Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2593704 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #8800 on:** January 17, 2021, 06:26:51 PM »

Meanwhile, on the cutting room floor....

*smee* · « **Reply #8801 on:** January 17, 2021, 06:38:09 PM »

No way ...ive got Zombie repellent made from a mixture of drop bear blood and Crikey Irwins urine

tellomon · « **Reply #8802 on:** January 17, 2021, 06:41:45 PM »

INSTANT REPLAY

Nice of you to join us, smee

tellomon · « **Reply #8803 on:** January 17, 2021, 06:44:43 PM »

y'know if this aint funny then Im out!

tellomon · « **Reply #8804 on:** January 17, 2021, 06:48:53 PM »

" felafel you, Dick! "

tellomon · « **Reply #8805 on:** January 17, 2021, 06:53:10 PM »

"A simple matter of difficulty"

It's all explained in my new book

"How to Cope With Humans
in a
Non-Human Environment"

tellomon · « **Reply #8806 on:** January 17, 2021, 06:58:11 PM »

I don't dismiss the Wisdom of The Ancients.

I Challenge them.

They missed a spot.

tellomon · « **Reply #8807 on:** January 17, 2021, 07:08:54 PM »

It's now Midnite on the West Coast of Tellofornia
and welcome to the All Night Spin.

Request lines are now open, give us a call on our
Troll-Free number !-800-555-smee.

Topping off that last act, here's a taste of sweet sickness on wheels in the down elevator
of your mind.....
right here on
The Tello Files.....

tellomon · « **Reply #8808 on:** January 17, 2021, 07:26:03 PM »

And the Hits keep coming...!

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=deteriorata+song&view=detail&mid=52D8C258022486E50A4F52D8C258022486E50A4F&FORM=VIRE0&ru=%2fsearch%3fq%3ddeteriorata%2bsong%26form%3dANNTH1%26refig%3da0d8c4b9a70e4581946123d6ac642fa7%26sp%3d4%26qs%3dAS%26pq%3ddeteriorata%26sk%3dEP1AS2%26sc%3d8-11%26cvid%3da0d8c4b9a70e4581946123d6ac642fa7

tellomon · « **Reply #8809 on:** January 17, 2021, 07:31:14 PM »

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=weird+al+yankovic%2famother+one+rides+the+bus&view=detail&mid=33416604ADD9DA7B2EC133416604ADD9DA7B2EC1&FORM=VIRE0&ru=%2fsearch%3fq%3dweird%2bal%2byankovic%252Famother%2bone%2brides%2bthe%2bbus%26form%3dANNTH1%26refig%3d9cb8a96b1c1d4d16bf2bcfcd993fc00b%26sp%3d-1%26ghc%3d1%26pq%3dweird%2bal%2byankovic%252Famother%2bone%2brides%2bthe%2b%26sc%3d1-40%26qs%3dn%26sk%3d%26cvid%3d9cb8a96b1c1d4d16bf2bcfcd993fc00b

tellomon · « **Reply #8810 on:** January 17, 2021, 07:36:58 PM »

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=firesign+theatre+everything+you+know+is+wrong&docid=608032640860095768&mid=C827B0AF4ACDE8B52D70C827B0AF4ACDE8B52D70&view=detail&FORM=VIRE

tellomon · « **Reply #8811 on:** January 17, 2021, 07:39:21 PM »

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=monty+python+lumberjack+song&view=detail&mid=5BA9FAC6183EAF9AA29A5BA9FAC6183EAF9AA29A&FORM=VIRE0&ru=%2fsearch%3fq%3dmonty%2bpython%2blumberjack%2bsong%26form%3dANNTH1%26refig%3db6103ba5459945dd9bd2638f80a61aa2%26sp%3d1%26ghc%3d1%26qs%3dLS%26pq%3dmonty%2bpython%252Flumber%26sk%3dPRES1%26sc%3d2-19%26cvid%3db6103ba5459945dd9bd2638f80a61aa2

tellomon · « **Reply #8812 on:** January 17, 2021, 07:49:26 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=girnJH7tvpM

As relevant today as it was 54 years ago.

tellomon · « **Reply #8813 on:** January 17, 2021, 08:08:21 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlRD103SyFw

tellomon · « **Reply #8814 on:** January 17, 2021, 08:20:29 PM »

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=deep+purple%2fcalifornia+jam%2fburn&docid=608020520380728326&mid=D7B68554644A02CA2391D7B68554644A02CA2391&view=detail&FORM=VIRE

" I was there! Still have my Ticket Stub"

tellomon · « **Reply #8815 on:** January 17, 2021, 08:28:57 PM »

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=Deep+Purple+California+Jam+HD&&view=detail&mid=AC231CEFEED06894C557AC231CEFEED06894C557&&FORM=VRDGAR&ru=%2Fvideos%2Fsearch%3Fq%3DDeep%2BPurple%2BCalifornia%2BJam%2BHD%26Form%3DVDRSCL%26%3D0

tellomon · « **Reply #8816 on:** January 17, 2021, 08:37:02 PM »

Toad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RVdVq6_nOw

tellomon · « **Reply #8817 on:** January 17, 2021, 08:39:51 PM »

The Mule

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=Deep+%7bPurle%2fthe+mule&qs=n&sp=-1&pq=deep+%7bpurle%2fthe+mule&sc=4-20&sk=&cvid=A0B0650B88164DD88E000F09CE9198D7&sid=39F8CB040B06654B16A5C4C60A9464F9&jsoncbid=0&ru=%2fsearch%3fq%3dDeep%2520%257BPurle%252Fthe%2520mule%26qs%3dn%26form%3dQBRE%26sp%3d-1%26pq%3ddeep%2520%257Bpurle%252Fthe%2520mule%26sc%3d4-20%26sk%3d%26cvid%3dA0B0650B88164DD88E000F09CE9198D7&view=detail&mmscn=vwrc&mid=4F6C0D4C5EFB2BA031444F6C0D4C5EFB2BA03144&FORM=WRVORC

tellomon · « **Reply #8818 on:** January 17, 2021, 08:41:41 PM »

Moby Dick

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=led+zeppelin%2fmoby+dick&view=detail&mid=4B074C0A0894F135C2804B074C0A0894F135C280&FORM=VIRE0&ru=%2fsearch%3fq%3dled%2bzeppelin%252Fmoby%2bdick%26form%3dANNTH1%26refig%3df57942147f22437da917a2b455574b2a%26sp%3d-1%26pq%3dled%2bzeppelin%252Fmoby%2bdic%26sc%3d0-21%26qs%3dn%26sk%3d%26cvid%3df57942147f22437da917a2b455574b2a

tellomon · « **Reply #8819 on:** January 17, 2021, 08:48:23 PM »

Ah-HA! We found a Golden Nugget of a Montello LOST EPISODE video, starring Shawn2 Tello, Ron and Sherry Tello and a cast of several locals.

https://www.facebook.com/ron.t.culley/videos/10157228724577160

*smee* · « **Reply #8820 on:** January 17, 2021, 09:00:31 PM »

Thats not a gold nugget , its more like a rusty can pull ring

tellomon · « **Reply #8821 on:** January 17, 2021, 09:04:33 PM »

The Tello, slight return

https://www.facebook.com/ron.t.culley/videos/10151378758472160

tellomon · « **Reply #8822 on:** January 17, 2021, 09:10:47 PM »

Found Lost Footage; 1.1.08 karaoke at The Cowboy Bar

https://www.facebook.com/ron.t.culley/videos/10150664263807160

tellomon · « **Reply #8823 on:** January 17, 2021, 09:19:54 PM »

A quick lesson on the perils of RV ownership: an Ogden Moment, 2012.

https://www.facebook.com/ron.t.culley/videos/10151025950237160

tellomon · « **Reply #8824 on:** January 17, 2021, 09:27:39 PM »

Quote from: *smee* on January 17, 2021, 09:00:31 PM

Thats not a gold nugget , its more like a rusty can pull ring

tellomon · « **Reply #8825 on:** January 17, 2021, 09:35:08 PM »

Remember this, M8:

I show my face; you don't have one.

\o/

tellomon · « **Reply #8826 on:** January 17, 2021, 10:03:46 PM »

MONDAY MONDAY MONDAY!!!!

January 18, 2021

All I want for my Birthday is to get laid.

Now accepting qualified female applicants, 18 -25.

Or better.

*smee* · « **Reply #8827 on:** January 17, 2021, 10:07:31 PM »

1.5m distancing

tellomon · « **Reply #8828 on:** January 17, 2021, 10:49:37 PM »

20% +/- margin of error.

tellomon · « **Reply #8829 on:** January 17, 2021, 10:58:29 PM »

Satirical content.
Not to be taken seriously.

What does satire do?

What is Satire. Definition. Satire is the use of humor, irony, wit, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s follies or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other existing issues. Although satire is humorous, its main purpose is to criticize the vices, abuses, and follies in the society.

*smee* · « **Reply #8830 on:** January 18, 2021, 07:14:22 AM »

What are you trying to say , numb nuts

tellomon · « **Reply #8831 on:** January 18, 2021, 07:19:14 AM »

Credibility.

A vital element to any responsible journalism.

We don't have any of that here.

This is The Internet.

Ignore what you read;
pay attention to what you do.

I'm watching from a safe distance.

And Having a good time with it!

*smee* · « **Reply #8832 on:** January 18, 2021, 07:32:55 AM »

Ive got my cert 4 in credibility ......

tellomon · « **Reply #8833 on:** January 18, 2021, 07:34:46 AM »

Back it up
with
EVIDENCE
and then we can talk.

tellomon · « **Reply #8834 on:** January 18, 2021, 07:38:20 AM »

Oh, and could you please stop racking up
my Hit Counter?

It's not fair to The Others.

Thx!

*smee* · « **Reply #8835 on:** January 18, 2021, 07:47:17 AM »

I would rather hit up your rack counter

*smee* · « **Reply #8836 on:** January 18, 2021, 07:49:47 AM »

Quote from: tellomon on January 18, 2021, 07:34:46 AM

Back it up
with
EVIDENCE
and then we can talk.

The proof is in the pudding .....

Speaking of pudding

tellomon · « **Reply #8837 on:** January 18, 2021, 07:50:09 AM »

Quote

I would rather hit up your rack counter

That's fine.

Off the clock.

Go!

btw Bill IS a dick.
Nice one!

*smee* · « **Reply #8838 on:** January 18, 2021, 08:01:11 AM »

tellomon · « **Reply #8839 on:** January 18, 2021, 08:19:17 AM »

Workers' Pride.

Laborers' Guilt.

*smee* · « **Reply #8840 on:** January 18, 2021, 08:52:58 AM »

Happy birthday Ronald its Mon 18th here

tellomon · « **Reply #8841 on:** January 18, 2021, 09:16:34 AM »

tellomon · « **Reply #8842 on:** January 18, 2021, 09:47:36 AM »

Meanwhile, at the Snow Zoo....

tellomon · « **Reply #8843 on:** January 18, 2021, 10:13:11 AM »

Patricia Jackson asked a question .
Does anyone know why crows will gather and swarm in circles. The biggest group I’ve ever seen, probably a good 30 this afternoon.

They seek to intimidate us into submission, then take our assets, or our lives.

Rocko Roskovich
It’s called a murder. Maybe google will have more info.
They do this sometimes when a young one is in danger or a predator is near by.

Debbie Campbell
Nope...but interesting u should mention this seems like they are acting a little crazy aggressive or agitated lately...makes u wonder if they sense something. 😁 Friday i yelled at two of them to leave a squirrel alone they had him cornered...poor thing was petrified. 😆 😁 true story.

Marilynn Jordan
Remember the movie “ The Birds”. ... just saying 😁

Debbie Campbell
Marilynn Jordan you might be on to something. I think they feel the tension going on in the world. 😱😇

Ron Tello Culley
Good call, it happened to me when I was a boy. Dropped a Blackbird with an air gun, and the whole gang came after me for ever. I never told the nebs about it. Too excitingly dangerous and stuff. I was a boy. 👶

Ron Tello Culley
They are smart, organized and vengeful. What do we got going on? Hard hats and Kevlar is about it. Do NOT piss off Blackbirds!

Merna M New
Are they crows or ravens? An "unkindness". At least that is one of the names given to the jet black birds with the dubious reputation. There is speculation as to the origin of the term, with some suggesting it draws on the creature's symbolic association with witches and death.

Jon Button
Many of the local blackbirds are actually Ravens

Shawna Mills
Somethings dead.

Crickett Dyke
Crow Convention 2021.

Dianne Payne
Up here they’re ravens.

Julie Greenwood Ray
Somebody told me once why because they were circling wants near my house in Crestline but I can’t remember why

Sherise Libertone
Flockpocalypse!!!!

Marc Coughlin
So I read this as "crowds will gather and swarm in circles"...and then read some comments.
Thought I must have missed one hella protest

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #8844 on:** January 18, 2021, 10:23:40 AM »

Quote from: tellomon on January 11, 2021, 05:49:21 AM

Yer my #1 Fan.

The only Fan.

That's a 100% win!

~~So - what am I? Chopped liver??~~

Wait...

Ummmmm..... scratch that.

tellomon · « **Reply #8845 on:** January 18, 2021, 10:44:31 AM »

tellomon · « **Reply #8846 on:** January 18, 2021, 11:44:57 AM »

In Covid News......

tellomon · « **Reply #8847 on:** January 18, 2021, 02:32:37 PM »

It duzzint say anything about Organic Wine.

https://drpompa.com/nutrition/21-day-daniel-fast/?vgo_ee=vIHuEdEJ2Q0qTvUo7RE9HkzkASpiHornD%2Fz2wZTd1jg%3D

tellomon · « **Reply #8848 on:** January 18, 2021, 03:43:00 PM »

Gina Larocca asked a question .
Visual Storyteller

So I totally spaced and forgot to pay my Burrtec bill, I was 3 days late. Tomorrow is trash day and I just paid it. I’m afraid they won’t pick up my trash tomorrow! Has this happened to anyone? I plan on standing out there when I hear the truck to show them my confirmation email with the payment 😂

MaryEllen Schroeder
They will pick up don’t worry

Brenda Steinert
You should be fine.

Gina Larocca
Author
😅

Elizabeth Franssen
They will pick up. No worries

Linda Meluski
They will pick up.

James Stelle
Don’t worry they will p/u your trash,

Ron Tello Culley
Trash Removal Personelle are MY kind of people! It's a Growth Industry, steady work,. No self-respecting Garbage Man will turn away from your heap.

Gina Larocca
Ron Tello Culley haha I sincerely appreciate garbage people!

Ron Tello Culley
Damn right! Trash stacks up and The Plague comes to town, These men are Frontline Defenders of Public Health.

*smee* · « **Reply #8849 on:** January 18, 2021, 04:12:22 PM »

You are talking rubbish

News:

Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2593704 times)