Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2622830 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #25150 on:** March 18, 2023, 03:25:04 PM »

Do you know: WD-39 was a failed Lab Experiment that was intentionally released into the atmosphere to create my Classmates?

This has gotta hurt.

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tellomon · « **Reply #25151 on:** March 18, 2023, 03:27:28 PM »

Do you know: PLoncK is a ch@ice, not a lifestyle?

tellomon · « **Reply #25152 on:** March 18, 2023, 03:49:46 PM »

Bonnie Robinson
Absolutely gorgeous!!!

Debbie Castro
Nice!

Karen Masterson
Love it!

John Bowden
Filters work wonders

Ron Tello Culley
Looks like she was out of wearing diapers at the time. We got HISTOORY!

Ron Tello Culley
She told me that she'd ditch Sunday School to smoke cigarettes and make beer runs at John's Market. It's an El Monte thing. We're both bad.

Diane Franssen
Ron Tello Culley I recall you hanging out in the crib as I was ditching Sunday school and peaking in the window

Ron Tello Culley
Uncle. You win.

tellomon · « **Reply #25153 on:** March 18, 2023, 03:52:05 PM »

I remember her being fatter than this.

Fock me runnin'. I'm with cane, so I get a head start!

tellomon · « **Reply #25154 on:** March 18, 2023, 05:50:29 PM »

Ron Tello Culley
Yes, YOU! Come up...go down.

Ron Tello Culley
Do not panic! Protest in the streets. No, WAIT! There's pot holes there.... F0CK!

Ron Tello Culley
Vehicular damage Lawsuits begin TODAY!

Ron Tello Culley
Lame ass county road f0cks! The Girl Scouts can fill pot holes with COOKIES!!! And they will if you don't!

Ron Tello Culley
Let's see if the City Council puts a mask on this!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #25155 on:** March 18, 2023, 05:55:44 PM »

Oh NO! This is not serious.

When the road kills you,
you are ROADKILL.

Too easy.

tellomon · « **Reply #25156 on:** March 18, 2023, 06:07:27 PM »

COMING UP NEXT: Ski Slope Pot Holes. That'll slow 'em down. Run 'em OUT OF TOWN on pot hole roads.....

tellomon · « **Reply #25157 on:** March 18, 2023, 06:10:14 PM »

I see more CIVIC PRIDE in Ant Farms.

tellomon · « **Reply #25158 on:** March 18, 2023, 06:20:21 PM »

My Raccoons are more organized than YOU!

tellomon · « **Reply #25159 on:** March 18, 2023, 06:40:09 PM »

Snow piles are smart enuff to go away quietly. And Pot Holes loom menacingly along our Happy Trails....unabated, destined to linger indefinitely until no further notice.

Is this Life?

tellomon · « **Reply #25160 on:** March 18, 2023, 06:48:23 PM »

Mojave River Flowing in Barstow, CA

Barstow, CA - On Friday, March 17th, 2023 The usual dry Mojave River was flowing. See the water flow under the N. 1st Ave bridge over the Mojave River. Many came out to see the river flow after several rain storms.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-RsW5GNhr0

tellomon · « **Reply #25161 on:** March 18, 2023, 07:04:36 PM »

International Criminal Court seeks Putin arrest for Ukraine war crimes

ABC7

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvOWIrND_Ng

@jamesragnarok60
40 minutes ago
I see you made your decision, now let's see someone enforce it.

@presidentjoethudbrandon7074
36 minutes ago
Yeah, good luck enforcing this

@SashaTibelius
1 hour ago
It’s ridiculous!

@Ron Tello Culley
Bloody now ago
Same Dick Holes that ran The Cold War. All an Act to beef up the War Industries!
Cha---CHING$$$$

@Ron Tello Culley
When ago?
Why not sue Hitler posthumously for Emotional Distress?

tellomon · « **Reply #25162 on:** March 18, 2023, 07:24:33 PM »

Ron Tello Culley
How Far and Thick do we wanna go with this?

Ron Tello Culley
So yeah, when this beef cools down, maybe we can go after me for crimes against bicycles. I'm a PedalPhile. Reaching for Content!

Ron Tello Culley
I always keep my gun in the glovebox of my 10-Speed.

Ron Tello Culley
Now, my 21-speed Mountain Bike has a 50 Cal. turret and I can park anywhere.

Ron Tello Culley
I need your financial donations to get my Mini Bike running again. Pledge now at
m86thecat@yahoo.com
No gunpowder required.

FFS: Ammo is cheaper than Petrol.

tellomon · « **Reply #25163 on:** March 18, 2023, 07:59:41 PM »

You stand in line at the Grocery Store and make "Impulse Buys".

I went On-Line and bought a Scooter.

Impulse Buy!

tellomon · « **Reply #25164 on:** March 18, 2023, 08:23:12 PM »

The POT HOLE WARS ARE ON!!!
And it's gonna get ugly.
(The UPSIDE is...Alan Lee is not allowed to participate in it.)

The DOWNSIDE IS our Pot Holes are toxic and clearly a Public Health Hazard. Just wait and see the fallout at the City Counsel Meetings!!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #25165 on:** March 18, 2023, 08:33:52 PM »

There's always a good reason to riot as long as the majority of the population agrees with it.

Watch the local media ignore, cover it up to save face. What a load of shite, AGAIN!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #25166 on:** March 18, 2023, 08:49:39 PM »

Big Bear. Elko County.

They are married to each other.

Sick.

FOLLOW THE MONEY. Maybe you'll find Dylan Rounds AND Aiden Clune!

tellomon · « **Reply #25167 on:** March 18, 2023, 08:54:28 PM »

You will never find me. There's no money.

tellomon · « **Reply #25168 on:** March 18, 2023, 10:05:54 PM »

Tello
Hey WOW GOOD! My friends list is decreasing by itself. So long ya w@nkers, I never knew you at all. You need not know me. BYE!
F0cking snoops. GIT!

They are the Weak Souls who can't handle controversy and Tello Content. Be GONE, @zzholes!!!!!

Who is next? Do it! Click out, I don't care.

If I did care, I'd file the appropriate form papers.
Not gonna happen.

Go on, scram, beat it!

Dead Weight.....

tellomon · « **Reply #25169 on:** March 18, 2023, 10:39:20 PM »

Show me some love for my efforts here.

Pledge your contributions to:

m86thecat@yahoo.com

tellomon · « **Reply #25170 on:** March 18, 2023, 10:42:09 PM »

I have a particular skill set.

I will look for you.

I will find you.

And I will Doxx you.

And post it here!

Pay or Cry!

tellomon · « **Reply #25171 on:** March 18, 2023, 11:06:28 PM »

Every Dollar you send will belong to me. I'm not a Tele Evangelist, so there will be no Group Derps in the Morgue Degree.

tellomon · « **Reply #25172 on:** March 18, 2023, 11:26:36 PM »

*smee* · « **Reply #25173 on:** March 18, 2023, 11:29:00 PM »

Is one of those Dylan?

tellomon · « **Reply #25174 on:** March 18, 2023, 11:37:33 PM »

Is one of them Yibs?

Where's ADMIN????

Pay up, ya Limey!!! Money makes my World go round.

tellomon · « **Reply #25175 on:** March 18, 2023, 11:42:03 PM »

"Dylan Rounds is now an afterthought."

-Jim Terry

tellomon · « **Reply #25176 on:** March 18, 2023, 11:44:12 PM »

"Ron Tello is flocked. He's stuck up there (in Big Bear)."

-Mr. X

tellomon · « **Reply #25177 on:** March 18, 2023, 11:46:38 PM »

"Ron Tello said he's not a suspect, but should be."

-Miss T

tellomon · « **Reply #25178 on:** March 18, 2023, 11:47:43 PM »

"You flocking rat!"

-Salty Pancakes

tellomon · « **Reply #25179 on:** March 18, 2023, 11:48:37 PM »

"I have no clue."

-Shack Lady

tellomon · « **Reply #25180 on:** March 18, 2023, 11:50:00 PM »

"Numpty."

-smee

tellomon · « **Reply #25181 on:** March 18, 2023, 11:53:06 PM »

"I don't care that you are 30 years old. Turn off the TV and go to bed. NOW!"

-Bev, the ultimate dysfunctional mother of Culley.

tellomon · « **Reply #25182 on:** March 18, 2023, 11:55:02 PM »

"I hate Bev, too, Bro."

-Satan, the Lord of Darkness

tellomon · « **Reply #25183 on:** March 18, 2023, 11:56:32 PM »

"She's all yours, Bro!"

-Ron Culley

tellomon · « **Reply #25184 on:** March 18, 2023, 11:58:19 PM »

"No comment."

-Rick Culley, Brother of Ron

tellomon · « **Reply #25185 on:** March 18, 2023, 11:59:24 PM »

"Grandma sucks."

-The Children of Rick

tellomon · « **Reply #25186 on:** March 19, 2023, 12:00:45 AM »

"Ron is right."

-Linda Culley, wife of Rick

tellomon · « **Reply #25187 on:** March 19, 2023, 12:02:34 AM »

"Ron's for real. I didn't think anybody talked like this at four o'clock in the morning..."

-Michael Benner

tellomon · « **Reply #25188 on:** March 19, 2023, 12:10:52 AM »

"F the world cuz it's F ing me."

-Ron of Tello

tellomon · « **Reply #25189 on:** March 19, 2023, 12:13:43 AM »

"Everybody is a retard."

-Kurt Wadsworth

tellomon · « **Reply #25190 on:** March 19, 2023, 12:15:01 AM »

"That is not Mormon material."

-Tello of Montello

tellomon · « **Reply #25191 on:** March 19, 2023, 12:16:22 AM »

"F you, Salty!"

-Ellen Berg

tellomon · « **Reply #25192 on:** March 19, 2023, 12:17:13 AM »

"Shut up smee."

-Tello.ron

tellomon · « **Reply #25193 on:** March 19, 2023, 12:19:09 AM »

"Blah blah blaaaaah."

-Tessa of Admin

tellomon · « **Reply #25194 on:** March 19, 2023, 12:19:40 AM »

tellomon · « **Reply #25195 on:** March 19, 2023, 12:22:52 AM »

"Crush it!"

tellomon · « **Reply #25196 on:** March 19, 2023, 12:32:58 AM »

"There is nothing suspect except suspicion itself."
-Harry Truman

tellomon · « **Reply #25197 on:** March 19, 2023, 12:34:31 AM »

"Oh wise Dot."

-Gr8 the Herm

tellomon · « **Reply #25198 on:** March 19, 2023, 12:35:44 AM »

The Dot speaks:

" . "

tellomon · « **Reply #25199 on:** March 19, 2023, 12:37:52 AM »

"I went POOF."

-Square Peg

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Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2622830 times)