xx
   
    Ron Tello Culley She was lonely. I was hungry.
    I made a sammich.
    She made a.....um, I dunno.
   
    Lisa Da Cuckoo Finch .....it up has she went along! :D
   
    Ron Tello Culley Question is: duz she do that a lot or was I really THAT flocken special?
   
    Lisa Da Cuckoo Finch She fckin does it alot and doesn't realise you're special mate xx
   
    Ron Tello Culley Worse than a tele-marketer...
 
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I've had enough!
Will never sell on ebay again!
                 


I have been a seller on ebay for years and have put up with the never ending increase in fees but now a new policy is in effect that is the final straw for me! PayPal is now going to hold my PayPal payments for 21 days! This is even though I have 100% feedback and have sold hundreds of items!

Apparently, if you ship with a tracking number this doesn't apply but let's be real here; as a Canadian, I cannot ship to the US with tracking without at least doubling my shipping rate! Sellers already have to pay a final value fee on the shipping now which has forced an increase in the amount of shipping I have to charge. Shipping from Canada to the US is a lot more than shipping from the US to Canada so it is hard to compete with US sellers! Ebay keeps trying to get sellers to offer free shipping, yeah right!

PayPal aka Ebay has just decided to hold sellers payments for 21 days so they can generate interest on these funds! Just imagine on a yearly basis, how much "profit" they will make on sellers with this move! The amount will be in the millions of dollars. At least a thief confronts you directly and informs you that you are being robbed. I'm sick of all the double talk from PayPal/ebay about how they are trying to protect the buyers. I guess my buyers need to be protected from my 100% positive feedback! Give me a break! I am tired of the crap that sellers are subjected to by these corporate conmen! I for one am done with being an ebay sucker and more and more sellers will start to leave just like me, mark my words! Bite me Ebay!


http://community.ebay.ca/topic/Seller-Central/Ive-Had-Enough/4000001401

                             


                         
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #5290 on: September 01, 2011, 11:02:57 PM »
It's September in America. Who's your Hero?
Here's mine.....



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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #5292 on: September 02, 2011, 09:16:54 AM »
2 Amigos just won't do....

           
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #5293 on: September 04, 2011, 12:06:01 AM »
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #5294 on: September 06, 2011, 06:04:54 AM »
Hey numb nutz its labor day in yankeeland isnt it ?
Whats all that about then ?

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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #5295 on: September 06, 2011, 07:46:44 AM »
Observed on the first Monday in September, Labor Day pays tribute to the contributions and achievements of American workers. It was created by the labor movement in the late 19th century and became a federal holiday in 1894. Labor Day also symbolizes the end of summer for many Americans, and is celebrated with parties, parades and athletic events.

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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #5296 on: September 06, 2011, 07:05:12 PM »
Deffo the END OF SUMMER.

I took a short stroll out
and blew steam from my snout.



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« Reply #5297 on: September 07, 2011, 04:54:49 PM »
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #5298 on: September 07, 2011, 05:27:15 PM »
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The Failure of Raw Milk Prohibition by Karen De Coster
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The August 3, 2011 shakedown of the Rawesome food cooperative in Venice, California, in spite of the tragic outcome, has produced one positive result. The ruthless raid on the part of miscellaneous government agencies has sparked ...
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        Ron Tello Culley This federalista blitzkrieg came at a time when raw milk alarmism had reached an all-time high. The folks who wish to banish raw milk can't leave the issue alone, and instead they have ramped up a cacophonous crusade against one of nature's natural glories. Day after day, articles and news bits appear in the mainstream media, full of fear mongering and panic-producing propaganda in regards to the safety of raw milk.
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        Ron Tello Culley felafel THE FEDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!
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        Ron Tello Culley No, I AM NOT DOING MY MOTHER PROUD. SHE WAS A FASCIST, TOO!!!!
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        Ron Tello Culley Hell built an Add-On just for her.
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        Ron Tello Culley She bought-in to that Reefer Madness propaganda. She thot me having Long Hair would send me to Prison.
        felafeling IDIOT!!!!!
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        Ron Tello Culley I'm going to Prison for STANDING UP to the fascist government....and my Grand-parents are in support of me!!!!
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        Ron Tello Culley That last earthquake was THEM crawling out of their graves....
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        Ron Tello Culley NOW YER REALLY FLOCKED!!!!!
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #5299 on: September 07, 2011, 06:15:52 PM »
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You being sober is NO EXCUSE for felafeling-off THE FACTS!!!
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        Ron Tello Culley felafeling Fact felafelers.....
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        Amy Munn Parker Hey speak for yourself, I'm deeply into a cup of the Captain here!
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        Ron Tello Culley Well Hurp my Derp!
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        Amy Munn Parker Here, I'll share, have a sip!
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        Ron Tello Culley ?*slurp*
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        Amy Munn Parker AHHH!
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        Amy Munn Parker So now we can felafel off the facts again.
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        Ron Tello Culley NEVER!!!!
        Stay vigillant!!!!
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        Amy Munn Parker I need to see if I can find this political cartoon that was in the paper over the weekend about "shovel ready projects" - pic of Obama standing behind a "bull" that was dumping a big ass pile of shite...
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        Amy Munn Parker Make that my new Page Pic, lol
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        Amy Munn Parker Wow, life's good, somebody a bought a book from me at 4 AM, LOL! Hooray for Bonanza!
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        Amy Munn Parker I either need to go to sleep or get drunk...
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        Ron Tello Culley I got that one cartoon. I'll post on my wall quick-like!
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        Ron Tello Culley Stand-by, ya drunk!
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        Ron Tello Culley CAN'T DO IT!! MY EMAIL IS FROZEN!!!!!
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        Amy Munn Parker LMFAO
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        Amy Munn Parker Isn't that where you started?
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        Ron Tello Culley MY. EMAIL. IS. FROZEN.
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        Amy Munn Parker Have some more of the Captain. CAll it a night!
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        Ron Tello Culley Not happening.
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        Ron Tello Culley First my net connection sucked. Now my email died. Don't aggrivate me, sweetie!
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        Amy Munn Parker I'm two or three hours ahead of you & I'm fading .... manana!
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        Amy Munn Parker Drop kick the computer.
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        Ron Tello Culley So I should buy that excuse?
        How much???
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        Ron Tello Culley eMail. Frozen.
        Wrap yer brain around the concept.
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        Ron Tello Culley Mine is fragged!
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        Amy Munn Parker Well try washing it or something. Maybe the computer needs a drink. Geez, I have like 12 email accounts, want one of mine?
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