Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2625069 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #8450 on:** January 04, 2021, 05:56:35 AM »

www.smeegear.ron/packitupandleaveit/store/snipe170

tellomon · « **Reply #8451 on:** January 04, 2021, 06:30:58 AM »

Ron Tello Culley
Yeah, I need to gas up my rake!

*smee* · « **Reply #8452 on:** January 04, 2021, 08:26:29 AM »

Why didnt your Mrs do it when she did the broom

tellomon · « **Reply #8453 on:** January 04, 2021, 04:19:14 PM »

She duzzint live here anymore.

How do ya think Im getting away with my misbehavin'?

tellomon · « **Reply #8454 on:** January 04, 2021, 05:56:56 PM »

You know yer life is gonna suck
when the wallpaper is more
fashionable than your outfits.

*smee* · « **Reply #8455 on:** January 04, 2021, 06:21:40 PM »

Is it paisley wallpaper

tellomon · « **Reply #8456 on:** January 04, 2021, 06:30:32 PM »

*smee* · « **Reply #8457 on:** January 05, 2021, 02:16:43 AM »

Heres wallpaper for you

*smee* · « **Reply #8458 on:** January 05, 2021, 02:19:33 AM »

Actually heres a screensaver for you

tellomon · « **Reply #8459 on:** January 05, 2021, 02:30:41 AM »

tellomon · « **Reply #8460 on:** January 05, 2021, 03:46:34 PM »

https://www.infowars.com/posts/statistician-lockdowns-dont-work-because-they-force-people-to-congregate-in-fewer-places/

tellomon · « **Reply #8461 on:** January 05, 2021, 03:56:11 PM »

https://prepperswill.com/martial-law-survival-strategies/

*smee* · « **Reply #8462 on:** January 05, 2021, 04:09:07 PM »

You better be drunk

tellomon · « **Reply #8463 on:** January 05, 2021, 04:32:32 PM »

Worse than that.

I need a shower
and am too lazy and locked down
to
care.

Remember the Rule of 4?

So now what?

Go ahead and post away.

Just keep the Standards a tad above
gangreen and filth related annual deaths
in the Industrialized World.

tellomon · « **Reply #8464 on:** January 05, 2021, 04:52:05 PM »

I take pride in my work.

*smee* · « **Reply #8465 on:** January 05, 2021, 05:05:16 PM »

Just dont let you hair get back to that cockroach infested tangled matter it was at a fortnight ago

Take some pride in yourself man .....cancel your American citizenship

Put the crackpipe out of reach .... Change your colostomy bag
Cancel your eBay account ... Shake the toast crumbs out of your keyboard
Extract your finger from your sphincter ....un-numb those nuts

Get some roo in your poo

tellomon · « **Reply #8466 on:** January 05, 2021, 05:12:06 PM »

Good start.
Roll with yourself
Solo Guy!

*smee* · « **Reply #8467 on:** January 05, 2021, 05:14:29 PM »

Im not the Solo guy im the Pinto Man

*smee* · « **Reply #8468 on:** January 05, 2021, 05:18:58 PM »

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6T3RS78Tp58

Psssst ..... Solo used to be called Pinto

tellomon · « **Reply #8469 on:** January 05, 2021, 05:40:59 PM »

Sure.

*smee* · « **Reply #8470 on:** January 05, 2021, 05:50:15 PM »

Yes , certain

No doubt

tellomon · « **Reply #8471 on:** January 05, 2021, 06:11:07 PM »

Right then.
Carry on.

*smee* · « **Reply #8472 on:** January 05, 2021, 06:22:30 PM »

Hmmmm not even a font change

Are you not well Melloton

tellomon · « **Reply #8473 on:** January 05, 2021, 06:29:35 PM »

Im ok.
I thot I could
reach your level
of Posting Skills.

Just to get a feel for
the micro OZRT experience.

It's small.

*smee* · « **Reply #8474 on:** January 05, 2021, 07:41:11 PM »

Gosh ,
I never expected that even you would stoop to my low level

Gutter ....meet Tello ....

Tello , welcome to the gutter ...its been lonely down here

tellomon · « **Reply #8475 on:** January 05, 2021, 07:51:47 PM »

I suspected the gutter society would cheer you up

*smee* · « **Reply #8476 on:** January 05, 2021, 07:56:21 PM »

Just make sure you brush the ciggy butts off your tweed jacket
and dog turd off your sheepskin slippies when you drag yourself back up
to your normal heights

*smee* · « **Reply #8477 on:** January 05, 2021, 07:57:41 PM »

Its a jungle down here

tellomon · « **Reply #8478 on:** January 05, 2021, 08:10:37 PM »

Good advice.

Leave the sheep skin slippers out of this

I custom ordered Drop Bear slippers.

Really bitchen,

They have claws up front.

As usual, shipping is murder.

And the bubble wrap arrived shredded.

*smee* · « **Reply #8479 on:** January 05, 2021, 08:19:02 PM »

Turn them inside out
It leaves less mess on your feet when to take them off

tellomon · « **Reply #8480 on:** January 05, 2021, 09:05:54 PM »

No way wont work thx anyways

Im comfortable

*smee* · « **Reply #8481 on:** January 05, 2021, 09:40:21 PM »

Spray your feet with this

Or else the slippies with chew your toes down to the bone

tellomon · « **Reply #8482 on:** January 05, 2021, 10:10:43 PM »

Interesting.
Yesterday
I took delivery on

Bear Mace

It's Big.

*smee* · « **Reply #8483 on:** January 05, 2021, 10:12:42 PM »

Is it mace made from bear or mace to spray at bears?

tellomon · « **Reply #8484 on:** January 05, 2021, 10:14:14 PM »

at,
and other invasive critters.

*smee* · « **Reply #8485 on:** January 05, 2021, 10:43:16 PM »

I think the bears are awake up to it , and are wearing eye shield goggles

*smee* · « **Reply #8486 on:** January 06, 2021, 04:27:14 AM »

Can you send a satchel full of snow via air express please

tellomon · « **Reply #8487 on:** January 06, 2021, 04:44:35 AM »

*smee* · « **Reply #8488 on:** January 06, 2021, 04:51:47 AM »

Ok then , thanks to me for asking

tellomon · « **Reply #8489 on:** January 06, 2021, 04:54:03 AM »

yes and welcome my answer to you.

Update: I scrubbed.

now I can't sleep.

*smee* · « **Reply #8490 on:** January 06, 2021, 04:59:28 AM »

Scrubbed ...as in shower?

What time is there numby?

tellomon · « **Reply #8491 on:** January 06, 2021, 05:02:54 AM »

bird bath, 10AM

*smee* · « **Reply #8492 on:** January 06, 2021, 05:03:13 AM »

Ive had my people In a zoom meeting all night with Trumps people
to try arrange a presidental pardon for you
But your people never made an appearance
and negotiations stalled

*smee* · « **Reply #8493 on:** January 06, 2021, 05:08:05 AM »

If you cant sleep , might I suggest that when you arent looking
you slip a Flunitrazepam or 2 into your red cordial
you will deteriorate into a sleepy stupor quite quickly
Side effects are you will date rape yourself whilst sleeping

But if you have any problems you will wake with solution in hand

tellomon · « **Reply #8494 on:** January 06, 2021, 05:10:35 AM »

ok that's it!

The daily drinking begins early, now.

Maybe I should eat something.

Jerky!!!

*smee* · « **Reply #8495 on:** January 06, 2021, 05:17:03 AM »

Get some emu jerky

*smee* · « **Reply #8496 on:** January 06, 2021, 05:18:02 AM »

Or platypus salami sticks with a drop bear flavoured dipping sauce

tellomon · « **Reply #8497 on:** January 06, 2021, 05:26:08 AM »

yummy!

*smee* · « **Reply #8498 on:** January 06, 2021, 05:32:27 AM »

Have you tried croc? Very nice , like everything ...a bit like chicken

Are alligators edible? I Assume they are similar

tellomon · « **Reply #8499 on:** January 06, 2021, 05:34:24 AM »

meat is meat.
The spices make the diff....

and cooking time

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