Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)  (Read 1046260 times)

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Do you get Pepsi or Dr Peppers with the black fries?

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I got a thousand dollars. (1K)
What do you want to buy?

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OFFER HAS EXPIRED.

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Charity has no limits. I do. Sry.

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Do you get Pepsi or Dr Peppers with the black fries?

You get to sit down and shut up like everybody else in the joint.

Problem widdit? Talk to Tessa while she is still alive.... (HINT: she is immortal!)
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But they are all eating humble pie ...

Ive gone for the bacon cheese buger with no derp , extra ketchup
and a side serve of black fries and a cola

If thats beyond you ..I will have a live bat sammich like I got the other day ....

Ps ....heres a free tip for you ....

When eating a bat sammich dont bite the head end first because the bat sh!ts itself
and you get bat turd running down the front of your t-shirt ...its not pleasant

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You leave the T-Shirt out of this!!!
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It’s cold out there. Please be kind to opossums. Many of them find a cozy place to combat the cold. (so many we see are missing parts of tails , ears , toes , due to previous frost bite) Your porch, under your shed, etc.  may be the only place they have to go. They won’t hurt anything and shooing them out may be certain death due to lack of shelter. They are Northern America’s ONLY marsupial. And these precious souls do not get rabies, they eat fleas, ticks and other pests.
Please ? This holiday season. Be kind. Be the change you wish to see in the world

Rebecca Eide
This is cool but we don’t have opossum up here.

Summer Johnson Duvall
Rebecca Eide the ones that live in my backyard disagree.

Brenda Ray
Where are you located, general area?

Maryann Teresa Gordon
If they’re under my house NO ONE cares.

Martie Reed
I've never seen 1 here

Carol Martin Germany
They are so friendly💜

Teri Jane
This one was separated from its mom, and became a pet.
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Judith Lyon
I think because of their looks, they get a bad rap.

Belinda Stephenson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUClAmasvg4
Possum vs Opossum- Ginger Software
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Opossums carry diseases such as leptospirosis, tuberculosis, relapsing fever, tularemia, spotted fever, toxoplasmosis, coccidiosis, trichomoniasis, and Chagas disease. They may also be infested with fleas, ticks, mites, and lice.

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Belinda Stephenson
Cite your source, please.

Michelle Ziessler-Rowney
Belinda Stephenson you should look up what humans can carry!!!

Virginia Jecks-Wright
Opossums eat around 5,000 ticks a year, fleas, mites and lice.
They kill rattlesnakes but the poison doesn't affect them, they very rarely get rabies because their body temperature is so low,
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LeAnn Pich
My cousin found this guy in her closet in northern California.
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Scott Rundle
Sounds like you are all trying to Rat out the opossums.

Wanda Boyer
I LOVE them...they are really great animals💖

Ron Tello Culley
Tastes like chicken.

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In that case , can I have groundhog pie with mushy peas instead ...

Not one imported from Gobbler's Knob if you can help it

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The only thing I can help is you out the door.

Not working so well, huh?
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Thats not a door , its a turnstile

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Where is Yibs now that I need him?

"Not here" :eranium:
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Thats not a door , its a turnstile

That is not a turnstile...it's the Hole in Elko Jail!
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Suffer 2 weeks and then get sent to Lakes Crossing Loonie Bin.
I did!
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Yibs went out for a haircut and never returned ...

No body has been found

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I love a great mystery story but I prefer to stay out of it.

My acting skills suck and I fail to hit my marks and read my lines....

Only a puppet can get away with it here!
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He was likely taken by a croc

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Or a drop bear

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I love drop bears/ They reduce  the surplus population and clean up the environment one flesh rip at a time!
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Yep , no scraps left behind

The Thylarctos plummetus' dont muck about

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So what are you doing reporting from the scene? RUN!!!
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 Ive applied drop bear repellent

Its not cheap , but works for zombi roo's too

(Snipe 6969)

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smee is down.
smee is...DOWN!


Looks like it any ways...
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Ive had to wrestle off a rampant duck billed Platypus ...

It would appear they are immune to the repellent

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Hey you know what? I just remembered that I have a brother.
What good is he?
Well, he helped me when I was in jail but he dint get me out of jail.

Am I sposed to love him cuz hes Fam?

Naaaa.

I just think about him on rare occaision.

He does that too about me.

Even up.

What do I have to complain about?
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You little flocker! We hated the same things for the right reasons. And the sting lingers. We power on, eh? A few Slurpees later and we are good to go.
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Yeah I know:
Don't drink and post.
Flock you.
It's ......Thursday?
Yeah right.

So there's that.
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Its Friday here

Have a Budweiser cos it makes you wiser bud

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Now, where are my Hot Wheels ?
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Its Friday here

Have a Budweiser cos it makes you wiser bud

Thx M8, but I'm on a strict  regimen of King Cobras and Cuervo.

Life is good if yer me!


I am the trailer park behind the gate.
Not yet a Steven King story.
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And where the flock is ADMIN?

I ain't been slapped since 2015 when I got out of jail.

Waxing nostalgic ya see?

I'm going blind..
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Yer whack Bro.
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What's new?
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Its Friday here

:tello: "Right then, keep it to yourself, alright? I have enuff details here to work with...."
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Snake piss?

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I got some money. Goddammit BUY SOMETHING!
Like what?

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Tube socks and handcuffs?

Ron Tello Culley
I could invest in Media Spin. How's that paying off?

Ron Tello Culley
Can't go wrong with a rubber chicken!

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I really want to send flowers and chocolates to Debbie and Patti!

Ron Tello Culley
E mail me girls! You know who you are!

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Yeah smee, snake piss. I get the 25 oz cans, 18 bucks USD a case of 15 out the door at Circle K. I take delivery!
And the recycle value makes me a wealthy man!
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Cheap as chips @ 18 smackeroos for 15 x 740ml thats about $25 in our money

We would pay about $55 for 12 @ 750ml so more than double

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I got some money. Goddammit BUY SOMETHING!
Like what?

Ron Tello Culley
Tube socks and handcuffs?

Ron Tello Culley
I could invest in Media Spin. How's that paying off?

Ron Tello Culley
Can't go wrong with a rubber chicken!
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I really want to send flowers and chocolates to Debbie and Patti!

Ron Tello Culley
E mail me girls! You know who you are!

Ron Tello Culley
These 2 Women are not only sexy, they are smart. Too smart for me and that's why I shy away from them.

Ron Tello Culley
6th Grade, High School, after grad drunken cheeseburger and liquor parties.....I can't handle the Fast Crowd. So why am I a Hermit? Cuz it's safe and I don't clean my guns so often.

Ron Tello Culley
Debbie Gonzales and Patti Johnson. There. I sed it!

Ron Tello Culley
The world you know can never be a part of mine!

Ron Tello Culley
2 names as common as a hall pass. It was the 1960's Mate!!

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Ya had to be there.
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Cheap as chips @ 18 smackeroos for 15 x 740ml thats about $25 in our money

We would pay about $55 for 12 @ 750ml so more than double

Don't flock with me on math! I am OUT aboot that!
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LMAO... Crazy Ron!!

Ron Tello Culley
Your Mantra is well documented!

Ron Tello Culley
Yeah Clayne, she loves me. I'm feeling pretty good right now!

Clayne Holmgren
I am happy for you man 😃 hope your doing ok.

Ron Tello Culley
I am blessed that you are my friend!!


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and yes I am weeping cuz I'm part human too...
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Hmmm I thought you were American?

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Briscoe and Logan....my faves!
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Hmmm I thought you were American?

Naaa, Im a prisoner in a north american continent.
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Please dont help me, Everybody knows yer worthless.

 :deadhorse: :troll2: :smee!:
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What was that ? Did you say youre in continent ?

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This is some really funny shite! Cant believe  I did this...
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What was that ? Did you say youre in continent ?


No, Dick I implied that I am a world traveler.
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What? Youve got no dick?

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how much more of this can I take?

Shove off smee!
Details confuse me.
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Where is Ingrid now that I need her?
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Wet, sloppy sex is not what I have on my mind right now.
Maybe later.
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