Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2600851 times)

*smee* · « **Reply #9350 on:** January 29, 2021, 12:27:40 PM »

Is Ruben Arogant related to Jye The centimetre guy?

tellomon · « **Reply #9351 on:** January 29, 2021, 12:37:15 PM »

The worst thing in this situation is to tell me dead mum.

She takes sides with my adversaries everytime.

She claims it's all my fault that people suck. Hard.

She died an ignorant death.

Hoo Ray!

Sad: She took sides with the Cops who beat the Party Guests into El Monte Jerky in the Summer of 1980.

Horrible ignorance.
Hell built an Add-On just for her.
felafel Bev!
She killed my Dad. Ricky knows it!

tellomon · « **Reply #9352 on:** January 29, 2021, 12:39:15 PM »

Quote from: *smee* on January 29, 2021, 12:27:40 PM

Is Ruben Arogant related to Jye The centimetre guy?

They are ALL the same inferior lifeform.

Good
Evil
Us

Why do we care? What are we and why can't we stop????

tellomon · « **Reply #9353 on:** January 29, 2021, 12:41:05 PM »

I'm optimistic that The Stop is coming....

And it's gonna Rock your World!

And felafel! Ruben!!!

Go ask him who the hell does he think he is? And expect the Party Line, whatever that is again.........

Machismo, Patriotism, National Pride, Narcissistic Ego, bad parenting and schooling....all that junk.

Society is neither.

tellomon · « **Reply #9354 on:** January 29, 2021, 12:48:27 PM »

"Nice guys finish last"

Do you see me competing, b#tch?

tellomon · « **Reply #9355 on:** January 29, 2021, 12:58:04 PM »

I never claimed that I am (fill in the blank).

I did say that I am (______ _____)

Critics say (________ ____ ____)

smee said "Numb Nuts".

Admin said "I don't wanna disrupt Tello's Ratings".

And I hear God said "Woe!".

Coming up next:

The Great Flood II: Hoser's Revenge!

I got an Ark in my Bug Out Bag!

tellomon · « **Reply #9356 on:** January 29, 2021, 01:22:07 PM »

Ruben.
Laundry.
Ruben,
Snow shovling.
Ruben, sad.
Tello: Due to the high volume of shite from this American World,
all incoming phone rants, hate emails and Clarion Calls for the beheading of Intellectuals
will be deferred to the
"Don't Care Bureau of Piss-Information".

America says it's Great: I'm still looking for substantial evidence.
I won't believe that which I do not trust.

I don't trust that which I don't believe.

How come YOU dint think of that first?

I got yer America Hangin',
DICK RAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #9357 on:** January 29, 2021, 01:33:23 PM »

GF: "Why do you have to be so negative?"

Tello: "Why do you insist on being so IGNORANT???"

I win that one everytime!!!!!

And she LOSES everytime.

Why won't she stop playing??

Because MANIA is popular, Mainstream, PC and a Multi-Billion Dollar Industry!!!!

I believe in Capitalism, too, but intentionally creating a Human Wasteland as fodder for the slaughter is
out of bounds, and they do it anyways, without admin scrutiny. Pirates in play!

felafel YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And felafel ignorant GF's!

tellomon · « **Reply #9358 on:** January 29, 2021, 01:50:45 PM »

Watch her come after me for that.
See the Video as she runs away from THIS!

tellomon · « **Reply #9359 on:** January 29, 2021, 01:55:26 PM »

Joe Biden is not happy with me either.

None of them Prezzies are.

Fair Game, I hated them first!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #9360 on:** January 29, 2021, 01:58:26 PM »

A Fine Fellow I am for dissing Sharks
with sushi on my breath.

I can Rinse.

Sharks continue, unabated.

tellomon · « **Reply #9361 on:** January 29, 2021, 02:02:37 PM »

I remember one time in my youth when I was exploiting a
16 year old Bimbo...her Mother told me to bring her home before Tuesday.

When Monday rolled around..........

tellomon · « **Reply #9362 on:** January 29, 2021, 02:04:36 PM »

Bimbo image not actual size.

[Editor's note: That is a color TV!

And the Fishnets DO smell like catfish.
Innovation all across the Nation!]

tellomon · « **Reply #9363 on:** January 29, 2021, 02:31:19 PM »

LIFE IS CHEAP!

tellomon · « **Reply #9364 on:** January 29, 2021, 02:35:32 PM »

About Ruben: He got 86'd!! Now the text is off by half the dialog/assault!

Ron Tello Culley
I have said this many years, now again: "If you don't like the smell of fish, do not live at the Beach. If ya don't like the smell of snow, stay off the mountain,"
· Reply · 2h
Write a reply…

Ron Tello Culley
California is a smelly place.
· Reply · 2h
Ron Tello Culley
I just got here 6 years ago. Not. Leaving. Ruben.
· Reply · 2h
Ron Tello Culley
You say that to all Philosophers or just me?
· Reply · 2h
Ron Tello Culley
Good night, Ruben.

Ron Tello Culley
Ruben got 86'd. Not my fault! LOL! FELAFEL U A hole!!!!

FELAFEL U Ruben. F yer family your world everything you think you are you bogus human piece of shite!

There, I feel better now and I hope you DIE Ruben, you witless mutherF@kker!!!!

Ron Tello Culley
Act and post as an azzhole, ya get 86'd as an azzhole!

That's the LAW!

Ron Tello Culley
F ruben and all that ilk. Graveyard Bullies without their mother's getaway car....L A M E !

tellomon · « **Reply #9365 on:** January 29, 2021, 02:49:36 PM »

felafel YOU, Ruben and ALL yer Legions of Germs!!!
The Fate of Humaity has been derailed no thx to you and YOUR kind of Thugs.....dick wad hole felafel!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #9366 on:** January 29, 2021, 02:55:02 PM »

There's no turning back.
FORWARD!
Smash Ruben again,
that stupid azzhole pc o shite mofo bad daddy citizen NON-person pukebag homesteader!!!!

And he violated Posting Rules: BEST way to get 86'd on the site,IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #9367 on:** January 29, 2021, 03:02:35 PM »

Admin, "The Great Deleter" has announced that Ruben had bumped his head and never recovered.
I say "Don't you screen the morons here? Shame!"

tellomon · « **Reply #9368 on:** January 29, 2021, 03:10:19 PM »

Seriously, The Internet needs to perform aptitude tests
for all entry level Spammers, Flamers and Trolls.

tellomon · « **Reply #9369 on:** January 29, 2021, 03:18:54 PM »

Ron Tello Culley
Death, Taxes and Tow Trucks. What a world....

tellomon · « **Reply #9370 on:** January 29, 2021, 03:26:50 PM »

Ron Tello Culley
DEFCON 5: No escape. Shelter In Place!

Now that Ruben is toast, we can move on to the next Hater.....

tellomon · « **Reply #9371 on:** January 29, 2021, 03:33:46 PM »

This is not the best of all cues for smee to show up.

Don't want a case of mistaken identity.....

Rather have a case of Beer, IMHO.

tellomon · « **Reply #9372 on:** January 29, 2021, 03:39:12 PM »

Final word:

FUben !

tellomon · « **Reply #9373 on:** January 29, 2021, 03:41:10 PM »

LOL! Admin killed Fuben with a click.

I wouldda hadda do it with a "Flick"!

God Bless Admin, not in Oz and 189 *snipe* ya'll!

tellomon · « **Reply #9374 on:** January 29, 2021, 03:47:01 PM »

Sherry, I dint single you out.

I'm calling out the entire Herd or Morons and Zero Level Lifeforms in the environs and you are in it,
just like Elko, Washington, El Monte and not smee! He's that not that interesting....
He likes it that way and his Posting Style shows it.
"Deliberate Lameness".

It's a BRILLIANT MARKETING STRATEGY
and I let him plagiarize it from me.

As IF I care about anything anymore......

tellomon · « **Reply #9375 on:** January 29, 2021, 03:53:59 PM »

Yeah, I care that I can shut down my fridge and poke my shite in the snow...

tellomon · « **Reply #9376 on:** January 29, 2021, 03:56:06 PM »

I care that am able to collect our mail, and
YOOOOOOO have some!!!!

Fan mail from some Flounder....

tellomon · « **Reply #9377 on:** January 29, 2021, 03:59:08 PM »

My Letter Bomb was returned for insufficient postage.

tellomon · « **Reply #9378 on:** January 29, 2021, 04:02:05 PM »

The next kick in my door will be Homeland INsecurity.

They can't joke to take a felafel!

NO Brains--NO Win.

tellomon · « **Reply #9379 on:** January 29, 2021, 04:11:42 PM »

What are they gonna do....confiscate my
sex toys and computer Hard On drive?

tellomon · « **Reply #9380 on:** January 29, 2021, 04:19:59 PM »

These are the exact things that make Fed Morons think
"A pack of weenies" means a case of dynomite.

Weenies is a Painting supply item, as in WEENIE ROLLERS?

Dicks!

tellomon · « **Reply #9381 on:** January 29, 2021, 04:28:47 PM »

smee...take over while I pause to reloaded

*smee* · « **Reply #9382 on:** January 29, 2021, 04:37:16 PM »

Stand at your post soldier

Reload .....you dont need a reload ...you havent fired a shot yet

you are a replica ....think your a gun but cant fire

So shove that back in your arse nal

tellomon · « **Reply #9383 on:** January 29, 2021, 04:44:42 PM »

I grow weary of being a Human.

Next stop: After the Deluge...Spring Break!

tellomon · « **Reply #9384 on:** January 29, 2021, 04:47:56 PM »

Somehow...I am inclined to begin to believe that smee needs to get his OWN SHOW, HINT....

It's not about Lame; it's about lame ratings.

tellomon · « **Reply #9385 on:** January 29, 2021, 04:54:58 PM »

Go figure..the numbers are there...when was the last time smee got 3,000 hits in one week without posting?

I do. Every week.
And I'm pssid off that this dive will not Monetize my suffering/Genius.

felafel Oz!

It's no better here, 50 miles away from El Monte.

No place to go
except to felafel Town, Canada.
They ain't talking to me cuz they hate Oz so it's felafel guilty by ASSociation.

I can't go anywhere without Azzholes hanging over my future.

So, I stay home.
FELAFEL U!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #9386 on:** January 29, 2021, 05:06:40 PM »

Scientific Analysis:

1079234 Views
Purely speculation if you listen to Government Media!
Listen here and you have Ron Tello in your House...
raiding yer fridge and clogging yer Loo.

I'm just a man.
(On The Prowl for fresh Oz Pussy Jerky with a 7 Figure Job. Selectiveness is an option, and I took it!)

tellomon · « **Reply #9387 on:** January 29, 2021, 05:16:02 PM »

I left behind all my worries
and Trucked my Blues Away.

Boy, do my boots hurt!

tellomon · « **Reply #9388 on:** January 29, 2021, 05:26:23 PM »

Tip our hats to smee who posted at
« Reply #9409
Today at 04:37:16 PM »
and it was not too inspirational yet.
He could be ramping up.

Look out, this could get Hot Rod!

tellomon · « **Reply #9389 on:** January 29, 2021, 06:00:40 PM »

Laura Freeman

Flat lanterns shud stay iff the mtn cuz it gunna flud the 38 and ppl will need canoes n stuff cars will float into the ocean
——————
Thank you all for indulging my sick sense of humor. It’s been fun watching this escalate 😂

Ron Tello Culley
How can a female poster post more drunk than men?
Cuz they be more drunker, eh?

Erika Marie Petrovich
Ron Tello Culley 😂😂

Erika Marie Petrovich
You posted just like them both 😂

Ron Tello Culley
Not VIRAL...viRUS!!!

Ron Tello Culley
Alcohol is not the issue here. Snow Bound Civilians in hypo-cabin fever poxia is the concern and we discuss remedies here.

Ron Tello Culley
Longest ass post all week.

Ron Tello Culley
"Thank you all for indulging my sick sense of humor. It’s been fun watching this escalate" 😂
yOU.....SiCK ....TWISTED fREAK!

Ron Tello Culley
SO NOW THAT IT'S OVER WHERE YA GONNA GO NOW?

Laura Freeman
Ron Tello Culley I have ideas 💡

Ron Tello Culley
Write em down while I can still read! Love to Partner with "Like-Minded" knuckelheads

Ron Tello Culley
We can rent a car, take this show on the road...

Ron Tello Culley
Prolly get as far as Barstow cuz we dint Gas Up!

Bonnie Bishop
Huh?

Ron Tello Culley
It's sposed to be Comedy.

Vannessa Rawks-Cecil
Hooked on phonics, maybe? ....just sayin'!

Ron Tello Culley
Where's Mr. Rogers now that we need him?

Ron Tello Culley
Battle Bots is on. The damages are equal in all fairness.

Jericho Santeo
1st, grammar is pretty okay. 2nd, how long have you been on the mountain?

Ron Tello Culley
if yer asking me, I plead the 5th, lol

Jericho Santeo
You're*

Jericho Santeo
Haha

Ron Tello Culley
Meh

Brett Henry
A plus on your vocabulary!! Did you graduate high school or even elementary school? Just curious

Ron Tello Culley
Sock Puppets score higher. This is a Hoax, Or did that
change to a misdemeanor?

tellomon · « **Reply #9390 on:** January 29, 2021, 06:32:53 PM »

off camera, behind the scenes:

Battle Bots
PBR, 600 fluid ounces on campus
Cuervo 1.7000 L on hand
Sack o' Skunk on the table

The whole world better not be in my hands.
Go bug Jesus about that.
I heard he specializes!

tellomon · « **Reply #9391 on:** January 29, 2021, 06:37:14 PM »

Erika Marie Petrovich
Everyone she was kidding 😂😂 it was a joke post

Ron Tello Culley
Still is. Leave the door open and the sign on!

Leigh Brockway
Laura Freeman - Best thread ever!

Ron Tello Culley
Agreed! Get it in a Tattoo!

Ron Tello Culley
If we really focus on this, we can Syndicate it!

And if we sleep on it, all is lost but it's in

The Tello Files!

tellomon · « **Reply #9392 on:** January 29, 2021, 07:17:49 PM »

Christina Kruse
Stevens S. Allan we need you to translate

Ron Tello Culley
This needs a Media Rep.

tellomon · « **Reply #9393 on:** January 29, 2021, 07:28:23 PM »

[side bar] Here's "UNITY"

Everyone except me should hold hands
at the end of the Santa Monica pier
and jump.

I'll put in the good word for you.

My truth will be bigger than your demise.

Ya Dicks!

tellomon · « **Reply #9394 on:** January 29, 2021, 07:37:27 PM »

Trevor Duran
So is fake drunk posts the new thing?

Erika Marie Petrovich
Trevor Duran obviously you don’t know what a joke is!! 😂

Trevor Duran
Erika Marie Petrovich ummm ok i pointed out it was a fake drunk post so I don't know how I missed the joke wtf?

Ron Tello Culley
Better than a Collage Prank: No School work!

Ron Tello Culley
I have evidence!

Before the Prank: 🙁
After the Prank: 🙂

Discuss.

tellomon · « **Reply #9395 on:** January 29, 2021, 07:48:12 PM »

You know, if I was more Greek than I already am
I'd OPT OUT of all this American Brown Paper Bag thang....

When it gets wet
shite falls out.
Thomas Gibson acting his way out of it, for example.

Could be you.
It was me.

Go for canvas rather than plastic.

They double as Sack Cloth when ya cover yerself in coupons and ashes.

Ron Tello Culley
There's no getting out of this one.

tellomon · « **Reply #9396 on:** January 29, 2021, 08:09:14 PM »

Stay safe and we will see you on Saturday!

Ron Tello Culley
Awesome!

Ron Tello Culley
Bubba is a dog?

https://www.facebook.com/groups/184871121578481/user/100003191290971/

tellomon · « **Reply #9397 on:** January 29, 2021, 08:13:30 PM »

No they won't.

The only thing open today is the gaping gobs of adults and children alike
under the spell of The Splinter Of Winter 2021.

The BIG EVENT is now underway and overhead...1:13 AM PST 1/29/21 somewhere on the West Coast of Tellofornia.

The Trailer Park Behind the Gate on the Mountain is CLOSED until further notice.
Or if and when survivors can reach a News Crew before I can post here...

tellomon · « **Reply #9398 on:** January 29, 2021, 08:25:58 PM »

Shut it, smee, I already heard it.
Don't bother.
Unless it won't hurt much...

tellomon · « **Reply #9399 on:** January 29, 2021, 08:27:23 PM »

btw FELAFEL U

I Love you smee;
I need to see Yibs in my Office......today?!!!!

News:

Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2600851 times)