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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #6351 on: September 17, 2020, 10:20:07 AM »
At present, 6:14 PM PST, there are no standing evac orders for the Big Bear Valley.

I made ready to "Bug Out" anyway. Cleared out my RV site, tow-ready.

Now I gotta hustle a tow vehicle.
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #6354 on: September 17, 2020, 12:00:46 PM »
In the year 1974, I wanted to play like Ian.

Later, I did not want to BE like Ian.

Now, I want his gear. All of it.
Not just the 24" Paiste Crash of his that I got on eBay, and I have the C.O.A.!



Ian Paice - Deep Purple's driving force since 1968


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« Reply #6355 on: September 17, 2020, 12:19:07 PM »

In my Youth, THIS was my dream, to be a drummer of value and acclaim.
Mother was militant in declaring everything after Elvis is blasphemy.

And her nightmares came true.   :jandoor:


I can play this,  :drummer:  just not as Bill Ward.

Check out the lyrics on this; diff than the LP> WoW!!


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« Reply #6356 on: September 17, 2020, 12:40:22 PM »
:tello: "Give it up ye Ozzies! These boys be British, and you know what that means on a Prison Island!"



:drummer: :band: :conduct:     :beerontap: :drinkwine:                  :windy:                       
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« Reply #6357 on: September 17, 2020, 12:58:45 PM »
At present, 6:14 PM PST, there are no standing evac orders for the Big Bear Valley.

I made ready to "Bug Out" anyway. Cleared out my RV site, tow-ready.

Now I gotta hustle a tow vehicle.


Augie A. Leonard
Will you remain in Cali?

Ron Tello Culley
Do you want me back in T-Town? I'm going for the last man standing doctrine. Look for the guy with a mop.

Augie A. Leonard
Well you know winter is coming better stock up on Fire wood if you happen to return. Lol

Ron Tello Culley
Sry, I'm posted-up here, and I have a swell stockpile of propane to serve my heating issues. This is snow country, too! I'm better off living here than there cuz there sucks, ya know the story!

Ron Tello Culley
Yeah, right. Everytime I mention "the story" the screen fades to black. Silly human race.

Augie A. Leonard
Naw, not exactly true Ron! The old story is what it was, it's just time for new stories to over shadow, and we'll continually make new ones. In the end that's all we have, is one story over another.

Ron Tello Culley
Sure. I struggle to own my House and not live in it. Ya wanna pay this round of property taxes? No. I struggle to preserve the last of my Dignity here. I honor my legacy; how about a little love here?

Augie A. Leonard
I hear ya, we do have our challenges, hell my job is leaving to Fresno California in a year after 32 years as of today being my anniversary there. Going to have to start all over. Haven't filled out a Job application for some years now. Lol

Ron Tello Culley
Copy that. Hear this: In my Tello Days, I was money up and material rich. I had a golden ticket to felafel the felafel off all I wanted, within legal limits (and everybody knows I exceeded them) I did not do crimes. I was and am a Subversive; "person of interest" (Since 1975) and you too are under watch for associating with me. Fear not: I have many fb friends are they too be a suspect. Or mebbe NOT! Did you or crew go to Elko's Greybar Hotel for the year 2014?
Let me tell you about the joys of "THE HOLE"....
I'm Irish. Don't push the limits on this one, Bro.

Ron Tello Culley
Hey, now that we're chatting...ya wanna get DEEEP, Dirrrty and bloodied up?
You delivered Lester. Admittedly, neither of us did a background check.
And that night when he was all fukkkkered up, he came at me and I shot him in the foot....that was EPIC!
And he got away with his crime and I did time for Self Defense", but yeah it's Elko so no logic or reason can be included in the case of NV. vs. Tello. My Defense Aty was th
The Gallery was occupied by the Sheriff that transported me to the Court House. And there was no other warm body the house.
So felafel the World cuz it's felafelin' me!
Bitter? I am beyond that. Invest in PAYBACK Stocks!
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #6358 on: September 17, 2020, 01:38:17 PM »
Ron Tello Culley
Hey, now that we're chatting...ya wanna get DEEEP, Dirrrty and bloodied up?
You delivered Lester. Admittedly, neither of us did a background check.
And that night when he was all fukkkkered up, he came at me and I shot him in the foot....that was EPIC!
And he got away with his crime and I did time for Self Defense", but yeah it's Elko so no logic or reason can be included in the case of NV. vs. Tello. My Defense Atty was the defendant in his own case. Hypocrits one and all!
The Gallery was occupied by the Sheriff that transported me to the Court House. And there was no other warm body the house.
So felafel the World cuz it's felafelin' me!
Bitter? I am beyond that. Invest in PAYBACK Stocks!
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #6360 on: September 17, 2020, 03:10:22 PM »

Richard
I don't want to be alone tonight. Anyone down to talk? I'm 27, Schizoaffective and was born with hydrocephalus. I like painting orks and listening to all kinds of music. I can cook a little bit, my go-to is Filipino chicken adobo. I'm half Filipino and half white.

Tina
I'm here.
Hi, how ya doing?

Richard
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I'm doing ok. Just having a hard time dealing with a break up.

Ron Tello Culley
Take a break and relax to this:

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=frank+zappa%2fdog+breath+variations&view=detail&mid=1C51F041B85627DE17331C51F041B85627DE1733&FORM=VIRE0&ru=%2fsearch%3fq%3dfrank%2bzappa%252Fdog%2bbreath%2bvariations%26form%3dANNTH1%26refig%3d5000bc71c36c4e1f87964235af1c1f24%26sp%3d-1%26ghc%3d1%26pq%3dfrank%2bzappa%252Fdog%2bbreath%2bvariations%26sc%3d2-33%26qs%3dn%26sk%3d%26cvid%3d5000bc71c36c4e1f87964235af1c1f24
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Hi Tina! Let me tell you I did meet and shake hands with FZ. In 1980 at KROQ-Pasadena, Ca...He stood shorter than me and had a hand-grasp of 3200 PSI.
Rick Derringer was the same. (I was a Freelance Roadie that day and night!) These short guitar players have no idea of their strumming-hand strength. I do. I have damage reports and they are all "Rock and Roll" Archives, but whose Mom preserves it all?

Ron Tello Culley
Moms Rule!

Ron Tello Culley
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #6361 on: September 17, 2020, 03:33:49 PM »
When booze is pulled off the shelves in 2020 and later, I will post at half-mast.
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« Reply #6362 on: September 17, 2020, 04:11:52 PM »
My Bad. Right button wrong time. It's now and YOU are it!
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« Reply #6363 on: September 17, 2020, 04:29:44 PM »
Oranges are farmed, not made.
I picked oranges in Fla. in my youth and it was brutal and I survived and Journaled it so FU until further notice, ya potential blighters and sots. I hurt, and be in pain because, as I choose to write about...BEWARE
children and your peeps! Halloween 2020 may be a slug or dud, but the Spirit of  Pasadena, Ca. can find another spot on a Paranormal TV Show!

This is Ronnie  talking.

I'm so 1962 in my present form.
Be quick, I'm outta here soon!

{you dick will not find me in El Monte you dick}
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #6365 on: September 17, 2020, 07:53:10 PM »
Time is short.
Nightfall is near.
Your mortality is in question and peril.

Confess your sins..
..and surrender!
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« Reply #6366 on: September 17, 2020, 07:59:44 PM »
Rethink your necktie!
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« Reply #6367 on: September 17, 2020, 08:04:43 PM »
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #6370 on: September 18, 2020, 10:31:15 AM »
The School of Tello is now in session. 

Good morning class.

Today's assignment is this: Online dating and social distancing.
Research and report.
On my desk first thing Monday morning sometime before end of the year.

Begin.

https://www.bing.com/search?q=online+dating+and+social+distancing&form=ANNTH1&refig=7ffa3007be8d4410b1ff4da513beca20&sp=1&ghc=1&qs=SC&pq=online+dating+vs.+social+distancing&sk=PRES1&sc=1-35&cvid=7ffa3007be8d4410b1ff4da513beca20

The correct answer I want is: Do I get infected before or after I get laid?

Hey, back off! I dint ask or create this New World Dis-Order.
Without coming off as a narcissist I just ask that I can get my Freak On without deadly consequences.
Oh, as if you don't want that too?

Silly Human Race.


Ron Tello Culley
Be advised: it's a hypothetical issue for us all. No way are we gonna stray from the narrow path of mortality. (But those who do...we'll see them on next year's Season of The Forensic Files).


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This riff: " I just ask that I can get my Freak On without deadly consequences."
Where do I go with that Spice? The Medical Industry or The Beat Poets Society?
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #6371 on: September 18, 2020, 11:23:41 AM »
Ron Tello Culley
"I need a rabbit to pull me out of its hat".
Night of 1000 Dead Living Comedians.
Streaming now on T3LL@^izi0N
NOT!

Ron Tello Culley
First media rat to steal this from me gets to gimme my Due and Proper, because the Old Testament tells me so. Go on...bust my talents and eat my industrial inventory. No matter what, I will bLoG iT.

Ron Tello Culley
I'm not perpetrating a hoax; I am propagating a Myth. Soon to be a Major Motion T-Shirt near you!

George Heinlein
I need a rabbit to barbecue or fry!

Wilson Mike
Ain't no rabbit letting you in it's hat

Ron Tello Culley
Right. And I'm not letting you into my house until I return to open it. Hold out for hope.

Ron Tello Culley
Fiuqqin rabbit got nuthin to doo widdit.

Wilson Mike
see ya then Ron in the Hat

Ron Tello Culley
Howz the wooden indian?

Wilson Mike
You talking about Tom A Hawk. Beautiful!!!!

Ron Tello Culley
Sweet! He is the Finest piece of carved wood I've ever owned! Pity I had to sell him, but I was young and needed the money. He went to a good home. Family. It ain't always right but it works sometimes.

Ron Tello Culley
That was a $3K sale? I don't remember exactly. Rich Wood! I know the guy who made it. That's all he does.
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #6372 on: September 18, 2020, 11:40:15 AM »
At 11:59 December 31 we all gotta take a shot and never speak of this year ever again.


Shannan Lynne
I’m scared 2021 is going to say Hey 2020, hold my beer.

Phyllis Smith Pessia
One day at a time, Shannan Lynne, one day at a time. Don't push 2020 any longer than it is.

Shannan Lynne
 BAD SHANNAN!

Billie Radford
I’m ready. I don’t drink but I will if it means all the crazy is over with.

Shannan Lynne
oh hell...Day drinking is a current thing in my life. I’ve developed quite the beer belly that I definitely will have to work to get rid of...if we ever go back to work...

Jenny Covey Young
i ? day drinking!

Billie Radford
 I’m retired so the beer belly (actually it’s an icecream belly) will just stick around! lol

James Carroll
I have learned a lot this year.

Donna Moreno
CHEERS

Beth Lucas
Make this so we can share it

Shari Mills Bland
I have gotten a head start

Carole Ruth Harty Burge
Amen

Joyce Johnson
agreed

Mimi Kruger Getter
Boy, I’m with you. Cheers to 2021

Christine Campbell
Amen

Deanna Jacona
I vote yes in deed

Bricke Joy Warnicke
Ok works for me , pretend never came

Donna D Laird
You bet

Ron Tello Culley
I'm Game for a brain fade!


Linda Carlson Fleetwood
It's been an up n down year for me...

Jackie Elaine
Please!! 🙏🙏
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #6373 on: September 18, 2020, 12:08:46 PM »
So yeah. My edd card come thru and I go online and shop...but NOT on eBay!

I bot stuff I need.

Fun, this:

:tello: "I got the yellow slip, alright? I'll pick it up 2moro."

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« Reply #6374 on: September 18, 2020, 12:09:55 PM »
At 11:59 December 31 we all gotta take a shot and never speak of this year ever again.


Shannan Lynne
I’m scared 2021 is going to say Hey 2020, hold my beer.




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« Reply #6375 on: September 18, 2020, 12:12:27 PM »
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That ^ sheet reads like a cross-country bus schedule I did more than twice.
Nevermind where yer going. Look at the lookers tracking you!
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« Reply #6376 on: September 18, 2020, 12:25:05 PM »

Like this?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ09paQRBnw

This, in part, is why America can never accept Ozzies into our country.
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« Reply #6377 on: September 18, 2020, 12:27:55 PM »
We are flukked up enuff without your input.

Sit, and order up another pint on my shout.


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« Reply #6378 on: September 18, 2020, 12:54:19 PM »
Woo-Hoo!

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« Reply #6379 on: September 18, 2020, 01:32:38 PM »
People poo-poo preppers.

Suffer this movie and confess to your Farmers Market admin.!

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1675192/


https://www.imdb.com/video/vi265206297?ref_=vp_rv_ap_0
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« Reply #6380 on: September 18, 2020, 01:34:52 PM »
spoiler retort: The end is not like the ending of Shutter Island.
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« Reply #6382 on: September 19, 2020, 06:46:17 AM »
Heh-heh...ok check this out.....

Here in America, or Big Bear, California....

..... HALLOWEEN has been canceled this next month, ya know?

I'm reading online about clever ppl doing smart alternative things.

Yard Theatre!

Better than Christmas lights.

This is HALLOWEEN, baby!

Here's my working theory:
I'm pulling the tarps off my mini-bike, suiting-up in my riding gear, and posting up in the front yard...with my new strobe light, and other on-site accessories.

I need to focus on the proper wind machine to blow my hair, thus creating the "illusion" of forward motion.

Yeah, I be American too. We be clever.

See you on TV!


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« Reply #6383 on: September 19, 2020, 07:06:49 AM »
I welcome all questions about why it's not a running machine.
Who cares?
This is Halloween; fiction and horror and fleeting thots about our mortality and hobbies.

Pick a lane.
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #6384 on: September 19, 2020, 07:14:22 AM »
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It's not about the Ride; it's about the demonstration presentation.
Yard Show!
Tell the others....
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« Reply #6385 on: September 19, 2020, 09:01:21 AM »
Yeah, this is always fun to revisit!

https://elkodaily.com/news/montello-shooter-continues-on-to-trial-in-district-court/article_70963c68-84a4-11e3-9407-001a4bcf887a.html

At that foto op moment, I was in shock about the Lester Lies on the witness stand.

And I was and AM more shocked that the Judge bought into it all.

I have legal grounds.
The dirt is mud.


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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #6386 on: September 19, 2020, 05:11:13 PM »
Squid Pro Quo.

Show me your Kracken and I'll show you my sushi.
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #6387 on: September 19, 2020, 06:35:02 PM »
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Yeah, this is always fun to revisit!

https://elkodaily.com/news/montello-shooter-continues-on-to-trial-in-district-court/article_70963c68-84a4-11e3-9407-001a4bcf887a.html
At that foto op moment, I was in shock about the Lester Lies on the witness stand.
And I was and AM more shocked that the Judge bought into it all.
I have legal grounds.
The dirt is mud.


Montello shooter continues on to trial in district court
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Montello shooter continues on to trial in district court

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I'm a baaaaaddd man! I blame it on society.

Ron Tello Culley
Those mooks in Utah had nothing to do with it but they wish they did. Me too. Oh well wtf....

Chase Michael Heady
My girl thought you were charles Manson... Lol you ever get that before

Ron Tello Culley
Duh. How about the time I was stalked by Jerry Garcia groupies. Stereotypes: it's not about sound systems.

Ron Tello Culley
Did ya tell yer girl I dint have a swastika carved into my face? We were in jail together. We got out alone. How ya doin'?
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #6388 on: September 19, 2020, 06:59:49 PM »
Bending Energy Photography

It's always crazy to witness in person...
Photos taken from a turn out along highway 330 of the El Dorado fire.


Michael Schneblin
PRETTY... awful!

Judy Bondar
It is amazingly beautiful in its ferocity, yet equally abhorrent in its destruction.

Wendy Nielsen Reynard
Scary looking. So sad.

Mary Ann Faloon
Wowzer !!

Laure Stack
Devastating 😭

Steve Little
It Will grow back

Kari Mull
Lisa Graham you mentioned the 330...How far up and is it still open?

Tyann Taylor
Kari Mull we are good momma the fire is the eldorado fire quite a ways from us This was shot from the 330 🙂

Kari Mull
ohhh good 🙂 glad to hear that Tyann Taylor ?

Lisa Graham
Kari Mull, not open except for Emergency vehicles, and evacuation should a fire occur.

Sean Elledge
These crazy fires

Sean Elledge
Prayers for the firefighters

Bill Hunstock
Scary!

Yvonne Bernal
Are those pictures taken with a special lense?

Diane Hartley
How horrible !

Ron Tello Culley
This can't happen here. Oh yes it is!

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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #6389 on: September 19, 2020, 07:16:22 PM »
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:tello: "I'm working hardly here to provide quality obscure internet entertainment for all you lurkers in the Gallery of Fools.

If you bots have any soul at all, you will email me a fart...something, anything to validate your pitiful mortal existence.
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Otherwise...Freeloader On !"!!!
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #6390 on: September 19, 2020, 07:21:29 PM »
Why am I not an international celebrity or criminal of the decade?

It depends on who you ask.

Who is asking and what answers do ya expect?
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #6391 on: September 19, 2020, 07:44:46 PM »
Seriously, I gotta get outta here.



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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #6392 on: September 19, 2020, 07:52:47 PM »





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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #6394 on: September 22, 2020, 09:27:11 AM »
I don't have a printer. I'll "Kloud" my shite here...


IMPORTANT: Please print pages below for your records and further instructions, or, goto The Tello Files, M8!

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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #6396 on: September 22, 2020, 11:00:10 AM »
When you brake for a deer crossing the hwy
and a feet farther you brake for a bear crossing the hwy.


Roxanne Dean Runsick
... you know you live in heaven!

Yvette Marshall Page
That's the best !!! ??

David Rasmussen
And the traffic cop is a squirrel yelling at you 🤣🤣🤣

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Twofeer

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Double Tap.

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Wow😳
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #6397 on: September 22, 2020, 12:24:23 PM »
Lisa Kilpatrick
Exactlyyyy

Coletta Deitrick
Do the crime.... Do the Time!!!

Ron Tello Culley
This is plagerism. I said this in High School, 1975. So much how The Heavies in society get marginalized for the sake of the preservation of the Predominant paradigm/Status Quo. The Military/Industrial Complex, and June Cleaver's jewelry collection NEVER want to hear the kid's headspace. And that's their downfall!!!!

Ty Corbin
Yeah ..I guess they valued my belongings more than they valued their own life

Ron Tello Culley
Hey Man...AMEN!

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Two Elko County Sheriffs walk into the Cowboy Bar. They shut it down just becuz. All the Patrons take their drinks and business to MY House and the Po Po with back-up can't do shite. They reported all of us. Big Elko is watching!!
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #6398 on: September 22, 2020, 01:42:13 PM »
Socalmountains.com

[MAN FOUND ROAMING FOREST IN AREA OF EL DORADO FIRE]
Per Scanner: Units in El Dorado Fire Division Q (Quebec) have located a person who has been out in the forest since August. The subject is significantly malnourished but is ambulatory. Will be bringing him in for evaluation and care. [BRIEFING MAP]

Dorothe Snow
What?!

Andrew Traweek
This is how zombie movies start.

Ron Tello Culley
Alert George A. Romero or Rob Zombie!

Heather Brown
Whaaaaat!?!

Janet Dube Galgani
Could it be Jesus Rivera? Wouldn’t that be awesome!

Rynn Nichols
Galgani 🙏

Teri Lay
Janet Dube Galgani sure wish it was him!!!

Janet Dube Galgani
I just another post of a 36 year old man missing since August 10th in that area. Whoever it is sure has a guardian angel looking out for him. 🙏🏻

Julie Greenwood Ray
Yes I just heard Jeff James reported he was very lucky that we have a fireman in that area due to the fire otherwise it can you turn different so happy for the family

Donna Garcia
This is Crazy😱Surprised no one missed him🙏🏻🙏🏻he was found🙏🏻

Teri Lay
Please update with a name!

Michelle Marie
Bit of a silver lining

Kathy Singleton-Strong
Just heard he is Timothy Alen Rudge, 36.

Malia Monroe
If it is him he has been missing for over a month!

Kent Buechner
That’s a long hike

Jeff Altmeyer
Wow lucky guy

Julie Greenwood Ray
That was the mountain that my nephew who was killed in search and rescue love to climb my oldest daughter sent me a message a while ago that said Scott must’ve been looking down on this hike to protect him from above God bless you god bless your family… See More

Mary Mullowney Williamson
Well that was the only Blessing out of this fire. Finding him alive.

Ron Tello Culley
NETFLIX will be interested in this feature story... And I'll buy the DVD ! The Weather Channel's Creek Stewart got nothing on this one...yet!

Ron Tello Culley
https://www.highlandnews.net/news/public_safety/timothy-rudge-found-after-41-day-search/article_ade27ec2-f92f-11ea-85ae-cb77d027bd69.html?fbclid=IwAR3WCf07G76M-0OcYB0etu0Zao5ue3AK7RH0Y9ChP2S8oP-ssJFKL5ekdo4
Timothy Rudge found after 41-day search
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Ron Tello Culley
Google is ALL of our Friend!

Ron Tello Culley
He is... "A better Man than me"!

Ron Tello Culley
What was his survival skills that got him thru??? Need to know!!!

Ron Tello Culley
This is the stuff that tells us we personally have no super-challenging problems, so quit yer snivvlin'. We do have resolve to help others with problems in the venue of Human Events such as THIS! pls?

Julie Haynes
 thank you how awesome

Linda Carlson Fleetwood
How sad...

Ron Tello Culley
So Victorious!

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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #6399 on: September 22, 2020, 02:07:51 PM »
Can you BELIEVE that I quit this DayJob to move to Big Bear and be The Trailer Park behind the gate?
It's true. Trailer Park photo unavailable.

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Highlight pic from the Left For Dead Ranch. Phelan, Ca., c. 1993. This was my anchient chosen Art in those days. REAL cut with scissors and paste with Elmer's.

Ron Tello Culley
Zoom in on the skull atop the Realty sign.
I used to know that guy. He held out on me and now look at him! Ask the Cops if they care. dErP!

Ron Tello Culley
If I ever grew up, I'd wanna be a Cop when I grew up. And then soon after, eat my gun outta the academy.

Ron Tello Culley
I am not able to betray humanity for a fast corrupt buck.

Ron Tello Culley
But I did shoot Lester, LO felafelin L!
https://elkodaily.com/news/montello-shooter-continues-on-to-trial-in-district-court/article_70963c68-84a4-11e3-9407-001a4bcf887a.html?fbclid=IwAR1TTPOxjc-b0K6pOBW8O3W3iu-M3nMYjhRSF6XypILRb__78z97T4XO1c4
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Montello shooter continues on to trial in district court
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https://www.facebook.com/lester.alderman.5
Lester Alderman

Ron Tello Culley
He ripped-off the whole town, the locals dint report cuz they knew the cops wont care. Right again, Homeys! The crooks prevail in Montello. Invest in dynamite. And plank boards!
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