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[Poddy]

4000 Snipe

[*Yibida*]

32000

Dude !! you got distracted with the view count so Poddy got the post count 4000  !!!! ....  holy snapping sprout shite !

[tellomon]

Good on Poddy!

[tellomon]

Here's "The Latest"!


Ron Tello Culley
SOLD!

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=6610124&fbid=463600412159&id=690587159

Here's a bit of depressing blah blaaa: Yesterday Duke tells me he'll have a hundred dollars for me the next day. [NOT enuff no matter how ya slice it].
Today, while I was napping, he comes in & says he has $90.
Later, when I got up, I find 80.

Stupid flocking bastard!

Dumb, stupid, insult my intelligence & rip me off again mudderflocker. The bills on the house are $200/month. I'm not carrying it anymore.
Duke & Brian are in for a rude awakening right quick!!!
I have no pity or mercy for them.
Flock those guys!!!!
Tuesday at 9:14pm · LikeUnlike ·

Ron Tello Culley
I sold this property. I produced a "3 Day Notice to Vacate". I hired a local to tape it to the front door... I'm playing it By The Book!

Now I'm the bad guy, and my so-called friend is taking sides with the Squatter.

Too much dope in his veins.

Cross the line, fool, you'll lose, too!!!!

Flock off and GET OUT OF MY BUSINESS!

I got 25 thousand dollars to party without you.

How do you hate me now?????

Haters gonna hate. All others are welcome!
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paul aug 25

Me

Why am I a problem for you?
11:47pmPaul

Check it out anatomical conundrum. You seem to forget what our friend has done for your property. Fixing it up and now you sell it under his feet because you cant wait for 3 more days
11:48pmMe

Why is it your business?
11:48pmPaul

he workled his ass off and you felafelled him
11:48pmMe

Duke dragged ass, not paid up
11:48pmPaul

20 dollars ron come on
11:48pmMe

I didn't, & NEVER hurt you. wat is your issue?

No man, he's into me for 100's
11:49pmPaul

my issue is you dont felafel your friends for money
11:49pmMe

time is up, it's more than $: it's TRUST & I didnt get it
11:49pmPaul

how much have you paid him to fix that place
11:50pmMe

I paid the bills every month for 5 years

did you see the pix? the place is a disaster area

any respect there?
11:51pmPaul

ita alot better looking then it was before ron
11:51pmMe

ya, the yard, yes.
11:51pmPaul

inside and out ron

who the felafel are you kidding
11:51pmMe

no, window and water not fixed

not kidding anybody. It' bizniss
11:52pmPaul

you canm take a shower there cant you

felafel you and your business
11:52pmMe

not an issue. why are siding with him?
11:52pmPaul

he has the money in three days
11:52pmMe

May I have my key returned please?
11:53pmPaul

yea you sure can because we are done
11:53pmMe

u r.
11:53pmPaul

felafel you
11:53pmMe

come down off yer hi
11:54pmPaul

i am gonna come down right on your head you back stabbing piece of shiot

shite
11:54pmMe

lol
11:54pmPaul

laugh it up funny man
11:55pmMe

oh no, actually im sad that you would be this way. why is my biz yours?
11:55pmPaul

cause you lost the best friends you ever had in this town because you are a greedy felafel

because you dont felafel your friends
11:55pmMe

find others to agree with u and & ill consider that
11:56pmPaul

i got all the people i need to agree with me ron
11:56pmMe

i wanna talk with them
11:57pmPaul

well then ask anybody in town if you tell them the whole story that is

because my guess is your leaving out the part about duke having the money in three days
11:58pmMe

too late
11:58pmPaul

yea thats what i thought you would say

felafel you

i will give your key in the morning
11:59pmMe

be mad. Can I have my key pls?

ok fine, thx!
Today
12:00amPaul

not mad ron............sick that you would steep so low
12:00amMe

I pay my bills, I paid Dukes. What is yer issue?
12:02amPaul

ron listen we are all friends. Duke has worked his felafeling ass off on that dump. He has Brian and Jill cosighning and his partner to buy that place from you in 3 more days

WTF
12:03amMe

sick of waiting and being punked. I got no beef with u Paul. let it go
12:04amPaul

you felafeling cant wait three felafeling DAYS IS WHAT MY PROBLEM IS
12:05amMe

perhaps this too shall pas & you'll get over it cuz it has nothing to do with you.

btw, you had a misspelling on yer nasty note

nasty note
12:08amPaul

WHO felafeling CARES STUPID. YOU GOT YOUR MONEY YOU felafel YOUR FRIENDS. I DONT felafel MY FRIENDS AND IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH ME. BROS BEFORE HO'S. SO I GUESS THAT MAKES YOU A HO
12:09amMe

Ummm, no. Own property yerself and see how felafelled up it can be.

Pay the bills for a year and like it...
12:11amPaul

SAVE IT RON. CAUSE IF IT TURNS ME INTO A felafel LIKE YOU TURNED INTO I WILL JUST SHOOT MYSELF BEFORE I felafel THE ONES THAT I CARE ABOUT THE MOST. GREED IS A NASTY THING RON AND I AM SORRY BUT YOU ARE GREED
12:12amMe

I accept yer viewpoint. Can I reasonbly expect you won't do me harm?
12:15amPaul

I DONT WANT TO HURT YOU RON. I AM HURT BY YOUR ACTIONS./ I THOUGHT YOU HAD A LITTLE MORE HEART THEN THIS. I FELT ALL OF US WERE A LITTLE FAMILY. I KNOW MONEY IS TIGHT FOR ALL. BUT, IT SHOULDNT TEAR US APART.
12:16amMe

Message received. Thank you
12:16amPaul

AND NO I AM NOT OUT TO GRT YOU

GET
12:16amMe

thx.
12:17amPaul is offline.
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Between John Wreckmaster and You
Ron Tello Culley August 26 at 12:25am
See my wall re: sold my house...Paul is mad....
Enjoy..???

(^All the above^)


John Wreckmaster August 26 at 12:31am
Emotions run high in the desert I see! Everybody has an opinion, but rarely do they have any experience to base it on!
Ron Tello Culley August 26 at 12:34am
Ya see what I deal with? Paul WAS my guitar player, but not as serious as I to do something with our/my Talents...
John Wreckmaster August 26 at 12:34am
Wow.
Ron Tello Culley August 26 at 12:36am
I do dope, too, but I don't GO OFF like that!!!
Other peeps biz is their own.
Too much unfocused emotions here, I say.
Ron Tello Culley August 26 at 12:38am
If anybody asks why I carry a gun, you know why!
John Wreckmaster August 26 at 12:39am
So you moving how whats the deal with this?
Ron Tello Culley August 26 at 12:43am
Wat? I'm not moving. I evicted a non-paying, no contract tenant.
He has outstanding debts all over town. See it? I"m the HEAVY cuz I did the right thing to:
A) Sell the place to the first cash buyer on scene
B) Lose a headache.

felafeling 'ell!
Ron Tello Culley August 26 at 12:44am
I went broke on paying his bills.
John Wreckmaster August 26 at 12:47am
I remember you mentioning that before. Helping somebody is one thing, but you can't put yourself into the poor house!
Ron Tello Culley August 26 at 12:49am
That's right. But I'm The Bad Guy.....
Buyer is in my Posse. I predict little to no problems after the scum falls to the bottom....
Ron Tello Culley August 26 at 12:50am
LOL, Paul says I should ask around town...
I know what the answer is.....
John Wreckmaster August 26 at 12:50am
Some people are just looking for an excuse to female...
Ron Tello Culley August 26 at 12:51am
Duke is Pro whiner/beggar. He needs to get out of town & maybe take Paul with him.
I'll be ok......
Interesting issue tho, eh?
John Wreckmaster August 26 at 12:53am
Seems to be a pretty exciting place you have down there...
Ron Tello Culley August 26 at 12:57am
It was better before calligraphic masterpieces with attitudes began mouthing off!!!

Somehow, in the mix, "Business" is not a factor.
That's what what bumbs cry about when life negatively impacts them....WITH just cause....
John Wreckmaster August 26 at 12:58am
Well its not a factor for them! Just you!
Ron Tello Culley August 26 at 1:02am
I'm The Bad Guy!

No sleep lost on this one!

Re: Friends...they don't exist unless they appear before me.
Any other times...I'm a Happy Hermit!!!
Get it? They are distractions, not lovers of my life.
I don't want them to care; I prefer they do something good to enhance it.

Fat chance.
John Wreckmaster August 26 at 1:06am
You are a wise man Ron. Don't let anyone tell you different.
Ron Tello Culley August 26 at 1:09am
That's HEAVY!!!!
Yessir!
I'm pleased to be able to share my stupid shite with ANOTHER smartie!!!!
It changes nothing, but I am making an e-paper trail in the event tragedy befalls me!
Yer ok. I suck! lol
Ron Tello Culley August 26 at 1:13am
I said I suck. Is that a problem?
Ron Tello Culley August 26 at 1:18am
Good Night, Sir!

[HellWest'nCrooked]

   Go tell them TELLO..........nobody does it quite like you!!!!!!!!!!

[tellomon]

If I get killed, will you please tell everybody?

[tellomon]

Fire, in the wrong places, sucks.

-Survivor of the 1993 Topanga/Malibu Firestorm.

This workshop focused on fire and building code changes that have been implemented by the County of Los Angeles and the City of Malibu following the fires of 1993.

http://www.coastal.ca.gov/fire/firerept.html

[tellomon]

Ron Tello Culley  Everybody gets their cards dealt.
Getting The Joker doesn't mean you can be an @zzhule!!!
Put it back.
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            Ron Tello Culley Holy felafeling shite! There's posts here that I dint post!!!!

            I GOT FACE-HACKED!!!!!!!
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            Ron Tello Culley Feel free to comment, Randy!!!!
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            Ron Tello Culley
            My detractor's viewpoint: 16 degees peripheral vision.

            Me: 361 degrees.

            Haters hate.
            ...Lovers love.
            I see it all!

            It's really grody, man!
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            Ron Tello Culley I can't make HEADLINES by doing anything REAL.

            I gotta totally FLIP*OUT to get any Professional attention around here....
            I know Law. Law don't know shite.
            I can get away with this!!!! :p
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[tellomon]

Gag Post

     

 is gagging

[tellomon]

32100
??? HowTF did THAT happen???
Night of the Creeps

Christopher Dekker
Off to Lake Quinault Lodge for some fun with the family. Meh, it'll probably rain.11 hours ago

Christopher + Friends
    
Ron Tello Culley
Watching "Night of The Creeps" is better than being with Family!
Pls tell Fred I said that!
33 minutes ago

      
Ron Tello Culley
The DVD is SOOOO Special!!!!!
            31 minutes ago
          
Ron Tello Culley
?"OH come on Muffy! The guy's a cop. He has no future"

Exactly!
29 minutes ago

"The good news is your dates are here.
The bad news is...
they're dead."

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091630/





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[tellomon]

Why the eviction on A Street?

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=6663772&l=5de7be8bba&id=690587159

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[tellomon]

32200

[tellomon]

See the new comments at the link, above!

[*smee*]

you cant make me

[*CountessA*]

I ent looking...

[tellomon]

I ent looking...

I posted yer quote!

[*smee*]

and you quoted her post

[tellomon]

Did ya see it or are ya messing with me?

[*smee*]

I saw it and I am messin' with ya too

[tellomon]

I saw it and I am messin' with ya too

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[tellomon]

Early Winter?

Montello, Nevada
         
Local Time: 3:45 AM PDT

Updated: 1 hr 10 min 49 sec ago
Clear    
38 °F
Clear

5-Day Forecast for ZIP Code 89830     
Monday    Tuesday    Wednesday    Thursday    Friday
Thunderstorm
70° F | 34° F
   
Clear
76° F | 31° F
   
Partly Cloudy
77° F | 36° F
   
Clear
81° F | 38° F
   
Partly Cloudy
83° F | 38° F

[tellomon]

The Death Of Cash?
All Over The World Governments Are
Banning Large Cash Transactions

http://theeconomiccollapseblog.com/archives/the-death-of-cash-all-over-the-world-governments-are-banning-large-cash-transactions

[*smee*]

up until recently our government loved large cash transactions
as long as it was them doing it 
they spent up real big on absolutley nothing
and all we have to show for it is a huge debt
they did however have a plan for those struggling to pay their mortgage 
they sent amatuer Joes isulation around
to instal free fire lighters insulation in your roof
so all you had to do was jack up your insurance cover
and Bobs your Aunties husband
within a few short months
problem Solvered ..house burnt down ..insurance pays ,banks remain solvent
and the funeral companies made a fortune too
and whats more the bodies were already cremated so it was a double saving
they were lateral thinkers that government 

[tellomon]

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[*Brum6y*]

I reckon you should deduct 20 views for each 'Count' post, Tello.

... or are they just as valid as any other post - Doesn't matter how 'lame' - just as long as they get hits?

[tellomon]

LOL! Rotten local Cop gets his Just Due & Proper!!!! 



Deputy on leave after criminal investigation

JARED DuBACH Free Press Staff Writer elkodaily.com | Posted: Tuesday, August 31, 2010 7:58 am | (2) Comments

WEST WENDOVER — Elko County sheriff’s deputy T.K. Haslam has been placed on administrative leave with pay, pending the outcome of a criminal investigation by the West Wendover Police Department, according to Sheriff Dale Lotspeich.

Sgt. David Wiskerchen of the West Wendover Police Department confirmed Monday that his department opened an investigation into Haslam on the evening of Aug. 21.

Lotspeich said when his office was notified of the investigation, a supervisor over Haslam took possession of sheriff’s office property, including a patrol vehicle, badge and other identification.
BAD COP - NO DONUT!
Lotspeich said Haslam was still receiving his wages but would not be in a position of authority representing the sheriff’s office during the investigation. Haslam’s status could be changed to leave without pay in the event felony charges are filed.

Neither Wiskerchen nor Lotspeich would elaborate on the accusations against Haslam. Wiskerchen said the matter is still under investigation, and Lotspeich said it is a personnel matter. Code Word for "Cover UP!"

However, Lotspeich said his office may conduct an internal investigation separate from the criminal investigation by West Wendover police.

Elko County District Attorney Gary Woodbury said he received an investigation report from West Wendover Monday afternoon. He said he had reviewed it, and would pass it to the district attorney of either Eureka or Lander County for review.

Woodbury said his office was passing the report to another office because Haslam is a key witness in several cases his office is handling.

According to Lotspeich, Haslam is the deputy assigned to the sheriff’s office’s West Wendover substation. He said Haslam’s territory is from West Wendover up to around Goose Creek, over to Montello and along alternate U.S. Highway 93 — about 3,000 square miles.

West Wendover has its own police force, and Lotspeich said other deputies from Wells have been able to cover issues in the rural areas as they come up.

Copyright 2010 elkodaily.com. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.  [Oh yeah? Stop me!!!!]

Posted in Local on Tuesday, August 31, 2010 7:58 am

http://elkodaily.com/news/local/article_26c1f3d2-b510-11df-8063-001cc4c03286.html

[*smee*]

is that place called Wendover or Bendover ?

[tellomon]

I hated Yib & got over it.

Now I HATE YOU!!!!

Try me, punk!

3 Amigos, yer azz!!!! Coordinate yer Priorities just this ONCE!

[*r3830*]

is that place called Wendover or Bendover ?

Ooooohhhh - with a twist! 

[tellomon]

Check-out my latest Zombie make-up!



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[*smee*]

A remarkable resemblance to Susan Boyle

[*Brum6y*]

Nah.... I think he's overdone it.

[*smee*]

Nah.... I think he's overdone it.

Yes on reflection the hat was overkill

[tellomon]

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[*FluffyDuckee*]

 

[tellomon]

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=139502&id=100001164458941

[tellomon]

32500 !!! 

[tellomon]

Patti Toschak, a Montello Local, died this morning.

NO surprise.

Here's her son's Paul ( my guitar player and formerly mad at me for evicting Duke from my house) & others' facebook postings:

Unedited version

Paul Toschak  Please everybody pray for my mom. The rest of her family are coming from California and the Doctors say she has about 48 hours. I am bringing her home so that we all can spend her last few hours together. I love you all and thank you so very much for all your love. God Bless
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            Trudy Bingham Hardman We love you too Paul.
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            Paul Toschak Thank you everyone so very much. It means very much to me and my family. All of Moms children are here with her. We appreciate all your prayers and love.
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            Thea Gabrielle Toschak ?
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            Linda Keltner sorry to hear this my prayers r with u and family god bless you
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            Ron Tello Culley Paul, I honor the Truce you spoke of. That's good and over with. Now let's be Bro's again & allow me to be helpful if I can.
            I have posted.
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Janell Green
Janell Green paul i have a card for you and your family on my profile page please go to it and read ... sorry i couldnt figur out how to get it to your page,,, god bless ,,, we will miss her to,,, love ya Janell
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            Linda Davis BEAUTIFUL, JANELL.... WE WILL ALL MISS HER. SHE'S BEEN A PART OF MY LIFE FOR 17 YEARS. DARN...
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Paul Toschak  For those of you who were Friends of my mother. Please know that she died at 8:30 this morning, with all her children by her side. She went with very little pain and suffering. On the behafe of my family and myself. We apperiacte all of the comfort you have given us at this very sad time. God Bless you all.
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            Linda Keltner sorry to hear this my prayers r with u and family god bless you
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            Ron Tello Culley Paul, I honor the Truce you spoke of. That's good and over with. Now let's be Bro's again & allow me to be helpful if I can.
            I have posted.
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Here's the unedited version of my fb chat with Paul this morning:

Paul
6:04am

Hey dude I want to request a truce.
6:05amMe

I'm listening...
6:07amPaul

Mom is home and she wont last more then 36 hours.
6:08amPaul

But my brother in law is here and wants to check out your drums and stuff
6:09amMe

I heard about mom, and I saw yer bro last night. OK..
6:11amPaul

thanks.. gotta take care of mom. Later
6:12amMe

Peace out!

[tellomon]

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Re: Schwinn 1972 Pea Picker
Tuesday, September 7, 2010 2:13 PM
From:
This sender is DomainKeys verified
"cottis brown" <cottisb1@
To:
"Ron Tello"
Hi thanks for mailing, i am a marine engineer, i am at sea right now.I am buying this for my brother  so am willing to offer you the amount you required. I can only pay through PayPal at the moment as i don't have access to my bank account online(i don't have internet banking with it), but i have it attached to my PayPal account, and this is why i insisted on using PayPal to pay,all i will need is your PayPal email address to make the payments, and if you don't have a PayPal account yet, you can set one up at www.paypal.com  it cant take you less than 3mins to do that, i will be expecting your PayPal email so l can pay and also get back to me with your best price on this. I have a pick up agent that will come for the pick up after payments has been sorted. l will be waiting for your reply asap

On 9/7/10, Ron Tello <m86thecat@yahoo.com> wrote:

    Yes.
    Both bikes are still here.
    Thx for asking.

    --- On Mon, 9/6/10, cottisb1@gmail.com <cottisb1@gmail.com> wrote:


        From: cottisb1@gmail.com <cottisb1@gmail.com>
        Subject: Schwinn 1972 Pea Picker
        To: m86thecat@yahoo.com
        Date: Monday, September 6, 2010, 8:24 PM


        Dear KSL Classifieds Seller,

        Below is a message from the "E-mail Seller" link on your classified ad.

        NOTE: IT IS NOT NECESSARY TO BE A KSL.COM MEMBER TO USE THE "E-MAIL SELLER" LINK. KSL.COM DOES NOT REGULATE OR VERIFY THE CONTENT OF THESE MESSAGES. KSL EXPRESSLY DISCLAIMS ALL LIABILITY FOR THE CONTENT OR USE OF ANY MATERIAL POSTED VIA THE "E-MAIL SELLER" LINK.

        KSL.com provides this as a forwarding service for our users. You will need to use your own e-mail service to respond back to the sender.

        Before you respond to the following message please BEWARE OF FRAUD! The following articles have been provided to help you recognize fraud and help keep you from getting ripped off.

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        Name: cottis
        Email: cottisb1@gmail.com
        Ad Number: 12272219
        Ad Title: Schwinn 1972 Pea Picker

        Do you still have this for sales?


Re: Schwinn 1972 Pea Picker
Tuesday, September 7, 2010 2:13 PM
From:
This sender is DomainKeys verified
"cottis brown" <cottisb1@gmail.com>
Add sender to Contacts
To:
"Ron Tello"
Hi thanks for mailing, i am a marine engineer, i am at sea right now.I am buying this for my brother  so am willing to offer you the amount you required. I can only pay through PayPal at the moment as i don't have access to my bank account online(i don't have internet banking with it), but i have it attached to my PayPal account, and this is why i insisted on using PayPal to pay,all i will need is your PayPal email address to make the payments, and if you don't have a PayPal account yet, you can set one up at www.paypal.com  it cant take you less than 3mins to do that, i will be expecting your PayPal email so l can pay and also get back to me with your best price on this. I have a pick up agent that will come for the pick up after payments has been sorted. l will be waiting for your reply asap


Yeah, right...

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      Laura Cox Charbonneau I am so sorry to hear this Paul I wish I was closer my prayers are with you and the family...Love ya!
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      Christina Candela Paul I am very sad for you and I will pray for your comfert as well as your family. Know your Mom is now resting in peace. No more suffering and no more pain. God Bless her soul. If there is anything you need please feel free to call me.
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      Jessica Manns aww Im really sorry Paul. Your mother was a great person and will be missed!
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      Ron Tello Culley Paul, et al are in my Studio right now...Jammin'!
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[tellomon]

Army says female-cut ACU is on the way

As the service unveils its new and improved Army Combat Uniform, there is another uniform on the way. And ladies, it’s all about you.

http://www.armytimes.com/news/2010/08/MONDAYarmy-female-cut-acu-on-the-way-082310w/

Ron Tello Culley
?>Many are left to buy larger sizes to accommodate their varying attributes, which leaves them looking like a walking tent.<

            "Varying attributes"? THAT'S RICH!!!!
        
          
Ron Tello Culley
?"The “back rise” on the trouser will be lengthened to make room for larger hips and posteriors."

            LOLZ!
            The password is FAT.
        
Diane Tobey Franssen
have you seen how small my little one is?? She is not like her MOM!!
    
Ron Tello Culley
naaa, I don't look at kids.
they bother me....
            But I "LIKE" my fatjoke!
        

[golden]

I like the fact all the comments are made by the "rear admiral" 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sb4AdU6rbFc

[tellomon]

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[*smee*]

The "BASH" is this Saturday, 2 PM @ The Cowboy!!!!

might join you for a drink if the Smee Enterprise lear jet has been serviced

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[*Ubbie Max*]

That's a jet? check out the Ubbie Max jet.


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[tellomon]

Show up, or don't.

[tellomon]

unedited version of THIS:

How to get a raise.

Step 1. clean your vajajaa with Summer's Eve Feminine Wash!!!
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            Lydia Pratt if your boss gets close enough to know you have used summer's eve, then i dont think you'll have a problem getting a raise...lol just sayin
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            Dawn Shri Shri Tirschel one word: fromunda.
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            Chuck Perry LMAO..yea ladies make sure you take numbers 1 and 6 to heart, Wash that thing and STFU,
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            Ron Tello Culley Naaa, #6 buys her time to think up the next line of bullshit.
            That's how ya negotiate!
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            Michael Anthony That's right ladies, utilize step 1!! Nobody wants to see a dirty who-who when you go to pull off that famous "Basic Instinct" Sharon Stone crossed-leg switch-a-roo.
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            David Gene Echt always works for me
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            John Wreckmaster She sure looks like she did a great job on the XXX project...
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            Boog Mann A clean who-who is a well loved who-who!
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            Leah Nicole Long nobody likes a smelly twat.
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            Raya Brady Not Right Advertising gold.
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