Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 4236847 times)

*smee* · « **Reply #4100 on:** October 15, 2010, 06:45:25 AM »

Quote from: *Countessa* on October 14, 2010, 04:37:39 PM

If they're not in chronological order, I won't look at them.

I prefer numerical order

tellomon · « **Reply #4101 on:** October 15, 2010, 09:13:59 AM »

And now, something completely different:

From: Remo Ron Culley
To: Patti Bacher (view profile)
Sent: October 11, 2010 12:58:19 PM
Subject: Hi, Patti, from Remo Ron!

Classmates sent me a notice, it brought me here.

I wanna tell you, Classmates, and MySpace are not as "Happening" as Facebook.

I invite you to go there if you are not already.

Here's my page, check me out.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=690587159

Cheers!

-Ron Culley aka Ron Tello
Montello, Nevada

From: Patti Bacher (view profile)
To: Remo Ron Culley
Sent: October 13, 2010 06:59:32 PM
Subject: RE: Hi, Patti, from Remo Ron!

Hi Ron, I thought i sent you a message a day or two ago, but i guess i didnt - lol! this is new to me, i am on facebook but just getting started, still have to post a photo, update my profile, etc. just busy working and etc. Glad to know you are doing well. so good to hear from you. I remember back when - 8th grade? huh? remember? fond memories. Hope you ane your family is doing well. so good to hear from you. we will keep in touch. Patti PS I am doing well too.

From: Remo Ron Culley
To: Patti Bacher (view profile)
Sent: October 14, 2010 01:19:44 PM
Subject: RE: RE: Hi, Patti, from Remo Ron!

Very cool! I remember the day you and Bobby Galvin showed up at Mulhall in the 2nd Grade.

I was infatuated with you forever. I still have a Sweet Spot in my heart for you

There's a group called "Arroyo High School".
Someone there was asking where you are and stuff.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001030961203

Hit me up on facebook; I'm a junkie there. I want you to see my pic albums.

And ya gotta hear the story about my "New Family". I'd love to tell ya about it.
Try this link:
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=287843&id=690587159&l=509431ab11
Let me know if it works for you.

Be with you again, soon!

-RR aka Ron Tello Culley

*CountessA* · « **Reply #4102 on:** October 15, 2010, 09:14:17 AM »

I've changed my mind; I want them in order of colour depth.

tellomon · « **Reply #4103 on:** October 15, 2010, 09:16:45 AM »

You will take what I give you.
What's the snag?
You've never been this fussy before....

*CountessA* · « **Reply #4104 on:** October 15, 2010, 03:02:12 PM »

I am enjoying the sense of yanking your chain/pulling your leg.

tellomon · « **Reply #4105 on:** October 15, 2010, 03:07:47 PM »

Player.

tellomon · « **Reply #4106 on:** October 16, 2010, 10:33:47 AM »

Ron Tello Culley Dudes... Look who connected with me on Fb, via classmates.com.

Dudes, (& Tobey)........

It's...
...
.....................Patti Johnson.

<BONUS POINTS>

By:Patti Bacher
15 minutes ago Friends Only · Comment · LikeUnlike · Share

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Ron Tello Culley
?"This, here and now, is a MAJOR Event in my life.

[HINT:] Marsha Brady didn't hold a candle to Patti Johnson.

We got (I have) History. Since 2nd Grade.
......The B/W pictures are in my Archives!

76 Kicks."
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Ron Tello Culley
Lord have Mercy! This is the silent, enchanted, it'll-never-happen-to-me wetdream that was destined to show-up, or not, before I die.

I'm dying cuz it showed up.

This is the Large bag of Sunflower Seeds kind-a deal here....
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wow.

!See More
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Ron Tello Culley Rothrock.
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caadlad52 · « **Reply #4107 on:** October 17, 2010, 10:01:53 PM »

Enormous Ring is Developing on the Sun

http://beforeitsnews.com/story/218/366/Enormous_Ring_is_Developing_on_the_Sun.html

*smee* · « **Reply #4108 on:** October 18, 2010, 04:55:36 AM »

vote 1 for Sharon Angle !

tellomon · « **Reply #4109 on:** October 18, 2010, 11:22:20 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #4110 on:** October 18, 2010, 05:28:05 PM »

*snipe*

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tellomon · « **Reply #4111 on:** October 20, 2010, 03:44:20 PM »

Hey! You know something?

*CountessA* · « **Reply #4112 on:** October 20, 2010, 05:43:04 PM »

Yes. I do know something.

... It's just that I've forgotten what it is.

It will come to me.

tellomon · « **Reply #4113 on:** October 20, 2010, 06:04:17 PM »

You need MORE COWBELL!

*smee* · « **Reply #4114 on:** October 20, 2010, 09:17:37 PM »

BULL !

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #4115 on:** October 21, 2010, 09:37:57 PM »

*Has it come to you yet Tessa?

tellomon · « **Reply #4116 on:** October 22, 2010, 05:51:20 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #4117 on:** October 30, 2010, 06:46:08 PM »

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*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #4118 on:** October 30, 2010, 07:39:39 PM »

*CountessA* · « **Reply #4119 on:** October 30, 2010, 08:05:21 PM »

It has come to me, but then it was scared away by the cowbell.

*smee* · « **Reply #4120 on:** October 30, 2010, 09:01:17 PM »

I dont like cobwebs and I dont like spiders that live in cobwebs , I like cake , the cake fairy and some ducks

tellomon · « **Reply #4121 on:** November 05, 2010, 05:12:18 PM »

Sprouts.

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=2092874&o=all&op=1&view=all&subj=212641675376&id=1584252025&fbid=1417222682288

tellomon · « **Reply #4122 on:** November 06, 2010, 04:42:40 PM »

33500+

*Ubbie Max* · « **Reply #4123 on:** November 06, 2010, 09:00:40 PM »

I hate Sprouts. I hate Broccoli, beans, pumpkin and all other veges, except for chips, as well.

tellomon · « **Reply #4124 on:** November 06, 2010, 09:10:08 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #4125 on:** November 08, 2010, 09:03:24 PM »

Quote from: bnwt on November 04, 2010, 07:19:40 AM

‘Buy It Now’ FAIL: Former eBay CEO Whitman Is The Biggest Loser

http://www.wired.com/epicenter/2010/11/the-biggest-loser/comment-page-1/

Epic LOL! [shared on facebook]

Thx to bnwt!

tellomon · « **Reply #4126 on:** November 11, 2010, 02:37:30 AM »

MORE fun on Facebook

Montello Weather Report, Nov. 10, 2010

Gemma Collins, Van Cecconi and 4 others like this.

Ron Tello Culley
[variation on a theme]


Trudi Volker
please don't tell me thats what I think it is?

Ron Tello Culley
1 inch of snow. Autographed.

Gemma Collins
yellow snow??

Ron Tello Culley
Your monitor may vary.
   2 peopleGeorge Da Booties Baker and I.m. NotRight like this.

Paula Jo Szegda-Davis
Only you, Ron, could think of this one AND post it!!!

im not right in the head.com
HAHAHA! Great caption for a great pic.

Ron Tello Culley
Wow! This is working for me!
Tello for the (seasonal) WIN!

Paula Jo Szegda-Davis
Ya, I would count this as a WIN! That gives you ONE for the year??? **snerk**

Trudi Volker
I find it rather sickening actually :/
*reminds herself not to look at the notifications from this thread again*

Ron Tello Culley
Wait till you see what's in the alley!

George Da Booties Baker
I can't decide whether you had to go really bad, or if your name is really that short. I am thinking you really had to go bad! Excellent tho, one way or the other Ron!!! LMAO!!! You deserve a bacon sammich for that!!! SIAN!!!!

Ron Tello Culley
I'm sry, Trudi.

Paula Jo Szegda-Davis
WHY SO SERIOUS TRUDI? Those of us in snow country always look for yellow snow. It's the norm...or should I say, the not norm.

Paula Jo Szegda-Davis
Ron, you lied. You are NOT sorry, you loved every minute of it!!

Ron Tello Culley
Worse than lied. The pic is from last winter.
I feel so ashamed....

George Da Booties Baker
LMAO!! There goes the bacon sammich!!!!

Ron Tello Culley
There's more around here somewhere. :-P

George Da Booties Baker
I think your picture shows definite originality!! And pretty good penmanship, considering the writing utensil! LMAO!!

Ron Tello Culley
Uh......yeah?

Boog Mann
Trust me, the yellow snow is NOT lemon flavored!
And Ron Tello, most excellent continuous stream ya got there my brother! Keep up the great tinkle tagging! WERD!

Ron Tello Culley
I'm gonna friend you, Boog!

Ron Tello Culley
btw: my Trade Secret is...I live next door to a Saloon.

Boog Mann
Cool! :-)

Sandy Venerable
What George Da Booties said! LOL

Sandy Venerable
You must have a bladder the size of a watermelon.

Ron Tello Culley
Not even. I wrote it in 16 point font size.

Boog Mann
I must have a bladder the size of a walnut, I do good to get 3 letters done, of course being 20 stories up from the snow covered sidewalk might be a factor, with the wind and all, just sayin'.

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=7343607&l=f696a04874&id=690587159

tellomon · « **Reply #4127 on:** November 12, 2010, 01:50:13 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #4128 on:** November 12, 2010, 02:56:27 PM »

So...yeah!
When I am ready to 'check-out in a blaze of glory', I'll be sure to blog it right here!

Coming soon to a Blog near you.

My Hit Stats will be thru the roof!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #4129 on:** November 13, 2010, 01:23:58 PM »

RECENT ACTIVITY
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   Ron Tello Culley Wow! The World-Famous Ronnie Johnson!
   lol?
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   Ron Tello Culley That IS him, right?
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   Patti Bacher that is my Brother Yes it is. My one and only Brother and i am proud of him so don
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   Ron Tello Culley No shite.
   I used to hire him to spy on you for me.
   I still want my money back!!!!
   lol?
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   Ron Tello Culley I can't believe I said that, either.....
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Ron Tello Culley After 40 years...I'm still a total Johnson Groupie.
Meds ain't strong enuff....

tellomon · « **Reply #4130 on:** November 13, 2010, 01:58:41 PM »

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Ron Tello Culley After 40 years...I'm still a total Johnson Groupie.
Meds ain't strong enuff....
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Patti Bacher LOL just kidding. How are you doing?
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Patti Bacher Oh yea, when he and Vince Miller were hanging out as kids probably hun?!!!
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Ron Tello Culley LOL, the Miller Brothers! Thx for the Flashback!!!
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Ron Tello Culley I'm fine this week.
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tellomon · « **Reply #4131 on:** November 15, 2010, 01:00:38 PM »

Testing.

Banned For Life: One Year Later......
" If I had not seen it with my own eyes I would not really have believed it. Someone has indeed been out to get you."
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=1753.0

*Yibida* · « **Reply #4132 on:** November 15, 2010, 01:16:32 PM »

Dude you have been banned for "" Including profanity, vulgarity, hate speech, disruptive, or hostile comments,
interpersonal disputes, or threats of violence in a post. "" .....thats a minimum Prerequisite to be an Amigo !!

*smee* · « **Reply #4133 on:** November 15, 2010, 01:18:47 PM »

and being able to wrestle Rio Grande River Snakes !

*Yibida* · « **Reply #4134 on:** November 15, 2010, 01:19:59 PM »

Bare handed !!

tellomon · « **Reply #4135 on:** November 15, 2010, 01:23:17 PM »

Testing, and we have Lift off....
I can't believe what happened whille on my way to a MEGA-POSTING... ack!

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*Yibida* · « **Reply #4136 on:** November 15, 2010, 01:35:50 PM »

WOW ! that $10 will certainly off set all the money you spent on skins & cymbals on Ebay....

*smee* · « **Reply #4137 on:** November 15, 2010, 01:37:12 PM »

I see a Jewish seller had 4 of them for sale

*Yibida* · « **Reply #4138 on:** November 15, 2010, 01:38:07 PM »

4 x Grande River Snakes ??

*smee* · « **Reply #4139 on:** November 15, 2010, 01:41:19 PM »

no .... skins ....this is them ...very cheap only $380 with a few mins to go

http://cgi.ebay.com/Slingerland-70s-Vintage-chrome-Drum-set-/200541731449?pt=Vintgae_Drums_Percussion&hash=item2eb137fa79

tellomon · « **Reply #4140 on:** November 15, 2010, 02:01:03 PM »

<<<<<<<<{*}>>>>>>>>
Ladies..meet..Shaun Tello

Available, by appointment only.
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=1645.0
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

*smee* · « **Reply #4141 on:** November 15, 2010, 02:06:39 PM »

Beavis is back

tellomon · « **Reply #4142 on:** November 16, 2010, 02:57:53 AM »

"The Best of the Round Table"
_____________________________

The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
"The ONLY Most Popular thread on the OZ Round Table that consistently runs a close Second-Place directly behind "The Last Word" game, on The Fountain Board. "
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=510.0

100 HITS per day...
"That's one mother of an addict....95 of which are Tello checking on replies, hahahaha"
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=2814.0

Banned For Life: One Year Later......
" If I had not seen it with my own eyes I would not really have believed it. Someone has indeed been out to get you."
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=1753.0

It's "Real Easy" to complain, but good luck to change things...
"STANDARD OPERATING PROCEDURES. Aim for the largest body mass you can see ... hmmmm.. lol..... Stop. // SHOOT TO KILL, not wound. // Better to be tried by 12 than carried by 6... WORD..."
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=1855.0

If we can get some more traffic in here...I can boost my Celebrity status!
"Tello, it is better to be an unknown infamous person than a famous infamous person"
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=2172.0

From pretty bunk, to perfectly bogus.......
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=507.0

Driving drunk: can't get busted onnit:
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=551.0

Racing Team....
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=611.0
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=201919&id=690587159&l=8f22e44bda

They Call Me Mello Tello ...
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=2200.0

Getting away with "Justified" mass murder! Any suggestions?
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=631.0

Hard Times in the House of Tello.
"You may be onto something there Tello! Print out all the posts on OzRT and then scrunch them up and burn them!"
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=2187.0

Do peoples Avatar's influence how you view their personality ?
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=634.0

SNAFU with FeedBack: The latest in eBay wonkyness :-(
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=672.0

Oh NO! Not ANOTHER Feedback whinge !!!!!
"OP - in case you're ever on Jeopardy or Smarter Than A Fifth Grader, this is a message board, not a blog."
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=904.0

I reckon eBay is the greatest thing since sliced bread !!!!
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=694.0

LOLLERZ! I put the kabash on a scammer!
"From:spoof@paypal.com <spoof@paypal.com>
To: Ron Tello;
Thanks for forwarding that suspicious-looking email. You're right - it
was a phishing attempt//Here is your gold medal"
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=2960.0

Good Fun with bad words. It's all King's English here. Members ONLY!
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=825.0

PayPal payment - no delivery (merchant, not on eBay)
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=805.0

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Another Brand Name Junk Post from the makers of tellomon, Inc.!
--->snipe!<----
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=1216.0

Famously NOW! NO 'Contact Seller" clickie on auction pages in eB@% U.S.!
smee: "Its like a lot of things Tello. The do gooders have done more harm than good".
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=1240.0

<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>
Ladies..meet..Shaun Tello

Available, by appointment only.
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=1645.0
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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Featured Article!

"Hello and goodbye from just some other bozo"

I came here to continue my attempts to get some following....... Instead I find a pack of refugees hiding in a cave arguing over..... squabbling and petty backbiting that has reduced this sites ability to maintain.....my membership or whatever title it may have as I no longer wish to be part of something that claims high ideals of freedom of speech and then pulls and hides my posts.

So long and thanks for all the fish....

BOZO

Countessa: "I'm sorry that you feel so upset.... I think you may have misinterpreted things a tad."

tellomon: "His mind is made up. Let him go.
This Village has enuff idiots as is.
More bandwidth for the Merry Pranksters & Posters with a grip on things.
Whos Forum is this, anyway?"

C):-{= <" it was bozo's until he gave it up "<<

lady rose: "telloman stop being rude."

tellomon:

"One for the Archives".

http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=964.0
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# # # Flocking with the Coinerz! # # #

Coinees need another home - can we post here?
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=1008.0

The attack of the mutant thread monsters of the night of the living coinheads!
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=1015.0

How to Coiner the market..... Coinerz please feel free to add content.....
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=1024.0

tellomon: "not snipe"

Yibida: "What are you doing on a coin thread?....you said you never got any?....

tellomon: "All suspects present and accounted for, Captain Yib!
Nice place ya couldda had here.
We're not dissin' the Coinerz.
We're busting your chops, again, and thx for leaving the doors unlocked, Bro.!

*** The Coinez Humor thread ~ show us your funny side ***

Quote from: misha on October 22, 2009, 01:03:45 AM

I'd love to stay and play but I have cookin to do.
Bit tired to think funny too.
I'll come back to check the fall out on that one later.

http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=1140.0

The OzRoundTable and the last 12 months
"To the naysayers who said it wouldn't last//the membership covers a good mix of buyers and sellers//and a couple of celebrities from overseas.//There's more than Tello?//Well, there's Tommy!//No Canucks, eh? So yeah, "they" said it couldn't be done.
I hear the sounds of morons choking down their pride.//Now that's poetic...//
And numerous cartoon characters for your amusement//This started as a serious, sincere thread! "

http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=2195.0

___________________________________________________

Tello is the OP

http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=603.0
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=620.0
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=609.0
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=639.0
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=818.0
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=935.0
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=958.0
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=953.0
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=1355.0
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=1679.0
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=1749.0

More to come!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #4143 on:** November 16, 2010, 03:29:44 AM »

[Editor's Note: While there appears to be several "things" at play here, it is all unrelated to each other.
I mean HELL! I dint even write that craparian go-go manesfesto travel logue.
I'm beta testing on a damaged message field on facebook.
I know the Tobey person, yeah, but I never felafelled her. ]

Diane Tobey Franssen Sexy profile picture, love it! =)
^ below

3 hours ago Nov. 15 10· UnlikeLike · Comment · See Friendship

You like this.

Presently you have no...but soon shall have, AN IDEA about what's cooking on my Stove-pipe Hat.
The Printed Word will deliver the First Round. Epic Shock and Awesomeness cometh upon the landfillers, and every localized creature that jumps, slithers and crawls across the Barroom Floor will already be bowing before a live televised audience.
And the Riches, the Ruins; the Flotsom and Getsome beneath the post-dysfunctional veneer of poly-social unpleasantries.....the Puppies of War & their Master Cylinders ALL....shall neither rise nor fall at the " Who's THAT Coming OverThere? Blitzkrieg Ball".
["Who is THAT?"
"Right. He's THAT. THAT's him. THAT is who's coming over here."
"Is he a working professional, or Circus Has-Been?"
"Neither. He's suffers from a modern post-Belushian nerve disorder called Pre-Traumatic 'Aiwanaa-throtelurassis--mutafokkersis'.// Remember that angry kid in school? This is him
all the time, without recess and Summer Vacation. He's gotta blow a gasket sometime.The boys at the office got a pool on it.//You won't like him. He's mad at you. Why do ya think he's coming over here?"
"I can't imagine why."
"You will, after his Q & A Get to know you Workshop. Be sure to dress warm...over body armour. Have a nice last day."]

Run. Hide. Pray. Chant nam myo-ho renge-kyo.

I'm tellin' ya right now none of that is gonna work.
Muuuuaaahhahahahahaaaaa--ack!mmmm..

AT LAST! FINALLY! IT'S ABOUT felafeling TIME!
"Sweet and Sour Revenge shall be mine!!"
And, it's MSG-free!
So yeah...I'm Hosting a Pre-felafel-U Apocalypse BBQ and Human Sacrifice Stage Show. With Added #SPECIAL ATTRACTION# Fresh off their "I Can't Get Enuff Of You Babe" World Tour....
"Teeth without Cannabals"

(Hilarious ventriloquist, butcher and Anazonian Homeboy Cabaret)
2 shows daily, included in the price of admission.

That's not a Dancing Pole....
It's a Skewer!
Keep yer hands & all other body parts to yerself until we ask you for something....chewy perhaps....

Everyone (except ppl who are, or soon will be a Liberal, locally recurring low-life, known criminal element, Elko County Pork Society Booster,Wage Slave Primadonna, Bone Droner, Victorian Blogger, Liberal, El Monte Hi School Alumni, scab ranch rodeo clown, noobgang snivveler, or a member of the Jay Nance family) are WELCOME!

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Ride the mechanical machine--Chocolate Milk the Cows -- Choke the rubber chickens --Throw shite that don't need throwing..we trust you friends!--
Throw a Tanty * Toss yer Oats * Hit the bums *
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Watch your inbox. Not for any felafellen updates.
I'm in there.
Yeah, ME! What I got doin' I got DOWN 4good!
This flying train wreck on ice is coming on soon, and I can't decide to stop it before all UNHOLY HELLRAISERS (&sick, twisty-felafels) BREAKS OUT in a nasty rash guaranteed to raise a gravedigger's salary.[NOTICE: We do not condone, endorse, suggest, aid & abet, rely or depend upon, chat, blog, tag,titter, point to, give advice about, go to war for, burn down the house because of, High Five, slap skins, thumbs up, nod in approval, or make crude potty-jokes about any or all unpredictable courses of human events resulting in any, all or your choice of one of these "Conditions":
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tellomon · « **Reply #4144 on:** November 16, 2010, 02:17:52 PM »

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*Ubbie Max* · « **Reply #4145 on:** November 16, 2010, 02:45:31 PM »

Hey Tello. Why is the woman asleep on a chair on the bench in your kitchen?

*smee* · « **Reply #4146 on:** November 16, 2010, 02:46:20 PM »

she isnt asleep , thats his inflatable doll !

*Ubbie Max* · « **Reply #4147 on:** November 16, 2010, 02:54:56 PM »

Oh, fair enough. Gotta whack the doll somewhere.

tellomon · « **Reply #4148 on:** November 16, 2010, 05:19:18 PM »

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=7389676&l=2abbdafe6d&id=690587159

tellomon · « **Reply #4149 on:** November 16, 2010, 05:24:16 PM »

Quote from: *Ubbie Max* on November 16, 2010, 02:45:31 PM

Hey Tello. Why is the woman asleep on a chair on the bench in your kitchen?

Ah HA! A reaction!

Snagged it off INRITH last week.
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150091485827160&set=a.411180822159.203176.690587159&notif_t=photo_comment#!/pages/im-not-right-in-the-headcom/212641675376

Facebook.
This is the Anti-Christs portal that we were propagandized to believe.
Unconfirmed phony reports cannot make the real fear go away.

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