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And now back to the topic.

It's Guerilla Theatre on the Homefront.

This is lame.

Louie let us down.
Did shitty drywall mud.
Has more trash to move out.
Left some of his tools here.
Will not communicate.

Huge dissappointment, this one.
I believed in Louie.
I am shattered.

I did the pick -up drywall work.

We are ascribing to other Contractors.

No body from DOWN TOWN has come to inspect our gov mandated damages.
Or give me grief for posting up in my RV.

Lotus is applying for Unemployment Benefits.

The Gov shut down our Money stream
and Now they get to pay for it!

I still want Due Process and my Day In Court.
Seems these mooks never heard of it.
Absolute Rule by telephone. Lame!

Maybe I hate America, too.

Lotus is pissed, to be sure!


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dErP.

Bad post. sry.
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Posting is not a competitive activity.

It's a challenge if ya lie yer way into creating an account.

After the liars are in, WATCH OUT!

This is life as we regret it.
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ACCOUNTANTS BEWARE  !

Sherry is crunching numbers now.

They smile upon us.

Not so good for The Man.


I don't do math but I can read a tape measure.

And smee is 7/8ths short of a six pack, so set him off to pasture, will ya?

I don't hate him. Sherry could, if provoked any further.

Meanwhile, Sock Puppets are Unionizing.

Let's see how well that goes....
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I stopped eating!

I got more food than food.

Auction?


Don't you question me.
Take the shot: m86thecat@yahoo.com
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Geez, I don't know what's more exciting:

Me
or
you.

I'll play it safe and vote for me.

You got a problem with it?

Take it to the Proper Channels, Morons!!!!
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And Tessa is all like: "Why me?"

The perils of Admin shine.


Check out her phoney hair color this week.

I can't see, so tell me, ok?
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" Digging for food and begging for mercy
are equal tasks."


-Ron Tello
Sometime, recently in The Loaf.


You want my response on that...?

Hmm.

Digging for food, if there is food to be found by dugging, will be rewarded with dug-up food.

If there is no food where the digging occurs, no food will be found. Reward factor zero, except for the exercise, I suppose. And finding something other than food, if that's where it is.


Or do you mean someone who is employed to dig, and his/her wages are food? Well, in that case, digging for food will be effective. The work is done, the food is supplied.


There is no doubt, in my ruling, that digging for food is a task.






Begging for mercy is not in the same category. Unless one is a professional mercy-beggar - i.e., employed to beg for mercy, or tasked with doing so even if there is no reward - begging for mercy is not a task.

Begging for mercy also differs in its effort-reward ratio.




Hence these are not only not equal tasks, but one of these is not a task at all.
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Tessa stirrs the pot!

Good move.

We need stirring!
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Jeeez, if we can just get her off her Throne of Misfortune and Psychosis... we can prolly
have an unreasonable discussion.

I want that.

And we can leave hair color out of the discussion.


It's a Hair Pulling moment!
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This isn't Game of Thrones. You're not going to claim my throne.


But... of course I am here for reasonable discussion, and often for unreasonable discussion.

Here's a weird fact about my hair. When I was born, my hair was JET BLACK. That first growth of hair fell out quite soon after my birth, and then came the second growth which was a soft honey blonde.


It's never been red, but I have used rinses that gave it a much warmer colour. I don't use those rinses any more, but perhaps one of these days I'll try to remember which ones they were and have another go with them.
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Geez Tess. Sorry for your loss.

Glad to hear about it.

Fodder for the grist mill.

You started it. You own it!

Glad to be here.


Just one intimate question: Does the carpet match the drapes?
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Don't answer that.

:lepink:
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"PINK" is a keyword to many places you may not want to go.




This is a Paisley Admonition.
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Pink has contrast issues here. Fix it or forsake it.
I like the options that work, not fake me out.....
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But... of course I am here for reasonable discussion, and often for unreasonable discussion.

Showing proof is a foregone conclusion.
I wallow in the light of your Madness.
I scream your password everytime you call me Tello.
I look for and not always find a towel after you hose me off.

Loverly.
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This isn't Game of Thrones. You're not going to claim my throne.

Spoken like the true Blue Blooded bour·geoi·sie.

I watch The History Channel.

Instead of polishing your Crown, ya might wanna pawn it.
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Fk*n Limeys.

What have they ever done for you?

This is an exclusive site, with zero tolerance for your face, if you have one. Sry.
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Ha! Face time on slow site.

It's like Montello on the web, without the guns and horses.
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BREAKING NEWS: The World has stopped for 15 minutes.

Get your Fame now!
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Mulder and Scully are on a missing persons case.

They stop to ask for directions.

My confidence is low.
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The truth is out there

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YOU are out there.

Is there any air? Come up for it.
   :roflmao:
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freekin' smee.

A known problem child without adult supervision.

Kinda like Freedom......
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What's in your ice box?

Give me your food and nobody gets hurt.

I use PayPal.
An eBay Company, woops!
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No, nothing is bad until it sticks to your face.

The rule says: You must have a face to participate.

WoRd.
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This can't be too far from Nirvana... unless I take the short cut...
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How do chickens get creamed?
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If chickens could fly, your farm would look like the day after a Rave.
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Always under-estimate the power of nature.
It makes great Headlines.
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The only way I can help you now is to loosen the straps of your Straight Jacket.

Buzz me in.


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BANK OF AMERICA EDD DEBIT CARD
RONALD CULLEY
Account ???? 32XX
RON,
Funds have been added to your account.

Date:
06/30/2021

Funding Amount:
$900.00

Funding Method:
ACH

Pretty cool huh? Covidollars!
 
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In any investigation...follow the money.

My shout!


What can I buy VS. what I need...

More TP, booze and first aid supplies.
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I'm looking into investing in chocolate.

One day I can own Tessa and she won't even know....

"Party Crush!"


In the House of smee it's "Party Smash".

You just can't go anywhere without getting soiled.
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You couldn't afford her.

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Check your Privilege, Bra..
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What company kept a key product the same price for more than 70 years?

Rolex
General Electric
Ferrari
Coca-Cola
34%
Correct

From 1886 to 1959, you could buy a bottle of Coca-Cola for five cents — pretty incredible, since that time period spans two world wars, Prohibition, and the Great Depression. In 1899, Coca-Cola agreed to let third-party bottlers buy its syrup for a fixed price in perpetuity. Apparently, the people running the company didn’t think bottling would ever amount to much of a business. In hindsight, this was a spectacular miscalculation: Sales of bottled Coca-Cola skyrocketed while the brand’s previous primary source of income (soda fountains) stayed relatively flat. Still, the terms of the contract were unambiguous — the price of the syrup was fixed, and Coca-Cola had no direct control over the price bottlers charged for the finished product. So, the company did something ingenious, launching a lavish advertising program that promised that a bottle of Coca-Cola cost five cents, and let the bottlers either abide by the promise or risk the wrath of customers. This kept the price of Coca-Cola low, which didn’t necessarily increase profits for them directly, but did increase the amount of Coke that was sold, which in turn increased the amount of syrup the company could sell.

Source: NPR | Date Updated: June 23, 2021
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Memories of Montello.

There was this one chick, a Clan Member of Locals.

She was, prolly still is, Vile, Lude, Rude, Foul and Lascivious
in the most Charming of Ways.

I hope to see her again.
Do another Haunted House Event in my shop.

Woot!
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Prior to meeting her personally, there was a fellow on my scene
and he tells me "Dude check out that chick. She's got huge titties."

I said, "From this distance I see she has a big mouth."

I was LOVE at first bite.
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And in other news.....

I don't wanna.

google yourself.

Just leave me alone.

Thx!
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OK I'm Back!

What do ya want?

Have a random image.
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After 5 plus years of living on
a steady diet of alcohol, tobacco and firewood...
lifestyle is taking its toll.

I'm fat, crippled and lazy.

The Trifecta of doom.

I welcome the challenge.
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One CNN host lashed out at criticism and instantly regretted it

CNN is in utter collapse.

The network ratings are stuck in the mud without wall-to-wall Orange Man Bad coverage.

One CNN host lashed out at criticism and instantly regretted it.

CNN host Chris Cuomo continues to bury himself in his own stupidity.

His latest gaffe was daring people to prove he wasn’t always truthful in his reporting.


https://pantsonfirenews.com/one-cnn-host-lashed-out-at-criticism-and-instantly-regretted-it/
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