Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2618563 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #9050 on:** January 24, 2021, 07:02:58 PM »

The next item I post here will cause blindness.

I figure I'm done here.

Good bye and Good Hunting, azzholes!

LOL!

tellomon · « **Reply #9051 on:** January 24, 2021, 07:07:11 PM »

"Done" is not permanent.

But it does suggest future consequences.

The likes of which smee will NEVER recover from.

That's cool. I never did like his posting style...

But ya gotta love the face he does not have.

tellomon · « **Reply #9052 on:** January 24, 2021, 07:11:38 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #9053 on:** January 24, 2021, 07:17:05 PM »

............... .................

tellomon · « **Reply #9054 on:** January 24, 2021, 07:20:25 PM »

Sending airtight thoughts to those
who are adversely affected
by
CoBiden 19.

tellomon · « **Reply #9055 on:** January 24, 2021, 07:24:50 PM »

This can't last long.

If I give now, the losses won't be sever.

tellomon · « **Reply #9056 on:** January 24, 2021, 07:27:38 PM »

If I keep going, I gotta deal
with a sock,
who does not show up
ON CUE!

So whadda ya want from non-union talentless-ness....turpentine and an overdue Greeting Card?

tellomon · « **Reply #9057 on:** January 24, 2021, 07:30:04 PM »

I'd personally opt in for 2 tacos and a bazooka to go.

tellomon · « **Reply #9058 on:** January 24, 2021, 07:31:49 PM »

Yeah, and if they are gonna scramble the eggs,
put my Brain in there too, will ya?

tellomon · « **Reply #9059 on:** January 24, 2021, 07:32:54 PM »

Couldn't hurt. Possibly a major improvement!

tellomon · « **Reply #9060 on:** January 24, 2021, 07:37:11 PM »

You know,
when yer Mother shows up,
yer gonna change yer Tune from
Punk Rock
to
The Blues.

tellomon · « **Reply #9061 on:** January 24, 2021, 07:39:50 PM »

I got nuthin'

IGNORE

tellomon · « **Reply #9062 on:** January 24, 2021, 07:42:05 PM »

I am forgetting what runny eggs taste like.
Scuze me ....while I kiss the frying pan.
(Updated kitchen on board! It's not a Trailer...it IS HOME!!!)

tellomon · « **Reply #9063 on:** January 24, 2021, 07:46:09 PM »

UPDATE: The eggs say felafel YOU, eggophobes!!

tellomon · « **Reply #9064 on:** January 24, 2021, 07:47:56 PM »

Sherry?

*smee* · « **Reply #9065 on:** January 24, 2021, 07:52:53 PM »

Australia day on Tuesday

So firing up the bbq this week ...

Here is a bacrocken that I prepared earlier ...

On Tuesday , im bbqing a big fat juicy Bungarra

A de-billed duck billed platypus and
Butterflied drop bear ......yummmmmy

tellomon · « **Reply #9066 on:** January 24, 2021, 07:57:08 PM »

I just thot of stuff
and it comes to me at a Price.

I gotta mortgage the Farm on this one
and I don't own it!

tellomon · « **Reply #9067 on:** January 24, 2021, 07:58:48 PM »

Hi smee!
Glad to see you late and lost again!

Take over, will ya?
I'm burning meat here, cool?

tellomon · « **Reply #9068 on:** January 24, 2021, 08:02:33 PM »

You don't play if you can't lose.

Stiupd kitchen rules....

tellomon · « **Reply #9069 on:** January 24, 2021, 08:03:57 PM »

At this rate, I'm gonna starve overnight.

tellomon · « **Reply #9070 on:** January 24, 2021, 08:11:42 PM »

The alternative is Snacky Smores.

Yeah, I got those.

tellomon · « **Reply #9071 on:** January 24, 2021, 08:16:04 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #9072 on:** January 24, 2021, 08:17:10 PM »

Supposed to taste like lobster...

I'm not convinced.

*smee* · « **Reply #9073 on:** January 24, 2021, 08:17:21 PM »

Yes ....unless you eat them live

Then its like prickly sushi

tellomon · « **Reply #9074 on:** January 24, 2021, 08:20:07 PM »

Can u edit yer shite pls?
Yer spelling sucks!

tellomon · « **Reply #9075 on:** January 24, 2021, 08:22:15 PM »

AWWW goddammit, burrito hampsters again!

BRB.....

tellomon · « **Reply #9076 on:** January 24, 2021, 08:28:55 PM »

I shouldda known better than to cook with Animal Planet on TV.

Sry, a temp. set back.

FELAFEL U, whatever....

tellomon · « **Reply #9077 on:** January 24, 2021, 08:30:51 PM »

Is Steve Irwin Jerky available yet?

tellomon · « **Reply #9078 on:** January 24, 2021, 08:39:16 PM »

HOT PUSSY on the escalator!

You don't chase that.

It comes to you,
at a price!

I found out that a fork is not sufficient.
And a knife is a weapon.

tellomon · « **Reply #9079 on:** January 24, 2021, 08:53:52 PM »

Happy "Robots Take Over The World Day" every bloody!!

Nice going turd nerd!

Can I skip a page, fast forward or walk out of the theatre?

This is not over, not by a long shite on a short day.

tellomon · « **Reply #9080 on:** January 24, 2021, 09:06:30 PM »

There is NO point here.

What we have here is a dull edge
scraping bottom
of a
Tall Order
of
social suicide.

And the kids are licking the spoon of Future Dystopia.

As your Parents would like it.

Bail.

Go.
Far away and don't look back.

Bookmark this page.
It's more garbage than you can't handle...so WTF Dick? Ya too good for a learning experience in the heat of a Crisis???

felafeling Puss!!!!

Yo Mama calls you from beyond the coupons.

TAKE a Gravy train to Nervanna, and don't forget to text your psychosis to felafel Head HQ!

tellomon · « **Reply #9081 on:** January 24, 2021, 09:15:37 PM »

My work here is done
but not complete.

Good....day?

*smee* · « **Reply #9082 on:** January 24, 2021, 09:37:40 PM »

Get some skunk jerky .....

tellomon · « **Reply #9083 on:** January 24, 2021, 09:49:57 PM »

"Who am I to argue with science?"

-Gravas Mushnik
Little Shop of Horrors
1960

tellomon · « **Reply #9084 on:** January 24, 2021, 09:52:15 PM »

Kelly Maroney.
I wanna sneek up on her earlobes and bite them.

Chews like Jerky, tastes like flesh.

And smee...well, you know there are limits to excess
and this is not the proper venue for that.

tellomon · « **Reply #9085 on:** January 24, 2021, 09:54:10 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #9086 on:** January 24, 2021, 10:00:47 PM »

I feel so dirty saying that.
I wish admin would slap me with her Pink!

Edit by Admin:

She wiped the floor with you.

tellomon · « **Reply #9087 on:** January 24, 2021, 10:03:09 PM »

And smee can go fork it until the cows come home to roost.

(Yer gonna need early estimates on damage repairs throughout the Home and Garden.)

tellomon · « **Reply #9088 on:** January 24, 2021, 10:08:43 PM »

Posse Jerky.
One bite and you never return.
It'll leave you hanging.

tellomon · « **Reply #9089 on:** January 24, 2021, 10:12:21 PM »

Placebo Jerky.
Enjoy it along with Fake News.

tellomon · « **Reply #9090 on:** January 24, 2021, 10:14:40 PM »

smee jerky.
Chews like ass, tastes like Oz.

tellomon · « **Reply #9091 on:** January 24, 2021, 10:16:56 PM »

please stop me....

tellomon · « **Reply #9092 on:** January 24, 2021, 10:18:45 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #9093 on:** January 24, 2021, 10:27:55 PM »

tRAILER pARK flesh jerky

tellomon · « **Reply #9094 on:** January 24, 2021, 10:35:40 PM »

9-11 Jerky

It will make you run uptown and
make you into toast down town

tellomon · « **Reply #9095 on:** January 24, 2021, 10:40:01 PM »

Did you see that? 911 toast people?

Who da felafel would do that?

I did.

Whatever, FELAFEL U....this is Literature, not Government propaganda.

There is an agenda here
and it's not so secret anymore, is it?

tellomon · « **Reply #9096 on:** January 24, 2021, 10:49:12 PM »

NOW DROP
AND GIVE ME
50
JELLY DONUTS!

tellomon · « **Reply #9097 on:** January 24, 2021, 11:02:01 PM »

I'm not reading history.
I'm not writing history.

But Goddamn if I ain't making history!

Ok, Damn God it is.

Whatever, FELAFEL U....

*smee* · « **Reply #9098 on:** January 24, 2021, 11:08:00 PM »

That just cost you 1000 lines

I must not be an asshat

I expect them to be on my desk by the morning

tellomon · « **Reply #9099 on:** January 24, 2021, 11:08:02 PM »

When does this go too far?
Is that when all is lost to The PINK?

Let's test.

Two walk into a Jerky Bar.....

News:

Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2618563 times)